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4) TIWA SAVAGE AND TUNDE BALOGUN’S CAKE
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3) STEPHANIE OKEREKE’S WEDDING CAKE
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2) 2FACE AND ANNIE IDIBIA’S WEDDING CAKES
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1) FUNKE AKINDELE AND EX-HUSBAND’S WEDDING CAKE
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All of you taking nonsense all in the name of catching fun;its better u look and pass quitely or u else u will cause the wrath of God upon yourself. It just an advice |
Yes ooo the annual prophetic gathering of believers all over the world is here again. Shiloh 2014, an event organized by Living Faith Church International will rock Canaanland Ota Ogun state Nigeria like fire from Tuesday the 9th of December to Saturday the 13th of December 2014. Shiloh 2014 Theme The theme for this prophetic event is Heaven on Earth. Joshua 18:1-3, “And the whole congregation of the children of Israel assembled together at Shiloh, and set up the tabernacle of the congregation there. And the land was subdued before them”. The live broadcast link will be communicated in due time.
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Pls I tried it but wasn't given...asked to change my plan...what plan are u using and how do I migrate? |
5) Samsung 85” UA85S9A Smart Hub LED Television: Price: N7, 500,000 What you get in return for the high price? -Exquisite design -Excellent sound -Open a new entertainment experience -New way to easily control -Support Wifi Direct Connect -Built-in wireless network adapter If you could afford it, would you buy a TV for #7 million?
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4) Sony 84 Inch | 84X9000 LED Television: Price: N5, 100,000 -84 Inch -4K Resolution -4K X-Reality PRO Picture Engine -Immersive Sound with S Force Front Surround Sound -Immersive 3D -Motionflow XR800 technology -SimulView
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3) Hisense 84 Inch 3D Television: Price: N2, 300,000 What you get in return for the high price? -84 Inch Screen -Ultra High Definition -Smart TV -Built-in WIFI -USB Digital Media Player
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2) LG Ultra HD 4K TV: Price: N2, 200,000 What you get in return for the high price? -84 Inch -Smart TV Powered By WEBOS -4K Ultra HD -Ultra Engine Pop Up Scaler -Twin HD Tuner -Magic Remote
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1) JVC 84 Inch | 3D LED Television : Price: N2,100,000 What you get in return for the high price? -84 Inch -3D UHD Android Smart 4.2 -WIFI -4 Pairs Of 3D Glasses -Face Recognition -Voice Recognition
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His last funny act in the public was dancing Gangnam in Ghana. Now,here is Nigeria's most connected former President Obasanjo Pictured above posing for camera infront of his Hilltop mansion in Abeokuta, the capital city of Ogun State. Photo taken during a courtesy visit by the Association of Nigeria Women Journalists to Obasanjo’s official residence on Wednesday.
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brainpower:u are misleading...its the motivation behind his achievement we are taking about. Who will after getting BSc in Chemistry go back to study MBA in management and attain such position at his age |
Uzoma Dozie graduated in 1991 with a Bachelor of Science degree in Chemistry from the University of Reading, Berkshire England. He obtained a Master of Science degree in Chemical Research from University College, London in 1992. As he progressed in his professional career, he enrolled at the Imperial College Management School, London, where he obtained an MBA with specialisation in Finance (MBA finance) in 1998. Uzoma Dozie who is 45 years old, began hisbanking career 20 years ago spanning various roles and functions related to Credit and Marketing, Planning and Financial Control and Business Process Re- engineering. The Board believes that Uzoma’s wealth of experience, remarkable leadership skills and strong mentorship capabilities will serve to help the Bank achieve its short and long term goals especially in the highly competitive Banking industry in Nigeria.
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8. Bovi - To round off my list is the very hilarious comedian, Bovi. He and his wife welcomed their daughter in September 2013 and have a very cute family all in all.
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7. Basketmouth- Bright Okpocha, popularly known as Basketmouth, and his wife, Elsie Okpocha are parents to two lovely children and all look amazing. They absolutely deserve to make the cut for this category.
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6. Ramsey Nouah and Emike Philips Nouah, his wife, have a very interesting family. He and his wife have two children and all look really happy.
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5. Peter Okoye- is the other half of the power duo Psquare. He alongside his beautiful wife, Lola Okoye, have a very lovely life with their kids.
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4. Paul Okoye- half of the duo “Psquare” alongside his brother, Peter. He is married to long time girlfriend, Anita Isama and both stand as parents to Son, Andre, and they all look astonishing together.
