Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Nigerian Community In South Africa (photos) by dalass(f): 3:48am On Jun 16, 2015 |
barcanista: So what is Amosun doing in SA? Working! Investment tinz.. |
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by dalass(f): 2:31am On Jun 16, 2015 |
Tundeiab: Se wa ko mi? Mi ni mind o... Lolz. Not u now.. Its the one who typed 'Mi o gbon' that I mean is trying to write our language by force.. |
Politics › Re: I Am Not The First Lady - Aisha Buhari Says by dalass(f): 9:11pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
Tundeiab: So, oo gbon tele? Lol O fe fi by tulaasi so Yoruba ni jawe |
Politics › Re: What Made Iara Oshiomole To Laugh Like This? by dalass(f): 8:54pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
MuguliciousMUGU: I am still thinking, what did this woman tell Iara Oshiomhole that made her to laugh like that? Okay this is what happened Woman: O tin fi bread ko wa lobe je Lara: Pardon me? Woman: Okay, I said why you no go for honeymoon abi the honey don finish there fa? |
Politics › Re: Senator Dino Melaye Stupendous Display Of Wealth Is Irritating (Photos) by dalass(f): 7:03pm On Jun 15, 2015 |
If anyone else does this, he will be labelled yahoo/419 or drug pusher but this guy is sooo stewpeed as to be flaunting all he has acquired like ojuorolari as soon as he became senator.. Let him keep us updated so that they will serve as evidence to fry them ALL! |
Politics › Re: Heads Of States In Africa At AU Summit (photo) by dalass(f): 7:47pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
doublewisdom: Why our president dey back? Where they standing according to academic qualifications? E no good o...  doublewisdom: Why our president dey back? Where they standing according to academic qualifications? E no good o... |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 6:12pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
CaptainJune: This should suffice. Alas, she's not the type who reads to be wise. Yeah! Ever learning but never coming to the knowledge of the truth! |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 2:57pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Went To Heaven The Day He Died Or 40 Days After ? by dalass(f): 2:49pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
Let me shed some light... Jesus Spirit died and went to paradise/ Abrahams bosom. On the 3rd day His Spirit came back into His body and after being seen by many for forty days. He then ascended to heaven with his body to his Father.. |
Family › Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by dalass(f): 10:06pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
masquellett: I don't know if this is the right room to post this, but am really disturbed.
I was watching "This morning" on TVC this morning when this little girl and her siblings walked in. She will be clocking 3 this year as I heard. They usually come around like that and most times I joke and play with them. Today, when this little girl came in. She jumped on my legs, so I left her to sit on my laps while I watch my program.
Before I knew what was happening, I felt a touch on my joystick. At first, I was confused. I looked at her to know if she did it on purpose or not. I removed her hands to be sure, then I continued to watched my program. Then again. She started rubbing my joystick!
At that time. I knew something was wrong. I didn't know how to caution her, because I never believed a girl of 3 would know what a joystick is and not to talk of rubbing it with her hand.
Then, I dropped her on the floor and used a pillow to cover my laps and joystick. I was watching what her next step would be. To my greatest surprise, this girl came again, removed the pillow, sat on my joystick and starting making some funny moves. I was dumbfounded! I had to spank her hard and I sent the whole kids outta my flat. It was embarrassing.
So right now. Am still confused, I think someone around the neighborhood is molesting this little girl, the mother is not around, only the dad. I intend reporting her to her mother when she comes back. What' do you think about this? |
Family › Re: Help!!! Someone Is Molesting This Girl. by dalass(f): 9:57pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
You can do a mini investigation by asking her some questions as to who puts her on the laps and does that to her.. It may even be her family member or close friend or neighbour.. Poor little girl! |
Romance › Re: Your Crush And Why You Like Him/her by dalass(f): 9:41pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
asumo12: Beamborla and Tchidi with subbied
Chai dem lenty sha!
I bn dey crush on OP b4 but ehn...
