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Dear God,

As u have blessed this boy in this young age, please do not forget me and every member of my household. AMEN!

I prefer her 'thick'. She's the 2nd 'plus-sized' woman i love after Jill Scott!!

This guy just keeps winning even though he's out of the country. Don jazzy dey dress like keke napep driver up and down dey form LOYA milk ambassador....hehehehehehehe

My wife is always in the parlour listening to AG while I'm in the room blasting Future's Good kush and alcohol on repeat! Damn it, does that make me less holy? Mschewwwwwwwww

Impressive!

Date kor, Moringa leaves ni. U siddon for Femi Okunnu estate for Lekki dey date person wey dey Yankee? OP, u be learner oooooooooooo. If u believe this crap, then u should believe that Chris Okotie will be President of Nigeria by 2015.

Please change the topic to : Why I will never Marry--bimbo Akintola

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I would pray for them to remain the same. They can't largesse like this and still go to paradise...God forbid!

DBanj looks gay and why is Olamide having an erection? Is it because he's beside DBanj or it's just the cold??

see as baba suwe big, that cocaine still dey em belle!

Mmiriariugwu: thanks to d policemen 4 their bravity and gallantry.2 all robbers, u can only run but can neva hide 4 ur sins must find u out!

BRAVITY khe? God dey ooooooo.

They should Afikuyomi and Segun Oniru. F**king thieves!!

OP, pls dont say what u dont know. I went to Jand once and never renewed my visa. Toured Europe and never enjoyed anything apart from the flavoured weed and cute ascrambos in Amsterdam. Ever since it has been African countries...Visit Banjul, Dakar, Zanzibar or Cape Verde and come and thank me later. The whites even visit this countries more and they are more friendly when in Africa. As a matter of fact, I met the MD of the company I work now in Melia Hotel, Zanzibar. My interview was done over drinks in Tanzania, I just came to LAGOS to resume!

Job interviews are like visa interviews. They already know if they will issue you the visa/job once they see u, u just need to convince them . If u must lie, be very brief and confident about.....I mean, look into the interviewers eyes and lie!

Let him catch u in bed wt his wife 2...An eye 4 an eye!

How r we sure ds is Paris? The 1st pic luks like the Church of assumption in Falomo and the 2nd one looks like any eatery in Ibadan

BTW OP, why ur shirt and tie be like that, na AWAKE magazine u go distribute for 'ur Paris'?

Mogbe ooooooooooooooooooooooooo. see hips!!!!!!!!

Mscheewwwww....Drycleaners!

I dont want to say one thing and the religious fanatics at the top willl say another. That was how one Jehovah Witness refused to do blood transfusion and then died like a fowl. People need to learn, U can only try this if Ur life is 100% sin-free and ur faith can move mountains.

Pls google ANYBIZSOFT, it's an application for converting PDF to MS Word. Hope this helps....all the best.

I'm a very caring husband....but not as spiritual as my wife tho'. I pray my daughter takes after my wife and my boiz take after me. BLISS!!

U are ansking a question that u have the answer. U said the account is pre-opened, they still need to authenticate and profer some levels of validation when u visit any of the branches. I think it's just better cos it reduces turn-around-time and aids self-service...

Okay, now we know he has known D'Banj sinceeeee. What next?

Embrace competition and strategise to stand out.

Wetin concern Cossy Orjiakor with breast implants.
Wetin concern MTN with good customer service
Wetin concern agbero with over-load
Wetin concern Naija Police with tint permit
Wetin concern 3310 owner with BIS
Wetin concern Seun Osewa with flamboyant dressing
Wetin concern GEJ with Nigerians
Wetin concern me with this post sef?

Any job that allows me to wake up at 7am, avoid 3MB traffic, wear jeans and T-shirt, close at 5:30pm, gives me the opportunity to travel round the world on study tours and puts over 8M/annum is a good job. God bless GE!

Who is this retarded fool always posting crap? If u don't have anytin to do, why don't u just keep quiet and play chess all day or sumtin. U fucking annoying me with ur english, trying to be funny!!! person!

If only the guy had waited, the phone would have died with him...just 5% If only the guy had waited, the phone would have died with him...just 5%

Non-alcoholic: Ceres juice
Alcoholic:Osomo

I don't kiss on the 1st date. I'm a banker (meanwhile she's a bulk teller on IT), I don't wanna buy a car cos of Lagos driving, my cologne is mixed (when she has borrowed her frnd's perf)...