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Properties › Re: My Experience With 'The Owerri Client' by damiloladuke: 7:12am On Jul 27, 2015
people wanna chop




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Romance › Re: Meet Girl With The World's Longest Tongue! See What She's Doing With Boyfriend.. by damiloladuke: 10:48pm On Jul 26, 2015
where is boy




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Romance › Re: My Wife Saved My Mum's Number On Her Phone As 'old Witch' by damiloladuke: 10:47pm On Jul 26, 2015
she's going for real





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Romance › Re: 22 Harmful Effects Of Masturbation In Guys And Ladies (pics) by damiloladuke: 10:44pm On Jul 26, 2015
you are right




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Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy's Daughter Graduates From US School (pics) by damiloladuke: 10:38pm On Jul 26, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek Admitted To Abuja Rehab by damiloladuke: 10:37pm On Jul 26, 2015
Eeeya




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Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by damiloladuke: 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Aww.. Davido & Girlfriend Sira Are Still Together (new Photo) by damiloladuke: 10:35pm On Jul 26, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Yetunde Bustline's Ex Baba Tee Steps Out With New Babe For Lagos Party (Party) by damiloladuke: 10:34pm On Jul 26, 2015
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Career › Re: Bankers Whats The Way Forward?? by damiloladuke: 10:34pm On Jul 26, 2015
it's well





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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by damiloladuke: 10:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
that ugly chick




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Celebrities › Re: Jaywon,Gandoki,DJ Zeez,Stylplus,Others Storm Queen Of Peace Africa Birthday Bash by damiloladuke: 10:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
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Career › Re: Having Masters Vs Having Professional Certifications by damiloladuke: 10:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
master degree dey irrelevant




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Crime › Re: Landlord’s Manhood Disappears After Giving Stranger N700 To Help Sick Mum by damiloladuke: 10:26pm On Jul 26, 2015
shoooooooo



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Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 1:51pm On Jul 25, 2015
HenryDion:
Am sure you are trying to promote your blog. Replying to people in such manner will discourage potential readers like me. Try to control your temper. In fact, silence is the best answer to a fool.
Shalom!
thanks brother
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2015
xtervaganza:
see this oloriburuku aburo oloshi talking about poor and you come here to brag about being a slave to another man lol




aye e ti baje o mo
The main reason some people don't make it in life... look at your utterances.... damn

I pity your destiny.... am not a slave to no one... I hold a key post and I run my biz.... but I must say that your utterances portray that your destiny is totally destroyed.

I won't reply you again, Dog... people like you end up in Jail. You don't deserve life... and I will make sure you are set up.... Mark my words.
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 10:54am On Jul 25, 2015
xtervaganza:
i working? Oloshi leleyi sha



You work for president of your village abi?




What if Obj were your father? You would run around naked abi?



Akindidinrin
that's a typo slowpoke... and thats an issue for poor people like yo
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 9:09am On Jul 25, 2015
Nanecs:
@ poster, your write up is not balanced. The truth is men are complicated. For the fact that you don't fall in love with a gurl cause of sex doesn't apply to all men. Do you know that some men will rather date, love and marry a lady cause the lady gives willingly, than roll with someone that's "stingy" with sex? What am I trying to say? While sex = love with some men, to others, they disagree with your views.
We are humans, we have freedom to choose and decide whtz best for us.
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 9:07am On Jul 25, 2015
LastProphet:
I laugh in 3 international languages, so OP u bought the misconception that it is only guys that need sex? I can see how old u are and its disappointing that Seun osewa after working very hard to build nairaland has decided to hand it over to teenagers with Android phones. So u think the girls don't also want the sex? They 'give' it to only help the guys abi? You are one of those misguided youths reading newspaper about women desires. You haven't entered the real world
Really, I left the teenage years 10 years back... Have you heard of freedom of expression? don't think so... cuz you reason like a Sambisan.
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 9:04am On Jul 25, 2015
Eddygourdo:
thanks to cheap Internet and China kids like you can give opinions on adult matter. What do u know about women. Ashewo no be girlfriend or woman experience
Kid? At 29? you are mentally deranged.
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 9:03am On Jul 25, 2015
DeeTus:
OP, you sounded a little bit self-centred. You ought to say they should stop giving you and not us.

Sex is awesome if you have it with the right person. You might have been deceived by girls and now crying like a baby. Lol
You are wrong my brother, in fact have had severally this WEEk with different girls.. just that I don't love them and majority of them wanna buy the love with the sex
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 8:14am On Jul 25, 2015
ddami:
simply senseless...
senseless? I see
Romance › Re: Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op):
xtervaganza:
How about you get a job 1st?



We don know your type, you ain't getting game and you're pained




Oponu oshi
I working with Former President Obasanjo, if you wanna know. And the inspiration to the write up came up from personal experience ... YOU ARE SEECK.... Work your life to where I am before talking trash

Check my blog... you think a jobless fellow could maintain that....
Romance › Girls, Stop Giving Us Sex by damiloladuke(op): 12:16am On Jul 25, 2015
The trend in the dating world now is that when two people are in love. they have to engage in sex to truly express their love for eachother. And I must say that this belief is generally spread among the ladies and it's just due to their emotional build up.

