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CultureRe: Benue Bans Men From Spending More Than N100, 000 On Traditional Marriage by dakeskese(m): 4:52pm On Jul 21, 2017
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Good move. But why force them? they are matured to know how much they can afford to 'waste'.

When I finally decide to marry this Agatu girl, I don't intend to spend more than 12k.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by dakeskese(m): 4:48pm On Jul 21, 2017
icedbreez:
If am a Churchill or tonto or whatever your warped mind is into is unimportant to me. Look at that video again you will realise the pastor gave 1month for them to see if they are compatible and agree touching the marriage but not to sleep together...my grouse with you is why the quick urge to always criticize anything church. Imams and mosques do as they like and abuse young boys. critics like you don't have the balls to call them into question but when e reach church you jump to life and majority who do this are Christians. I am yet to see a Muslim criticize his imam.
Now I know where you re coming from and also where you are driving to...

You could have still passed ur message without the "oloshi", "warped mind" insults.

Let me agree with your point of view so there would be peace.

One love brother. May God help us all.
PoliticsRe: Monica Ambrose For Nigerian President In 2019 (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 4:00pm On Jul 21, 2017
President of Slay Mamas Association of Nigeria or what?


ayam not understanding o...


I need the hausa translation dun Allah!!!
CrimeRe: Badoo Kills Lovers At Ojodu Berger by dakeskese(m): 3:49pm On Jul 21, 2017
In the zoo, anytin goes! anytin!!!
EducationRe: "I Should Have Cheated" - Nigerian Guy Who Fails WAEC Cries Out (photos) by dakeskese(m): 2:45pm On Jul 21, 2017
I hope all these Waec people are genuine.
Methink all these results are fake...
EducationRe: "I Should Have Cheated" - Nigerian Guy Who Fails WAEC Cries Out (photos) by dakeskese(m): 2:45pm On Jul 21, 2017
Study harder next time.

Its well
SportsRe: Confirmed: CAF Expands AFCON (africa Cup Of Natiion) To 24-team by dakeskese(m): 2:34pm On Jul 21, 2017
wow!
Great one!

It means Biafra would get a slot. tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by dakeskese(m): 2:29pm On Jul 21, 2017
icedbreez:
Oga try show me the shame there because I nor see am. A Pastor encouraging Matrimony instead of people fornicating about and offering to pay for the wedding is shameful? If I tell you the bill in Nigerian weddings you go know say this pastor help about 5guys that day. #Oloshi. Criticize everything church.
You are quick to criticise my point of view because you probably consider ursef to be more of ''Churchill''... I know your type in ''Tonto''.

A pastor should not jux pair couples like dat. They have to discover themselves... Court for some period.
Check their compatibility level... if its high, then dey can tie d knot.
There is more to life than marriage...

One love bro!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Oritsejafor Shows His Football Skills At Warri City Stadium (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 2:12pm On Jul 21, 2017
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hnmmmmm!


I knew it!!!!!!! No wonder!!!!!


He dribbles jux like Maradona.

Hmmmmm!!!!

Now I need no prophet to tell me where this scam got his scamming skills from.

He has been dribbling all his members' finances to his Personal account.

Allez-y!
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by dakeskese(m): 2:01pm On Jul 21, 2017
Leonbonapart:
that's why shame never finish of your life... did you notice?
English!
TravelRe: See The Overloaded Car Impounded By Karota by dakeskese(m): 1:20pm On Jul 21, 2017
Adamawahuh hmmm

Check am well... Bomb materials fit dey inside.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by dakeskese(m): 1:03pm On Jul 21, 2017
RELIGION: OPIUM OF THE MASSES


OH AFRICA!

Anya kuwahuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh??
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Orders Unmarried Youths To Choose Each Other by dakeskese(m): 1:02pm On Jul 21, 2017
RELIGION: OPIUM OF THE MASSES

Such a show of shame!
HealthRe: Akwa Ibom Man Hit By Brain Cancer, His Brain Exposed (Graphic Photos) by dakeskese(m): 12:04pm On Jul 21, 2017
I would have suggested they take him to one of these powerful men of God

BUT

I remember Pastor Joshua Iginla raising 1m for Actor Elder Maya's treatment when he could have been divinely 'touched' in his church.

