₦airaland Forum

obembet:
May your phone fall inside water

Haba, u mean am before? Where is he going to get money for new one?

StrikeBack:
Innoson, please take advantage of this situation

How much is Innoson's net worth self. U wan them to relegate before Man U?

respect80:

Just enjoy your time.
Got an important task to catch up with.

Like flight to Somalia ba?
Safe landing sir, pls kindly buy me chinchin when coming back.

respect80:
You're obviously a dimwit and the fact that you think you could insult someone in your native language and go away with it speaks volume of how poorly you were brought up.
I don't want to bring your parents into this because I have seen responsible men and women with stupid sons and daughters.
My plight is the fact that you choose to showcase your imbecility while typing with your native language. I do not wish to see your witlessness being attributed to your tribe cos I have met so many intelligent and responsible people from your tribe.

With all these, are u done finger-fucking your doubt now? Respect80 for minister of well behavior.

respect80:
Stop showcasing your primitivity by telling the world how bad your upbringing was.

Does the comment I made really warrant any insult?
Grow up man, and stop being a dimwit.

Baba re ni dimwit.

YorubaNinja:
So? What should we now do? Leave our responsibilities to weep for her? Rubbish!

Anyway, R.I.P to her.

U later leave ur responsibility to type RIP. Malu

respect80:
How on earth did she got pregnant?

Did they fvck themselves?

Rara o, na artificial insemination. Omo Ale.

seanjy4konji:
dem don belefull na

Are u hungry? Come and take chinchin.

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari should keep his mobile phones secured, that Useless drunkard fisherman can steal anything on sight....

I spit on him!

May God gives u sense before u reach menopause.

solmusdesigns:


i beg to differ, humans have different income level through out thier life time especially in an economy like nigeria and a country without job seciurity

You may have a booming business or Job with huge turn over/salary before marriage, and few years into the marriage Buhari introduces policies that affects your sector directly, like no forex for importers, Single Treasury Account, border closure or ban on your products...
then things turn slightly difficult and this kind of lady is out with another man

A reasonable man should always marry poor, or strugling or even pretend to be poor so as to weed out women with this kind of money mentality, because even if you are rich and things turn around for you this entitled ingrates would either leave or make your life miserable

But facing real facts someone marrying with 50k must be ready to marry a lady with a source of income, and also be ready to start the marriage by renting a single room and parlour selfcontain in a middle class enviroment, he must be ready to use pratical low dataphones like itel and tecno, he must be willing to use public transport, and he must be very willing to eat a soup for atleast 3 days to five days before making new ones, or they can eat out sometimes at local restuarants... If he , must drink alchohol, then he cant drink at a lounge and he cant buy premium brands like hennesy and heineken.. he most strictly drink low cost drinks like hero, goldberg , 33 , trophy or spirits and his entertainment option should be limited to Startimes a, gotv or buying pirated dvds..

In fairness.. strugling couples who are positive minded tend to enjoy thier marriage, building wealth together and sharing life experience together, doing house chores together, playing together when bored, gisting and sharing goofy jokes to spice up the atmosphere (not to forget the spontenous unplannedd sex, and the random quickie )

For such marriage to work emphasis must be placed on THE WORD "TOGETHER"


and to clear anybodies doubt

Estimated budget of a Glutton who earns 50k and his wife earns 30k, in any state in Nigeria except Lagos, FCT Abuja, Portharcourt

BUDGET Estimate.....

*Accomodation...... (N7000)
a room self contain(80k a year)

*Feeding for 2 (N40,000 )
Soup per week 3750, per month 15k
Main Meal(rice 3 cups breakfast, eba/amala/tuwo/fufu, 3 cups or equivalent for lunch, noddles and egg for supper)
25k per month

*Utility Bill (N11,000)
Gas 1500 per month
GoTv, Startimes 3000 per month
Internet for 2 2000 per month
Electricity and Comiunity Development and Seciurity 3000


*Miscelleneous ..(10,000)
*Mutual Fund Investment, Cryptocurrency and Stocks and Shares Purchase (N10,000)
*Savings (N5000)

TOTAL 80,000

estimate is based on if you and your wife are extreme gluttons that live to eat


Bottomline, Never Let others project thier fears on you.. If money alone was the fuel of a Succesful Marriage then Dangote and Deji Adeleke wouldnt be Divorcees


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U really told us ur story. I love this.

Stingman:
See pain...All you want is for these engineers to be begging on the streets of Kano and Lagos instead of doing what do they.

