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Fashion / Re: Denrele's Outfit To Tiwa And Tee Billz Traditional Marriage by Damojo: 11:20pm On Nov 25, 2013
Emmy Collin's gay partner!

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Entertainment / Re: PHOTOS: World's FATTEST Woman Loses 272kg, You Won't Believe How She Looks Now by Damojo: 5:23pm On Nov 21, 2013
Video or it never happened! tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Shout Out To Some Nairalanders by Damojo: 5:09pm On Nov 21, 2013
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nor be your fault na your pickin papa i blame undecided

hehehehehehehehe, keep up the stupidity. It's quite commendable.
Nairaland / General / Re: Shout Out To Some Nairalanders by Damojo: 12:53pm On Nov 21, 2013
Shout out to Mr. Cork, Andyblaze, 190 n Idowuogbo, it takes alot of courage and determination to exhibit ur insanity and stupidity on a national forum like Nairaland.

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Travel / Re: How Would You Like A Night In The World's First Underwater Hotel by Damojo: 12:36pm On Nov 21, 2013
@Second pic, so mammy water sef dey get big tummy.
Celebrities / Re: If You Had To Kiss A Celebrity And Slap Another, Who Is It Going To Be? by Damojo: 12:32pm On Nov 21, 2013
I would love to kiss that geh that looks like Rihanna in TINSEL and slap the gay out of UTI with my timberland boots

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Politics / Re: Convoy Of Kwara's First-Lady Killed Lagos Community Leader- Saharareporters. by Damojo: 9:01am On Nov 20, 2013
vIDEO OF THE CRASHING OR IT NEVER HAPPENED tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This The Tallest Man In Lagos State? by Damojo: 9:03am On Nov 19, 2013
He's not tall jor. na those guys be midgets and they are standing infront of a KEKE NAPAP tongue
Crime / Re: Gunmen Demand For New Born Babies At Ekiti Hospital by Damojo: 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2013
They need to legalize guns in this country, I have always said it!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Paul Okoye At His Brother's Wedding by Damojo: 4:28pm On Nov 18, 2013
homesteady: ^^
Is that Don Jazzy in the 2nd picture?

No, na Rick Ross. He even perfeormed IFUNANYA with them on stage.

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Health / Re: Is It Good To Eat In Toilet(with Picture) by Damojo: 4:18pm On Nov 18, 2013
OP; this is bullcrap. It's like trying to pee while 'cumin' tongue
Education / Re: Picture Of Pastor Adeboye As A Lecturer At Unilorin 1980. by Damojo: 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2013
That guy behind Adeboye (in glasses) looks like that Gabriel Afolayan guy that acts Yoruba film grin
Business / Re: If You Were A Billionaire, Would You Donate Half Your Fortune To Charity? by Damojo: 3:54pm On Nov 18, 2013
No, I will be paying my tithe to Charity.
Career / Re: Pharmacists, Pharmacy Students And Interns. At Home Or Abroad, Let's Meet Here. by Damojo: 12:08am On Nov 15, 2013
Is this thread only 4 practising Rxcists or also 4 non-practising Rxcists?

Studied Rx, graduated '06 wt a 2:1. Did 4months wt GSK, moved to GTB, did 5yrs wt GT, moved to US 4 MBA n now with LNG as Project Manager

Don't regret studying Rx tho' as I just opened my own community Rx in Ajah.

The sleepless nights in Rx skool is now giving me rest of mind. Even my old colleagues call me 'the greatest man of honour'

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Car Talk / Re: Your Speedometer: How Often Do You Check It? by Damojo: 5:15pm On Nov 13, 2013
This should be for people living abroad, whose roads have speed monitoring censors.

Wetin concern Naija police with overspeeding. If u like, speed n kill yourself, they will even empty ur pockets before taking u to the morgue!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz Vs. Joselyn Dumas: Who Is More Endowed? by Damojo: 8:23am On Nov 13, 2013
Screw Toolz....literally!!!!

If that last pic isnt photoshopped, then mermaids now wear ankara.

