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echobee:
Me too. Nice one ops

Milly02:
We no dey c dem...Sai Buhari

intergral:
If you read PEJ's biography you will know that she was a confused woman imagine the jobs she did before: she was a teacher( I even wonder watin she dey use teach her students or maybe na deaf and dumb students) , she was a banker, lecturer, carpenter, mechanic, biologist, medical doctor, plantain seller, shoe shiner, conductor, footballer, software engineer, mathematician, okada rider and many more............. She met jonathan Drunk in one of the Bars in OTUOKE trying to sell his shoes to buy one bottle of gulder......... She was awarded P.H.D from one fake university in korea and she is planning to be awarded professor in CHAD!!!!!! Mehn dis country too much oh, hehehe my sweet 9ja...... Carry stone help me hit the like button

KanwuliaJara:
. . . . .And the APC losing continues !!!!

MUCHECHECHECHECHE!!!!!

The OTU-OKE chimp versus the SAMBISA monkey!

Oya KONTINU!!!!

gregg2:
Liar!!! You are not watching
The man looks so dull and unintelligent

Vallotti: As a female. . . I HAVE NEVER MET ANY MALE MY AGE MATE THAT IS AS A DEVELOPMENTAL/COGNITIVE EQUAL.
They tend to act 10 or 20 YEARS IN THE DEFICIENCY column emotionally and spirtually-speaking. To put it directly. . . THEY ACT LIKE IJJJIOTS!

As I get older. . . THE GAP WIDENS. . . .
Sooooooooooooooooo I would have to say NO!
It would not work for me. I NEED A 10 YEAR GAP!!!! So, I CAN HAVE SOME TIME AND PATIENCE WITH HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZE THAT REFUSES TO GROW UP!!!

I need a man. . . not a boy!

SHE WILL OUTGROW YOU IN ABOUT 5 YEARS. . . .AND LOOK LIKE YOUR MOTHER IF SHE AGES LIKE MOST NIGERIAN OR NAIRALAND WOMEN!!!!

Age does not usually correlate with maturity. . . BUT IN MY DEALINGS WITH NIGERIAN MAN. . . .

THE BIGGER THE SHOE SIZE. . . THE SMALLER THE BRAIN!

OP. . . goodluck!

TribalEAST: its not the people that matters but a new policy which APC is ready to give.

switdil: He suppose marry the tallest woman in the world na
This one na big work for the woman

mustaphagreens: @op, like seriously o what do expect me 2 do with d pix? Download it, show it 2 my pretty sis and maybe she'd like him theafter? Pls i need suggestions cos i'm abt insulting somebody right away for luring me into wasting my last 1MB on this thread!

mustaphagreens: @op, like seriously o what do expect me 2 do with d pix? Download it, show it 2 my pretty sis and maybe she'd like him theafter? Pls i need suggestions cos i'm abt insulting somebody right away for luring me into wasting my last 1MB on this thread!

crackhouse: e be like say ngige's boat don dey sink o. na him be say I have to go ogbaru side go enter another boat o.
but this Willie Willie obiano no sabi express himself at all.

crackhouse: e be like say ngige's boat don dey sink o. na him be say I have to go ogbaru side go enter another boat o.
but this Willie Willie obiano no sabi express himself at all.

screenagerjoe: Tnk God ooo, now i can concentrate on my WEED distribution bizness. #cool cash#

screenagerjoe: Tnk God ooo, now i can concentrate on my WEED distribution bizness. #cool cash#

screenagerjoe: Tnk God ooo, now i can concentrate on my WEED distribution bizness. #cool cash#

Elliotwiz1: smh.... If only people know what this dividing stuff is about 80% of them won't talk about it, It's a time when you lose your loved ones, when you starve for days and see people dying because of hunger, i'm sure if you ask one of the old people in your village about the civil war, They'll tell you they don't want it to happen again, stop blabbing! The problem is our leaders not ethnic!! Even if Nigeria divides There'll still be corruption! And people will still suffer, do you dig?

Merkki: And to think we put these things in our mouths every now and then. Yuck!

Policewoman: I heard when rats eat them, they explode

sucessful1: Thnx 4 da effort,But what is da point of living anyway?when we all kno that everybody must surely die,die at 1 or die at 100 which one is better?after all da struggles and suffernessh of life one still die,so what's da point?.it's all sucks Man.

Stonerobaba: Ladies, dont even think about it because men will never confess to you and secondly it will be a very sad and heartbroken news if u are eventually told.

shachris: You've made your point already. Allowed the boy to talk. We know she paid you but please don't attack everyone here just because you are trying to defend you indefensible paymaster. This is a forum. Everyman has a right to his opinion.

@topic, They should tell us in clear terms the things she did to merit the award, and not just bogus 'humanitarian' crap. Personally, i think she bought this title.

alajor: **flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.

WHIZBRO: Rubbish!!!... When will Nairaland stop all these how to's?
How to bleep ur wife, how to murder your gardener, how to court Angelina Jolie...
Load of b.ulls