₦airaland Forum

ebosie11:
See what money has turned Nollywood actor turned politician Desmond Elliot.

The politician who was recently inaugurated into Lagos state House of Assembly has started developing a pot belly.What is wrong with our politicians?Can't they take clue from President Barack Obama?

Sensing that he is becoming shapeless with his pot belly,he decided to visit the gym to do a walk out.I pray that it works for him.

In addition to his walk out stuff,I think he also need the services of a doctor and a dietician.Her wife has also a role to play.Let her curtail the amount of food she gives to him.Unless she wants the handsome politician to go ugly.I think a one day daily diet and reduction of fatty and alcohol food intake will help him a lot.

Can you spot the pot belly from the pictures below?




https://m.facebook.com/158109514286374/photos/pb.158109514286374.-2207520000.1435867459./783197041777615/?type=1&source=54

and in your wisdom, you think somebody could develop pot belly in less than a month of assuming office? That was a cheap way to critize by you. you can actually do better.

[quote author=aguiyi1 post=35341524]looking for the wind is a wasteful venture.

we are still were we are because the descendants of oduduwa are afraid to stand on their own so they support the gambaris to act as if violence has been monopolized in the zoo.

Biafra is coming, we wouldn't continue like this[/quote my brother, the idea of biafra seems sumptous. But can you pls point to one leader from the south east that is an epitome of integrity? Nigeria belongs to all of us. Secession is a greedy and cowardly venture. Let's all fight to have a say!

MrMcJay:
In life, you build from the ground to the top. The only thing built from the top to the bottom is the grave.

When building a bridge, the amount of time spent on the foundation alone is enough to build a storey-building. The fact that you aren't seeing the bridge on top of the waters doesn't mean it isn't being built.

For the TANoids making noise online, GMB isn't like the zoologist who couldn't handle a shepopotamus. He is making plans to make your lives better.

Buhari is presently dismantling the economic slums and political shanties built by the Clueless one and his gang of thieves.

......not only a grave, a well too.

Is this statement from a political party or the government? O ga o! Nigerian politicians can't draw a line between governance and politics.

Vivly:
Unnecessarily long, Excessive use of adjectives, lack of correlation between the first part of the story and end part, plausible ending, weak and amateur suspense, trying too hard to include everything in a single short story making for a very boring and pedantic read that appeals only to new readers. 3 out of 10 for your time.
- 5 for disappointing the crowd of people that must have rushed in to read because of the catchy title.

you are a pro, I guess?

Vivly:
Unnecessarily long, Excessive use of adjectives, lack of correlation between the first part of the story and end part, plausible ending, weak and amateur suspense, trying too hard to include everything in a single short story making for a very boring and pedantic read that appeals only to new readers. 3 out of 10 for your time.
- 5 for disappointing the crowd of people that must have rushed in to read because of the catchy title.

you are a pro, I guess?

MillionDollars:
MILLIONDOLLARS stuns in cool outfit

Sorry chief, that your background looks like Awo Annex OAU.......Is it?

speak2emmalex:
Nigeria is a Zoo that will never progress except disintegration

How does this relate to disintegration? Nigeria's problem, in fact, blacks' problem is all about individual mentality. If not, which region in Nigeria can boast of incorruptible leaders? The issue is, the average black man is greedy and selfish, that is why no black nation can stand shoulder to shoulder with the European counterparts. Even if Nigeria disintegrates, we may not have it better than this because our mentality- the back mentality - remains the same- SELF FIRST!

sonofananimal:
BROS FORGET THAT RUBBISH WERE YOU JUST TALK SO

ALL NIGERIA SCHOOL, IF THE LECTURER WON FAIL YOU DEM GO FAIL YOU.

IF YOU WON GET GO AND QUALITY EDUCATION, JUST TRY STUDY ABROAD, WITH LITTLE OR NO READING YOU MUST SURELY COME OUT WITH GOOD GRADE, UNLESS YOU DON DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO DRUG

ogbeni, are you reading for the lecturer or for yourself? The lecturer wont be there after your graduation. It's what you have upstairs that would distinguish you. Meanwhile, learning continues, beyond the four walls of the university.

kennygee:
Dude is cute.

When meat is Black.

But which kind hair e carry so?

Pls, could you pls clarify what you mean by 'when meat is black'. I don't get o.

The headline is somewhat misleading. God forgive these reporters.