Life is a puzzle.
Quick recovery to this gentleman...
PoliticsRe: "Nnamdi Kanu Is A Non-entity" - OPC by dakeskese(m): 11:51am On Jul 21, 2017
embarassed

Toothless bulldogs!

Such madness!
CrimeRe: Soldier Traveling From Kaduna To Abuja Killed By 2 Men While Fixing Tyre.Graphic by dakeskese(m): 11:40am On Jul 21, 2017
double RIPs

RIP Officer

RIP English.
SportsRe: Leone Stars Missed Their Flight Due To Delay & Found Themselves Like This (Photo by dakeskese(m): 11:02am On Jul 21, 2017
Black man...

pathetic!
Foreign AffairsRe: Satellite Images Of Mosul, Iraq In 2015 Vs 2017 by dakeskese(m): 10:56am On Jul 21, 2017
I would have blamed Islam but I cant.

I have many good muslim friends.

Haliru, Nasir, Bash, Malumfashi... Mal. Kasim d Secretary... many great muslim folks.
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...
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who/what do I blame for the terrorism in the world?
NOBODY!!!
CelebritiesRe: This Lady Is Claiming Mr. Eazi Is Her Boyfriend, See Birthday Shout Out by dakeskese(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2017
Be successful.

Make this money and be famous.

These girls would want to claim familiarity.


Such madness and indecency!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Criticise Senate For Asking CBN To Give Dollars At N200 For Pilgrimage by dakeskese(m): 8:50am On Jul 21, 2017
la folie!
PoliticsRe: Senate Recommends N200/$ Exchange Rate For Pilgrims by dakeskese(m): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2017
h
PoliticsRe: Senate Recommends N200/$ Exchange Rate For Pilgrims by dakeskese(m): 8:46am On Jul 21, 2017
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PoliticsRe: Diezani's Alison-Madueke's Banana Island Edifice Seized By FG (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 7:46am On Jul 21, 2017
such razzmatazz!!!
EducationRe: FG Re-instates CRK And IRK As Independent Subjects. by dakeskese(m):
Religion, the opium of the masses.

Africa doesnt need such subjects in her schools. All these subjects do is to create a religious divide.
Comparative religion should b taught instead. That way, the kids would learn to appreciate and respect all religions.

We are extremely religious people.

We are one of the most corrupt people.

Africa! Oh my Africa!
BusinessRe: The Difference Between Marketing And Advertising by dakeskese(m): 7:38am On Jul 21, 2017
Tabas! ba kariya!
TravelRe: 25 Facts You Probably Didn't Know About Africa by dakeskese(m):
Great stuff.
but...
Add
Nigeria, one of the most religious and corrupt nation.
Such paradox!
PhonesRe: Glo Offers Full Day Of Free Data To Customers by dakeskese(m): 7:35am On Jul 21, 2017
9mobile da? come and c your brother o
Car TalkRe: Honda Confirms It’s Dropping The Accord Coupe by dakeskese(m): 7:31am On Jul 21, 2017
Innoson Motors for life!!! tongue
PhonesRe: The Real Meaning Of 9mobile, Etisalat’s New Name – CEO Makes Revelation by dakeskese(m):
I pray there should be no retrenchmnt. Thts all that matters to me.

If them like, make dem change the name to 69mobile.
CareerRe: What Does It Take To Have A Sucessful Career In Nigeria? by dakeskese(m):
There is no career to be built here before talking of career success.
In the zoo, all that matters is survival... and of the fittest (those that know people that know people) !
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dakeskese(m): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2017
hmmmmm...

I had a huge crush on a mate's big sister. She was way older than i was. I sent her a text professing my love.
I withheld my number, thinking it won't show when I send the text. The embarassment that followed was collosal! That was in 2006.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by dakeskese(m): 7:05am On Jul 21, 2017
tongue

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