₦airaland Forum

PerfectStranger:
Man U will win the league this season. I bet my ball.s

Hope you don born all your children finish because your balls are gone already. Today match is just for goal difference.

omoelesa:
Man u,the most useless club, in the history of mankind.

Why you dey vex like this?

I just wan come observe

This woman na just ashawo, forget all the boyfriend thing.

callme9mm:
They shaved your head with hoe and didn’t even bother applying cream after shaving

Forget it. I went to Addo market to buy yam the other day, the one they called #2k for me is just a little bit bigger than this one or the same size sef, I price am #1200 but the woman no gree. I put my money for pocket waka comot, she no even call me back.

Romanoff:
New yam is cheaper than old yam. They shaved your head but na very small. The yam no spos pass 1k.

Yam don cost O

Nwaomaah:
And 1.4 billion was used to buy cars for Niger

Buhari na werey. God go judge that guy. I don't know d difference between Buhari and Abacha. They imported and armed bandit/Fulani herdsmen from Niger, Senegal and Libya to be killing Nigerians

LIVE08:
Too Bad, She has destroyed the life of the boy sexually which might affect him in the future.

She should face the right justice.

Wetin she destroy, mind yourself O.

Deji is Davido's father. Good one. He's not poor. Even before starting his own university, Babcock university will never forget the money Deji adeleke pumped and still pumping into that school.

Rest on Oloogunebi, Ajinese!!!

Fadafada231:
Alright thank you, I'll take her to different hospital to ascertain her status.

SMH, You don't sound like a serious fellow. Not sure you're in that relationship for any other thing aside séx

Truvelisback:
So, what should one eat in order for one not to experience this?

1. Avoid regular intake of junks and fatty foods.
2. Don't eat too late into the night. You should be done with dinner by 7pm. Anything thereafter should be Fruits.
3. Avoid lying down or sleeping immediately after eating, it slows digestion and sometimes cause fermentation of food in the stomach. You can rest your back.
4. Fast regularly, at least once a weak. When you fast, wastes in your body redigest and you pass them out of your body.
5. IF YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT TO FAST, Once in a while, ensure you go to toilet b4 you eat breakfast.

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Am only interested in how you make 30-40k with your phone weekly

Datboredberri:
Awful... Nearly everyone in church these days are hypocrites... Pretentious, self-righteous human beings...

It's either an assumption or youve decided to have that crowd mentality as well. You decided to believe this because it's a general believe that all church girls are bad girls. There's a saying also that you're only likely to find a good girl in church on other days apart from Sunday.

What did you people expect aboke to say. That's where she gets her daily bread. Even if Nigerians are being slaughtered daily by their boss, they'll support him, they're more interested in the money they're making.

EmiDon11:
pls why do you like bashing nigerian girls?
What do u gain in it?

He's saying the truth, leave am.

Ah, Njibuta

UDOKABESTLUV:
A Teacher at a primary school in Aleto-Eleme, Rivers State has shared photos of the dresses her female pupils made with needle and thread as part of their class craft, Reports.

Angel Robinson Posted the Photos on Nigerian Teachers Facebook Group, As Sighted By On Saturday, July 2, 2022.

"My heart is broken. will really miss my wonderful pupils. I am relocating to Lagos to join my husband. I taught them how to make these with thread and needle. Our class craft. I will really miss them." she wrote

You may have a job on ground already even before getting to Lagos if you'll be living on the Island

Das1mama:
Good evening to all great men, women, boys and girls in Nairaland.
without wasting your precious time i will cut the long story short; as the topic stated, I just got a job in a pure water factory as a Driver, after much interaction and oral interview with the manager of the factory and gave me two options to accept either he will be paying me 15k per month or in every sale I made per bag that i will be earning #4. and aside from the salary he promised of giving me #200 everyday to serve as a meal, so out of curiosity I accepted the second option which is #4 per bag... pls which is more preferable, #15k monthly or #4 per bag sold? thanks and remain blessed. Note: Am to resume on Monday.

