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there's nothing better than being a Man.

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Makeda: I wish you the best. For me I love my job.

bigtaj:

Olumo is such a nice place to visit, do u remember this place.

Wow! who do we have in the house? I remember that place Bigtaj.

Am sure the husband must be dead by now

You mean she cooks to KILL?

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair
With his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8 PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied,
"I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon."
She looked down at his shoes and said:
"You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!"



The 2nd Affair

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified
at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the
father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"



The 3rd Affair

A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the largest private part
he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician
commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home
"I have something to show
you won't believe," he said to his wife,
opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed,
"Schwartz is dead!"




The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you,"
she said, " pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue," she replied,
"the Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too."
No more was said,
not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, have this.
I stood like that for two days at the Smiths
and nobody offered me a damned thing."



The 5th Affair

A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked:
"How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied:
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs
with your wife?"
The bartender replied:
"The same thing
I'm doing to his business down here."



The 6th Affair

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly:
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to, " his wife replied.
"No," he insisted,
"I want to die in peace.
I slept with your sister, your best friend,
her best friend, and your mother!"
"I know," she replied,
" now just rest
and let the poison work."

Wow!

Seun:

The w800i? Why did you choose that one?

The reasons why I choose Sony Ericsson W800i is that with w800i you can have your music with you wherever you are. One press on the music button to start your in-phone digital music player, choose your favorite song or playlist and enjoy. Getting your music into your mobile is easy W800 comes with CD ripping software. Move the music from your CDs. Quick and easy. Drag and drop.
The W800 is also a 2 megapixel digital camera with video recording capability. Save your images in the W800 image gallery or move them to a PC. Let your friends see what you see using picture and video messaging (MMS) phone-to-phone.

W800 has plenty of memory inside for storing your favorite songs, images and video. And when you need to store more, use Memory Stick PRO Duo. In addition to the phones internal memory, you can have up to 1GB expandable memory. Thousands of images. Hundreds of songs. The supplied 512MB Memory Stick PRO Duo gives capacity for around 150 music tracks - or 10-15 full length CDs.

A quality headset is included in the phone kit. To enhance your sound experience even further, connect your W800 to your stereo with the Music Cable MMC-60. Keep listening but never miss a call. Your music automatically stops when a call comes in.

W800 never compromises on ease-of-use. Synchronize and transfer files rapidly with the Fast port connector. Go wireless, connect to other devices with Bluetooth. Share with friends and family in seconds with QuickShare.

W800 fits easily in the hand and has the look and feel of a quality digital music player. There are music buttons on either side of the phone to make your listening experience as easy as possible. A dedicated music button, a direct media player button and music volume control. Imaging controls include a touch-sensitive camera shutter button with autofocus.

Straight up, W800 is a fresh-looking mobile phone with crystal clear screen, joystick control and icon desktop. Turn it around and tip it sideways and your W800 megapixel camera is ready to use with shutter button and zoom control at your fingertips.

The W800 comes with everything you need to enjoy music on the move. The W800 includes a 512MB Memory Stick PRO Duo and a stereo music handsfree for best possible sound. All this is neatly contained in a unique W800 music kit package.

The W800 has a built-in 2 megapixel digital camera for quality images wherever you are. For better lighting conditions use the photo light just above the camera shutter lens. And when you need photo flash, snap on a Phone Flash MXE-60 optional W800 accessory.

Open the active lens cover and the W800 camera viewfinder appears onscreen ready to use. The camera shutter, autofocus and digital zoom control are at your fingertips - where you want them. When you want to adjust contrast, set image effects or size, switch to night mode or use another camera feature use your thumb to browse the camera menu. Easy.

When the W800 camera is activated and you want to catch some action, flip the joystick down and record some video. Your phone records video and sound and you can edit the result and combine it with other clips to send or share using VideoDJ.

Saving your images and video is easy. When you've taken a picture or stopped a video recording, saving or sending is one click away. MMS picture and video messaging lets you combine pictures, video, sounds and music and send it over the air to another phone or email address - impressive messaging. W800 has plenty of memory (34MB) in the phone and on the supplied Memory Stick PRO Duo - you can save thousands of images and hours of video.

