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manee2:
I can remember wen my ex made this same statement about her due to de frustration of breaking up. She was right.

Ur Bae is trying to use u as a rebound, bt still, it doesn't work cos obviously, she is not over her yet.

Its better u turn her to ur sex machine or u walk away.......... Ur choice

Dianaplayblog:
A reporter with Abia Fact Newspaper has just confirmed that Joy Akabuike is alive. She has regained consciousness days after the ghastly accident.

All the passengers (except her) were confirmed dead following an accident involving a commercial bus belonging to Peace Mass Transit and a truck last Sunday May 22nd in Umuahia, Abia State.

http://dianaplay..com/2016/05/a-reporter-with-abia-fact-newspaper-has.htm

Diana u ar a bloody liar, STFU, I saw her post this evening on facebook, she was confirmed dead by her relatives. Pls go n scrap dis ur fake blog. Shit

Tabon-Tabon, agege

proeast:
Some girls can be very mean. My girl used to say i'm stingy despite all I did for her, it got to a head & i told her its over between us & she did not even complain or beg, the other time i told her it was over she later came begging but right now i have not been myself since saturday i told her, i feel empty & miss her a lot. She is very pretty & i pray some rich dude doesnt grab her. I'm itching to call her but also confused because of her attitude. I love her & even want to marry her.

Be strong my guy, don't let love overshadow u cos it(love) has never been enof to hold on to a relationship, if u tink she's is nt d rite one fo u, be stong, control ur emotions and let go of her, I believe u can do dat as a man, if otherwise(she is d rite one for u) Pick ur fone and call ur woman!









#Love is not enof!

PureWays:
Lol..

It was my first year in Uni. Dated this very tall and beautiful igbo lady (We are of same height, 6'ft).
After some months, one of her friends started staying with her. The young lady was so hot, though I disliked her behaviour, she was just too wild for my babe and I was worried she could get to her head.

Well, after some days, I noticed she was giving me those eyes (it happens a lot, guys with gf with friends will kwim).
She was so hot, I tried to snap out of it by making attempt to tell my girlfriend but, I was worried she wouldn't believe me and besides, I liked the attention.. Lol.

One day, both my girlfriend and her friend came to my place, after few minutes, my lady got a call from one of her uncle in school and left remaining her friend and I.

She became restless, put on the music and started dancing while looking at me with those seductive eyes. She told me to come dance with her, I told her to give me some minutes.
In my mind I was praying and hoping that she wouldn't ask again but DAMN! She asked and I couldn't resist her. She was so hot and dirty (I like dirty). Lol
While dancing with her, we fell on the bed. At that moment, I knew I was gone, though I loved my girlfriend but I thought to myself; Wetin won happen make e happen jhoor Lol
Well;




I FVCKED HER!

Baddoo lee!!! U are d opposite of ur moniker, ur ways no pure @all............lol

A girl slapped me for not making her amala very well................. What a day!!!

Ifakiland:
she just left my apartment now...cooked us a meal, we ate togeda, gisted and laffed. I used to be an angel...she turned me into a demon. I asked her to invite as many frnds as possible, she asked y....i said so dey will know ur hubby to be has money...d idiot beamed with smiles and sed good point.

carry on bro, sha dnt fail us, cos things are easier said dan don, dat day may come and ur gut disappears...............




Fail us at ur own Peril!!!

waley007:
Same thing just happened to me,my woman that I stood by for 3 year now call me broke,shes now dating a rich guy and would be snapping inside his car everytime just to make me feel bad...she told me she would soon get a new fone and mocked me,now the guy has gotten her Samsung s5.,she would ignore my msgs...imagine I have been there for her for 3 years and did everything for her,furnished her room and all.infact we ar supposed to do our intro this year
Pray she regrets one day

I feel ur pain bro............. These hoes aint loyal

Dianashantie:
OK thanks

I guess u av learnt.

You people will neva learn.








La click la menstruate.................hian!!!

I always tell my self and friends dat I would rather invest and equip my self dan to spend lavishly on any girl dat is worth it.

Guys need to realise that until u put a woman in ur house legally, she belongs to no one @d same time she belongs to everyone, so who d hell is gonna invest both time and money on such a woman These set of creatures behave without thinking about their partners emotions, now imagine it happens the other way round, the whole world is gonna hear that a guy broke a girl's heart.


Love is a game, avoid playing by the rule at ur own peril. Guys need to wake up and let their brain do the thinking instead of their d*ck.




#my2cent

Honour91:
My virgin girlfriend want me to sleep with her,she is 21yrs old. I don't want to hurt her by making her to have severe pain. How do I do it so has not to make her feel pain or less pain.Advice pls

Simple! Just bring her to me............

