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Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Community In South Africa (photos) by dalass(f): 3:48am On Jun 16, 2015
barcanista:
So what is Amosun doing in SA?
Working! Investment tinz..
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by dalass(f): 2:31am On Jun 16, 2015
Tundeiab:
Se wa ko mi? Mi ni mind o...
Lolz. Not u now.. Its the one who typed 'Mi o gbon' that I mean is trying to write our language by force..
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by dalass(f): 9:11pm On Jun 15, 2015
Tundeiab:
So, oo gbon tele? Lol
O fe fi by tulaasi so Yoruba ni jawe
Politics › Re: What Made Iara Oshiomole To Laugh Like This? by dalass(f): 8:54pm On Jun 15, 2015
MuguliciousMUGU:
I am still thinking, what did this woman tell Iara Oshiomhole that made her to laugh like that?
Okay this is what happened
Woman: O tin fi bread ko wa lobe je
Lara: Pardon me?
Woman: Okay, I said why you no go for honeymoon abi the honey don finish there fa?
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Stupendous Display Of Wealth Is Irritating (Photos) by dalass(f): 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2015
If anyone else does this, he will be labelled yahoo/419 or drug pusher but this guy is sooo stewpeed as to be flaunting all he has acquired like ojuorolari as soon as he became senator.. Let him keep us updated so that they will serve as evidence to fry them ALL!
Politics › Re: Heads Of States In Africa At AU Summit (photo) by dalass(f): 7:47pm On Jun 14, 2015
doublewisdom:
Why our president dey back? Where they standing according to academic qualifications?
E no good o... grin
doublewisdom:
Why our president dey back? Where they standing according to academic qualifications?
E no good o...
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 6:12pm On Jun 14, 2015
CaptainJune:
This should suffice. Alas, she's not the type who reads to be wise.
Yeah! Ever learning but never coming to the knowledge of the truth!
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 2:57pm On Jun 14, 2015
MizJanet:
"let no corrupt speech proceed out of your mouth " Ephesian 4:29 grin

" Prasing and CURSING Come out of the same mouth , my brothers this thing should not be this way " James 3:10 grin grin grin grin
@ op, MzJanet the bomb in the topic should be amended thus: Did Jesus GO to heaven the day he DIED......
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 2:49pm On Jun 14, 2015
Let me shed some light... Jesus Spirit died and went to paradise/ Abrahams bosom. On the 3rd day His Spirit came back into His body and after being seen by many for forty days. He then ascended to heaven with his body to his Father..
Family › Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by dalass(f): 10:06pm On Jun 13, 2015
masquellett:
I don't know if this is the right room to post this, but am really disturbed.

I was watching "This morning" on TVC this morning when this little girl and her siblings walked in. She will be clocking 3 this year as I heard. They usually come around like that and most times I joke and play with them.
Today, when this little girl came in. She jumped on my legs, so I left her to sit on my laps while I watch my program.

Before I knew what was happening, I felt a touch on my joystick. At first, I was confused. I looked at her to know if she did it on purpose or not. I removed her hands to be sure, then I continued to watched my program. Then again. She started rubbing my joystick!

At that time. I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how to caution her, because I never believed a girl of 3 would know what a joystick is and not to talk of rubbing it with her hand.

Then, I dropped her on the floor and used a pillow to cover my laps and joystick. I was watching what her next step would be. To my greatest surprise, this girl came again, removed the pillow, sat on my joystick and starting making some funny moves. I was dumbfounded! I had to spank her hard and I sent the whole kids outta my flat. It was embarrassing.

So right now. Am still confused, I think someone around the neighborhood is molesting this little girl, the mother is not around, only the dad. I intend reporting her to her mother when she comes back. What' do you think about this?
Family › Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by dalass(f): 9:57pm On Jun 13, 2015
You can do a mini investigation by asking her some questions as to who puts her on the laps and does that to her.. It may even be her family member or close friend or neighbour.. Poor little girl!
Romance › Re: Your Crush And Why You Like Him/her by dalass(f): 9:41pm On Jun 13, 2015
asumo12:
Beamborla and Tchidi with subbied

Chai dem lenty sha!

