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Interesting hilarious list gotten from the internet. The writer listed Nigerian celebrities as diseases and explained the meaning of the diseases in an exceptional way. Enjoy below.
1. Wizkid Syndrome: A chronic tendency to create catchy and repetitive hits to a loyal fan base with a boyish charm that induces envy from peers and late-bloomers, which also hides the fact, that one is approaching quarter-life.
2. Davidotis: A psychiatric condition whereby a sufferer survives speculations of whether genuine talent or one’s father’s wealth is the source of one’s success, alongside a pervading comparison with an equally talented whiz-kid.
3. Tuface Syndrome: A rare syndrome that occurs when prodigious talent meets prodigious baby-making ability but with a legendary status, strong social equity and a staying power that keep a whole industry in awe.
4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder: A disease characterized by the feeling that one’s best days are firmly behind and, as a result, one looks for outlets to compensate for fading stardom and income, including taking relief in farming

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People,it is very true. Am writing this from Ezinihitte LGA right now. Came in from Lagos to observe proceedings but the whole election was called off in the LGA because of that singular incident. Now,nobody is quite sure when the delegates election will be fixed.
Will have to head back to Lagos.

Leave the doubters,till the slap reach their local government

Controversial Nigerian Senator Chris Anyanwu has
done it again. Over the weekend, the alleged trouble maker beat up a PDP leader at a meeting of delegates in Ezinihitte - Mbaise Local Government Area of Imo State. Eyewitnesses said Chris Anyanwu and Ezinihitte PDP Chairman Chinemerem Madu engaged each other in a heated argument that led to a physical fight on Saturday the 1st of November 2014 during a meeting/ election of delegates. At the height of argument, Chris Anyanwu allegedly
reached out to Madu and gave him a dirty slap on the right cheek. In exchange, we learnt Mr Madu reached back to her and gave her several hot slaps that caused her to roar like a wounded lion. Her yell reportedly attracted the attention of onlookers who couldn’t but blame her for making the first move.
She was later rescued from Madu who according to
sources meant to teach her the lesson of her life.
Fillers in Imo State alleged that Chris Anyanwu is a
trouble maker that slaps her husband at will, throws
slippers and shoes at men at the slightest provocation. Chris slapped Madu because she was displeased with the PDP Chairman’s attitude and because of his loyalty to Honourable Emeka Ihedioha. She was reportedly rushed to the hospital for checkup when she complained of breathing
problems. Which kind madam be this…. Na wa o.
Source: Naijagists

Really, would you considering shooting your best
friend's leg for $10M?

Gim all you want,if skinny D'banj near ur babe she go leave u

The beautiful actress who recently had a messy
separation from her American-based Nigerian
businessman husband, Philip Ehiagwina, with her
bride-price returned
, has shown that whatever happens, life goes on. The
Nigerian actress who began her film career in the
year 2000, and has featured in more than 50 movies
since that time has built a magnificent home fit for a
star that she really is.
According to E247Mag, the Theatre Arts graduate of
the University of Calabar has bought herself a N70m
home in Lekki, Lagos, a huge amount of money she
probably got from her multimillion naira
endorsement deals in which telecoms giant, Glo is a
force to reckon with.
The magnificent house is in an inner street inside
Lekki which boasts of a foyer, solid gate, and a
backyard. The allure of the house is its design and
expansive space. And reports made it known that the ebony looking actress is already living in the house with her siblings.
Meanwhile, reports have it that the bakery owned by
the actress which produces Ini Delicious bread
has been closed down due to its affiliation with her
ex-husband.