Lacomus:
Can't those student afford a chair ? Very soon people will expect Gov. To poop for them.

This is one the most ridiculous comments I have ever read here. O ma se o!

pring:
People keep deceiving them themselves with degree.
There is no billionaire that has a degree.

So you have to be a billionaire to live a meaningful life abi? Another black man talking.

Fertilenigeria:
Finishing school with first class, second class, third class or pass has nothing to do with life's success after school.

Have you heard that Timaya had 16 over 400 in jamb? But where is he now compared to some professor?

Life in the community is entirely a different ball game. Its now up to you to discover what you can do best while you are young.

this will be your tool for success. So, its not by third class. Do more for yourself

So, in your own wisdom, you think Timaya has a better life than the professors? You are indeed a typical black man.

Every mum is a historian of some sorts, including mine. Mum's account of the stories related to my birth and early childhood is often so lucid that it already carved a pictorial embossment on my memory - no thanks to her opportunistic repetitions. Ordinarily, I, like every other person, am not able to delineate when exactly my memory got awakened from it developmental lull, to be able to register every event related to me.

Prior to this time of 'memory awakening', I definitely lived my infantile life virtually oblivious of everything around me. I could have been pampered, I don't know. I could have been manipulated, I don't know. And It would have been a blank page in the history of my life, but my mum ensured a continuum, as her succinct account filled in the gap.

Well, I grew up to know my mum as the woman that went through the excruciating pains of labour to extricate me from her uterine confinement, after about 10 months of gravidity. I don't know when I sucked and nibbled at her breasts, but I was told I gluttonously did that for more than one year. Could she be lying? I think I believe her. After all, she and my dad have the monopoly of that story!

And my siblings, I discovered I 'co-owned' the same parents with them. Am not sure when that partnership deal was sealed, because I can't remember haven seen their faces before in heaven, where I purportedly came from!

Oh my, my siblings could be so loving at times, and at other times, I wished I could 'exchange' them for 'better' siblings. I later grew up to know that they were supposed to be 'permanent' and I learnt to enjoy the good moments with them, love them -just as they love me- and also tolerate their excesses. After all, just like I never had to choose my parents, I had to accept my siblings as well. Nobody ever gave me a chance to choose. Could I have chosen better? I don't know.

There got to a point in my life where I could understand what everybody around me was saying, just as I could express myself. The consequence of this was that I had to run tiresome errands for my parents and older siblings. Those were some of the times I wish I could 'exchange' them! But again, I had no choice.

Did I say I understood what everybody was saying? Well, everybody but two.

Those two were our neighbours. In my childish mindedness, I was initially confused. Why couldn't I understand those two? Try as I may, I couldn't just make sense of whatever they were saying, especially when some 'strange' people came around to visit them and they seemed to speak similarly. Funny enough, the two neighbours lived in separate apartments and they 'sounded' differently when they spoke. That made me even more confused.

As I grew in age and thankfully, knowledge, I also met people outside our neighbourhood who I couldn't understand their..........now I knew I they called it LANGUAGE. Naturally, I got to understand that they were from different tribes. In other words, another groups of people different my own group, who spoke different languages. Interesting!

So again, nobody gave me a chance to choose my own tribe.

When I asked my dad if he was the one that chose our tribe, he burst into a tearful guffaw. After which he told me NOBODY HAS A CHANCE TO CHOOSE WHERE OR SHE COMES FROM. He was the one that later told me that those two neighbours, who had left our neighbourhood by then, were from different tribes namely, Urhobo and Tiv.

That statement stuck with me: nobody has a chance to choose where he comes from. I never had a chance to choose my gender, my parents, my siblings and now my tribe. And by extension, my country. It means I could have been female, come from the tiv tribe or been a Liberian. Right? Life has indeed left us with few but still very many choices.

May be if everybody had a chance to choose, I would have been justified to challenge my erstwhile neighbours on why they chose to be Urhobo and tiv. May be if we all had a chance to choose, I would have the moral licence to abuse and villify other tribes with gusto, and in extreme cases, shed their blood on the platter tribalism and sectionalism. May be, just may be. But of course, just like me, they had no such chances!

But while depriving me of many chances, life has also bestowed me with several choices. Chief among them is the choice and the chance to realise that I have a common denominator with every other person from another tribe. And that denominator is that we are all human beings, irrespective of the tribe. After all, I could have come from that tribe I hate with so much passion. Would I defect? No, it's not a political party!

