₦airaland Forum

brenister10:
You're right. I remember he wasn't that funny unlike Bombata, cowbell, wolii agba etc

I swear... Nt funny at all. Bt grace found him.

chivera018:
one school term when my school bag tore,
my dad insisted I use the box he used in carrying books to school in the 1960's, I no gree, I rather be bag-less than turn into a laughing stock.
and it was the box he inherited from his father.

He still have all his school books neatly arranged in his room on a bookshelf, he still have all the newspaper that existed when Buhari was the military head of state.

Hahahaha.... Kuku kill me

Akaujaa:
Compare the comments on Instagram and Nairaland, you'll see the difference between a child and an aldult.

I swear, i still prefer nairalander's comments, its beyond one's expectation.

Nbote:
He's not serious himself... If he flies back home for even a couple of days na crime?

Don't say that pls, even the money to travel home to and fro is always alove to push the project forward. You would preferred to send the money home instead of coming down.

OILFLASHY1:
Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu of Lagos State on Thursday said he would not hesitate to sustain the reform in the judicial sector.

Sanwo-Olu made the assertion at the swearing in of Justice Kazeem Alogba as the acting Chief Judge of the state.

“We will partner with you and the Federal Government in finding lasting solution to prison congestion.

“We will ensure we support you in achieving the reform.

“We will do an upward review of the running cost of the judiciary. Lagosians will not wait for stories; we must kick the ground running.

“We will work together on issues bothering on traffic and environmental laws. We will use some people as examples to show we are serious,” Sanwo-Olu said.

The governor, however, expressed his confidence in the new Chief Judge’s ability to steer the ship of the judiciary in the state.

He thanked the immediate past Chief Judge, Justice Opeyemi Oke, for her meritorious service.

Alogba, in a vote of thanks, said that judiciary under his watch would ensure speedy and effective dispensation of justice.

The chief judge said he would be counting on the support of the state government in administering effective justice system in the state.

He promised that the judiciary would work closely with the state government in enforcing traffic and environmental laws by punishing offenders.

“I am not oblivious of the responsibility expected from me; I promise to make use of the office for the good of the common man and the state

“We will do all within our powers to support the government in enforcing traffic and environmental laws.



See more here https://thickmatch.com/sanwo-olu-swears-new-chief-judge/

See this life sha, person wey dey jst sworn in as Lagos Governor too dey swear person in as a chief judge. Lesson: As u aim for a position, pple are also aiming for the position u ar abt to leave. Always be grateful.

translux:
Its not about the federal job that matters, what matter is do you have God beside you.
Few years back, I was called for an interview in lekki, I had only N550 with me at that time and I was living at Iju-Ishaga and I was alone in that house, there was nobody to discuss with, nobody to borrow from, On the day of the interview I encouraged myself to go for the interview, so I managed the N550 with me but when I got to CMS I had only N300 with me, I board another bus going to lekki Ajah but I was seriously in deep thought of how to come back home but immediately the bus was about leaving CMS I shouted that the drive should wait that I was not going again, people were so amazed including myself, so I decided to head back home, I board a bus going back to oshodi but in that bus a gentle voice spoked to me that why do I have a little faith in God, that I should embark on that journey to lekki and see what God will do, I decided to board bus to lekki again, long story short, when I got to the interview I met dozens of applicant in a very popular and wealthy company in lekki but I encouraged myself again, the interview gets to my turn and God manifest his power in me because I did very well, but at that time I had only N50 with me and I was going to Iju ishaga so I decided to be treck I was on lekki epe chevero drive when I checked my phone I shocked to see credit alert of N5,000 on my phone, I was the only one employed in that company, I have built a very good mansion and do some other stuff

In view of the above, what are you trying to say sir?

Pojomojo:
Obasanjo built the Abuja national stadium from scratch between 1999-2003, today Buhari names it after Abiola, it is pertinent to note that from 2015 -2019 that Buhari served as president he has not built even "monkey post" football field or any major national monument.

Does it relate with this topic Sir?

JubrinElSudan:
SEA should be her initials. His own initials is SEA too, Seyi Emmanuel Adebayor
. Trust bloggers, dem no dey research, na just copy and paste

Unh gbefun!!! O connect. Pakam!!! Bloggers don forget. Awon eyan Lovethy.

MobilityExpress:
I thought OAU is Obafemi Awolowo University

No mind that blogger, how is Osun State University related to OAU? Awon blogger weere.

G1STMORE:
See more photos here >> http://gistmore.com/comedian-woli-arole-shares-throwback-matriculation-with-his-mum-in-oau

I remember those days in OAU, initially Arole wasn't hot, most especially at AWO hall, always been bullied. Even as birthday MC then, they hadly recognised him as an entertainer. Well, keep doing wat u knw best, who knws, maybe one day u will be celebrated. Great IFE i hail oooo!!! Aluta Continua.

Liliyann:
Maybe
But that's the truth

It's well my sister.

Rednaxelot:
I know guys will rush this lady’s salon to barb their hair.

