Chizmickey:
As a boy, please what can I do to get money to buy this phone?

Somethinglight:
My own is; how is her dress still white after all the rolling on the ground.

efighter:


Nairaland has the largest concentration of mad people. If you know anybody that is depressed, direct the person to Nairaland, that depressed soul will even make jest of his own depression. Nairaland guys, I hail una, una madness na original no be Chinko. Now tell me, is this poster not crazy?

Iamdazzle:
Jidenna is wearing skirt and gown



This is hilarious ROTFL......

sedutrice:

It is not always women who are at fault o. This one even married a "good woman" . You know all those "marriage materials " Nairalanders are always yapping about and she was damn fine.

The thing just dey amaze me

Angelfrost:


There's nothing to judge... Most of these people should have remained friends, simple as that.

Our parents should really educate young people that marriage is neither theories, nor the happily ever after lie they read in books, see in dumb romantic movies, or on social media.

Marriage, especially in this day and age, requires more tolerance, self sacrifice, endurance, and patience than it takes to even build a successful business empire... It's not all fun and games.

Our mothers endured so much back in the day for their homes to have stayed intact for decades. A lot of them endured philandering, abuse, financial lack, etc... Our fathers endured emasculation, insults, unhealthy comparison to their peers, etc... What can today's youth endure??!.. Smh.

AreaFada2:

Unless you have lived abroad before you will not know.

It is very common for Nigerian missions abroad to run out of passport booklets.

People are often unable to travel to attend funerals, family holiday and so on because after months of applying for a new or to renew passports, embassies say no booklet. At times 6 months you will not get your passport.

Only with a foreign passports can you travel home on TC and use foreign passport to return to base.
Otherwise if you cannot at a considerable extra cost change your ticket travel date, you will lose the entire ticket.
To be a Nigerian is not easy whether home or abroad.

AutoJoshNIG:
Mitsubishi Motors Nigeria recently had its role swap day. The role swap involves the management of the company playing other roles outside their core responsibilities.

The role swap event enables Management to have a feel of what happens on the other side and to understand the challenges faced by other collaborators.

The exercise is also a strategy to strengthen the team spirit of the employees.

Mitsubishi Motors Nigeria is powered by Massilia Motors, the sole distributor of Mitsubishi Motors and subsidiary of CFAO in Nigeria.

Check out some of the scenes from the 2019 role swap day at Mitsubishi Motors Nigeria.


Managing Director of Massilia Motors, Mr. Thomas Pelletier in the workshop



Deputy Managing Director of Massilia Motors, Mr Kunle Jaiyesimi with a job card








Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-how-the-management-of-mitsubishi-motors-nigeria-swapped-roles-with-junior-employees/

Sellfish:


Na past continuous nonsense

"Unbath" means she actually did bath, but while stepping out, she forgot the bath that she had bathed ....and the bath itself also forgot to "enbath" the person who had just been bathed





The OP needs 12 hot strokes of Fulani Herdsmen bulala

FamousMonk:
About Xenophobia...
Let's quit the hypocrisy.
It is appalling..
Truth is,a typical Nigerian man doesn't care about what happened to some Nigerians in South Africa.
We are just trying to follow the trend and appear like good patriotic citizens who love each other..
Forget the posts and hate speech on twitter ,Facebook etc..
It is just for social media attention..
I repeat,as long as the killing of Nigerians do not affect the price of garri,a typical Nigerian doesn't care...
I woke up and decided to write about it too..
But I'm so sorry i cannot pretend to care when I really don't..
If I'm killed today,I will be buried and nobody will care.
We will post about it,empathize with the families of the victims,make it seem like we love and care about these people,but in reality,we don't .
Emeka will still fúck Amaka today.
Obinna will still cheat his customers today.
Tunde will still smoke his weed and sip his dry gin.
Gbenga will still mine skulls today.
Iya bomboi will still sell her akara today.
Pastors will still collect offerings and tithe on Sunday.
Oloshos will still spread their legs today.
Nothing will change.
For me,I don't know them,and they haven't helped me in any way before so I swear,I do not care..
This is the bitter truth..
There is something fundamentally wrong with an African man's brain and way of reasoning..

timibare:
Eye service shior

WalkerMichael:


You have a problem.

If the Celeb don't react, you complain
If they react, you wail.

What do you guys want?

Jentle244:
.w̲̅h̲̅e̲̅r̲̅e̲̅ e̲̅x̲̅a̲̅c̲̅t̲̅l̲̅y̲̅ i̲̅s̲̅ t̲̅h̲̅e̲̅ t̲̅e̲̅r̲̅r̲̅i̲̅t̲̅o̲̅r̲̅y̲̅?

u̲̅ d̲̅o̲̅ t̲̅a̲̅t̲̅t̲̅o̲̅o̲̅ c̲̅o̲̅m̲̅e̲̅ d̲̅e̲̅y̲̅ s̲̅h̲̅o̲̅w̲̅ o̲̅f̲̅f̲̅ o̲̅n̲̅ s̲̅o̲̅c̲̅i̲̅a̲̅l̲̅ m̲̅e̲̅d̲̅i̲̅a̲̅ a̲̅n̲̅d̲̅ a̲̅f̲̅t̲̅e̲̅r̲̅ u̲̅ t̲̅a̲̅g̲̅ a̲̅m̲̅ m̲̅a̲̅r̲̅k̲̅i̲̅n̲̅g̲̅ m̲̅y̲̅ t̲̅e̲̅r̲̅r̲̅i̲̅t̲̅o̲̅r̲̅y̲̅.

a̲̅t̲̅t̲̅e̲̅n̲̅t̲̅i̲̅o̲̅n̲̅ s̲̅e̲̅e̲̅k̲̅e̲̅r̲̅


p̲̅l̲̅s̲̅ d̲̅o̲̅n̲̅'t̲̅ m̲̅e̲̅n̲̅t̲̅i̲̅o̲̅n̲̅

iyatrustee:
Nassarawa is becoming the Zimbabwe of Nigeria

lexy2014:


Bobrisky should also produce his big bosses to come rescue him. Wetin make am run?

www.vanguardngr.com/2019/08/bobrisky-blasts-dg-arts-and-culture-otunba-segun-runsewe/amp/

emma321:
''Police have sealed off the venue based on credible intelligence.

SOLUTION99:
Any update on boborisky party