But as an adult, I think am more confused now than I was in my childhood. I am Confused at the disposition of many people, many of them educated, who go about promoting tribal bigotry and sectional hate campaigns, even sponsoring the killings of other tribes men on the platter of tribal jingoism.

I weep for these shallow minds.

I need to ask myself this simple question-before I treat that man from another tribe with utter disdain; before I accord him the punishment of the alleged 'sins' of his long-dead tribes men; before I come on social media to unduly defend my tribes men when they err and downplay the achievements of others from different tribes and ultimately, before I put his neck to my sword- DID I HAVE A CHANCE TO CHOOSE?


If my answer is yes, then I have some 'morbid rationale' to be a tribal bigot.

NB: Even in an instance where we have a choice, there is no reason whatsoever to condemn others for their innocuous choices. The hallmark of humanity is mutual tolerance. Anything less is subhuman and animalistic.

when you eventually meet God, shebi you would tell Him you encouraged His people to fornicate? No wahala.

RockMaxi:
Campaign after election, return to do what??

I feel the reporter was only being mischievous. Did the police tell him that?

VIPERVENOM:

He actually has sense , God is not wicked. It's just that he fails to use it.

I think it's these people's culture. It's not because they can't afford clothes or something. OP is just being mischievous .
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Op, are you saying he has not seen any of your pix showing your face? If yes, the story is questionable.

Kentrasso:
All talk and no work makes buhari a plaything

I don't know why people keep saying he talks too much. This is the president for God's sake! Anything he says would be published, even if he sneezes! Moreover, if your younger sibling put the house out of order before you come back from an outing, won't you complain? Nigeria is in a mess. She can't be fixed in a month,a year or even four years. All we desire of Buhari is to lay a template for a great Nigeria. We need not ask more, to b realistic.

Adaeze003:
Like someone is gon beg you to pay...

Don't pay oh... remain single or start haunting virgins.

Like someone said, it's evil spirit the girls sleep with...

Messed up hypocrites...

Ma, I am not a hypocrite. I do what I preach and I would also advise my children to do such as well. Just be proud of whatever you do and also be ready to preach it to your children ma. Everything in life is a choice.

abdulkayus:
Men are hypocrites, BIG TIME HYPOCRITES. It is still the same type of men like the OP that will demand for sex in every relationship cos in their archaic mind in which they think it is civilisation, there must be sex in every relationship. When we said people should remain chaste, they said we are archaic. Virgins are criticise and humiliated openly bt deep inside every sensible man heart, he want a virgin.
If u want a chaste woman, advocate for chastity and stop belittling virgins and also stop having the notion that there must be sex in every relationship. I have a relationship of more than 5 years with out kiss talkless of sex. It may not be easy bt it is doable.
Girls too should try to have some brain cos they are always at the receiving end.

Sir, what exactly is your point? Why would you call me a hypocrite when you don't know me. I have made my point. And I tell you, I do what I preach and absolutely too!

QueenArami:
What is the big fuss about, no one is forcing you to marry a woman who has been disvirgined or had many partners. That's why you get to choose who you marry. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

you are very right ma. But I, personally would be proud to have a daughter who would remain chaste until marriage, not one that every guy in the street has 'tasted'. I think I would be proud to give her hand in marriage. But like you said, everything is a choice. But am not sure you would like to have a promiscuous girl as a daughter. And you would not like your son to marry 'another man's trash' . But I may be wrong. You seem to be the type that doesn't care.

luuvee:
Bros if you cannot pay for bride price of a gal because she had been into sveral relationships and as a result had sexual intercourse with other men abegggg I kneeeeeeel down beg you leave dem people dey wen go still find dem attractive enof to pay their bride price....I guess u shud look for d one dat is tiled and sealed with cement and coal dat no one has ever touched nor broken before..Gud luck in your new adventure.

you seem to be taking it personal. just take it easy. I am sure you and I would not be proud of having a daughter who has slept with every tom, dick and harry in the neighbourhood. I personally would not be proud of such, but am not sure if you would.

MizTyna:
And who have they been doing all those with? Evil spirits? While not in support of promiscuity from both sexes,should i now say i wont get married because most men have slept with over a hundred girls? Saying men shouldnt pay brideprice because of all those is being sexist. For me,i'll say if you like the person,go for a test,check for everything checkable and go on from there.

see, the way a lady is, is such that she is the one acting as the 'reservoir' into which anything can be deposited. That is the way the society views the female folk. That is why a guy can boast of having 'deposited' into many girls' 'reservoirs'. A girl can never boast of having taken different types of 'depositions'. A man is different from a woman. It's bitter, but that is the truth.

