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Gregory77:
True facts! Op

Loyalblak007:
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DanceVille:
1.IGBO GIRLS:
There must be plenty money, and less or no sex, she abandons you immediately a rich suitor comes calling....."Importer and Exporter thing"..
EDO GIRLS:
Will love and take care of you with her money, hoping one day, you will travel overseas and be rich.After Two years, and no plan is forth coming, she will dump your sorry ass, oh, I forgot .....lots of sex will be involved.
YORUBA GIRLS:
They love you with their body, soul and heart.Whether you are rich or poor, that's not their business.They will continue to support you even though you aint making progress.If a suitor comes around, majority will reject him and stick with you.Money is not their problem, but love.
Oh, plenty sex is guaranteed(well not all of them will give you sha).
TIV GIRLS:
Oh my God.From the first day of the relationship, be preparing for a break up.If you don't drink, smoke or club....You're a loser.They won't deny you of sex, but don't deny them money...unless you wanna share your girlfriend with a Politician(sugar daddy).If you're lucky, some may love you.
IDOMA GIRLS:
They're widely known as heartbreakers.Oh, you must prove your love 100% to them and expect little love from them.They love and hate sex, depending on the one you chose.You must also have money, but that's not a solid criteria.Lest I forget, be prepared to be used as an "Emotional Balancer".
HAUSA/KANURI/FULANI GIRLS:
Chai, they will start discussing marriage from the first week of the relationship.They love so foolishly, that they can sacrifice their comforts to you.They don't need your money.Most of them have rich parents and relatives.They want to have you as their Kings, while you treat them as Queens, sex is not a problem...
IGALA GIRLS:
Money and love goes hand in glove.They love for real, but you must have money.They tend to associate themselves with your everyday life.They give limited sex.
NUPE GIRLS:
They are very shy, lovely and caring.They don't know if money is existing, but am not sure if you will have sex as you desire.They are sometimes called "Wife materials".
IKWERRE GIRLS:
Na wa oo....Money is number one on their agendas.With money by your side, you will experience the kind of love you only dream of.I must warn you, there's a high probability you will lose your girlfriend at any given time.They are naturally attracted to the so called "Highest bidders".Unlike the Igbo girls, they give sex freely provided money is flowing freely....lolzz.
URHOBO/IJAW/ISOKO/ITSEKIRI GIRLS:
Hmmm, they are possessive and jealous.They love for real, even if you have little money.They have this belief "Money will come".They are vulnerable to "common low marriage"....a marriage where man and a woman lives together because she had an unwanted pregnancy.Sex is not a problem as long as you're faithful.
CALABAR/OGOJA GIRLS:
Chai chai, sex from the first day of the relationship is highly guanranteed.They present themselves as slaves to you, they derive joy in seeing their boyfriends getting satisfied sexually and "FooDilly".Popular opinion thinks these people don't like money, but I bet you....there's time whem money will be an issue.
Feel free to add your Guys..
Bashing and comments are also welcome..
DanceVille...

DanceVille:
Men have been fallen victim to the deception of make-up that women put on.Make up is a norm and an essential for women but a good make up artiste can make a woman look extremely different than she looks which usually tends to deceive men into thinking they are what they are not.


**MY EXPERIENCE**
My ex-girlfriend was a dancer and I learned a shitton about how fake women are by dating her.
We rehearzed together for about Two months in the Krump dance studio and we both went to rehearzal every rehearzal day.She make use of those make-up stuffs, butt pad, apply pounds of thick foundation, false eye lashes, and a padded bra....."That some girls here also make use of, I thought she was well packaged without knowing all these packages were faked....smh!
There was a day I went to her parent's hnuse, where she resides, just to wish her happy birthday, because I wanna make it a suprise for her.I knocked at the front door, I heard her voice asking "Who is that?" but I didn't respond.She came to the door for opening and I saw her damn ugly face smiling towards me and her bad body figures(Tiny boobs and small butt).I was like "OMG" , I'm I seeing a Ghost.I ran back to my Ville.
She called me after some couples of hour just to ask why I ran off from her, but I replied her, that she's been deceiving me all these days, by using of all those stuffs and make-up.She replied that, if she doesn't use these stuffs, Guys won't approach her.....I disconnected her off from the line.
From that day, she refuses to surface again for rehearzal at the studio....Since that day I said to myself that Mehn! Not everything that is Glitter is Gold ....Guys, girls are the master of deception...

Mhizkel:
I want kinglekan, kingtom, Danceville and 2dice to sing the chorus of 'You and i' by John Legend...

damseyl:
who told you we don't obey God's commandment

Mizdeee:
Thank you bro. We are managing

Mhizkel:
So you see, i'm right about that!

diddydiva:
wicked!!!

Mhizkel:
Pride! Some partners always expect one of them to do somethings first...Like calling, texting and visiting..The girl would be like 'i want him to call me first, i want him to text me first' :...The guy would also be like 'If she can't come to my house first, why should i go to hers? Afterall, i'm the guy here'.. With this, the relationship gets boring and breaking up, takes over!

Mhizkel:
Wish you same dearie! Happy workers day too

Cutehector:
hmm?

delishpot:
First topic that advices both men and women in relationship Unlike the small boys here that prefere to blame women for all their problems in life. Wow OP, well done.

midasbliss:
And a detector to know weda a guy is a virgin... tear rubber 4 tear rubber...

Mhizkel:
That student that always swallow papers after been caught by an examiner...Swallowing the paper would make no available evidence!

RobinHez:
the ones that always ask for answer sheets

Kendzyma:
Lol,u also forgot the 1nc that write the questions back into the ansa sheet with a little prayer and pleadings for the marker since dey don't no wat to write and wanna keep their pen moving like others.