Cristiano Ronaldo for best player while Joachim Low, for best coach

Ballon d'Or holder Cristiano Ronaldo and four-time
winner Lionel Messi are among 23 players on FIFA's
shortlist for this year's award honouring the world's top player. The list was compiled by the FIFA Football Committee with the help of France Football. It will later be trimmed to three finalists, with the winner announced at a ceremony in January.
Messi won the award four straight years from
2009-2012, while Ronaldo won it in 2008 and 2013. The award was presented by solely by France Football until 2009, and the news outlet joined with FIFA's Player of the Year Award for the 2010 edition.
The list features 17 players from Europe, five from
South America and one from Africa (Yaya Toure). World cup champions Germany are the most represented with six entries.
All of the candidates play their club football in Europe, for only eight different clubs, with Real Madrid and Bayern Munich tied for the most with six each, followed by Barcelona with four.
Two goalkeepers were named to the shortlist:
Belgium's Thibaut Courtois and Germany's Manuel
Neuer.
The shortlist:
Gareth Bale, Wales, Real Madrid
Karim Benzema, France, Real Madrid
Diego Costa, Spain, Chelsea
Thibaut Courtois, Belgium, Chelsea
Angel Di Maria, Argentina, Manchester United
Mario Gotze, Germany, Bayern Munich
Eden Hazard, Belgium, Chelsea
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Sweden, Paris Saint-Germain
Andres Iniesta, Spain, Barcelona
Toni Kroos, Germany, Real Madrid
Philipp Lahm, Germany, Bayern Munich
Javier Mascherano, Argentina, Barcelona
Lionel Messi, Argentina, Barcelona
Thomas Muller, Germany, Bayern Munich
Manuel Neuer, Germany, Bayern Munich
Neymar, Brazil, Barcelona
Paul Pogba, France, Juventus
Sergio Ramos, Spain, Real Madrid
Arjen Robben, Netherlands, Bayern Munich
James Rodriguez, Colombia, Real Madrid
Cristiano Ronaldo, Portugal, Real Madrid
Bastian Schweinsteiger, Germany, Bayern Munich
Yaya Toure, Ivory Coast, Manchester City
FIFA also released the 10 candidates for the Coach of the Year award.
It included Joachim Low and Alejandro Sabella, the
coaches of World Cup finalists Germany and Argentina, as well as the winners of the domestic club leagues in England (Maneul Pellegrini), Germany (Pep Guardiola), Spain (Diego Simeone) and Italy (Antonio Conte).
The list:
Carlo Ancelotti, Real Madrid
Antonio Conte, Juventus/Italy
Pep Guardiola, Bayern Munich
Jurgen Klinsmann, United States
Joachim Low, Germany
Jose Mourinho, Chelsea
Manuel Pellegrini, Manchester City
Alejandro Sabella, Argentina
Diego Simeone, Atletico Madrid
Louis van Gaal, Netherlands/Manchester United
Source: espn.com

Wealthy King of Saudi Arabia, King Abdullah bin
Abdulaziz, has presented his daughter with a golden
toilet as a wedding gift. According to reports, the
toilet is made from pure gold. The King also spent
about $3,000,000 on her wedding dress. The dress which is equally very unique has the shape
of a pyramid. Forbes has it that King Abdulaziz worth
is estimated at $17 billion.

