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Lolzz I thot this topic was silly until I saw people agreeing dat English is our native language. Ask urself what does native mean?
Abeg English is our lingua franca or official language like someone put it but we have igbo, hausa, yoruba, ijaw, efik, etc as native languages

Austyn44: Am not sure of d exact reason but am sure some people will soon start wit d insults even on this thread.

Lolzz. Op Seriously its rili bad and I've noticed it 2. De reason why naija is still where it is is cos of d mindset of nigerians including leaders and followers

Dats naija mentality for u

We r all guilty

I saw dis yesterday but juz ignored it cos I thot it didn't make any sense.nw lemme go through it again
[quote author=splasy_duicy]GIRLS, we are one easy and complicated creatures,....am a girl and am writting this for the benefit of the eligible gentlemen of the ton...whatever that means...lets start from somewhere FIRST:THINGS GIRLS DO BUT NEVER ADMIT TO:QUOTE ME:you probably think its only guys that watch porn or are addicted dont let your girl friend deceive you eighty percent girls are addicted to porn but that should be locked inside our closet of course we cant go about addmiting to that! SECOND:VIRGINITY:"i was raped thats how i lost my virginity"ninety percent of this que are always lies! no jokes,no girl likes to admitting to loosing her virginity to a wrong person and when the sxx that lead to the loose wasnt good enough they place it as rape,so go find your honest ten percent....ooops! before i forget,most girls lie about not being sexually active at the first stage of their relationships..why?...they believe you would treat them better and give them more respect and you know whats funny some guys never find out its a lie because of the new products coming out for girls like virgina tighteeners......[/quote]Ok abt watching of porn, I can't say cos I've not met all d girls or conducted a research neither have u so hw did u come up with d statistics my dear?
Abt d losing virginity ish and d number of partners de've had, yes I know some girls lie but 2 conclude 90% so I ask u again hw did u come up with dat statistics cos I know a lot of girls have a working conscience and won't lie abt sensitive matters like dat.
Abt d cleaning and washing ish, yes a lot of women enjoy it, mayb if u don't enjoy it, speak for urself. I remember my cousin dat is like a neat freak, infact I'll say her hobby is cleaning. When she first got married, her inlaws thought she was acting or pretending, up till 2day after ten years of marriage, shez still never tired of her excessive cleaning. Infact nw her mother in law will say "leave her let her sweep, its what makes her happy" lol.
[quote author=splasy_duicy][i][/i][left][/left]we all know that girls think pink and guys think blue,incase you dont understand that let me give you a hint with examples:when a girl says "honey i have nothing to wear" and her closet is filled with clothes,it means "honey i want you to take me for shopping", a girls mind can produce pictures from the present,our imagination is our weakness thats why a girl can jump to conclusion of marriage with just few contacts,thats because they have been to that future and the time looks longer than it is,we imagine a lot of things in a short period of time that is why most romantic books are written by females..............girls get overwhelmed by what we hear..yes thats why most girls fall for suger tongued dudes,its not being cheap thats how we were programmed![/quote]Girls love fashion and love 2 look good, almost all girls r guilty of saying that wen dey r confused on what to wear, if a girl tells u dat she doesn't have what to wear, it could also mean “I'm confused on what to wear or come help me find sth to wear”. If she needs clothes, she will juz ask u directly for it.
And abt d imagination abt marriage stuff, guys don't get so excited abt dat. If a girl loves a guy or a guy loves a girl, yh its possible 2 imagine d future but also remember dat a girl can be with u for so many other reasons with d thot of marrying u far from her mind. In essence wot I'm saying is op speak for urself and don't generalize

^^ Being realistic, I believe religion matters a lot o unless dey r not serious religious people or one party is willing 2 convert for d oda. @ op, d person's tribe shouldn't matter at all, u r a man and u should b able 2 convince ur peeps dat its dat lady u've chosen 2 be with.
Also its kul that u want someone who meets up physically with what u want but also remember 2 look beneath the beauty. What matters most is deep inside.