This vacancy is on the ISLAND in Lagos:

**DRIVER NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT*

*FREE ACCOMMODATION*

*SALARY: #40K*

*PLS CALL: 07062648880*

franchasofficia:
Funny enough when Igbos respond, you all will hide and start screaming they are too insulting, they hate Yoruba, they should leave Lagos. But now that you Tinubu urchins are spewing hatred on Igbo related thread, its fun and cool.



Most of you are just suffering from generational poverty and perpetual idleness caused by your beloved Nigerian criminal leaders, so I no go blame una sha



On Governor Ikpeazu matter, every honest Nigerian know that the generality of Igbos dislike him and others like him, including Rochas, Ohakim, Orji Kanu, Theodore Orji, Hope Uzodinma and co but unfortunately such useless politicians are taking advantage of the corrupt Nigerian electoral system to clinch on to power in the East and making Southeast a laughing stock and reason IPOB had been agitating for an independent state of Biafra where Igbos can make their own strict laws and transparent electoral system to ensure only credible leaders are elected and if by mistake foolish leaders get elected first time, that they do not take advantage of the corrupt system to remain in power but when Igbos make attempt to leave you guys will start attacking and hauling insults at them still.



God of justice and equity, the nature that sees every man's heart will reward you all for all your evil wishes and unjust gangup against the people of Southeastern Nigeria!

If they hate Yoruba, its their personal headache. We don't feel anything. If you like call Yoruba any name, na pain E dey pain you say we pass you as you're all scattered all over Yorubaland looking for what to eat like scavengers. When you're tired of running your frustrated mouth and entertaining us with that awkward language that's doesn't even sound good for comedy, you'll go to your house and rest.

MrHighSea:
I've a job that can pay him at least twice of that. There's a lodge sef. But who to TRUST.

Abeg help the guy but make sure you just put an eye. Sometimes you wonder what he's been doing 11 years since he graduated from university. Many things running through man's mind but help if you can.

zedegit:
This thought keeps me awake at night. I was thinking I am extravagant o. If #10k is my hands, it disappears before 2 weeks.

Baba o.

Lol, #10k dey hardly stay my hand for 10 days

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I noticed that rich men or men who have made it and living fine usually show on their belly. Their belly would look big. I would love mine to be that way but not when i am a Broke ass Nigga. A girl saw me today and exclaimed that my tommy has gotten big ooo, that i am really enjoying. I wasn't cool with the compliment because i never blow( i still be hustler) and my belle no suppose big. If i don blow or make am, and she told me that, i would be cool with it. Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Mukina2.

It lack of self discipline. Go check the richest guys in the world, from Elon musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Obama, Biden, Putin to our Dangote, Otedola, Alakija etc. Only few of them have big belly. It's lack of willingness to discipline your mouth or stomach. Gene is also a factor but once you understand your Gene, you should control the things you eat ESPECIALLY if you're rich.

Mogajunior:
Good day sir. Please I am a job seeker residing in Lagos state. I would appreciate if you can help me secure a job here. Thank you.

There are several jobs that will give you accommodation sef. Where do you stay in Lagos?

Archworld:
If you have a smart phone and you are not ashame, you don't need this job
I distribute POS nationwide and most of my sales are from marketers . They earn commission from each sales and here you are intending to depend on 15k/month. My brother put your brain to work.
Some of my marketers earn 60-90k per month just buy using their phone to share my promotional materials

Apart from mine, there are so many things I believe you can learn from the comment here. Plan your life and get started. Stop enslaving yourself

What's the details of this job?

Kindness218:
Where is your location? I have a driving job of 40k per month, with accommodation. 3 people to 1 room

OP needs to contact this person. Na which state you dey?

HeavenVGate:
O GA Ooo! Just got my eyes wet about this. Send me your bank details bro.

God bless you

Das1mama:
bachelor degree in biology at benue state university. 2011 second class lower 2.2.

#15k a month for a university graduate. This is suffering. Problem is if you guys find your way to Lagos that the government worked so hard to make the state an investment destination, you'll start thinking of how to vote out that government. Hopefully, you'll have a good Government in Kogi state one day.I wish that God will give you a better job to do Sha.

NEIGHBOUR:
God!!! Can't believe this!!!���

Omo, that's suffering.

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