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 Properties › Re: I Need Advice On The Estimated Cost Of This Duplex Please! by dakeskese(m): 7:54am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... I pray I find mysef in the OP's shoes soonest... asking how much a building project costs. God bless all our hustle. Best wishes OP 33 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: How Long Have You Been Using Your Current Vehicle by dakeskese(m): 7:45am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... "Blessed are the poor in spirit for they shall buy cars at the appointed time" Dino Melaye(1931) 3 Likes |
| Car Talk › Re: See The Moment Camels Spotted A Rolls Royce. Respect! by dakeskese(m): 7:45am On Aug 15, 2017*. Modified: 8:08am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... Business strategy... we sabi am  ... |
| Car Talk › Re: See The Moment Camels Spotted A Rolls Royce. Respect! by dakeskese(m): 7:44am On Aug 15, 2017*. Modified: 11:09am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... I don't knw if its only me. But anytym I hear camel, I am tempted to put my 'toe' in dat word. 20 Likes 1 Share |
| Car Talk › Re: How Long Have You Been Using Your Current Vehicle by dakeskese(m): 7:44am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... hmmm Leg tins u mean? Amazing then! Mum said since I was 1.5 years old. #RecessionDey #WhereWeWanSeeCarBuy?? #LegTiTakeover 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Mr. Jollof Replies Hushpuppi After He Called Him "Idiot" by dakeskese(m): 7:43am On Aug 15, 2017 |
... The comedian's job, we know. Aja sare's job, we don't know. 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Mother Had Sex With Her Teen Daughter’s Husband by dakeskese(m): 10:19pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... This is a sponsored post by the daughter to tarnish the mum's reputation so as to be able to go after her secondary school lover. Oh, Okafor's Law! what hath thou done to dis gal o!!!! 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo And Uche Jombo's Fabulous Looks To Glo Laffta Fest (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... The money dem use de pay all these celebrities dem for use am come put one mast for my area here. Very poor network. Instead of using all these resources in improving their network, they choose to invest it on these 'ambassadors' with bad morals. Where my MTN sim jare?! 8 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Kaka Shehu Lawan Sharing Money To Politicians (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 9:52pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... An African politician that does not share money; is that one a politician  ?.Go on jare! Meanwhile I need to emigrate out of this corrupt zoo.. Please, Syria or Turkey, which should I go to? 13 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Edo Lawmakers Fight, Throw Chairs At Themselves In The House Of Assembly (Video) by dakeskese(m): 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... Lols... hahahahaha... Kabiru Adjoto.. hahahaha make dem Kuku put Kabiru Sokoto na. 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Covers A Nasty Boy August/September Edition (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 9:43pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... Each tym I see dis girl, she reminds me of my ex... Oh Aisha! Aisha, oh Hmmmm... She is now married. I only hope Okafor's Law come to play. 4 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Ozubulu Youths Protest, Demand To Know The Cause Of The Catholic Church Killings by dakeskese(m): 9:26pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... These ones probably just woke up! Where were they all this while? Them just wan appear for news. NEXT...!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Career › Re: Suspended From Work Via Phone Call by dakeskese(m): 9:18pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
romenna:I just need somebody that will give me a loan and then just leave me alone. Is that guaranteed from you guys? If yes, let Sarah flash me on 08183745555 20 Likes 1 Share |
| Career › Re: Suspended From Work Via Phone Call by dakeskese(m): 9:14pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... Did you give any of your female coworkers lift today at the close of work ?If Yes, am sorry to inform you that she is your boss' chick. If No, Check your Village People Network and ask pertinent questions. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Chelsea Treats Me Like A Criminal - Diego Costa by dakeskese(m): 8:34pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... I would have pitied him but he is truly a terrorist. He masterminded the illegal sending off of Arsenal's Gabriel Paulista in September 2015. That cost us the match. ntorrrrrrrr ...Up Arsenal jare! 10 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Grace Mugabe Assaults Gabriella Engels, Model In Hotel With Her Two Sons by dakeskese(m): 8:33pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... Transfer of aggression oshi! Its now officially 2.5 decades since Mugabe slept with dis woman. He watches her back so much that she can't cheat without him knowing. Thus, she is frustrated. Result: ...all these madness we see about her online these days. I dey my house ... 7 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Queen Nelly Mbonu's Nude Photoshoot by dakeskese(m): 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... oooooooooooooooooooooooo  ...OP stop stop stop! abeg stop na! Some of us are fasting today. ... |