 You are just an Oliver Oliver Oliver Twist! Lol!! |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can I Correct My Interviewer's Grammatical Errors? by dalass(f): 9:19pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:39am On Jun 13, 2015 |
new2020: Sounds like you are new on Nairaland. 90% of female profiles on nairaland are actually yoruba men. Don't be fooled by the pic. Last time I checked, am female oh. someone wife n a mother!!! |
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:35am On Jun 13, 2015 |
stankezzy: Why are you calling a woman , a Man?
abi she no fine at all? |
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:15am On Jun 13, 2015 |
new2020: Yoruba man! Igbo man! And their show off nature! |
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 9:08am On Jun 13, 2015 |
FRANKOXY: HE HAS DONE SO WELL  Abeg! He really has done well by donating to an American Carter foundation to develop his homeland! Plain show off... |
Politics › Re: Emeka Offor Signs $10 Million To Carter Center For SE/SS Projects by dalass(f): 8:02am On Jun 13, 2015 |
Why must he go to America to do the donation? Is he not a Nigerian? As if an American will come here to donate to the development of his Country! And all his kinsmen falling over themselves to commend him! Smh!!! |
Celebrities › Re: KWAM 1 Posts Pictures Of His Mansion Online by dalass(f): 6:51am On Jun 13, 2015 |
[quote author=sukkot post=34710852]he try. but please feed that malnourished peacock. or whatever that disheveled bird with long neck is called. [/quotDear bird lover....Its called an Ostrich! |
Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by dalass(f): 9:15pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Chibok Kidnapping Survivors, Now In Oregon Boarding School, Share Their Stories by dalass(f): 9:11pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
yatch360: like you.
U know decently dressed with hijab or covered hair as moslim women ... So they are indecent in that pix? |
Romance › Re: (photos)... A Nairalander's Birthday Gift From His Girlfriend. by dalass(f): 8:23pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
SenR: Just received this lovely time piece from my girlfriend as my birthday gift.
It's comes with a 32GB internal memory, An HD Camera for both motion picture and video recording, audio recording and a charging usb cable used for charging the wrist watch.
See pics below.... E remain for the watch to start browsing..... Lol!.... Nice watch |
Politics › Re: Chibok Kidnapping Survivors, Now In Oregon Boarding School, Share Their Stories by dalass(f): 7:38pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
yatch360: They Dont look chiboki How are they supposed to look? |
Romance › Re: Pic: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Murtala Muhammed Airport Dressed As Superman by dalass(f): 12:49pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
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Family › Re: Look Very Well Before You Leap,most Humans Are Pretentious by dalass(f): 12:37pm On Jun 11, 2015 |
Whatwe should all realize is that once a lady gets married and you are in your husband house, nobody wants you to pack your load and come back into your parents home.. its a stigma in the society... Men n hiding their real xters! |
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 10:44am On Jun 11, 2015 |
Freemanan: If We cannot feel remorse for the death of a HUMAN BEING then what makes us differ from them? We are turning into what We kill... We allow circumstances to turn off our humanity... Tears  Freemanan: If We cannot feel remorse for the death of a HUMAN BEING then what makes us differ from them? We are turning into what We kill... We allow circumstances to turn off our humanity... Tears Cry if you want but i am very happy they died without taking innocent people along in their evil holy war campaign!  |
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 9:16pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Freemanan: They are still human.... I cannot believe this! They are NOT HUMAN! They snuff out lives in the most horrific manner without any remorse.... However remember all the promising destinies they have ended or maimed! |
Politics › Re: Bomb Kills 3 Female Suicide Bombers In Borno by dalass(f): 8:57pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
May their evil IEDs continue to explode on them minus innocent souls.. Amen! |
Family › Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by dalass(f): 3:25pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
remebombom: my sweet cousin calls yellow lellow, he comes to me and says I loff u, and I wonder why people keep calling me obo, ovum, ovu when my name is Ovo not fair  remebombom: my sweet cousin calls yellow lellow, he comes to me and says I loff u, and I wonder why people keep calling me obo, ovum, ovu when my name is Ovo not fair |
Family › Re: Funny Ways Kids Pronounce Our Names. by dalass(f): 2:54pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Olypeppy: I enjoy being around kids.I probably can't stop observing the way they pronounce words especially our names.Taking myself as a good example,kids around me pronounce my name being CHIDINMA AS TITINMAAAA OR TINMAAA. Other examples:COMFORT as TOMPO,EMEKA as EMETA..You can add yours. When I hear especially local kids pronunce Mummy mi as Mee mi..... And the usual baby talk ...taataa ... Puts a smile on my face |
Jokes Etc › Taye Taiwo Celebrates 25 While His Twin Is 33! by dalass(op): 1:22pm On Jun 10, 2015 |
Isn't it wonderful? Maybe his twin was born years earlier  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo ... Teaching A Confirm Amateur How To Use Computer During Chatting by dalass(f): 10:50pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
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