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okomile:
Na me go dey on top jor!
U no sabi book at all

Na so sex chat take dey start o. Awon oniranu meji.

papabiz:
I will leave the house very early in the money to avoid my landlord

Don't leave in the money o, pls leave in the jewelries to avoid embarrassment.

paix:
Can you be my friend?

Iyen lo sure ju.

paix:
I no understand de language o.

Ask your yoruba frnds.

Enskynelson:
95 percent here in Federal Housing, Gonin Gora, Kaduna.

How far nah, give me Bae from that side nah. I am very close.

paix:
Teach me then, teacher.

Eeleribu ni e.

paix:
If I had kept quiet, would you have had any reason to respond?

Your are actually right sha bt still, keep quite.

paix:
She doesn't know that I am rich, because I always pretend to be poor.

You too dey watch movies. Kai!! Will u keep quite?

kestolove95:
Your sperm bank is over filled up nd u need to offload dem, until den ur hand will kip shaking

Abeg check your backyard, your brain is hiding there. Pele.

Stacyomolola:
I swear
It's like from Ronaldo to Messi to smalling, drink water, v person and co
Fool
Gosh am good with ball game

U ar good with football? Unh, so that u go pass her to me too after u don dribble finish ba? Well done o.

Shey this pple no go move this to FP now? If na snake topic, e go don land for FP. Seun i will charge u on 252.

masterflowx:
Childish and Senseless comment.
Truly, common sense isn't common.

Pele Metusela.

Stacyomolola:
It's the kind of girls u have seen or had experiences with

If I so truly much love u
Latest a week cry what more
God forbid I stalk a guy
The kind of post I would be making on my wts status
He would even feel I never loved him from onset
Loving a guy so deeply these days is rare (been long I tried such)

Wait!! Them go done fvck you gan o, for having this lot experiences. Kai!! They don pass pass u like FIFA ball. Pele.

This pple sef, how they go name a Tiger Nadia? Make una kuku say Nadia Buhari. Hiss

edo3:
The person below have said it all.. Majority of our military personnel are not dedicated to safeguarding d country as d ethic of job demands,,they are concern about receiving alert at the end of the month.. You hear dem asking each other "u don see alert??,, me i never see alert oo"".. Them plenty for d service

The annoying ones are the navy and airforce,, they think military is about pluming,, as in wearing neat clothes to attract the civil populace.. If them hear sound of gun,, na run dem dey run.

I always laugh when they say we are d best in Africa when it comes to military,, we are not even close.. What our offrs knows is peppersouping n carrying women.. Tell them they av bn posted to maiduguri,, u will see dem lobbying to be sent on some irrelevant courses for jaji..

U must be a military personnel, i am one also, Army to be specific.

Coolabbie:
E pain you say at your big age, you are still writing jamb while she's done with school?

Ntoor gi

Nt so jare.

Honeydenz:
Today makes it exactly 5 years one of my aunts said a very painful word to me which I can never forget.

She said and I quote "the rate at which you are going this girl, 5 years from now you would have become a mother of 4 kids, all borne out of wedlock"

Today I have been able to prove her wrong, doing my masters program now whereas two of her daughters are university dropouts, as a result of unwanted pregnancy.

Hmmmm... How time flies, share yours.

Looking at u, i am very sure that your hole can accommodate a whole building. U only proof that woman wrong by aborting a dozen of abortions. U too dey fvck, that's why. If nt, she wouldn't have said so. Pele Iya Masters.

If they wan do wayo, that's when they will start using big grammar. Palliatives ko, parliament ni.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What if i say this whole corona viruse started last year September
And it started not in China but country like Italy?

Which means nor be China introduce this viruse

What am i even saying!

U were saying nonsense.

Pidginwhisper:
I come die

Enh nw

Pidginwhisper:
Her opinion. Hypocritical ladies who owns vibrators too go wan slut sham her like they’re not using it.

One esteemo wey i get wey dey far from me once told me she was sex starved and wanted me to come. I told her straightup get yourself a toyboy. No big deal.
Make i cmot for where i dey rush go meet her because she wan fvck, make i get accident for road, na wetin i go tell God?

E no hard to xplain nah. U go tell God say u wan go Bleep ni.

Why #5 no dey on the naira notes picture?

mejai:
Why u dagger the guy nah?

No mind am, they like setting words spelling to auto correction.

totowunmido:
He just turned the girl to a window at a very young age

Window abi Door?

phransix2:
Were they ever recruiting publicly?
Na NPA own weak me... They haven't recruited in years but every month u will find newbies resuming duty...

Corruption of this administration Loud gaan...

Jst tell us u are an electrician.

Goldmaxx:
what did you notice about him

Politics doesn't fit in him sir.

Who observed Ben Carson at his left side?

There's a mistake in paragraph 13, Military was spelt as Militry. The palace typist need to be sacked ASAP.

Immediately Trumph is tested positive, they will release the vaccines.

omothayoh:
I don suffer ,Liverpool don make me go naked alone.. Abeg anyone should help me with 1k even if na 5h ,make I take use transport to work tomorrow ,I beg in the name of God Almighty... Access bank 0824744319 OMOTAYO... Abeg no be joke ooo, Liverpool has emptied me

Say no to gambling if u have no other alternative.

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kunleweb:
The traffic in some parts of Lagos is something else

Ikorodu, igbogbo axis and co.

Ikotun stretching to ejigbo, down to Cele Ijesha

The whole of Ajah, Awoyaya, Badore, Langbasa, Lakowe oh my goodness

Wait, u be conductor?