Some guys will even pretend as if they are dozing while barbing and hit their heads on the lady’s boobs

Psychologically, This is exactly what you can.

Liliyann:
True baby girl!
To me, marriage ain't a do or die affair, don't make it your life focus!
Don't give attention to unnecessary individual!
If it ain't working for you biko quit!
Your happiness over every other thing!

U said all these cos you are yet to get married.

KEVIND:
There have only been two times in Nigeria where the heads of the Executive, Legislature and Judiciary were all headed by Northerners. The first time was when General Muhammadu Buhari was a military head of state in 1983. The second time is when General Buhari was inaugurated for a second term. A leopard can't change its spots. We now have the head of the Executive (Buhari) from the Northwest. Head of the Legislature (Lawan) from the Northeast. Head of the Judiciary (CJN Tanko) from the Northeast. As if that is not enough insult on the South, there are 10 law enforcement and intelligence agencies in Nigeria. They are ALL headed by Northerners, including the NPF, NSA, DSS, NIA, DMI, DIA, NPS, NCS, NIS, and EFCC. Bola Tinubu, Rotimi Amaechi and Adams Oshiomhole, clap for yourselves - Reno Omokri

Una jst like tribal war sha?

Liliyann:
I used to crush on this guy till he lost recently and he crushed my crushing

Jesu!!! So na so life be, you only follows who know road abi?

itspzpics:
Watch The video HERE


more photos below

This one na original "Papaitumanimanichupaco". Eeruku lawon eleyi baato. Gbam!

lastempero:
Boko haram dey show evidence but Nigerian army na picture of when the person dey life we dey see.

U will still complain if they have showed their faces, like u will say "Oh, it's nt professional". Nonsense.

Davash222:
Their own fire outbreak looks too sexy.

Inferiority complex at it peak. Hiss

Dagger111:
Russian President Vladimir Putin hits Africa Again!

"Africa will never be independent, Africans believe in Europeans, Americans, and Chinese more than themselves. They don't trust themselves at all, African technocrats/Engineers aren't given the platform to practice what they studied instead they hire Chinese to construct roads for themselves.

A white man will commit a crime in Africa but no action will be taken because the African authorities view us as Demigods, far from the truth. A black man can be abducted in Europe get harassed and even be killed but no African authority can even question. Africans present themselves as weak people with no hope, especially when dealing with Europeans and Americans.

They are their own enemies. They hate each other and this gives their colonial masters the opportunity to continue exploring their resources. As far as I know, Africa is more of God's chosen continent, its a blessed continent and its time for Africans to Realise they are in a place where Americans, Europeans and Chinese are jealous of and wish it should be them there...You can't compare African weather with any other weather...African soil can feed the whole of Europe, America, and Asia but their problem is just one, "THEIR LEADERS". As far as I am concern their best president ever was Gaddafi".

To me, it is left to the Africans to forget the emotion and try to understand the challenges attracting all these insults (though it not actually an insult but a reality). Keep shame and unnecessary pride aside, analyze the situation and think of what to do.

Please do share these articles to others; not to make fun, mockery or entertainment, but to create further awareness within our society. Let the end-time of God not meet us in this state of inferiority and less significance on our own God-given continent.

I am an African, I love Africa, But I Wish Africa Should Change.
https://mugabewisdom.com/africa-is-just-a-cemetery-for-africans-how-could-a-cemetery-be-developed/

Seun!!! Push this to front page nah.

Russian President Vladimir Putin hits Africa Again!

"Africa will never be independent, Africans believe in Europeans, Americans, and Chinese more than themselves. They don't trust themselves at all, African technocrats/Engineers aren't given the platform to practice what they studied instead they hire Chinese to construct roads for themselves.

A white man will commit a crime in Africa but no action will be taken because the African authorities view us as Demigods, far from the truth. A black man can be abducted in Europe get harassed and even be killed but no African authority can even question. Africans present themselves as weak people with no hope, especially when dealing with Europeans and Americans.

They are their own enemies. They hate each other and this gives their colonial masters the opportunity to continue exploring their resources. As far as I know, Africa is more of God's chosen continent, its a blessed continent and its time for Africans to Realise they are in a place where Americans, Europeans and Chinese are jealous of and wish it should be them there...You can't compare African weather with any other weather...African soil can feed the whole of Europe, America, and Asia but their problem is just one, "THEIR LEADERS". As far as I am concern their best president ever was Gaddafi".

To me, it is left to the Africans to forget the emotion and try to understand the challenges attracting all these insults (though it not actually an insult but a reality). Keep shame and unnecessary pride aside, analyze the situation and think of what to do.

Please do share these articles to others; not to make fun, mockery or entertainment, but to create further awareness within our society. Let the end-time of God not meet us in this state of inferiority and less significance on our own God-given continent.

I am an African, I love Africa, But I Wish Africa Should Change.
https://mugabewisdom.com/africa-is-just-a-cemetery-for-africans-how-could-a-cemetery-be-developed/

Amuocha:
Obiwon RIP

Guy u sure say u dey alright?
Read again.

phelonrays:
but me wey no com like woman nko?