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3. Timi Dakolo- He is the winner of the first edition of Idols West Africa and isNigeria’s King of soul music. He, alongside his wife, Busola, and his children certainly make this family cute. Aren’t they ![]()
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2.Julius Agwu- He is also a successful comedian with a very beautiful family. His wife, Ibiere and his children,Zahra and Zadok complete and qualify him to be o this category of cutest celebrity families.
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1. AY- Ayo Makun popularly known as AY is a “family man”. He got married to his beautiful wife, Mabel, in 2008 and both have a lovely daughter, Michelle.
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Son brings a lady older than him home and the following conversation took place Son: papa meet my wife Father: Emeka u dey craze,u bring ur mama mate come house Son: but papa I love her Father: u don mad finish Lady: papa,Emeke will inherit my #100 million business Father: hundred what....My daughter inlaw,welcome to my stupid home...Emeka took after me,don't worry age is just a number |
There are reports which just surfaced online that former Golden Eagles Captain/Super Eagles star player, Wilson Oruma, lost his mind for two years while battling with insanity after he was duped by fraudsters introduced to him by a Lagos-based frontline Pentecostal Pastor, (name withheld) whose church (name withheld) is located in the Surulere area of the state. In a report by New Telegraph Online,Oruma’s travail started in 2012 when the Pastor in question invited the former victorious Golden Eaglets captain to a private meeting in the church to discuss the possibility of investing heavily into what he described as a lucrative business where he promised to invite the mega bucks investors to the church a week later. A date was fixed for this. It was at the second meeting, it was gathered that the former Atlanta 96 Olympic gold medallists was introduced to some well-dressed gentlemen who were said to be in possession of some oil blocks they were ready to sell to the rich ex-international. Oruma, who acted alone without consultation with any of his lawyers and his close friend, Mr. Emakpor Dibofun, believed the story of the fraudsters and never suspected any foul play as they were introduced by his Pastor. He was advised to invest heavily so as to yield heavy profit. The two-time African Nations Cup bronze medallist, withdrew funds from all his investments across Europe in three months and withdrew his life savings to ensure he pumped enough money into the oil business. He did not suspect any foul play as the Pastor kept assuring him that, the people are credible and are God fearing business investors. In all, Oruma paid a whopping N1.2billion into the dedicated bank account given to him to make payments which he did over six months. The ex-soccer star that played alongside Frank Ribery and Samir Nasri in his days at Olympique Marseille FC of France started suspecting foul play when he did not hear from the people again and they failed to pick their mobile phones on days scheduled for important updates. He ran to his Pastor for possible succour and reassurance that all was well, but instead the Pastor rebuffed Oruma and told him that, he was a full-time minister of God who knew nothing about oil business, but only introduced him to those he believed could help make his business empire larger. The Pastor asked if he was involved in the business dealings all the while and the answer was a capital no. He thus divorced himself from any blames leaving the soccer star to lick his own wounds but he was not strong enough to withstand the attendant psychological pressure. A few weeks after this ordeal, Oruma started behaving funny. He started talking to himself and had hot altercations with his wife at their Victoria Garden City home in Lagos. It was gathered that, it was after one of the series of altercations with his wife who blamed him for the family’s misfortune and huge loss of money that Oruma busted out of their home in VGC and stormed a popular supermarket where he destroyed valuables. He was wrestled to the floor, with his legs and hands tied to avoid further destruction. From this day in 2012, Oruma’s unstable mind became pronounced. His close friend, Emakpor with his hands and legs tied took the soccer star to a church in Warri, Delta state for spiritual healing. After destroying valuables in the church, Oruma escaped to his VGC home in Lagos where he continued to disturb residents. It was also learnt that with his unstable mind, he gave out one of his expensive SUVs worth N14million to a friend who speedily drove away the vehicle. To avoid further embarrassments of VGC residents, Oru-ma’s family agreed to take him to his Suru-Lere home near Brown Street in Aguda, Lagos where secret treatments continued. He was first taken to the church where he was duped, which was nearby his Aguda home. Here, the culprit pastor after some failed attempts to heal the player advised that he should be taken back home as Oruma had been hit by a strange mental illness which defiled all known treatments. The ex-international was tied and closely monitored in his Aguda home for over one year as the family sought spiritual healing for him. The player, who started his football career at Tamuno Babes FC of Warri, was not taken to an orthodox mental hospital in his family’s attempt to conceal his ailment from the public. Oruma suffered untold hardship for two years as his family with the help of his close friend and former teammate, Emakpor Dibofun, took him to number Pentecostal churches in Lagos seeking spiritual healing. The much desired