I bn dey crush on OP b4 but ehn...

kiss
You are just an Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist! Lol!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can I Correct My Interviewer's Grammatical Errors? by dalass(f): 9:19pm On Jun 13, 2015
grin
Ojestas:
Commits?
grin
Ojestas:
Commits?
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:39am On Jun 13, 2015
new2020:
Sounds like you are new on Nairaland. 90% of female profiles on nairaland are actually yoruba men. Don't be fooled by the pic.
Last time I checked, am female oh. someone wife n a mother!!!
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:35am On Jun 13, 2015
stankezzy:
Why are you calling a woman , a Man? abi she no fine at all?
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:15am On Jun 13, 2015
new2020:
Yoruba man!
Igbo man! And their show off nature!
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:08am On Jun 13, 2015
FRANKOXY:
HE HAS DONE SO WELL wink
Abeg! He really has done well by donating to an American Carter foundation to develop his homeland! Plain show off...
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 8:02am On Jun 13, 2015
Why must he go to America to do the donation? Is he not a Nigerian? As if an American will come here to donate to the development of his Country! And all his kinsmen falling over themselves to commend him! Smh!!!
Celebrities › Re: KWAM 1 Posts Pictures Of His Mansion Online by dalass(f): 6:51am On Jun 13, 2015
[quote author=sukkot post=34710852]he try. but please feed that malnourished peacock. or whatever that disheveled bird with long neck is called. [/quotDear bird lover....Its called an Ostrich!
Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by dalass(f): 9:15pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin grin
Truckpusher:
See stone na. grin
cry
Truckpusher:
See stone na. grin
tongue grin grin
Truckpusher:
See stone na. grin
cry
Truckpusher:
See stone na. grin
Politics › Re: Chibok Kidnapping Survivors, Now In Oregon Boarding School, Share Their Stories by dalass(f): 9:11pm On Jun 11, 2015
yatch360:
like you.






U know decently dressed with hijab or covered hair as moslim women ...
So they are indecent in that pix?
Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by dalass(f): 8:23pm On Jun 11, 2015
SenR:
Just received this lovely time piece from
my girlfriend as my birthday gift.

It's comes with a 32GB internal memory,
An HD Camera for both motion picture and
video recording, audio recording and a charging usb cable used for charging the wrist watch.

See pics below....
E remain for the watch to start browsing..... Lol!.... Nice watch
Politics › Re: Chibok Kidnapping Survivors, Now In Oregon Boarding School, Share Their Stories by dalass(f): 7:38pm On Jun 11, 2015
yatch360:
They Dont look chiboki
How are they supposed to look?
Romance › Re: Pic: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Murtala Muhammed Airport Dressed As Superman by dalass(f): 12:49pm On Jun 11, 2015
grin grin grin Naija superman !
Family › Re: Look Very Well Before You Leap,most Humans Are Pretentious by dalass(f): 12:37pm On Jun 11, 2015
Whatwe should all realize is that once a lady gets married and you are in your husband house, nobody wants you to pack your load and come back into your parents home.. its a stigma in the society... Men n hiding their real xters!
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 10:44am On Jun 11, 2015
Freemanan:
If We cannot feel remorse for the death of a HUMAN BEING then what makes us differ from them? We are turning into what We kill... We allow circumstances to turn off our humanity... Tears
angry
Freemanan:
If We cannot feel remorse for the death of a HUMAN BEING then what makes us differ from them? We are turning into what We kill... We allow circumstances to turn off our humanity... Tears
Cry if you want but i am very happy they died without taking innocent people along in their evil holy war campaign!huh
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 9:16pm On Jun 10, 2015
Freemanan:
They are still human....
I cannot believe this! They are NOT HUMAN! They snuff out lives in the most horrific manner without any remorse.... However remember all the promising destinies they have ended or maimed!
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2015
May their evil IEDs continue to explode on them minus innocent souls.. Amen!
Family › Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by dalass(f): 3:25pm On Jun 10, 2015
remebombom:
my sweet cousin calls yellow lellow, he comes to me and says I loff u, and I wonder why people keep calling me obo, ovum, ovu when my name is Ovo sad not fair
grin
remebombom:
my sweet cousin calls yellow lellow, he comes to me and says I loff u, and I wonder why people keep calling me obo, ovum, ovu when my name is Ovo sad not fair
Family › Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by dalass(f): 2:54pm On Jun 10, 2015
Olypeppy:
I enjoy being around kids.I probably can't stop observing the way they pronounce words especially our names.Taking myself as a good example,kids around me pronounce my name being CHIDINMA AS TITINMAAAA OR TINMAAA.
Other examples:COMFORT as TOMPO,EMEKA as EMETA..You can add yours.
When I hear especially local kids pronunce Mummy mi as Mee mi..... And the usual baby talk ...taataa ... Puts a smile on my face
Jokes Etc › Taye Taiwo Celebrates 25 While His Twin Is 33! by dalass(op): 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2015
Isn't it wonderful? Maybe his twin was born years earlierhuh
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by dalass(f): 10:50pm On Jun 09, 2015
grin
tociano009:
grin abi na
grin
tociano009:
grin abi na

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