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AverageAnnie:
is it compulsory that comedians must marry beautiful women

I'm a comedian, u are beautiful dear, will u marry me?

Pls anyone with B.Sc in Environmental Sciences e.g Architecture, Quantity Survey, Urban and regional studies etc. for lecturing in a private university at Abuja...ASAP! Pls email CV to malookaita@gmail.com, kindly forward to other platforms.. You might be helping a brother or sister.

As we dey hype footballers say they are fucking rich, wetin we go call this ones now? More than being super rich. Ronaldo and messi sef go dobale for this ones cos na them dey pay their salaries. God where are you?

LifeQuest:
I guess Ghana us getting it right. I used the airport in May and I can not but agree that it us really what it is said to be.

Seems u like typing letter "u" than "i" sir?

bluefilm:
Oga, why are you calling me?

Lolz... Weree re oo

uzohrome:
Mercy my baby at all times. Voted her with almost 100k and thank God she won.

Jst tell me it's a joke. Is she ur sister?

Let me Bleep the one at the right for once, i will jst rap my dick with cell tape for the rest of my life. I no go Bleep any pussy again.

kowema:
Where did the Bible write the proper manual for sex between a man and a woman?.
So cus he is a Pastor, he should not explore the body of his woman with his own body which his tongue is a part of?.

NB: The issue here is wether the woman is his wife or not his wife. Not the fact that he is an explorer

U like one to give you head baa, u too like BJ. Oya come let me lay my mattress there, so as to suck u all day and night. Olori nla

donstan18:
The pussay of an average Nigerian lady will comfortably swallow this snake.

Hope u mom and siblings are not excluded?

PureGoldh:
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind first seems the audition is about shooting those films wey dey blue in nature

Meanwhile.. My people.. If you need Pure Original HOney.. Call or whatsapp 081 016 6 677 1

Do u mean bluefilm?

franchasng:
this thread is for our school days na, abi you see business discussion abi politics here We are here to feel yoopie again, I wanna go back to campus to go rock sweet 16 babes that I missed back then, all the sweet chicks with big ukwu that were crushing on me then and even doing their best to get me on board my stubborn head no free me, it hurts mhen, I wish I can go back and rock them all

Abi, after all u have failed in life getting 2.1. So go and rock them all.

franchasng:
it doesn't matter bra, my anger is being denied my merit, not that result or degree matters to me at all.


Is it easy to have a first class in Mechanical engineering

He is comparing first class in Accounting and Business Admin with 1st class in Mech Engine.


1st class in Accounting is equal to 2nd class in Mech Engine

This is the pride they ar talking about. To be candid, bro, u av inordinate self-esteem.

Let's assume no revelation that he's sick, we would all think he is normal with that hair style on his head. Dats how some pple are, well dressed up with good hair style bt sick inside. Be careful wit who u slp with.

NwaAmaikpe:




They are so lucky that this disaster happened during this administration, atleast Osinbanjo and Sadiya will give them Tradermoni loan of 10k to restock their stores.

NwaAmaikpe!! Pls check under the pillow and take your dose, u will be fine okay. Sorry for ur madness. U will be healed.

Dizzyrascal:
why are you so concerned about the girls hymen?

Cos i am a medical practitioner, doctor to be realistic.

Livefreeordieha:
lol...unfortunately it's a win win situation for her perv...Because exercises also helps to tighten the vulva..But u are sick to even think of her hymen in the first place...U really shocked me as a father with young daughters oooo...Why person go even dey reason say small girl toto..??

I am nt sick bt with that weird posture and my level of exposure, that was the first thing that came into my head to be candid.

I am very sure with this flexibility, this little girl has lose her hymen.

Moderators are bais here, I've posted more than 10 stories and non hit front page. Very useless self of pple. Na padipadi things dem they do. Shimgbain i won't give anybody, if una like, let my post hit frontpage or not. I am still okay. Sure most change u guys.

