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U pple shld stop ds rough play oh. U want Aigboje to commit suicide? Sum1 dt has been calling himself the next CBN guvnor!

And they will stillpay them oh. Meanwhile my frnd dts a Sen Reg in Luth willb working full-time @ Reddington during d strike. Omoooooooo!

OP, why take the credit for another man's sweat?

U copied this article from www.diarybyemmy.com and u couldnt quote your source?

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uba okeke:
Don't be a dumb ass. Dat wasn't an aventador.. Can't u spot the difference. Well u no car person so I can't even have this talk wit ya.

Be careful!

Tolexander: Maybe the Snake wan give the man bl0wj0b!

Picture of the bitten d1ck or it didn't happen?

U nor c d ponron the pic? d tin still dey d snake mouth naaaa, look well.

scipher: ode

I usually don't insult people but this got me at the wrong time so i would.

May God punish ur entire generation for calling me 'an ode'. U shall never know peace and U will die a wretched bastard. Oloriburuku, ur mum should have given ur dad BJ so u end up as an inactive sperm

bleeping slowpoke. U shall not live long!!!!

How can it be brand new when they have used it for 3videos in Naija music already?

Orezi-Rihanna

Dem be like dKardashians!

Tag the pictures or it never happened.

Op, so na u b d beggar wey dey beg d geh4 pic 4 Raddison blu ds nite? Shame on u, u embarrassed urself ds nite sha. Didn't know dgeh was Linda. D way u were happy, I tot it was Mary, mother of Jesus!

Yes. If she get fallopian tube 4 mouth.

Foolish question!

So he's the formal captain, who is the informal captain?

Willgates: the girl for the pix dey use wrapper as sanitary pad?

hahahahahahahahaa, God punish U. I just poured coffee on myself while laffing at this comment.

Thanks for making my Friday, Jah bless!

All MOOSLEEM-initiated turmoil! Religion of piss!!

small time na to see 'Strikingly resemblance between Idowuogbo and Zeal'

I will blame PDP 4 it!

If u put ear wax on a growing boil, it disappears immediately!

1st u gotta be a bank, then u gotta invest in the bank. investing in a bank as a banker makes u an investment banker. i hope u dont understand?!

Man of God or GOD of man?

Nigerians shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, dey can buy anytin 2nd hand....even toothbrush!

Time to buy jerry cans in Ibadan and re-sell in Enugu

My lhasa apso doesnt like to stay/sleep in his cute kernel again, he barks all night if i try it. He would rather stay outside, within the veranda like a real watchdog.

omonla555: I am a shapeless Orobo, please what do I wear?

G-string and spandex

Wankstar....self-service-STAR

It depends on how neat your wife is.

My wife knows i have serious OCD so she became super-clean when she took in. She also became sexier with the bigger b00bs and curvier hips. We used to have s3x everynight till the day she went into labour. I remember us laffing about it one time that my dick would make the baby's head oblong cos it was touching the cranium, but alas, the womb is thicker than any tissue in the body.