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EducationRe: Nigerian Representatives At Indonesia 2017 World School Debate by dakeskese(m): 8:49am On Aug 01, 2017
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Sponsored post b dis.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Nwokoma Is Engaged To Prince Allison (Photo, Video) by dakeskese(m): 8:33am On Aug 01, 2017
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Doppelgangerism...

Adonbelivitism
SportsRe: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today by dakeskese(m): 8:33am On Aug 01, 2017
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Each tym I see this legend, one advert comes to mind.

"Papillo,I know say one day you go make us proud"

The way the guy take drop d tin of milk for leg na wetin de sweet us that year.

Peak Milk
CelebritiesRe: Oluchi Onweagba Celebrates Her 37th Birthday Today by dakeskese(m):
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Op! Abeg remove the first two pix... ahn ahn!!! embarassed...

Some of us are fasting.
BusinessRe: 5 Key Ways To Get More Customers For Your Business by dakeskese(m): 8:14am On Aug 01, 2017
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Op! Why you no mention Seed sowing(Church farming)...

U sow little to the soil(Pastor) and gain much harvest (Customers)

That way, the Pastor remains on Forbes list while your 'many' customers afford you the chance to get a good place at Ketu.
TravelRe: 14 Things To Do Before And After A Car Accident by dakeskese(m): 7:48am On Aug 01, 2017
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Three things to do to reduce chances of accident:

-Pray to God always against Village Poople Network.
-Make sure the car is in good shape.
-Avoid over speeding and overtaking unnecessarily.
WebmastersRe: How Do I Monetize My Site Aside Google Adsense? by dakeskese(m):
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Good
Car TalkRe: Meet This Mechanophiliac That Has Sex With His Car by dakeskese(m):
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When madness wan start, na some of the early signs be this.

Oma se o!!
Car TalkRe: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by dakeskese(m): 7:47am On Aug 01, 2017
nh.
Car TalkRe: Tesla Unveils The World’s Cheapest Fully Electric Car At N11 Million by dakeskese(m): 7:45am On Aug 01, 2017
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LiteratureRe: Introvert (a Short Story) by dakeskese(m): 7:39am On Aug 01, 2017
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Nice... cheesy...
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CrimeRe: Ex-barber Made To Roll Indian Hemp After His Arrest By Police In Lagos. PICS/Vid by dakeskese(m): 10:42pm On Jul 31, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To CNN Mockery Of Nigerian President by dakeskese(m): 10:38pm On Jul 31, 2017
ericsmith:
anything can happen in life but not like fayose .... its possible for fayose to win a governorship poll in east than to bcum naija president ... if naa by nairaland jona wil stil b president ,,if naa by NL pastor iyanmu 4 b governor ... cuttin ponmo ,,eatin amala @ local canteen or pricing fish ... housewife quality nt presidential ... can only b supported by lowlives
FIY trump was not the choice of americans ,,he won with the aid of russia hacking america polls ..ogoing case. #illiteracy naa disease
good points you raised... But anytin is possible. Anytin. Fayose or Trump? who does the "Illiteracy na disease" hashtag connects to?
FamilyRe: Benue Teacher Asked To Pay 1.5 Million Naira As Bride Price (Photo) by dakeskese(m): 10:27pm On Jul 31, 2017
hmmmm... Make I jeje carry myself go Argungu Local Govt for Kebbi state ma go get correct wife for fifteen tausan!!! Thank God I sabi catch fish
CelebritiesRe: Otto Canon Kidnapped In Port Harcourt by dakeskese(m): 7:27pm On Jul 31, 2017
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May dis correct guy be released soonest and in good health.

OP, Point of correction:
The winner that year was Chinedu Ubachukwu...
Otto finished in 4th place and was also the 'Viewers' choice' winner.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Slays In Mini Skirt That Transformed Her "Bum Bum" by dakeskese(m): 7:01pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Na with this kind skirt dem dey carry collect person husband... kaburauba!

End time Cloth
tongue...
CrimeRe: Armed Robber Killed By Enugu Police (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 7:01pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Why will someone decide to die like a chicken?
All in the name of crime.