Chei, see full hour glass figure....Capital figure 8

shocked

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Politics / Re: Bill Gates Visits Fashola. PICS.... by Damojo: 6:59pm On Nov 12, 2013
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Travel / Re: For Nigerians In The Diaspora:what Do You Miss About Nigeria by Damojo: 6:16pm On Nov 12, 2013
1) PHCN: How can u be staying in a city with constant power supply. I miss screaming 'UP NEPA' every 30mins

2) I miss the oloshos in Rita Lori, Surulere. The ones in show glasses in Amsterdam cost like 100euros per round....Dem be Nicki Minaj?

3) I miss the fact that Nigeria is the only country U sleep with N20 and wake up driving a Bentley and nobody questions U. Instead, u hear things like, 'Guy, come wash ur ride o'

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Religion / Re: Your Motive For Paying Tithe by Damojo: 3:43pm On Nov 10, 2013
liyalla: What other motive than in obedient to God' word. If U say U are a christian its nt a pastor' preaching dat makes U pay tithe. "Shall a man rub God?..."

Rub kor, aboniki ni.

Better go n buy 'Brighter Grammar'

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Autos / Re: Used 2005 Mercedes Benz G55 AMG - sold, n sold by Damojo: 4:49pm On Nov 07, 2013
Na wah o. Seun go soon sell Nairaland for $200!
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex Using Only Food Items by Damojo: 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2013
Mine is locust beans. Her mouth odour na dieeeee

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Food / Re: How Hygienic Is Roadside Roasted Plantain: Bolé by Damojo: 9:02pm On Nov 06, 2013
Forget hygiene and focus on the therapeutic effect. Have u tried unripe bole and smoked fish? Best known aphrosidiac!!! Ask Bayelsans.

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Science/Technology / Re: Indonesian Spa Offers Snake Massage Services by Damojo: 3:06pm On Nov 06, 2013
'Adamic feeling'

Signs of the coming of Christ.

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Literature / Re: Six Lessons Of Life (fun) by Damojo: 2:56pm On Nov 06, 2013
Nice but shouldn't U quote ur source? Don't mke pple think U r more intelligent than u relly wish 2 b...

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Music/Radio / Re: Let's Save Majek Fashek by Damojo: 10:28pm On Nov 04, 2013
Save Hanks Anuku 2. The guy don dey tow the way of Majek oh!

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Celebrities / Re: People Mistake Me For Basketmouth (PICTURE) by Damojo: 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2013
Basketmouth kor, camel toe ni.

Ur lips wey b like circumcised hymen!
Travel / Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by Damojo: 10:48pm On Nov 01, 2013
All these immature imbeciles on Nairaland. Always very difficult 4 dem to read an educative write-up,make constructive contribution n move on, they must tribalize evritin n insult demselves.

Nairaland needs age restriction, some kids need to stick to 2go!!!

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Travel / Re: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by Damojo: 6:04pm On Nov 01, 2013
sissy_ijebu:

Cape Verde shocked please tell me more . I want visit sometime

They don't have Ijebu garri oh.

Onamore seriousnote tho', it's a wonderful place. Wifey n I were there 4 our 1st year anniversary n we were surprised 2 c a Nigerian who hs been dere for 12yrs. He claims 2 sell only straw hats but has 2houses in Lagos.

So u sef fit dey import straw hats smiley
Travel / Re: What Shocked You. When You Entered A Foreign Country by Damojo: 4:24pm On Nov 01, 2013
Right from the airport, the way they admire the Nigerian passoprt is surprising.

Then u hit d road after leaving the airport n u c clean roads or u see semi-unclad children (if u r visiting The Gambia)

Then the cuisine is awesome especially if u r visiting The Carnivores, Kenya.

I also love the weed and sexy bar tenders in Amsterdam and the hospitality of the pple in Cape Verde!

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Travel / Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by Damojo: 12:30pm On Nov 01, 2013
Good information, God bless U Op!

Just when I was gonna give in on Nairaland, thinking evritin is about stella oduah, Iyanya's erotic cake & Davido's skelewu video!

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