₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
you never reach that level

abi ur apple bitter ni? I dn reach d level pass am sef. If na money,"money no be problem" in sarkodie's voice.

mumumugu:
Why do guys like catching and throwing e.g throw the carkey

why do guys like leaning back and holding steering with one hand like its not serious

why do guys like have favorite team on phone, wallpaper,shop, roomwall etc

why do guys like playing kids game like ps2

why do guys like lying to defend their cheating friends when his patner is about to burst him.

Why do guys like hugging a sad girl but neva hug a sad guy

why do guys love wearing suit .even poor guy wear faded suit.

Why do guys help each other to score a chick e.g,borrow him your room or car

why do guys like watching soccer and insulting the players,coach and referr when they cant do better

r u nt a guy?

Missy89:
Loser: He hasn't seen a girl unclad before apart from porn and magazines. He cant ask a girl out and still lives with his parent even after college

Sex Starved: He doesn't have a girlfriend and needs something to look at when applying the soap or Vaseline

Creep : He is a creepy individual and gets his kick by storing girls nude picture on his phone (so he can brag to his loser peers)

Immaturity: He thinks the girl does not love him if she hasn't sent one


Front page

Girls add yours!

that front page u r looking 4, chai chai.
ur post will nt mk LALASTICLALA.

dahreyM:
ladies, if u r sure dat u've nvr send ya unclad pic to ur b.f b4, like dis post.

cn u imagine? Jez 4likes out of all d ladies on nairaland, na wa oh

Simkreative:
Lesbians banging each other

Na that one u go c

[quote author=cherryice post=30885779][/quote]ur unclad pic will be badt, it cn mk a man CUM.

midasbliss:
You Are Friendzoning All Ur Suitors Na

wbt u, dn't u friendzone ur suitors? u do.

ladies, if u r sure dat u've nvr send ya unclad pic to ur b.f b4, like dis post.

yinkus4u2c:
svck naa...nice guy

no be u dey expose am? bt mk i nor lie, d bobby fresh o bt it's nt firm, it's sagging. i no mind sha, me jez wanna av a taste.

yinkus4u2c:
pls chat me up...get a crush on me...woo me...m available!

i guess dat solves d probs

onto the next one pls

cn i svck ur bobby?

a girl, a lady, a woman cn nvr get tired of hearing"I LOVE YOU." #word.

marieolae:
I love you

gv me ur account number

[quote author=diddydiva post=30855053][/quote]u jez registered and u r even more popular dan seun, na wa oh.

Twaci:
Same same

seems u r concealing things cos of where we are. check ya mail dear.

Twaci:
*smiles back* Mama bom-boy, u?

#smiles. who bears dat? ma moniker is ma name, wbu?

Twaci:
*shifts* Oya come siddon for here. Bring eja ati bread oh! I have a litre of coca-cola here already.

oh u r so nice. Holding Aunties bread wit EJA dindin(fried fish), Sits beside her, glancing at her beautiful face. Twaci ain't ya real name, what is?

Twaci:
I'll pretend u just asked me how I was.

Am fine thank you. And u?

commot dere! Baddest osheeeee...,.. Dats wah u gave me.
Anyways, m good. I ll lyk to roll wid u.

Twaci:
When I was a little girl, I understood the fact that most guys desired and respected Virgins. But as for now?....Hmmm, don't know oh! I have met a couple of guys saying that Virgins "na work".

So, romancelanders tell me, Virgins or Non-virgins....and why?

Which category do u belong to?

missclassy:
I don't understand why guys always drool over a woman that has big bosoms.

Yesterday, my boyfriend made a comment that really annoyed me. He told me that he wished my bosoms were bigger. I felt very bad hearing him say that but I just hid my annoyance
My bosoms are not that big but I have a nice body and a pretty face

Must a woman's mammary gland have to be big before she can look pretty?
Does having big bosoms add to the beauty of a woman?

A picture of ur boobs lah

moderators close d duplicate thread.

all d galz above r LIARS. they will do it as long as the guy's bank account is robust bi IYA APATI.

all the galz abv r LIARS. They cn do it as lng as the guy's bank account is robust bi IYA APATI

[quote author=Kachisbarbie post=30845938][/quote]where r u going? @ur dp. guess u r going to drop smtin, if u knw wah ah mean.

Kachisbarbie:
So?

In a nutshell they are still "community-boyfriends/potentials".


Babez can still aspire...

who among them r u aspiring to av a baby 4?

PunkyBrewster:
Just saw it now but what is it all about? Don't like answering PMs on
Nairaland because there are some crazy, nasty freaks here lol.

Never been to Nigeria but I know quite a few Nigerians.

it is telling u to check ya mail, dahrey lawwvs to chat with u. check ya
mail and gv me a reply, m nt nasty lyk these other boiz, m nice.


i'm sure d nigerians u knw are the popular artiste who cums to shoot
video in south africa

JayTeeA:
..no b only wife material..lol.. u ma where ur own pix ..nairaland
is an anonymous site nau.. Im not comfrtbl wit having my pix on
here

if i send u a pm, will u reply it?

PunkyBrewster:
No.

guess u've seen it nw. btw, av u ever been to nigeria b4? perhaps u av friends over here

PunkyBrewster:
South African.

oh nice. av u seen ma mail?

PunkyBrewster:
It's not recent.

r u a nigerian?

is YANSH an english word? Na wa oh

PunkyBrewster:
Already taken

really! u r married? wow, dats nice. wen wz dat? i guess it's of recent.