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Don Jazzy should respect himself.

Olamide went too hard though

nogames:
lol please tell us roles of prophets like Samuel, Isaiah, Jeremaiah in bible. Most of them were even involved in king installation

No mind the ignoramous 'Pastor say make we read here' xtian.

jamex93:
The rate at which people involve in this masturbation immortality is quite alarming.

OK the story goes like this:

Like 2 to 3 years back I was walking down the road I just noticed this pure water P-Cup van it was mowing very slow and heading my direction
I was like this driver ''no dey see abi waiting dey worry am ''

When the van got closer I noticed that the driver was looking down with one hand controlling the van and the other one down wards.

So I stopped to know what was distracting his attention to my surprise when the van got closer I notice he was doing something down there I was like this can't be what am thinking so I went closer and I was surprised to see the whole junior out, the man was totally enjoying his thing I was confused and I just left the place


Same thing happened 3days ago I went to the market to get some stuffs so I stopped by a shop and I was like where the owner of this shop dey.

So I hear a voice from the inside of the shop asking me what I want to buy, so I try to find out 'who dey talk', so I saw someone whose cloth is up and he was trying to drag up his trousers he did not want to come out, he never wanted me to know what he was doing but I had to call him out and to my greatest surprise, this old man had a can of Vaseline in he's hand and her was dragging his trousers.

I was like waht ! This old man too?

Am just confused and I really want to know why people masturbate even the married ones.

Sorry for the long story.

How come only you saw 2 people masturbating and i never saw any.

I am suspecting you.

Get a job it is their life.

The questions are :

1. How much did you collect ?

2. For what purpose ?

That should be like 2 lines. All these plenty extra sheets is just to confuse the lecturer ( The masses in this case)

allthingsgood:
He needs it for security. David Oyedepo moves with more than that. So the cars are not for fun or pleasure. Theres nothing pleasurable about hilux

Dangote moves with one single SUV.

U can hardly know he is the one on the road

Uncle Lie sorry Lai (na the same thing self)


Since you guys move around with SUVs

2 SUVs and one hilux is enough.

Hilux can carry up to 9 security details

Your SUV besides the pilot / spy driver can carry 1 security details

The other SUV can carry 5 aids.

That is around 15 people on every trip.

1. You dnt need a backup vehicle not as if u are travelling from Lagos to Kano.

2. One Security Vehicle is enough

3. One aid vehicle is enough that will carry extra security if need be.

Making 3 vehicles at most.

Even Dangote moves around with just one single SUV. That is why he is so rich not to depend on his party winning as if his life depends on it

hollandis:
Firstly I have no relative in Nigeria
Secondly I don't give a flying Bleep about Nigeria
Lastly 2016 ,will be the end of a country called Nigeria

Eediots.

Always shifting goal post.

We thought 2015 will be hot. Your hero slept inside jail for the new year.

Nothing was done as usual besides beating of chest.

if you watch CNN, this is prediction not prophesy.

Who hack Barcanista's account ?

kponkedenge:
I met this girl some two months back, and asked her out. She told me she'll think about it. Up till now, she hasn't given me a reply but hasn't stopped requesting for cash from me. Of recent she told me she'll need about N15k for personal reasons. She didn't even tell me what she wants the money for what kind of person is that. And she hasn't even accepted my proposal yet. I feel like letting her go even though I love her so much. What do u guys feel?

Don't let her go oo.

She needs the money to enjoy with her boy friend.

Tolexander:
Everyone has a right to say what ever pleases one.

I still remember Guantanamo bay, has it been finally closed down by US?

Not yet bro.

permsec:
Which USA? Tell me you're joking.

Why are terrorists not released on bail ?

Why are some people drilled against the interrogation policies in some criminal cells ?

Why are CEOs involved in ponzis not granted bail ?

When u answer that we can take the discussion further

Even USA keeps criminal against any nonsensical court injunction (u can hardly get one though) to protect National Interest.


FFK should go and sit down with his rotten mouth.

All he needs to start praising the Govt is an appointment.

They showed too much love for the baby and she will exploit that.

The day they named the baby after Davido's mum was the day they showed she is a gold mine

beat the heaven out of her.


Byeeeee

The Cannabis could be from Davido and The Mother's combine DNA.

So u want to travel with a 7month old child without her mum's consent because you paid how much ?

between, Uncle Dele Momodu is a fat f00l. He is too m0r0nic on this case.

That breast is tempting jare.

Come to Pastor make he show you another level of grace.

Fix your fuel guage.

also i guess your 5 minutes security was on.

