₦airaland Forum

3sexy:
I am getting pissed with the way pastors are asking members for money these days . last week Sunday our pastor announced that we have to contribute 10% of our monthly salary to the church for the next six months , this means we are loosing 20% of our income to church alone (I.e 10% tithe ,10% for contribution to the church )
My anger is this , are these pastors not aware that times are hard?, what have they done to assist poor member who can't even afford A decent meal, pay fees, rent etc ?, all they do is senselessly ask for money!
They keep screaming , bring your tithe into the store house , yet we are yet to see anu store house in the church ! They ignore the part that talked about helping the poor, the fatherless and widows. This is the height of greed and selfishness.
Every January they will demand for first fruit , I cant imagine ,giving my entire salary to a pastor that doesn't care to know how I'm gonna survive !
Nigerian Pastors , WE ARE IN A RECESSION. Pls



Niaralanders what role has your pastors played in this period of recession?

You will never see a Moslem trash their Imams this way despite all the mannerisms in which they collect from their peeps who do it with joy.... its not by force.. keep your money including tithe n shut up..

RETIREDMUMU:
what are the ways to stop girls seeing me as their ATM machine

Simple! . Stop looking like a retired mumu!

BarakOkenny:
Omo, I been dey dull myself since o..

ALMUSTAQIM:
GOOD MOVE BY THE SHARI'A POLICE

MORE GREASE TO THEIR ELBOW

Without their male counterparts arrested?
Smh!

freeze001:
They better be their fellow muslims subject to sharia law. It had better not be a case of victimisation if non-muslims. I hope the victims of romance (men) were also arrested or only the romantic aggressors (women) deserve arrest?

The men must be ghosts since only the Ladies were caught in the act, romancing....... By the way....21-24 years and 4 already divorced
Northern women dey suffer!

NCAN member Name checked!

This is the cankerworm mentality of Northerners o. Giving birth just to fight Christians

Haba!

ever811:
its not lovely cause he is not her husband,.. if what's in that woman skol is actually brain and not sperm she should know by now that she need a man in her life for times like this..her own is posting pictures of other people's children on Instagram captioning it...I love kids and will soon have my..only if I can see her to tell her that,the second coming of Christ would not be trough a woman..cause I believe she has been hoping to conceive by the holy spirit.. beside Mary was a virgin and she is Ibadan express way..so it won't be possible even if Christ should still come trough a woman..

That's not nice @ all ?

Always old people fighting dirty over Presidency in all countries. Including Naija!

We pray the Lord to help our economy and keep our hard earned money safe in the banks!

lonelydora:
I don't really understand this. How can a man fall in love with his daughter to the extent of having sex with her? Chukwu aju!

Love ke? Pure lust!......No morals @ all.... Shameless he-goat! His own daughter,haba

Depending on family size.

As in Naija past... It is well

[Was Epicurus a foolish man
Yes he was
"The fool hath saith in his heart that there is no God"

Great Book!...... and the pictures made it interesting !

You never fed us but yourselves!. South west fed itself and even built cocoa house from the change...Where is your own "Palm of oil house o"


That is not the reason I made this thread.

I just wanted to highlight that over 100yrs ago the Niger Delta has been feeding you.[/quote]

Hope this will ease pressure on the Naira

I'm tired of this violence!

Desperate girlfriends

[quote author=Ymodulus post=41587146][size=18pt]Keke Napep Business[/size]

The first Business I did for the year 2015 was the keke Napep Business.

How I got into this Business

I had this conversation with a keke driver who was complaining that day bitterly of how the union seized his bike and collected N2,000 from him. He accepted he was at fault. Later he was caught again. I know the officer who caught him due to my job as a reporter in one of Nigeria's leading newspapers. I knew some force officers as I interviewed them in some case.

Discussion led to discussion and we started discussing about the keke napep business. He told me all there was to it l. I then replied him that I needed a driver he said he can get one for me.

I got the first Keke Napep from someone closed and hired the same man as my driver. How the business goes.

The Keke Business Proper
This business is an interesting one I must confess. However to go into it there are 3 principles which must be settled.

1. Location
2. Method of Remmitance
3. New or second Hand Keke


1. New or second Hand Keke. Which is best ?
I will advice you that if you want to go into the keke Napep business please get second Hand Keke Napeps not New one. Believe me it's best to buy something new good. But getting a good second Hand Keke Napeps is around 110 - 140k and the person will pay you double.