Mugabe na wonderful useless man in terms of romantic quotes!



Epic and funny tho, can't stop laffing!!!

I wonder why ur head dey boil @boiledhead simply because good people of NL ar telling you to follow the way, the truth and the light. Anyways, we av done our part by telling u the truth.



























@BoiledHead
#UNeedJesus!!!

Eliba:
Each time I hear of relationship or having a boyfriend it sounds sweet and seeing my friends own makes me want to go into it but deep inside of me I'm scared; scared of getting pregnant and doing numerous abortions like most girls do and scared of bringing shame to the family or my parent. I want to let go of my fears but don't know how and I want to be in a relationship too. Advice please!. This is my first write-up on Nairaland sha.

Hi eliba, i am also passing through d same tin rite now, bt i m a lil bit above 20, maybe we should strike a deal 2geda, i bet u ill be safe with me since we are both beginners......pls PM me......lol

Perverts on the loose!

olarhtunji:
oga you wicked oo...you don press d living day light kumut for your girlfriend boobs.....see as they fall like foot mat. #acknowledgingthefallenheroes

baba no judge b guy na, maybe na so dem pass am to d guy, in other words, maybe d guy na da 20th user.............#cantstoplaffing

First Choice: Type 3
Second Choice: Type 1






Type 3: i can still bend her to my taste so far she aint dat exposed and willing to learn, infact she has no choice but to learn.
Type 1: almost d same routine with type 3 but i would just increase or upgrade my "weyrey" to make her dance to ma tune.



Note: if u are looking for a perfect partner, dear, u ar on a long thing, just follow ur heart and help him/her change fo good.

coolh3ad:
Bros your head is there....what causes this could be too much stress or what is called "sexual performance anxiety"....This thing happens to most guys that's why they resort to using sex enhancement drink/drugs...That bros can read more about it here (www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/guide/sexual-performance-anxiety-causes-treatments#2)

tanx for ur concern boss, d link tells more abt dat, really do appreciate.

Sholaar:
A While back I made a tread at about how scared I was because I can't keep an erection long enough to please a lady.
Got several advice(thanks y'all BTW). But this is what I did.
I contacted a herbal medicinal and he gave me drugs to use. First for possible infections and the second agunmu(yoruba) for too much sugar. I started daily exercise (nothing big just ebought till I break a sweat) avoided smoke and alcohol. I was sceptical but guess what happened the next time I had a lady spend the night? I couldn't keep my prick down it was just rising and rising. She nearly cried(well she did). It was beautiful.
After that what did I do? Went back to my old ways drinking sugary things and alcohol exercise not regular had a lady over and my prick won't even stand and its a lady I like so much.


So here is my advice for you.
If you must drink alcohol and smoke avoid sugary things and exercise regularly. Don't be like me. I just hope alomo would be enough to remedy my situation cos that herbal man was a bit expensive though effective.

hi dude, now ur point is, frequent exercise works for u like magic? And oda native stuffs?

Davvymavvy:
Do you wear glasses? Go and change the lens

i would love if u can change it for me.

@OP I guess its your state of mind, work on dat and thank me later







#My2cent

Everybody, either male or female has fallen in dis kind of situation MR OP found himself rite now, But d fact is, dis is just too soon cos it seems u never loved d girl in d 1st place, u were only attracted to her physical features, now u av it to d fullest, d next tin on ur mind is to walk away after just "two weeks", habba wu does dat and go scot-free? My advice, @OP pls dnt leave d poor girl, do all what u can to resurrect d feeling, u can still love her again, dnt tink about sex with her, take her out and av nice time.






























#if u leave d girl, thunder wey go fire u dey gym

Nice one OP, I pray it enters their ears.

Wey d foto na?

Nice 1 @OP, it happened d last day of my exam 1 semester like dat, its been 3months we had it, so we were aving some disagreement, she came around on Friday nite, we discussed d issue nd spat on each oda's face, we both went to bed angrily, On saturday, d exam day, I woke up early, went out to brush my teeth, coming bak in, she was awake standing by d mirror unclad.
She turned around with dat "com f*ck me smile", I was like wow!!!, aving an exam in an hour time, omo I no fit carry dis one o, I grab am turned her around nd deep my tin into d well, few minutes later I errupted, got up nd left fo exam, na only God saved me from carry over cause my brain don scatter............. Unexpected sekks is truly awesome.

Credits to her at least for wearing a clothe and covering her nipples. Wat about those who are completely unclad D strippers nd d likes








#quote me if u like!!!