healing eventually came few weeks ago when he was given a clean bill of health as he overcame the mental illness. He has started walking again as the sores on his legs from long period of being tied down in one place are healing fast. In the words of Oruma’s kid brother, Dominic a former Golden Eaglets and Flying Eagles goalkeeper; “Wilson is recovering fast, he now recognizes his family members and he has returned to his house in VGC under the care of his wife. We are very happy about this. It was not easy seeing him suffer so much in the last two years after his money was taken away. We give God the glory for the gift of healing. “He has told us not to press charges against the pastor who brought fraudsters to dupe him heavily as he said the incident is now in the past. Another good thing is that all his properties are intact and most of his major investments are doing fine.” Oruma was captain of the Nigeria Under-17 team that won the 1993 FIFA U-17 World Cup where he emerged the tournament’s top goal scorer with six goals. He played 19 international matches over 11 years for Nigeria and was part of the team that participated in the 1998 FIFA World Cup, where he scored in the only appearance he made in the tournament against Paraguay. He was also a part of the squad that won the Olympic gold medal in 1996, a year after he debuted for Nigeria. He played for the Eagles at the 2002 and 2006 Africa Cup of Nations, finishing both competitions at third place. Oruma played most of his club career in France, after arriving at RC Lens in 1994. He was loaned to Nancy a year after. He returned to Lens and played in their 1997-98 Ligue 1 title campaign. He moved to Turkish side Samsunspor in 1998 and returned to France one year later to play for Nîmes. In 2000, he was transferred to Swiss side Servette, played two seasons before coming back to France again, where he played until 2009 for Sochaux, Marseille and Guingamp, winning the 2003-04 Coupe de la Ligue with Sochaux and the 2008-09 Coupe de France title with Guingamp. The former Nigerian international announced his retirement from football at the age of 33 on November 26, 2010. He last played his international football for Kavala FC of Greece, before bidding farewell to football.
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19. Bella Naija Syndrome: An affliction whereby the Nigerian national man-hour is spent keeping track of who wore what to where until one wakes up to the reality of a wasted lifetime. |
15. Mode Complex: An affliction that causes an artist to be the default reference for prodigious & clever wordplay that, sadly, does not correlate with the amount of albums sold or account balance, a living proof of the saying: ‘grammar no be money’. 16. Dakolomentality: A rare psychotic disorder that inflicts a sufferer with unlimited guttural talent but indistinctive brand positioning & packaging. 17. Olamide Palsy: A malignant tumor that involves a blatant display of one’s ethnicity and background combined with traits mostly reserved for touts but interestingly made into a premium musical package that surprises earlier sufferers of the same tumor who faded into obscurity. 18. Phynognomy: A severe condition similar to Olamide Palsy but with an Igbo flair and an ability to turn what would have been a bad hair day for most into a phenomenal signature look.
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11. Kceeosis: A cell’s ability to confuse celebrity with a right to make embarrassing wardrobe choices and a knack for coming out even more horrendous than a previous time despite public outcry and bile from popular bloggers. 12. Jenniferiasis: The ability of an organ to exhibit behavior that would ordinarily be considered razz to a point where the lines between acting and reality are blurred but compensated with popular adulation and brand endorsements. 13. MIplasia: A type of dwarfism that compensates the lack of bone growth with incredible rhyming prowess and a persona capable of inducing endless admiration and beef from hustling rappers. 14. Ice Prince Cerebral Cramps: A disorder that causes exaggerated hip-hop postures, a rigid conformity to infantile end-rhymes that turn rap songs into mainstream classics and also results in multiple awards than most “serious” rappers.
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8. Tontolitis: The debilitating ability to sustain fame in an erratic way as it was acquired while still smiling to the bank. 9. PSquarisasis: When two malignant cells take the understanding of a market to unprecedented heights resulting in a dominance previously thought impossible and doing it with a discernible Igbo accent. 10. Don Jazzy Disorder: A disorder that makes an organ produce back-to-back hits and maintain a social equity that can embarrass pastors and politicians, including a social media addiction and an idiosyncratic singing style that impresses.
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7. Iyanyamariasis: The abnormal ability of a cell to spot errors in its former ways before proceeding to create a trademark style that takes waist gyrations to nerve-racking heights with performances worthy of Mr. Universe Pageantry.
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6. Lindapilepsy: A strong and strange resentment that occurs when news of Linda Ikeji’s wealth arises, which is commonly observed among struggling publicists, jealous digital marketers, hungry journalists, and retired or rival bloggers.
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5. Dangotiosis: A condition marked by an obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only curable by a decision to mind one’s own business.
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