Enh like man nah, make dem dey f**k you.

Benjaniblinks:
Hmm..... Transvirginal Scan....Doctor Dey Enjoy oo....chai!

Ntin like enjoyment, it is being professional. You will see alot of virginals and at that moment, if have to assume they are all sick. Some are even gory to sight. So what's the enjoyment abeg?

iammo:



Reminds me of MKO abiola and Obasanjo, both notable men known for knacking other peoples wife, Abiola knacked the wife of a king, while Obasanjo knacked his sons wife and also a married woman that wanted Oil mining License,

Gbeborun, were you there?

OndoFirstBorn:
Ondo State governor, Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Akeredolu, SAN, has emerged the chairman of the South West Governors' Forum.

Governor Akeredolu emerged Chairman at a Special Security Meeting of Governors from the South West region, held at the Ondo State Governor's Lodge, Asokoro, Abuja.

The meeting was held to address the growing spate of insecurity in the South West Region.

The Governors announced their decision to hold a regional security summit that will bring all critical stakeholders together to brainstorm on how to stem the tide of insecurity in the region.

The meeting was attended by the Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu; Ekiti State Governor, Dr. Kayode Fayemi; Oyo State Governor, Mr. Seyi Makinde; Odun State Governor, Mr. Gboyega Oyetola and Governor Oluwarotimi Akeredolu,SAN.

Akeredolu's emergence as Chairman of the South West Governors' Forum followed a unanimous decision by all the governors from the South West.

Speaking after the Special Security meeting, the host Governor, Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Akeredolu, SAN, said the DAWN commission has been directed to coordinate the summit aimed at further promoting the developmental agenda of the South West region.

He said the DAWN commission will also look at all modalities that will help to stem the tide of banditry, kidnapping and insecurity in the zone and also look into the national agenda and response.

“There's urgent need to stem the tide of criminal activities and banditry in our region and as leaders, we must be proactive in our approach to addressing the issue," Governor Akeredolu said.

He stated further that a consulting firm, KPMG has been appointed to review the tenure of the Group Managing Director of Oodua investment company, which has all the South West State Govenments as shareholders.

https://citadelng.com/akeredolu-emerges-chairman-south-west-governors-forum-set-to-hold-security-summit/

I love how this man's barber do carve his hair.

APOPTOSIS:
This GOVERNOR looks like a BOOKWORM.
I guess he is an EGGHEAD...

I knew this my statement would fish out the educated illiterates on this platform that are due for banning...

Wetin they there? Someone who spend a great deal of time reading and very studious academic person respectively. U think say na olodo dey here?

AutoReportNG:
The Federal Government of Nigeria for the very first time may seem to be taking the railway sector very seriously and this time around, leaving no stones unturned to eradicate the menace of the trucks on Lagos roads and across the country.

Last year, the former minister of transportation, Mr. Rotimi Ameachi said the federal government has procured some rail wagons which will be used to for the trucks and containers across the country. The Narrow-Gauge is the old line which currently runs between Lagos-Kano.

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AutoReportNG was in Ebute-Metta of the Nigeria Railway Cooperation to access and inspect the level of works being done at this compound and one of the things that caught our attention is that the NRC has started using the rail to transport containers to other parts of the country. From our assessment, the containers are coming from Kaduna and they are already in Lagos in less than 4 days.

We also noticed that the new wagons were being used which is an indication that they started work not long as speculated.

It will be recalled that the Kaduna Dry Port was commissioned in April to help reduce the pressure on Lagos Seaport and also to decentralize their activities, Ibadan Dry Port is under construction and will be ready for use before September.

With this singular act of using the rail for our cargo, Nigerians can move around freely especially Lagosians as the road will be free and traffic will reduce. It will be on record that the Federal Government has issued a presidential order that all trucks and trailers along Lagos roads should be evacuated, so far the order has received 85% compliance with some of the trucks still seen in areas like Apapa, Ijora-7up, Mile 2 among others.

These are some of the images AutoReportNG got for you exclusive from the NRC Ebute-Metta Compound.

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Source:
https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/06/nigeria-now-transport-cargoes-trucks.html

Hope all these won't be hijacked by some hoodlums? Adequate security is needed ASAP.

Rednaxelot:
But they have killed this guy several times

Shekau is a title, the first one was killed before this one wad installed as new Shekau. Pls do your findings, dont jst watch porn with your data. Thanks

Firstorderwizard:
What happened to the angel holding the trumpet for goodness sake.Time don end nah abi we still dey wait for end time?

Bro! Na extra time we dey so o.

Onyi22:
Even me too but the worse part is that He doesn't know we exist....

Make name in life, he will full your DM with msgs.

tohyorsih2:
Omo inule ni mi oo

Omo get inside

agbonkamen:
after begging to put just the tip abi....thank you after sex kee you there

U must have had lot of experience. Chai! Ojami lara je.