Ladies tend to so much believe they can compel a guy to love them after giving him sex. But I must tell you it's so far from the truth. A guy that doesn't love you will not love you, even if you give him the whole sex.

To make it worse, some guys think about the one they love even while having sex with you. They imagine it is that one they are doing and not you.

Guys love sex, no doubt and they believe no lady can be spared as the face does not determine the sweetness. Anything goes for most guys. Reason why you see a graduate guy having an amorous relationship with maybe a pepper seller. The package doesn't matter, the content does.

So you trying to buy a guy's love through the sex is just a waste of time. If he's gonna love you, he's gonna do that even without sex. But am sorry to say. Sex does not guarantee love .

Be a good girl with good attitudes, work on your personality, educate yourself, develop yourself mentally, be self dependent and maintain a hygienic physical properties, keep your body clean and be courteous. We will bow at your feet.
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Romance › Re: She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by damiloladuke(op): 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
Chris95:
Ur jux a stingy goat! angry If u av moni as u claim y hoard it?? Courtesy demands u tek kia of ur visitors 2 d best of ur ability...den later u can call ha nd censure ha abt ha behaviour. Dats wat a gentleman would av done. Kum 2 tink of it na evn u invite am. angry
noted
Romance › She Came With Her Cousin From Another State To Visit Me by damiloladuke(op): 6:42am On Jul 24, 2015
I will be so brief with this cuz am kinda late for work. Do I really have a job now?
It's a long story I will be filling you with
later.


I remember when I started blogging, I
used to have one of the most
controversial blogs around then,
86wiz.com which I later sold after some
years of running it. It was a big sale out.


Then, people always considered me to be
one kind of genius that understood
everything about love affairs. I wrote
mostly on love issues, erotic stories and
so on, but don't rush there, The guy that
bought it changed all that anyway.
Then, I got a lot of invites on BBM, my
phone was always buzzing every now and
then by people seeking for solutions to
their problems. Some needing a kind of
crazy hook up, thinking I was one love-vendor or
something. And above all, ladies. These
ones called thinking I was so rich.


That was how this lady added me on bbm
one early morning. She commended my
work and blah blah blah... She said I must
be a Kind of genius and a noble guy as
well. I said yes, that my family started
the Aristrocat Record that had Burna Boy.
We are elites. This girl was so delighted,
thinking she had met her prince
charming. It later got to how lucky my
girlfriend would be having me. I told her I
had non. She didn't even waste time, she
just told me. She would be ready to fill up
the space.


We kicked off And I invited her down to
Abeokuta on her birthday. She actually
wanted to come but I guessed some guys
promised tripping her out. So she
scheduled her coming to the following
day.



I was at the balcony of my apartment at
the 2nd floor when this girl arrived. I
recognised her immediately and lo and
behold, some other chick was sitting right
behind her. I just waved it off and was of
the opinion the bike man took another
passenger going elsewhere, when these
girls began to smile and then I realised
they came together.
I thought of switching off my phone at
that moment, but she had seen me the
moment she came down from the bike.


They came up and she introduced her
cousin. I just took them to the balcony.
They sat and I had prepared chicken
sauce, hoping it was the mumu alone that
would be coming. I served them both
anyway. And after eating, I called a friend
to come keep the company of the cousin.


Then I took this girl to my apartment and
started chastising her on that. She gave
one lame story that their grandma asked
the cousin to go with her so she'll
wouldn't feel lonely at home. So your
cousin had to come with you all the way
from Lagos. Funny enough, I got pissed
and I made up my mind she was only
gonna get the 2K I had intended given
her.


We got to the bus stop and I dropped the
2k for her. She was like what for. How is
this gonna take them to LAGOS. Were
you expecting 10k, I asked her. I just
turned away from them and started
heading home.

My friend was with them
and trying to ask me to come back and at
least add another 1k, I told him to do
that, at least, he had gotten the cousin's
contacts, so he was family now too.
Didn't even turn my head, not to talk of
going back.


I got home and noticed they only ate one
of the chicken I gave to them. Well they
are not gluttons at that. It was when I
wanted to eat the meat at night, that I
noticed this girl ate the meat and
creamed the bone with stew to make it
look untouched. Then I realised I ought
to have given them nothing.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Imagine What Rain Can Do To A Married Woman. by damiloladuke: 7:36am On Jul 23, 2015
lol, very funny

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Pets › Re: My Visit To A Kennel That Has Over 30 Dogs by damiloladuke: 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2015
cool






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Family › Re: 23yr Old Barren Woman Steals 5-yr-old Boy In Rivers (photo) by damiloladuke: 4:59pm On Jul 22, 2015
barren.. has she been married since she was born





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Crime › Re: White Garment Pastor Accused Of Raping Brothers Wife by damiloladuke: 4:59pm On Jul 22, 2015
was instructed by the spirit







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NYSC › Re: First Class Graduates To Serve In Tertiary Institutions -NYSC by damiloladuke: 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2015
good initiative






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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview Question:Can You Lie To Save Our Organization? Whats The Best Response by damiloladuke: 3:46pm On Jul 22, 2015
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