Wherever you are, you have your favorite music with you. One press on the music button on the side of the phone and the W800 media player is onscreen and ready to go. Choose a song or album and enjoy stereo music and excellent sound. The music button can also be set to activate the W800 FM radio. The W800 kit also includes a Stereo Portable Handsfree HPM-70 to make the experience complete.

The W800 kit is complete with USB cable to connect quick and easy with your PC. This is useful when you're moving songs from your PC to your phone. When the USB cable is connected to your phone it also charges your phone battery. The W800 Fast port system connector is designed to enable faster transfer of data from PC to phone and back.





FEATURES

General Network GSM 900 / GSM 1800 / GSM 1900
Announced 2005, 1Q
Status Available
Size Dimensions 100 x 46 x 20.5 mm
Weight 99 g
Display Type TFT, 256K colors
Size 176 x 220 pixels
Wallpapers, screensavers
Ringtones Type Polyphonic (40 channels), MP3
Customization Composer, download
Vibration Yes
Memory Phonebook 500 x 15 fields, Photo call
Call records 30 received, dialed and missed calls
Card slot Memory Stick Duo Pro, 512 MB card included, buy memory
38 MB shared memory
Features GPRS Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots)
Data speed 32 - 48 kbps
Messaging SMS, EMS, MMS, Email, Instant Messaging
Clock Yes
Alarm Yes
Infrared port Yes
Games Yes + downloadable
Colors Smooth White
Camera 2 MP, 1632x1224 pixels, autofocus, video, flash
Bluetooth
MP3/AAC player, up to 30h playback if the phone is switched off
Video player
WAP 2.0
Java
T9
FM radio with RDS
Image viewer
Picture editor
Organiser
Voice memo
USB port
SyncML
Built-in handsfree
Battery Standard battery, Li-Ion 900 mAh
Stand-by Up to 400 h
Talk time Up to 9 h



EXTENDED SPECS

Screen:
262.144 color TFT
176x220 pixel
Sound:
Polyphonic Sound 40 voices
Memory:
34MB* memory
Memory Stick Duo
Memory Stick PRO Duo
Networks:
GSM 900
GSM 1800
GSM 1900
Sizes:
100 x 46 x 20.5 mm
3.9 x 1.8 x .8 inches
Weight:
99 gr
3.5 oz
Key features:
Music player
34MB internal memory + 512MB Memory Stick PRO Duo included
FM radio
2 megapixel camera

Sony Ericsson W800i

They have said it all!

AffirmationFella

Timmy this is a true story which happened in the states. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck. To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents in to the shiny paint of the truck. The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment. When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.
Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands. When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said " Daddy I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.
So Timmy think about this story the next time someone(especialy your parents) steps on your feet or you wish to take revenge. Think first before you lose your patience with someone you love. Trucks can be repaired.. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't. Too often we fail to recognize the difference between the person and the performance. We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge.
People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes.
But the actions we take while in a rage will hunt us forever.

Presently there are some places that gives free wireless internet assess in Abuja.

thanks adim, but I need more Critics on the way to make it better.

thanks dejiolowe, but assess the design not the pic.

Please NairaLanders assess this website as it is for me http://www.icpcnigeria.com/
expecially those that knows web design.
thanks.

I'm thinking of my pretty

@Vinna
Sorry Vinna... I was using earphones; accept my apology by taking this hankie to get rid of the dust.

First I will advice you to try using another AC power adaptor, If it didn't work then try ur hard disk on another system.
Goodluck.

@Vinna
Anytime you are ready just whistle

@Z4M4ever
Looking forward to it! My regards to Mike

I confess I like this forum!

@icingbaby
I think ur pic said it all!

@icingbaby
Y?

Cushman: To see if he is wearing jersey number 7
Vinna: To take her to Olumo rock
Mizkay: To know if really she is the petrol station
Zee4M4eva: Just 2 meet Mike

Attraction first!