U mean instead of doing what they do?

stagger:
Why only tertiary institutions? What of banks that force female staff to sleep around for cash deposits to meet targets? What of sex for recruitments in government parastatals, military and paramilitary agencies? What of sex for roles in Nollywood?

Calm down now, why ur body dey hot? Are u a victim? If yes, pls tell us more. Who's your daddy? Is he a chairman or an Alhaji?

I believe say na one of him pikin dey handle his twitter.

Chepos1:
The position of the GUN should tell who is the killer.

#fact.

So one can't fire oneself and throw the gun on the floor? Unfortunately, it might face any direction.

Pls whats happening in picture 7? Thats bad!


























Mumu, i knw u will go back there to recheck before quoting me idiot.

I hear, go and cry to your governor in his residential house.

Blinkers:
Don't say this around knowledgeable people. You'll be mocked to shame.

Braun has a professional background as a power lifter. I've followed him before he went into pro wrestling.

That guy would lift 10 Tyson furys without flinching.

Google Adam Scherr

I succumbed then.

Bigiyo:
if u know what that strowman has been up to...
the guy turned a whole truck up side down o

There's an unseen excavator that pull that thing. Forgt this pple.

JasonScoolari:
How I wish she could visit the department of Theatre and Media Arts, Ambrose Alli University and uncover the atrocities carried out by one Lecturer..... (I don't wanna mention his name)


Maximum respect to you Kiki and other female journalist.

The man don fuxk your gf?

adebuk47:
Chai, God airpus o

He will never help u with the way you spelt "Help us as airpus". Kuku say airbus, omo ale.

This girl is now looking like Ned for real. Wrong sperm in her kpekus.

bomasek:
Fake as well,in reality big show can take a punch from mayweather without flinching

Really? Seems u've nt been punched by a professional boxer before.

Please dont compare boxing to wrestling, dont be surprised that Fury will knock him down with jst a punch. Do u see wat May Weather did to Big show? Jst a punch i said.

stanliwise:
One lecturer and student will be in one hotel room right now watching the news and reading headlines yet they will still finish business transaction as usual.... what a world.

You are actually the lecturer in the hotel room with a girl doing the act. Yes i knw.

NwaAmaikpe:



Oga stop disturbing our peace, this is such an easy case because the major issue here is claiming to be Ned's son.

Simply go to a nearby high court and get an affidavit for a change of name from Okpoko Israel to Ned Nwoko, publish this name change in a National daily.
Chikina.

When the matter is taken to court and the judge askes your son his father's name, he'd simply say Ned Nwoko.
Technically and legally, it will be correct and also the truth.

Afterall, the President of my country's certificate is a mere affidavit.

They will check d effective date that name was changed. Another crime again, they ain't daft as u are.

Gforce2015:
Nah so somebody go suck your daughter breast ...

Na me go suck my daughter's breast before? It's allowed. Mumu! Perhaps, the person am sucking her breast love it so much dat she can't do without it, she is nt complaining. U think say as u dey suck, na so me dey suck? Na bite u dey bite her nipples, nt suck. Wawa.

MNDY:
M.I is a lyrical beast with top-notch creativity.
In other words, "No Snakes" allowed to perform at BBN finale.

He dropped The Viper diss track on World Teachers' Day and in that light he said it is meant to "school" Vector and not diss him.

He refers to Vector as his son: It's time to live up to your potential, you called me a short man at the Headies but I am happy my son is tall and I can't be petty cuz the crown is too heavy on my Head.

VECTOR, you ain't even top 5 in Yorubaland: Mode, Falz, Ycee, Reminisce, omo See The Queue (CDQ)

He mentioned Dagrin bt u commot am. Why nah

Last last, the beef no go fit make them popular like Michael Jackson.

Wallahi if i fit bleep this Nadai Buhari, i no go Bleep any woman again, i will rap my gbewa with bandage make e no touch another woman body.

feeloscar:
You are not a soldier but an arse for even thinking the way you did. The young man lost his dad last year and got killed this year,his mum has not come to terms with his death and you are there spewing thrash. May god give his family the fortitude to bear the loss.

U cant understand what am saying, the second pics showing soldiers lifeless on the ground wasn't a recent attack. I knw what am saying man.

otunbalamba:
werey ni bobo yii o

Weree lawon arale ee.

Ekakamba:
Some girls are very wicked sha!

It's when you break up with them; then boom! They start looking beautiful. Mtcheeeew....

No, u ar wrong. U were unable to see that beauty when u were still with her.