The Chris Giwa-led faction of the Nigeria Football
Federation has overturned the decision of the body
earlier taken by the opposing faction of Amaju
Pinnick to reinstate Stephen Keshi as the Super
Eagles coach. The Amaju-led faction replaced Keshi with Amodu Shaibu a fortnight ago after leading the Super Eagles to a 3-1 victory over Sudan in Abuja. The win was the team’s first in four matches in the qualifying series for the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations.
The Giwa faction took over the NFF following
Thursday’s ruling by a Jos Federal High Court, which
ordered the return of the status quo in the NFF
before the September 30 election that brought in the
Amaju-led board in Warri.
A part of the communique released on Friday by the
Giwa-led board reads, “The NFF board reviewed and
feels so strongly to sustain the out-of-contract
assignment given to the technical crew of the Super
Eagles led by Stephen Keshi at a very critical moment like this. Nigerians want the national team to play well, win and a pride to them.” The board also dissolved all committees set up by the
Amaju group and constituted new ones to manage
the nation’s football. Giwa told Sunday PUNCH on the telephone on Saturday that he would have no problem bringing Keshi back to manage the Super Eagles despite the coach saying he was prepared to move on after the NFF failed to renew his contract.
“I don’t have problem bringing Keshi back; he has not told me he was not interested. I’ve spoken with him and there are positive signs he is ready to lead the team to success,” Giwa said. “I’ve never met Keshi before but I cannot agree with the idea of replacing the coach at a time we have crucial matches to play and qualify for the Nations
Cup. “Inasmuch as I don’t have anything against Amodu, I don’t think it is the right time to bring him on board. Amodu has not coached any team in that capacity for a long time, and this is a crucial time when we need to be on top of everything.”
The Amaju group, however, said it was not losing
sleep over the activities of the Giwa faction.
The group confirmed on Saturday it has filed a Stay
of Execution at the Federal High Court, Jos Judicial
Division over the court’s ruling of Thursday.
The hearing of the case Stay of Execution comes up
on Wednesday. “We’re not losing sleep over this, we’ll get what we want from the court because we’ve not done anything wrong by conducting the NFF elections,” a member of the Amaju-led board said.
Source: Punch

This question is mostly for the guys - but ladies feel free to participate. So yesterday I jokingly asked a few friends about this and couldn't believe how serious they took it, so decided to bring it here.
Question is;
1. You will never listen to music ever again in your life or
2. You will never watch a football match ever again in your life. Which would you chose?

Is the judiciary system in Africa corrupt... Only God knows the truth but I was surprised that Oscar's Ex still made an accusation of him once threatening her with a gun.

South African athlete Oscar Pistorius has been
given five years in jail for killing his girlfriend
Reeva Steenkamp. In court in Pretoria, Judge Thokozile Masipa also gave Pistorius a three-year suspended sentence for a firearms charge. Pistorius has now been taken to the cells. Prosecutors had called for a minimum 10-year term, and the defence argued for community service and house arrest.
Pistorius was convicted of culpable homicide but cleared of murder. 'Feeling of unease' Defence lawyer Barry Roux said his client was expected to serve 10 months in prison, with the rest under house arrest. The BBC's Andrew Harding, in court, says the parents of Reeva Steenkamp, Barry and June, tell him they are happy with the sentence and relieved the case is over.
Reacting to the sentence, Dup De Bruyn, a lawyer for
the Steenkamp family, told Reuters that "justice was
served". Judge Masipa had begun reading the sentence by saying that, although she had been aided by assessors, the decision was hers and hers alone. She said: "Sentencing is about achieving the right balance. Sentencing is not a perfect exercise."
She said there must be a balance between
retribution, deterrence and rehabilitation. The judge then summarised the evidence brought
before the trial. She described the evidence of defence witness and social worker Annette Vergeer as "slapdash and disappointing". Ms Vergeer had argued Pistorius would be "a lot more vulnerable than the normal man" in jail. But Judge Masipa said she was sure prisons were equipped to cater for the requirements of a special needs inmate.
His family is not planning to appeal. He will serve a minimum of 8 months, after that, he'll probably be sent home to serve the remainder of his
sentence under strict supervision controls. This will be up to SA Correction Services. What do you guys think of this sentence? Too light,
severe or appropriate?
Source: www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29700457