@ op hw old r u?

Kpele

Dis op is so so so annoying


















No offeinse

Lol. I'm a microbiologist 2 in final year though. What do u mean by any hope? If u r sure of what u learnt in school? D career opportunities for a microbiologist is broad. Medical field, research institutes, food producing companies, pharmaceutical companies, cosmetics industry, environmental, etc. Juz pray for God's favour. Gdluck

Its called iha mmiri in igbo. Dere are people who r responsible for making rain fall or hold d rain from falling. I remember wen I was in secondary school and the president as at den. Obasanjo was coming 2 umuahia and I heard dere was a battle between rainmakers in umuahia. One party was trying 2 make rain fall while d other was trying 2 hold d rain from falling. It was funny as I watched rain fall and stop continously.

jeffizy: Makes sense.

Jonathan has 8 letters....









So does RETARDEN
;-(

Lol dats wicked

Seriously wot's d big deal? Juz talk 2 him abt hw u feel. Mayb it doesn't mean anythin and hez used to d name as his password. He mite not even know it bothers u

xynerise: Something happen for my bed. I changed my mind

@op thot u said u were goin 2 sleep Abi u couldn't wait till tomorrow to read the scurrilous comments

. Well d only difference I see is the "I"

[quote author=Okiki_Oluwa]Oya, I no laff. U r as good as a dead rat! U dz mujunju[/quote]

[quote author=sweet-tease]Scrolled up to read number 2 and my eyes caught num 11... What da heck is that?[/quote]Lolzz... D questions get as e be o. @op na only one person get all dese questions?

Dis is d first tym I'm seeing a girl opening dis kinda thread and she was not bashed, mayb cos she sounds sincere , anyways chillax girl, u r juz 23. Its not lyk u have all d tym in d world but u r still young. I understand d part of being lonely sometimes but try and spend time with ur family and friends, find a hobby or sports to keep urself busy and don't idealise relationships, Being
in a relationship with someone isn't easy
at all, if anything people in relationships
have more problems than singletons.
Relationships are hard work, and isn't a
walk in the park!. Don't b obsessed with d idea of finding the right guy or else u'll fall into wrong hands, it will come when u least expect it and when u r not looking for it. Dats why some say "you don't find love, love finds you", anyway dats juz my 2 cents. Gdluck gal

Love is an understatement, shez d best. But @op I must say I'm surprised, with those kinda threads u open in d romance section, u don't seem 2 b d Taylor swift's music kinda person

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Ok..I say it again....

..STEP 4: ..u look the babe directly without lookin straight but while lookin wit one eye, u move onestep closer by lookinclose to the upper lipsbefore u kiss the lower lips so by the time the babe move close u r chewin the lower lip gently by lookin closely the upper lips before u french kisss tongueinher tongue wit yor tongue are lookin directly into her eye with one eye close & the other eye hal open but closed...

.. Gerrrrit? [/quote]

Shania twain- no one needs to know. Shania Twain's music is evergreen

Itz surprising 2 c a guy who is so cautious of body Cream , but anyways I know makari but don't use it, so I can't rili tell d original one. Juz go 2 a good supermarket or a place dat u r sure sells original stuffs and buy

I love dat show

[quote author=sweet-tease]I imagined myself asking those questions while reading and at num 9 i was already feeling stewpid! I didn't border to continue [/quote]I can imagine 2

Orikinla: You are too old for him at 27.

In ten years time, you will be 37 and he will be 49.
Plus another ten years and you will be 47 and he will be 59.
He will be looking better than you, because women age faster than men. And he may end up cheating on you with younger women.

See me here in my early 40s on http://www.nathanielturner.com/zimbabwehouseofstone.htm, but I can pass for late 20s.

Fans of senator Yerima

Do you love dat guy and do you c urself spending d rest of ur life with him? Dats wot u should b asking urself and not worrying abt d age difference

Everybody wan give advice dese days