The ink on this dude's divorce paper isn't even dry yet and he's getting hooked again. Nice suit tho' n best of luck.

Hahahahahaha. OP, thanks 4 making me laff out loud ds evening! May ur enemies never hit u with a mace!

^^calm down obowunmi. The way u crave 4 pussy is d way some pple crave 4 recharge cards...creditWunmi

Condolence visit 2 fashola, twitter famzing wt atiku, next wld b ds guy visiting ojukwu's grave 4 prayers. If beats nor selL, famzing must!

U ask 4 direction and even when they don't know the way, they go 'Oh, Little road? Just go straight down, turn left, then right and ask another person'...

Informative!

More like 'amputate Ibori'............Prophet of doom!!!

Okay, can I send someone else to beat my wife then?

Oh yes.....And we have over 50,000 innocent Nigerians in Nigerian prisons and over 500 politicians and political criminals living like Kings!

Bullcrap! I av a phone 4 my frivolous activities and the phone stays in the car cos dts the number my 'skeles' have. The other aint a BB so I'm not bothered wt pings! And if u r desperate enuff 2 send me a whatsapp message, I won't read or respond till I'm in a boring meeting!
Now say sumtin else!!!

Yes, it's true. I haven't been to the internet in 10years too....

Around her 'waste'? Maybe she works @ LAWMA!

I used to drink half of all the juice pack and then fill the remaining up with water.

I will put sugar in the water when i'm forced to swallow chloroquine

Mschewwwwww, no wonder he raps like an idiot, he has nacked his mother!

Let's compare how many times they have done D&C, then I can answer who is 'hotter'. Mschwwww, zombie OP!

'1st to comment'...they nd to shoot those twats that write that!

These people shaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Dem go soon begin upload pix of their undies with the caption; ''mitochondrion''.

Question of the day by the mumu of the day!

OP. U run go Jand b4 dem go enforce the 3,0000quids repatriation fee!!! Try hide well oh, make u nor come upload pix of when u arrive MMA next

I'm addicted to my wife's baby bump. I can't touch it 400times in a day. The feeling when my baby kick my hand is priceless...

My grandmum used to tell me to apply ear wax on a developing boil. I have not a boil in 20yrs....sh*t works like zithromax!

Okay, so after all of these, will they still wear bullet proof agbada or are the cars/SUVs bomb-proof? They are deceiving themselves, when it's time they shall all be caught, killed and buried in bullet-proof coffins!

Ladies,

If u do all these and it's still black, please dont wear spagh!

Thanks

Jobless old men chatting away their future on BBM like they are in MAULAG!

if u pass 3mainland bridge,please add pepper spray and screw driver 2 dt list!

Sooooooooo lukin 4ward 2 fatherhood!

who are these razz people talking abour the foul smell? Havent u guys heard of odourless garlic??

I tap into ur blessing Wiz. Young age, great wealth......AMEN!

No. U look like alabi yellow, just with thicker lips.