Let me start by saying I have a number of female friends -platonic friendship, I mean - with different shapes and shades. Some I grew up together with, while others, I met through different avenues like the media, school et all - just like every other guy out there. As mature ladies, almost all of them have had their 'fair' share of relationships with different experiences that, if only they could add it to their CVs, would qualify them as 'veterans' on the 'job'.

From what I have seen, and from what they have told me, many guys have dumped them, and they have dumped many guys. A number of them have had up to 10 boyfriends/sexual partners, some have had much less or much more. Virtually all are in their early 20s.

The very bold ones among them have described their sexual experiences which sometimes include oral (cunnilingus and MouthAction) and even anal sex. Some have even had to terminate one or two pregnancies for guys who later dumped them or or in some cases, who they later dumped.
Yours truly, each time they tell me this, my body recoils in disgust. I wish I could help it. But oftentimes I cant but begin to imagine the sexual act: how the guy handles her the way he pleases, insert his hand-no matter how filthy- into even the most intimate place in her body , twists and turns her to mimic a dog, a monkey etc ,while she moans away..............

And this is not 1 guy, not 2 and sometimes, not 10!

From what I have seen, It seems to me my friends (the girls) are always 'on heat'. Because as soon as a guy dumps them, they jump at another, and the 'sexual circuit' is never broken.
The funny thing is, my friends have not done anything unusual , because that is what most girls do these days. It has become a norm, not an exception!

Well, Its a modern world-at least , that is what they say- and I seem to be outdated in the way I feel about them. But I think they would also agree with me that we should forgo the ERA OF BRIDE PRICE, because they don't deserve it!

Why do I have to pay for what some guys have had for free?!Why do I have to pay over a girl whose private parts still drip of semen of other guys?! No tell me, why do I have to pay over a girl who has carried and aborted pregnancies for some other guys who had her with little or nothing?!

Fine, I know a woman has much more to offer than sex in marriage. But she has definitely reduced her value with those sexual escapades. All a man lives for is EGO and self esteem. She has denied me that EGO and pride over her, at least, not when many other guys out there know the exact locations of the scars and birth marks in her private parts............and of course her 'ringtones'!

Velocitron:
Or you know, her brain

Brain is valued for both male and female. In the light of male-to- female relationship, chastity is key for the ladies, while for the guy, the financial ability to take care of his wife.

it is a pity girls are no more ashamed of sleeping with many men before getting married. what then is the essence of bride price? why do I have to pay for what another guy has had for free. Gosh! Even the art of sex denigrates the female folks; the way a guy handles and touches a girl denigrates her. That is why guys can comfortably talk about sex and the number of ladies they have slept with. The same thing does not apply to a lady. The most valued quality of a lady is her chastity. But nowadays............It is well.

EagleScribes:
Just imagine! Display of dumbness after some few weeks in power

It seems some people neva asked questions and they get this in return

Next time, look before you leap

he's not new to power. This is second term.

ademasta:
He also has 7inches long and 5inches girth? What elso does he need? Does he want to turn his girl's punny into an exploration well?

lol. He has never had sex

ademasta:
Thank God for my 7.5inches...i go everly dey tank you Lord.
BTW, Folake must not see this my comment o...she no go happy, she no want make any other girl knw wetin she dey enjoy

lol

ademasta:
Thank God for my 7.5inches...i go everly dey tank you Lord.
BTW, Folake must not see this my comment o...she no go happy, she no want make any other girl knw wetin she dey enjoy

lol, bad guy. my friend claims he has 7 inches long , and 5 inches circumference and the guy go still dey cry. he is a virgin .abeg help me advise am o.

[quote author=oismail post=34928052]Little or no control?
Please stop it!
I'm not partisan and why should I?
What of if the death of a patient is as a result of the doctor's negligence?
And u can't tell me that this hasn't happened before.
Let's face the fact as it is, he is not in total control of the state allocation from the FG but he's little control of the state IGR.
I hope FG intervenes shortly.... [/quote ] yeah, a doctor can make mistakes, nt paying salaries is nt a mistake. Its just your comparison i was interested in. Aregbe's managerial ability is another issue entirely.