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Dew04:
YoungandDepress: let's chat, okay?

Why you dey shadow d guy nah. You women of nowadays dont know more than sleeping around with boys

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The church is marching on and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Wiseandtrue:
A coward response from Iran!!!

Did the late general kill US citizens or not

Was he planning to kill more or not

It's the citizens I pity because these leaders children will be well hidden or even sent out of the country to a peaceful zone.

Yeye people

Forget nonsense, America will look for their children

2special:
They will go to a Christian university and be causing problems there after accepting the rules and regulations before admission.

Don't mind them,Hypocrites

TheSourcerer:
I'm never having children

The kain devil wey dey control people nowadays ehn.All in d name of civilization, are you d first to be civilised?

Dereformer:
Yoruba/Hausa girls, yes. They are very cheap.

Igbo girls, no. They are assets and expensive.

Joke of the decade. Igbo girls, assets? For where you hear say Olosho na asset?

henriettttta:
Shut up.. I can see why your brain is dense, you can't even make a correct sentence.
Can u even read that thing you wrote up there?
Evil man, what happened to that girl will surely happen to someone you know. Ewu!

See the way youve been insulting Ewu, anuofia etc. You people like insulting a lot instead of facing the facts presented to you and address it. Throwing insult is a trick used by losers to divert attention from the main issue being discussed.

OgunLaakaye:
Okay!

We need 5000 more churches in Nigeria

That is our success story, the church wouldn't stop until the whole world becomes a church. The government shouldn't stop providing infrastructure until all infrastructures are in place and in top conditions. Everyone has His/Her purpose of existence, there's a reason why we have government, there's a reason for churches, so what's your own purpose of existence,I pray you discover and maximize it in Jesus name.

Atouke:
Ikot Ekpene LGA, wears the crown of the most beautiful and serene local government Headquarters that's is not a state capital in Nigeria.

Its difficult to find an LGA which does not double as a state capital this beautiful outside of this city.

Ikot ekpene is fast developing and has a rich history of being the first experimental local government area council of British west Africa.
This is where the colonialist started the local government experiment in west Africa.

You can watch a brief video of the city here!

Town looks beautiful.

OgunLaakaye:
"This was despite the fact that we only received the instruction to plant 5,000 churches from God in January 2019"




Oyedepo is a comedian


Even God himself knows Nigeria does not need a church but factories, hospitals, equipped security and schools.


If God really told him to plant 5000 more churches in Nigeria, then that God must be Ogun Laakaye.

Their calling is to SPREAD THE GOSPEL. The government's duty is to provide factories,hospitals,infrastructure, schools. But even as it is they are even doing what the government is supposed to do for the government. A government that collects TAX which is COMPULSORY. Take away the input of the CHURCH from education in Nigeria, you'll be left with ZERO. Public schools, and other public institutions are nothing to write him about just avenues for stealing by public officials.

DonFreshmoney:
6,000 Nigerians or 6,000 aliens... Where did the people you employed come from?? What state? 6,000 people and many are still unemployed.. rubbish

And your government cannot pay ordinary 30k minimum wage. Government that collects TAX o. Church that gets only VOLUNTARY donations is doing all of this without BILLING anybody.

NwaAmaikpe:




Was her son truly a Yahoo boy?
If no, then that's the problem with my people in Benin City.

Someone that is not into Yahoo will dress like a Yahoo kingpin so that someone who does not know someone who knows him will accord him the respect of someone who has 'touched' money.

Go to Siluko and Upper Sakponba and see boys who have never even been approached to join a cult, flaunt cult colours like they are Excos.

Go to Asotime and see girls whose brezz are fallen and downtrodden wear iron bras that will make you think their brezz are standing firmer than the rock of Gibraltar.

In a city where stereotypical profiling is the order of the day, why will anyone willingly assume false identities that jeopardizes their chances of living in peace knowing that profiling is the modus operandi of our overly extrajudicial SARS?

How much did you buy this your NEW SENSE?

englishmart:
Household, not church. It's plain English, no need for holy Spirit's interpretation. It's telling you how to spend your tithes, not what to do with your entire produce

HOUSEHOLD because those people were themselves A CHURCH at the time. The entire Children of Israel we're God's people and at the time didn't really have buildings where they visited to worship hence the term "place". It got to a time it was called " Zion", the church of the First Born (ie Jesus).its what we call "Churches" these days. And there are still prophecies about the terms "Place", " Household", "House", " Zion", "Church" that is being fulfilled now. "And I will dwell in the HOUSE OF THE LORD, FOREVER (Psalm 23)". Nowadays, we're beginning to see churches build cities like the redemption camp, winners canaancity where people school,work, DWELL and of course WORSHIP GOD.

MJBOLT:

why dont you show us proof/facts that your god created those things

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Miracles happen EVERYDAY and especially in Nigeria.They are RAW proofs of God's existence and that HE'S doing NEW THINGS all the time.