Pathetic!
SportsRe: Manchester United Signs Nemanja Matic From Chelsea by dakeskese(m): 6:59pm On Jul 31, 2017
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All this display no de move us.

Arsenal go still carry this EPL title last last.

Arsenal for life jare!!!
CelebritiesRe: Sound Sultan And 2face Chill With Wizkid In The Studio by dakeskese(m): 6:24pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Musicians are some of the strongest set of people I've seen in life.
They are always afraid of double death. The first being d divine death and d oda one has to do with their career.

Today, a singer is the rave of the moment and so everyone wants to associate with him but next year, people myt neglect him/her in clubs and take pix and autographs from a reigning MC... this is a sorta death.
May God comfort all the MCs going tru such deaths at the moment.

Best wishes to these dudes!!! One love.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan's House Burgled In Abuja by dakeskese(m): 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Education, nothing to write home about
Security, nothing...
Health sector, nothing...
Mining sector, nothing...


God, where we go wrong ohuh
PoliticsRe: Fayose Reacts To CNN Mockery Of Nigerian President by dakeskese(m): 6:05pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Like Trump, like Fayose.

I won't be surprised if this 'correct' man becomes the president in the future.
If in a civilised society like America, Trump who is another version of Fayose could win; Let's jux expect anytin in this country.
CrimeRe: DC Queen: Police Arrest 4 Yahoo Boys Over The Killing Of Ghanaian Slay Queen by dakeskese(m): 6:00pm On Jul 31, 2017
agbonkamen:
what is the difference internet fraudsters graduated to yahoo boys. because maga these days needs iron hand... grin grin
Lols... no be small iron hand walai
CrimeRe: DC Queen: Police Arrest 4 Yahoo Boys Over The Killing Of Ghanaian Slay Queen by dakeskese(m): 5:44pm On Jul 31, 2017
femzylivey:
You remind of Madam Patience who said "I will rather kill myself than to committ suicide"

That woman used comedy to cover up as she was madly looting Nigeria money
Lols... the kind political comedians wey don reside for Aso Rock ehn, we no fit count them...
AgricultureRe: A Disabled Man Working On His Rice Farm In Zamfara (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 5:38pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Lord bless this man and other hustlers.. Amen
PoliticsRe: We Did Not Attack Obiano, He Was Attacked By His Opponents - Ipob by dakeskese(m): 5:38pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Political free kick... this one hit wall.
CelebritiesRe: Ravie Loso Stunned By Dollar Rain At Nigerian Baby Shower by dakeskese(m): 5:14pm On Jul 31, 2017
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OP pls take down these photos.. ahn ahn!!!

Some of us are fasting tongue...
CrimeRe: Aluu 4 Trial : Court Sentences 3 To Death For Murder by dakeskese(m): 5:12pm On Jul 31, 2017
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May God protect us all
CrimeRe: DC Queen: Police Arrest 4 Yahoo Boys Over The Killing Of Ghanaian Slay Queen by dakeskese(m):
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Such a good riddance to bad nonsense.
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I rather become an internet fraudster than become a yahoo boy.. tuahh grin...
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Celebrates Her Bright Future At Club Rumors (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2017
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No wonder she puts on this big spec so she doesn't get blinded by the brightness of her future...

Such a pitiable dismal pismal!!!
EducationRe: 10 Underrated Courses Nigerian Students Should Consider Choosing by dakeskese(m): 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Good post Walai.

But

Getting a job in Nigeria is 'mostly' caused by one thing:

MAN KNOW MAN

Not Getting a job is mostly caused by 2 things:
-Village People Network (VPN)
-MAN NO KNOW MAN
EducationRe: UNIOSUN 400 Level Students Celebrate "Back To School" by dakeskese(m): 4:21pm On Jul 31, 2017
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Pls ni tori oloun, the second girl from the left in the first pix who knows how I can see herhuhhuhhuh

Pls it's not too serious, I jux want to tell her something.
embarassed...

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