Nigeria's total crude oil sales was $470B in all 5 years of Pre. Jonathan's administration and $489B for Yaradua+Obasanjo+Abdusalami+Abacha
administrations combined, in unadjusted numbers.
Adjusted for inflation, the numbers are $488.8B vs. $
594B for Jonathan vs. Yaradua+Obj+Abdusalami
+Abacha combined.
To arrive at these numbers, I took average monthly
production - very fine data resolution, and calculated how much dollars volumes we sold each year. For adjustment for inflation, I used 2.5% annual $ inflation rate. To put inflation adjustment in
perspective, $1.00 in 1999 is equivalent to $1.44 in
2014. In just 5 years, Jonathan's administration has
generated as much crude oil sales as all 16 years of
Yaradua, Obasanjo, Abdusalami and Abacha's
administrations combined in unadjusted numbers.
This comes to $470B vs $489B in unadjusted
numbers. When adjusted for inflation, the numbers
are $488.8B vs. $594B for Jonathan vs. Yaradua+Obj
+Abdusalami+Abacha combined. The numbers are
what they are because oil price has risen almost 7-8
folds during this period, nearly an order of
magnitude increase. In addition to price increase,
Nigeria's crude oil output has also increased. I am
hoping we can start asking tough questions, we'd
continue to be hoodwinked. My question again is
simple: even with 2.5% annual inflation adjustment,
the numbers are $488.8b vs $594b. Does the
investment in Nigeria in the past 5 years add up to ~$500B.
Source: www.saharareporters.com/2014/10/19/jonathans-oil-revenue-much-yaradua-obj-abdusalami-abacha-combined

Keep religion sentiment aside,PDP has been riding on us all....we need change and that change is APC. I also want APC to consider their political position where most are Muslims...if nt for that,APC is the party for Nigeria

The reason for your being today is for a purpose. Am happy for this man

10.Margaret Gakuo Kenyatta (Kenya).

9. Dominique Folloroux-Ouattara (Ivory Coast)

8. Olive Lembe di Sita Kabila (Democratic Republic of
Congo)

7. Ana Paula dos Santos (Angola)

6. Queen Inkhosikati LaMbikiza (Swaziland)

5. Zeinab Suma Jammel (Gambia)

4. Hinda Deby Itno, Chad

3. Chantal Biya, Cameroon

2. Sylvia Bongo Ondimba, Gabon

After pissing off Nigeria’s president — Goodluck
Jonathan that he’s worth about 100 million dollars,
Richest Lifestyle might have provoked his wife this
time.
Source.... www.richestlifestyle.com
1. Princess Lalla Salma, Morocco

More Pics....

Well, i guess we ‘ve all seen this man in videos and
photos online.. I just never knew he now has a wife
and kids…
World’s happiest man alive, Australian Evangelist
Nick Vujicic born without limbs married a beautiful
lady, Kane Miyahara some years back. The couple welcome a beautiful baby boy last year. The motivational speaker was born with a rare disorder called tetra amelia sydrome (absence of 4 limbs at birth). Though he struggled with his physical disability as a child but later on in life, he eventually let go of his struggle and gave his life to Christ. At 17, he started an organization called Life Without Limbs. Few hours ago Nick shared adorable photos of his family members with fans.

A Buhari/Fashola combination stands to offer lot of
advantages. We all know Buhari as a man of good
virtue, who did not corruptly enrich himself. The APC stands a better chance to defeat President Goodluck Jonathan who has been endorsed as the sole candidate of the PDP for the 2015 presidential
election. A Buhari/Fashola team would give the Peoples Democratic Party a good fight in the presidential elections.Fashola will make a good president but if the presidency is zoned to the North, then he will make a perfect running mate to Buhari. Irregardless of his political party affiliation, Nigerians will vote overwhelmingly for Fashola if he’s permitted to run as either VP or President.
The man has changed Lagos state for the better.

No fewer than 107 members of the Boko Haram sect
have been killed by Cameroonian soldiers.
This development is coming barely 24 hours after the bloodthirsty group announced a ceasefire.
www.dailypost.ng/2014/10/18/107-boko-haram-members-killed-cameroonian-soldiers/ Seriously am against the ceasefire....these bloody facade are losing na,why settle with them after thousands they killed,raped,stole and destroyed

Is this not a way for the BH guys to reinforce and attack again later when presently thousands of them were killed? Thanks for the special aid from the Cameroun force

Let's discuss folks. I've been reading a lot of
comments and articles on this matter and it looks like opinions are divided. The Nigerian military yesterday announced a ceasefire with Boko Haram after years of terrorism from the group, which has resulted in the deaths of thousands of innocent Nigerians.