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Politics / Re: A Nairalander With Gov. Aliyu Wamakko Of Sokoto State by Damojo: 4:59pm On Sep 06, 2013
Where's the Nairalander, the plaque?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslims Touch Their Chest After Exchanging Handshake??? by Damojo: 4:56pm On Sep 06, 2013
Exactly! Especially the Hausas, the same hand the use to rinse their dirty abunnas without using hand sanitizers.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Bus Drivers Use Cocaine - Fashola by Damojo: 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2013
Hahahahahahahahaha. Except there's cocaine in Shekpe and Jedi, where dem wan see money?

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Religion / Re: Lords Chosen Members Cannot Feed Themselves While Pastor Lazarus Lives Big !! by Damojo: 3:02pm On Sep 06, 2013
May God forgive me but most of them even smell in that their luminous jersey sef. I'm always tempted to kill them when i'm driving on Apapa expressway on Sundays.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Arrested & Ordered To Do Frog Jump - Endtime Magazine by Damojo: 8:34am On Sep 06, 2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Can't believe I opened this thread in a meeting and I almost choked from laffta.

Thank u OP, ur source of joy shall not go dry.

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Romance / Re: What Did You Miss Doing As A Bachelor? by Damojo: 9:24am On Sep 05, 2013
I miss touring the world without having to bother about ticket for wife and kids.
I miss watching going to amala joints at Shitta
I miss the lap dance from stripolos at Ikeja
More and more things............
Health / Re: Akudaiya(re-incarnation).......how True Is It? by Damojo: 5:14pm On Sep 04, 2013
OP, are u an akudaya? Just kidding.

I believe in Akudaya sha, Cossy and Karen Igho r examples.
Nairaland / General / Re: *555*1*pin#...was It True The 1 Stand For 1naira Given To Obasanjo, Then... by Damojo: 4:01pm On Sep 04, 2013
Omo, na true oooooooooooooo. Since I heard, I have been using *555*PIN to load my MTN card. I'm sure Baba Iyabo has lost about 500naira from my end
Health / Re: Nigeria Has 1 Pharmacist To 12,000 Citizens by Damojo: 2:39pm On Sep 04, 2013
Foolish people. Who told them all the registered pharmacists are practising?

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures Of Cossy Orjiakor At Startimes Vchannel Event by Damojo: 1:31pm On Sep 04, 2013
The way she's looking down at the guy's...in the 1st pic and the way she held the microphone in the 3rd pic......................BITCHLY PRICELESS!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Dammy Krane, Get Brand New Car From His Mum by Damojo: 1:25pm On Sep 04, 2013
This is just logical and these blog owners need to always verify their news.

If she wanted to get him a car, did she have to wait for him to come to US before doing so? Is he going to drive it there? She could have shipped it to Nigeria for him to clear and drive

It's obvious the guy has made arrangements for the car to be bought before now, he's prolly just sampling it now and making it seem like the mum bought it for him. He just wanna prove the HATERS wrong that his mum has been standed in US for 10years as reported by Linda Ikeji
Romance / Re: Guys: Can You Marry Any Of These Girls (pic) by Damojo: 10:19am On Sep 04, 2013
U guys should be deceiving urselves oh. What's the difference between these gehs and ur church gehs that sing like doves in church but suck ponron like osanles
Family / Re: After Getting Married, What Did You Stop Doing? by Damojo: 6:27pm On Sep 03, 2013
ireneidiva:
Lhasa is a nice name! Lol

Lhasa apso! Google it!!

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Family / Re: After Getting Married, What Did You Stop Doing? by Damojo: 5:30pm On Sep 03, 2013
My love for pets. She won't allow my Lhasa spend a night in the house since we got married. The poor dog is feeling like an outcast in my vet's place without bigger dogs.....SAD!

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Phones / Re: Why The Great Price Crash On BB Z10? by Damojo: 9:53am On Sep 03, 2013
The phone is an over-rated Bold 5, buy it @ ur own risk!
Celebrities / Re: Marrying Ayo Adesanya Is Like Boarding A One Chance Vehicle-Ex Husband Laments by Damojo: 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2013
How can u board a 'one chance' vehicle when u are a 'one chance' driver?

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Nairaland / General / Re: FUNNY BUT TRUE: 40 Things You Never Knew!!! by Damojo: 4:34pm On Sep 02, 2013
Front page when u quoted someone's efforts without reference/source.
Celebrities / Re: Davido With Femi Otedola And Dangote At His Sister's Wedding In Miami by Damojo: 4:01pm On Sep 02, 2013
That man in white looks like he was exhumed to come and take the picture.

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Health / Re: The Worst Sickness You Ever Had? by Damojo: 3:58pm On Sep 02, 2013
Priapism until i went for blood test and they saw OSOMO and ALOMO in my full blood count

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Politics / Re: Us President Barack Obama As You Have Never Seen Before! (pics) by Damojo: 1:33pm On Sep 02, 2013
That picture of the guy with the stick looks like Bush saying; 'Is that the bloody AMERIKENYAN' that wants to be the 1st black president?
Health / Re: NEWS: Doctors Protest Non-payment Of 7months Salary Arrears (PICTURES) by Damojo: 1:30pm On Sep 02, 2013
7months So by the time they pay, Osibogun would have made huge profit from the fixed deposit. God help this country.

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Celebrities / Re: Karen Igho Robbed Last Night by Damojo: 12:11pm On Sep 02, 2013
They stole ur phone and left ur silicon intact? Lucky u!
Entertainment / Re: CONGRATS: As Dammy Krane And Mum Re-unioned After 10 Years by Damojo: 12:09pm On Sep 02, 2013
So he's Binta Ayo Mogaji's son?
Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martin Flaunts His 'state Of The Art' Cars And Houses by Damojo: 12:07pm On Sep 02, 2013
One foolish hypocrite will soon come and say 'VANITY UPON VANITY'....
Family / Re: Wow!!!! My Friend Picked My Call In The Middle Of Sex by Damojo: 8:00am On Aug 30, 2013
Mschewwwwwww. Big a$$, small brain.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye- "I Did Not Visit The Strip Club by Damojo: 6:33pm On Aug 28, 2013
That's Ebuka na
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Posts Photos From A Strip Club In Atlanta (18+) by Damojo: 5:47pm On Aug 28, 2013
So this guy visited ONYX and he got carried away with booty? Doesnt he have 2kids and one is about 5yrs old? So when the kid starts masturbating at 12yrs old, who will he blame? He should better just frame this pix and put it in his house so he can be fully held responsible for his actions.

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Politics / Re: PM News Called Taraba State Governor Dambaba A Zombie by Damojo: 5:31pm On Aug 28, 2013
Is he not?
Health / Re: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by Damojo: 4:57pm On Aug 28, 2013
Using alabakun and schweppes can reduce the chances of getting pregnant after unprotected sex.

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