How i wish am the event planner, i will stylishly play that attack video on Ekweremadu in Germany. Then i will sir, audience please sorry, the projector is projecting the wrong film.

As we are prepping for another weekdays, what do you think about this writeup from Pastor Oludeyi, Abẹ́òkúta.

I had three children , two girls and one boy, by the grace of God I sent them all to University level as a matter of fact my last boy had a Master degree . Myself and my wife are retired civil servants ,while in active service I used to pay my children school fees , buy their textbook and handouts and pay for their house rent , even my last child and only boy was sponsored to China for his Masters degree by me, my only wife has always been responsible for their feeding and others while in school .

The two ladies are happily married and they send money to us from time to time ,however my boy comes home every month gives me five thousand and gives my wife two thousand and aside this he will hand over a loaf of bread to my wife , this has been ongoing in the last four years .

Last month Adebayo came home as usual, his wife accompanied him with lots of food stuffs and a prepared fresh fish soup that will last myself and my wife for another four to five days , incidentally my wife had travelled to Ibadan for a funeral ceremony . When leaving, Adebayo gave me five thousand as usual and gave me two thousand for his mother. After some time he handed me a loaf of bread telling me that I should give it to his mother as he has been trying to call her but the network is bad ,I prayed for him and his wife and they departed .

About an hour later I felt like eating something ,I took part of the fresh fish soup and picked the loaf of bread to eat , on removing the nylon of the bread I realised that a sum of twenty thousand naira was neatly inserted inside the bread , disturbed and concerned I picked my phone to call Adebayo but on a second thought I decided to keep calm ,hence I took my food and slept off . When my wife came I gave her the two thousand and told her Adebayo gave me a loaf of bread and I had eaten part of it , I noticed her sudden restlessness as she took the bread and examined it , after sometimes she kept mute and her attitude suddenly changed in the house .

All through the night I kept on thinking , does it means that all while Adebayo has been given his mother an extra twenty thousand without me knowing about it ? Should I opened up a discussion with my wife ? Should I call Adebayo to confirm ? Should I keep a sealed lip?

*OVER TO YOU DADDIES*

JoanHicks:
What if he met croc on his way

Whats there, the crocodile will swallow and vomit him ni nw. Read Jonah 1:17.

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KINGwax007:
U carry your friend's phone, change your name to Mr Abdul, and u change pics, come dey message yourselves dey talk trash.

U sha wan trend by force...
U go trend enter jail your bars go clear now

Don't mind them, i can even do that wit Whatsapp clone. Awon mumu

With all the stories, no matter how wrongly ur barber cut your hair, skin is the only solution.

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Na her mother supposed marry Oni of Ife not her please.

dominique:
I and my kids catch flu easily so we use warm water most of the time

So u ar married? And me still dey wait. Inside life.

The moderator that push this emh, don't let me to slap u while sleeping. Which one is sleepers abi slippers?

b0rn2fuck:
listened, they can be professional about this. How do you think ACCA and ICAN being handle x if exam written and institutional mark and program it immediately. That's the end, exam can be mark anywhere. It may even be given to ican body or in another state. Once result is out. Nothing can change things

Can institutions afford this financially?

b0rn2fuck:
Institutions can do something about this , maybe lecturer should only be allow to lectures and not set exam or mark script since everything is down to syllabus. Once their power are reduce to lectures only. All these non sense will reduce.

Pple dat will be setting questions and marking scripts will be leaching yansh freely. Jst like taking it away frm those lecturers to another set of sex addicts. This is Nigeria.

This man go jst dey laugh anyhow. Well, it's nt my laugh sha before one idiot below me go say "is it ur laff".

bestman09:
Tension has been rising in that region. Hope it's not international politics nor terrorism.


In other news, CONGRATULATIONS to Alhaji mohammad Buhari as he continue on his next level achievement by adding an assistant first lady today

Una dey mad, na so presidential invitation card go be? Una sha want the baba to marry second wife sha, so dat una go mock Aisha.