It went off after 5minutes ( that was why exact location is Ajah.) , Ajah is 5minutes from the point of snatch without traffic.

The car did not supply fuel again and the car stopped.

They could not figure it out and left.

FBI consultant DammyTosh.

Up gonners

Arsenal fans after winning mancity

"We will win laliga, serie a , french league"

Albert0011:
It seems yersterday's alchohol is still working in ur system..ewu ten thousand.

U av not yet finished the coins and crumbs they give you.

We need a better opposition please

PDP is extremely useless

Which Lagos is this ?

The one in Portugal ?


F00lish and shamless /Liars . I think i want to supoort the anti social media bill with the level of nonsense going on.

bobogee007:
try to find out. That woman is not your mother

You mean i am not my mother. That is hard for me

sammhi:
how are you sure those were the truth?..OBJ is knowing for falacies and exaggerations.....please dont rate one politician over another
they are all bunch of liars , hypocrites and traitors! am not holding brief for Atiku...but i wont take OBJ words with a pinch of salt

I am talking abot the book and the wisdom it contains.

1. Planting a mole in ur enemies camp is - wisdom

2. He spoke about writing down everything you want to discuss before meeting some one. ( especially people in power)
In the past i tend to forget some important points when meeting the biggest guys our there but now i take a note and trust me it works perfectly.

So quit the i know all and learn from a man who ruled your country longer than anybody living

evy1:
‘People at times make plans and leave God out of their plans. i really love that line,words of wisdom.

You got that

sammhi:
how are you sure those were the truth?..OBJ is knowing for falacies and exaggerations.....please dont rate one politician over another
they are all bunch of liars , hypocrites and traitors! am not holding brief for Atiku...but i wont take OBJ words with a pinch of salt

I hear you.

That is the problem with this generation. We know so much yet know nothing.

A man ruled this country when our parents were qualified to rule too. Left and came back when we are also qualified to rule and you think none of his experience is the truth.

Go and read what he wrote about Bukola Saraki and what is happening now.

Some more points i got :

dammytosh:
I am talking abot the book and the wisdom it contains.
1. Planting a mole in ur enemies camp is - wisdom
2. He spoke about writing down everything you want to discuss before meeting some one. ( especially people in power)
In the past i tend to forget some important points when meeting the biggest guys our there but now i take a note and trust me it works perfectly.
So quit the i know all and learn from a man who ruled your country longer than anybody living
You got that

seunmsg:
The usual suspect never fails to disappoint. Too bad you guys will wail till 2019 at the minimum.

Lol


Dt was funny

Dnt mind the clowns.

There was no budget to give them cash

I dnt appreciate the exposure.

It is risky for those kids.

dBard:
@ dammytosh.. this is your answer right here.
Typically, the ringleaders of the sharing then, are the ones reaching out for the tyre n matches screaming'burn him'..
The beauty of the computer age is, it's all there @ d click of a button for those that need their memory jogged

I am trying to understand what u are defending.

You are the head of family, u save money for a rainy day and your wife and kids said ,

"let us spend it, how will money just be there"

You spent and blame them.

Excess crude oil account was meant to warehouse the extra money we get from crude outside tthe budget price.

So go and read and understand before u defend

dBard:
Excess Crude Account was shared to all the governors and if I remember correctly, was one of the bone of contention the Fg then had with the governors.


Let's not be so partisan we become selective in our memories and refrain from all the name calling..
It's Not about parties but the country.

Who approved the sharing ?

only a visionless leader can and did...

That book is filled with wisdom.

Although Obj painted "i am good others are bad"

But he exposed a lot of things.

dammytosh:
1. Planting a mole in ur enemy's camp is - wisdom
2. He spoke about writing down everything you want to discuss before meeting some one. ( especially people in power)
In the past i tend to forget some important points when meeting the biggest guys our there but now i take notes before meeting them and trust me it works perfectly for me like magic.

So quit the i know all and learn from a man who ruled your country longer than anybody living

Nice sense of humour

omolami:
Security Fund is there for all presidents all over the world to spend in protecting self and Nigerians. All Nigerians governor equally have the funds meant for such purposes, and it is not subjected to probe. What Buhari is doing is novel and unheard of. He is aware of this issue but decides to make a joke out of it in order to stain certain people. As I speak Buhari is spending security fund and I just hope someone that will take over from him will have the guts to equally probe his spendings, since he has started it. Our president is first leaving school certificate level thinker..So crude and apauling .

Abacha's loot refunded is security vote ?

This is the dumbest submission on nairaland in 2015.

Welldone !!!