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Another myth: Every erect dick can make a woman pregnant.

Militants dey collect contracts, boy wey hide for plane tyre dey collect scholarship, Beverly Osu dey collect free invitation from AfroCandy,randy pastor gets standing ovation from congregation etc... Like someone rightly said, bad things (not necessarily crime) pays in this country.

Doesn't this guy have 2kids? So when his first son starts masturbating at the age of 10, who will he blame for it?? Some celebrities need brain transplant.

Somebody will soon come here and say 'ILLUMINATI TINZ'. Blockheads!!

OP, *in DBanj's voice...If u know what I know, u go like me oh*

It takes the grace of God not to commit adultery oh. How do u want to classify Obaro Ibru that married the most beautiful woman I have seen but still goes to SA regularly to organize gay parties. Life is complicated, cope with it or die of worries!

spongeback: What's with the scarf, is it winter in Nigeria?

It's d crocodile pool in Banjul, The Gambia. It gets pretty cold there after July.

The look on the woman's face is priceless. One meaning though 'Just tell me what my BP is and let me go and verify somewhere else'

TUMIC: Gbam Well it has gotten to this level.
A friend of mine once said that if a plane should land in Lagos Airport and it is announced:

" Nigerians enter this airplane to America and spend 10 years in their jail first and u will then be released and given a permanent stay and work VISA"
Tell me who will not enter?
As if people are not prison here.
What a nation!!!

What is this one saying? Na u dey prison nor be me and my faamily.

Lost? Half of this money is in the air flying as Tompolo's private jet!!

Tobacco kor, Romario ni. Rita Dominic smokes like a chimney and she has sparkling set of teeth. This Tonto Decay own, na weed and sperm cause am!

"How did the countries voted"....OMG, why do the dullest people tweet the most??

WHY??"How did the countries voted"....OMG, why do the dullest people tweet the most??

WHY??"How did the countries voted"....OMG, why do the dullest people tweet the most??

WHY??

U were amused, some people on Nairaland were delighted!

Everybody here is criticizing that the guy should have used the pedestrian bridge. What if he did and get robbed on the bridge and he's thrown down by a hoodlum. Did you see the time? 10:45PM! May God help us, they should just create well-lit pedestrian bridges in the state, put baricades around the crossing areas and make life worth living for its citizens. DAMN! God help my nation!!

Dem dey dance when dem hear say SHEKAU don die..........

Never underestimate the power of social media! The semi-nude DP on BB or ur FB comment today can ruin ur career tomorrow

It does pay to be controversial

Lynbrook: Why r u talking lyk dat naw.... U r jst being an hater coz she worth it..

@LeanBrain or whatever ur name is, if u know about fashion and style, u will know there are replicas for all these things........

Hypocrites!!! If Mercy Aigbe carries the same bag, people will call it IMITATION. Now that it's Genevieve, it's an original N1.58M bag. Dey there and be deciving urselves.

The AC for the mortuary don make the guy fresh like eskimo. I'm sure he prefers the place to the mosquito-infested land of the living...

Incomplete! Wiaz d pic of him smoking blunt?

Niceeeeeee. This can be driven infront of BH camp, playing games. On my consol

Mschewwwww, who nor know b4? Even LG chairmen earn more money than Obama.

I wee go n hug Serena Williams 4m d back the next time then!

Pou-whatttttttt? Baba was about to say 'oloriburuku' in that pic, luk well!

That guy by the car has got some cool swagz. Hez gotta be Chris Oyakhilome b4 the jerry curls and tura. Op, pls tag him!

Op, seriously? Getting high on kissmix?? Who gave u access to the internet in d 1st place

Well, Obama could have made his points without mentioning names. He's just making these 2 more popular than they ever were and for Kris, she needs to calm down, that is the most powerful man in the world you are talking to oh.

Omooooooo, see swags even with thick tribal marks.