In Lagos you can easily make your money in 2 months 1week ( exact time frame my friend used to get hers back ).

There are good keke Napeps second hands.
Once more go for good second hand and not new ones. Many may decieve you that new are best, yes they are good am not disputing this. But me and you need sharp good fast money then second hand is the way.


2. Method of Remittance
The period of complete returns on a keke depends on two things :
1. the status of the Keke at time of purchase ( I.e New or second hand )
2. Does your driver work on Saturdays and Sundays ? ( Some people set any return from those days mostly Sunday as maintenance money. Some don't )
3. Agreed fee of return by driver.

There are generally two ways of paying a keke Driver.
1. Hire purchase
2. Daily Balance

I believe the two need no explanation just little extra tips.
I will never advice you to give your keke napep based on returns of Daily Balance. It's a No no. So help you whatever you believe in.

In transportation business drivers can be A pain in the house, don't even trust your brother and Lagos for that reason my brother you have to be wary.
Hire purchase is the best. In the North , Higher Purchase is what is mostly done and in the South East mostly daily Balance.

Daily return vary according to
1. Your state or Location
2. Status of Keke Napepe ( new or old )

In Niger , Katsina for example daily returns are N2000 and N3000 respectively for a new keke napep. And for second hand it is based on negotiation. But in Niger it is roughly N1500-1700/1800.

Note all the price can be subject to negotiation. However am giving you standard normal price.

In Lagos it is N4000 - N4500 ( for those plying Computer Village route ).
Note don't let anyone decieve you for the poster know what he his saying.

Now on the amount to return. There are two ways of paying back Hire Purchase.

1. Negotiated ( you and driver agrees that you bought keke marwa for say N400 and he will pay N700 )
2. Standard ( pay x2 the price. Takes place mostly in North and for second hand marwa ).


Note: payment on hire purchase is all based on negotiations.


3. Brand of Keke Napep to Buy
I can only speak for Kaduna, Kano, Kastina and Niger. TVS keke Napep is the best type, the parts are readily available and cheap. Also cost efficient.

4. Import a New Keke or Buy Here in Nigeria

If you have the know how to import, I will advice you import keke Napeps. Keke napeps are produced in India. But you can get from china wholesalers wholesalers.

Keke Napeps spare parts are produced by Chinese and are more cheaper. Most importers import the spare part from china. In fact All keke spare parts are Chinese, Chinese sell the clone cheap better than India.

22Keke Napep will make 1 20ft Container. It cost approximately 98k to bring in on the average per one ( tax and government expenses + custom clearance + cost of getting form m and all).

Note: there are cheaper ways to bring in keke napep far way cheaper than what Nigerian wholesalers sell.

I can show you ways to bring in keke napeps at flat rate of 35k per piece. It's possible. Everything is legal.

The keke business is a sweet business if you know your way and I advice students to run this type of business.

Below is a second hand keke Napep I got some time back.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2856999_img20150914160740_jpegbe925ea15476351e01868bfe12064ff1


5. Cost of New Keke Napep
1. TVS ( N420,000 ) ** I imported this myself 11pcs but I got it way cheaper and sold back at N375k there around . if you know custom you know your way **
2. Michindra (435,000) as at Last Month November

Note! The above price is obtainable in Niger, Kaduna Kano wholesalers.

In Lagos, TVS is now 440K, Azubike Tricycles ( he sight dollar rate as reason for hike.)

My email address is odagunduroa@gmail.com ..please mail me..I will send my phone no. Or you can inbox me your phone no. I need to discuss with you at length over the keke napeb business. Its urgent.. Thanks

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sonnie10:
What they did is not innovative. Legalzoom have been doing something similar for years.

Not innovative? but it won them 40k in Netherlands o for that matter. Go and copy and lets see what you will win..

Where are the name checkers now when you need them

chaberry:
Alryt

Wonders shall never cease

waoh!

omooba969:
oloshos are more honest than some wives! ;d

Do us a favour and marry the Olosho since you are talking from your vast experience in the trade. Oko ashawo

Very funny!

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
What were you doing between age 20-29 ; don't give me that sh*t that "you were waiting for the right guy".

Not nice haba!