| Family › Re: Is It The Responsibility Of A Man To Take Care Of His Wife's Family? by dakeskese(m): 7:33pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
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In Black Africa, yea! In saner climes, not entirely the case. |
| Romance › Re: 5 Things You Should Avoid As A Struggling Guy by dakeskese(m): 7:27pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... 1:Avoid women. 2:avoid women. 3: Avoid bet9ja 4: Avoid Women again. 5: Avoid women 10 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Mudslide Kills Over 300 People In Sierra Leone by dakeskese(m): 7:24pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... oh my God! Wetn dis people do to deserve all this na? Three years ago, Ebola raise head. Now this |
| Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi: "I Give This Idiot 100,000 Without Doing Any Work For Me" (video) by dakeskese(m): 7:18pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... This is a sponsored post! Them wan bring this comedian come limelight. We sabi the hustle. It's real. mtseeew... aja sare, owo gbono! 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Family › Re: Francis Van-Lare And Amara Van-Lare Are Divorced by dakeskese(m): 7:09pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... hmmmm... Relationship coach that cannot coach her own marriage; is that one a relationship coach ?mtseew 66 Likes 4 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Beaten To Death By Husband Buried Alongside Her Baby (Graphic) by dakeskese(m): 6:36pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... Africa... oh Africa. This should serve as a deterrent to Nigerian girls that believe marriage is a trophy. The most important thing to achieve in life . I even saw one lady post tiday dat she knows her 'Saturday' would soon come. Such hogwash!!! The problem is not in getting married. No! The problem is when these girls are suffering abuse but because of the society and the "them-say-them-say", they stay put in dat hell called home. My advice: During courtship, watch out for beastly attitudes and behaviours, if wild, my sister, run for your life. We are tired of typing RIPs on avoidable deaths. ...à bon entendu, salut! 14 Likes 4 Shares |
| Career › Re: 4 Signs You Are Going To Be Fired And How To Fix Them by dakeskese(m): 6:30pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... hahahahahahahHHHahhaha I laugh at this post. I'll only read it if it reads:"four signs you are going to fire your workers and reasons to have mercy on them." Am the boss here. I own this biz... |
| Culture › Re: Ooni Ogunwusi And Wuraola’s Marriage Crashes - TheCapital.NG Claims by dakeskese(m): 6:17pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... This is a sponsored post probably by Ooni's ex. "...it's like toothpaste, without your gist in their mouth they get toothache..." M.I. Abaga( Nobody ft 2baba) 16 Likes 1 Share |
| Education › Re: Niger Delta University Students Protest Hike In Fees, Lock Up School Gate (Pics) by dakeskese(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... After all this, some students that spearhead dis protest would be victimised. That one na sure banker! I weep for this Country. I beliv it shall be well with the land soonest. PMP would soon be strong. 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Prof. Simon Ortuanya Sworn In As Director Gen. Of S/east Governors Forum by dakeskese(m): 6:04pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... As far as am concerned, this is not leading the nation anywhere. Jux wasteful appointments and creation of unneccessary portfolios. |
| Travel › Re: Harvard University Graduates Visit Slave Market, Other Places In Lagos. Photos by dakeskese(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... These ones should be kidnapped and the females used as sex slaves somewhere in Ijebu Ode. These idiots know very well that their ancestors were the cause of this visit. They humiliated we Africans... all in d name of slavery! 3 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Man Who Attempted To Beat A Thief Falls Inside Gutter (Pics, Video) by dakeskese(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2017*. Modified: 6:22pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! This man wey no fit slap head wey he de see for afternoon so ... I wonder what happens in his house at nyt. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
| Crime › Re: Father, Wife & Children Die In Anambra After Their Food Was Poisoned (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 5:43pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
... I suspect their neighbour did that. The neighbour wants to occupy their property. By neighbour, I could still mean his relatives. Or his blood brothers. Wicked people everywhere... tufiaa!!! But on a comic mood, na who come arrange these bodies according to height ?? why 2 Likes |
| Education › Re: Man Signs On Boobs Of A Polytechnic Female Student by dakeskese(m): 9:46pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
TheHistorian:Ur ryt bro. was in the school dis evening and my frnds said exams would start by month end. me self de wonder which PolyIb dem mean! |
