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Cantonese:
Always looking clueless and yet he's the King. Always looking clueless and he is royalty. Always looking clueless, yet one of the richest on Earth. Always looking clueless and yet his CV is very intimidating. Always looking clueless and yet you are not the mate of either of his sons.

Go school learn una no go gree. To write jagbajantis English no be to literate. See as your sense come reach.

davidtemi:
Dis one go blame his creator laslas

Na lie, it's not Saudi Arabia

Deborah200299:
Update
https://www.nairaland.com/7420968/ran-away-home-sister#118190245

I just posted a response on that thread. I don't know who the good Samaritans is but I would advice you let a human rights agency handle this for good. This Naija wey we dey now ehn.

Deborah200299:
We are doing great thanks . The rent, feeding and other expenses are covered by a very good samaritan

That's dangerous, good Samaritans are not always good nowadays. You should have rather contacted HUMAN RIGHTS agencies

Deborah200299:
Good morning everyone, I want to report my mum for abusing my 12 years old step sister both physical, verbal and emotional and I don't like it because she didn't ask to be born from a married man. My dad caused it and she should abuse him not her.

I don't even know why she is treating the dog who cheated on her nicely while the innocent girl is suffering for his mistakes. My younger brothers 13 and 15 are also copying her and they have started to abuse her too.

Tears has become her foods and I am tired of my mum abusing the innocent girl. Yesterday, she strangled her just because she didn't wash my younger brother white jeans properly and I lost respect for her. I have insulted her for the first time in my life even though she hit me but I don't care I have to save my sister. She is my birth mother but I will not support her. I don't care if she rots in jail because she doesn't deserve the title mum.

If you know any human rights in Uyo please let me know.

We will be waiting for update

Romanoff:
Isn't our God a good God?

Isn't this a sign to leave the Egyptian's camp and join the Israelites?

Is it untill all the plagues befalls una?

Forget that thing, kogi jazz no be here o

Mom007:
Sweet potatoe is in season now... Stock up and enjoy!

It gets spoilt if you overstock

Lanretoye:
That's 2400 children daily,very soon una children too go begin die.

Don't mind the nonsense report. If that's how children die, all the children in people's neighborhood should die in less than one year.
That's how they reported that Lagos is the second most unlivable city in the world, Lagos wey people they rush enter everyday. Rubbish report.

There is fire on the mountain

doctore212:
For me na olosho wey dey my street me I dey reason to marry.


Atleast she dey give me free nacks when I no get money

Apparently your reason for marriage is for sex. Don't worry you'll get the one that will satisfy you but don't come here to scream cheating if she has other customers she satisfies or WHAT DO YOU EXPECT from a SEX GIVER.

femo86:

Let me know If you don see one abeg

You're not likely to EASILY find in Lagos, Calabar, Port Harcourt, Abuja, Benin, Asaba , Warri etc, but believe me, you can try osogbo, Akure and some other TOWNS where standard of living is low or you can target NOBLE FAMILIES where ladies were PROPERLY brought up. You met a random lady in Lagos who's here to look for money and you happy say you don find wife, my laff dey laff you.

Erums:
Lord knows.. I have done thrusting for an hoyr and 30 mins... I naturally last minimum 45 to 50 mins on thrust.. Bt on this psrticular day.. My guys were arund and we wnt to drink... I took black bullet and climax.... Lord see pounding... I fear my seff that day..... Infact my bae toto hot that day... She dey begg.... Calling my name..... After i cum like dis... Na so she fall helplessly... I eas like waht the mata she said my body is hot.. My pussy is burning �... I was like let me pet it... She shift say nooo... Its too sensitive at the monent... Since then na respect to my name....

Since den if i meet a new catch and banging do set... Na togo drink black bullet kpelu climax or power horss.... The toto they always red and dem go just fall in love...

No girl fit collect my level no wan put me for keeps.... And i turn them emotionally so dem go fill the passion

So 45 i dey run am on a natural note..... Bt no b all girls fit take am

My 2 piece

Hope say the bullet don clear for your eye. Be killing yourself cos of toto.

obembet:
I disagree with you dear. Everybody have past.

Please don't ruin this thread, thread is for people like us who are not interested in ladies whose lack of self control has already ruined their future. I don't want any lady who'll start telling me to use prick enlargement cream to be able to satisfy her.

abbeyfel:
This foolishness spew here is first class! Hisses...

The guy dey vex

TenQ:
Some girls have flat stomach ehn!
I know a girl who carried a 9month old pregnancy before she was discovered. She did everything she was expected to do. The stomach was almost as flat as a virgin. She gave birth 5 days after she was discovered. She had planned to give birth to the baby and dump him at the gates of the motherless children home

There was a lady in the Bq I lived when I was serving. It was when she gave birth that we began to wonder when she got pregnant. That's someone we were seeing everyday.

samintegrity:
I want to agree with this comment, My Honda element gasket got burnt.

Changed the gasket and the SUV never remained the same again.

First, it sounds a bit louder than before...
Now am getting some strange whistling sound from engine

The engine is just whistling for now ABI, you need to wait until it enter studio and start singing proper.

kbower:
Bro the deed is done already, for the visa procedure we had to make her the applicant, cos women are attended to faster and guaranteed to be given visa. I definitely feel something that I dont know but only suspicious of is going on there judging from the incidences that happened, but then man go sojunu.

The way your police wants to catch thief is not the right way to go about it. You're following the thief upandan to see if she will steal something, oga thieves don't steal that way. You have suspected something, you have to go about it in a way that the thief will not suspect that you're tracking her. Calm down and get yourself to the UK. How will my wife be comfortable around a man that COULD SAY that her arse is BIG. That statement VEX ME on your behalf but be calm and find your way to the UK.

HardBishop:
Is you that's displaying maximum potent of stupidity. It seems you don't know what marriage is all about. Lies, trickery are all part of what western marriages entails. Remove children and sex, I don't see anything valuable marrying a WOMAN

Calm down Mr. Man, the guy is telling you the truth. You're letting your heart control you instead of YOUR BRAIN. No woman is worth dying over. Your objectives in life is what should be paramount, I learnt that very early in life. Stamp your authority but focus more on your GOALS/TARGET. If you let the woman wahala take over your heart, you may end up harming her and end up in jail. But if you focus on your goals, you'll achieve them and throw the bitch where she belongs at the end of the day. NO GO LET WOMAN MATTER GIVE YOU BP o.

snipernigga:
Mine is Folashade pussy. Up till now, I cannot explain the taste

Baba werey, continue to lick pussy ehn since it's super yogo or ice cream.

I was in Primary 3 or 4 at the time. My Mum packaged rice in my food flask to eat at school. I always wondered why they cook rice with salt so I took sugar to school and mixed ENOUGH of it with the rice. Behold, I could only take 1 spoon from that cuisine, I threw the remaining away. I still remember the hunger that day today. Returning home from school, I had to walk about 5-6 kilometres under the scorching sun to our house without food in my belly.

dre11:
The United States Embassy earlier this week issued a security alert on elevated risk of terror attacks in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja....





https://dailytrust.com/terror-threat-real-reason-us-raised-red-flag

The funny thing about life is, people don't value warnings until it happens. Since the days of Adam and Eve.

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