Now go check google, encarta, encyclopedia and any other source you can think of to back up your claims that God DOESN'T EXIST and He didn't create those things.

MJBOLT:

gradually people will wake up and realise religion is a scam and there is no god anywhere.

You said there's no God and you're feeling on top of the world
1. is it America that created the air you're breathing?
2. is it kainji dam that generated the water bodies of the world. Oceans, seas, rivers etc.
3. The sea and land animals. where did they come from?
4. Have you wondered how a mixture of gas(the cloud) is able to hold all matter on earth in place and not allow to just pass through it.
5.And the other NUMEROUS planets, is it Albert Einstein or Michael Faraday that created them. I have more questions for you anyway.

But until you answer these ones accurately with facts, I feel what you need is to be EDUCATED on who God really is, but not doubt HIS existence. Doubting his existence could prove to be very fatal for you.

Chef2000:
I don't know why but I keep seeing this guy in my dreams, though we were so close when he was alive (we usually go to set trap for bushmeat when the two of us return to the village when he was alive)

Before his death (a truck hit him and he died at the spot) I had a dream and I saw the two of us walking on the road, I hit my feet on a stone and fell down and he was unable to lift me up and I was asking him to lift me up but he was unable.

He died in June 2018 since then I have been having dreams about him which I do forget immediately I woke up.

But last week, I saw the two of us clearing weed in a farm and this morning I had another dream where we (his junior bro and my elder bro) were laughing and joking together, eating and drinking together.... he later went and wore my clothe in the dream, he wore the inner side of the clothe..

Could this be a message or a coincidence.

Death is knocking on your door. You need to go for Fasting and prayers at a strong prayer mountain

RapistOnBail:
I love watching Rape scenes in porn. I am Rape fetish. I am weird.

O n shiere

enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

Eranko, you dey even calculate the year and month. why didn't you add the number of days and the hours that you've not cheated on her so that everything will be complete. You and your girlfriend are fornicators as long as you're not married to each other.

uruba23:
The fact still remains someone had the key to your apartment, just do your self a favour change the key engine , get a new set of keys.

And don't forget to tell the police you suspect ur landlord or anybody who may have duplicated keys to your room.

fraymite:
So because China is oppressing Hong Kong, some people are calling China. But when the same China oppresses I
Uygor Muslims, they said China is doing the right thing. What a double standard from Nigerians

Its not double standard. If God punish disobedient/devil children,its the right thing. And if God decides to reward His obedient children,He's also a faithful God. His action towards you is determined by the kind of person you are.

PheelzAlmighty:
Inside life


Nigeria is not the worst, I repeat Nigeria is not the worst country on Earth..

And you think hong Kong is worse than Nigeria? You must be high on something. Like you're over enjoying Christmas.

ok,let them do their thing. Ghod will do His own.

Nnaa, with her grand bweast

portune:
What should I do about this? I am gainfully employed. Gives her 60k for house upkeep. I buy bulk thinks like yam , rice, oil tomato etc. She locks shop on me always. I need your thoughts on this pls.

Always giving excuses. At night, "I am tired". In the morning, "go work abeg others have left and making money and you are here looking for who to ram."

Even few moments I press her to it she will insult me sotee my prick falls down.

Love this post, na the "insult sotee prick falls down" part I like O

portune:
What should I do about this? I am gainfully employed. Gives her 60k for house upkeep. I buy bulk thinks like yam , rice, oil tomato etc. She locks shop on me always. I need your thoughts on this pls.

Always giving excuses. At night, "I am tired". In the morning, "go work abeg others have left and making money and you are here looking for who to ram."

Even few moments I press her to it she will insult me sotee my prick falls down.

All of you marrying non-virgins. The moment you can't satisfy her sexually, another man will sex her.Women love orgasm more than anything in this world. A woman can KILL her husband for a man that satisfies her sexually.

Am inviting you to join CYFANN (Christian Youths For A New Nigeria) on WhatsApp.
https:///CDCbMAXTxzn4rRues2RXkF
As much as some people have tried in the past to put an end/ or save this nation called Nigeria in the past (e.g Fela, Gani Fawehinmi, Nnamdi KANU, Saro wiwa to mention just a few), they were either frustrated, arrested or killed. This is because the demonic forces holding down Nigeria is too strong and Nigeria cannot be freed by ANY HUMAN ABILITY.
1 SAM 2:9 SAYS He will keep the feet of his saints, and the wicked shall be silent in darkness; FOR BY STRENGTH SHALL NO MAN PREVAIL.
We can only silent the wicked in Nigeria by doing it the way of CHRIST.
Sowoore also tried to move for freedom of Nigerians recently bbut we all saw what the government did to him. They knew long before Sowoore that respite is coming to Nigerians and just like herod tried to kill the baby Jesus,they are doing everything to silence anybody that stands up to challenge their UNHIDDEN hatred and annihilation of Christians. Join us on WhatsApp today.