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Mrachiever:
Ejo Mi ko oluwa lo damilare (in keshi's voice) lolzzzz

Lmao. wetin b your size if you dont mind sharing. #winks

Mrachiever:
Pls I need serious advice on dis.....we dated for 16 months,we both luv each other so much n even planning to get married....she just changed all of a sudden n left me for another guy because of material tins....nw she is regretting her action...she's is disturbing me dat we need to c but I told her I don't usually v time like dat...we can discos on fone....she said if @all we can't be together again @least we can still b having sex dat she can't let me go just like dat...
Although during our NYSC we were more like staying together n we do v sex @least 3 times in a day...she was so happy dat time because I used to screw her like mad....serious sex n different style....I knw my self dat im very strong wen its come to dat...I'm blessed...lolzzz
I'm in a relationship with another girl n she in a relationship with dat guy too but nw she's complaining dat d guy is nt strong like me....she keep begging me dat it won't affect my relationship...she said I sud just b giving her wot she needs from me...
Advice pls

I guess you are really well endowed down there.

This is one of the reasons why ladies should try as much as they to keep themselves before marriage.

I am extremely sure this so called love for your ex is related to his sexual prowess.
When guys have sex, they can easily move on but the same thing doesnt apply to ladies. But they would not listen!

Op, you are still attached to this your ex simply because he is probably better than your fiancee in bed.

I advice you to move on because like many guys, your ex has moved and doesnt have any iota of feelings for you again.

mbv90:
I'm a young man in my late 20s, handsome and working, I have everything I want but I have a joystick of 3.75 inches fully erect. When flaccid you don't wanna know. To the extent that I don't even bath with other guys while I was in hostel cos I will feel to ashamed , the size is appalling, because of this I have never had the boldness to have sex because of the fear of rejection, I tried going to an olosho and the olosho was just looking at me like...whats this thing! I have been contemplating on joystick enlargement pills but I am too scared of the side effects. I tried the jelqing exercise I read up online but I can't see any improvements yet. Please Nairalanders I need your advice and help this is killing me internally. Thanks

What is your girth?

samgborigi1:
I am a married guy who got married 3 years ago. I never had premarrital relationship. I had a couple of girl friends before I got married but no sex involved because of my christian background. I have a small slim penis which I wish could be longer fatter and bigger. Most of the time within 3-5 min already come. Many a time my wife will beg me not to come but before you know it I have come. I pity her most of the time. I want enjoy sex fully. Pls I need help. What can I do? I need practical advice. Which drugs or what can you guys recommend?

what exactly is your size in length and girth?

people are concentrating too much on the headline. Read others , those quotes are legendary.

TooNoisy:
And some Igbo youths will turn around and insult the erudite Prof. A man who at 76 years of age at the time, would still come out and protest against injustice - regardless of what tribe the victim was from.

This is a man that went to prison in his own country because he spoke against Biafra. He spoke out against military rule and tyranny. He has scares to show for it. Then some ill-mannered idiots will dare speak against him because he called out Jonathan.

Prof, we appreciate your struggle over all these years. You are one of the most distinguished Nigerians still alive and we hope you live many more years.

God bless you and your generation. The likes of soyinka , Gani faweyimin, Dele Giwa, Fela Anikulapo are the greatest nigerians that have ever lived. They put their lives on the line to fight for nigerians not considering ethnic or religious affiliations, yet some e_idiots would open there stinking mouths to haul insults at them just because their speak the truth about their kinsmen. NITWITS!

pocohantas:
A man is the head of the family, as said in the bible...but what if she isn't a christian?

Some people will come here to blast her.
She is even better than some of you.

The hypocrisy in Nigeria is something else, men will quickly see the part of the bible instructing women to be submissive, but they don'te". They tell lies, backbite, steal, sleep with their neighbour's wife, but want to be the head.

I saw a thread of some porhnstar, guys were attacking the ladies featuring in the video, but they knew the porhnstar's site for streaming porn videos. These same guys bend ladies with reckless abandon on top bed.

You that will come here to condemn her but fornicate in your closets and her are all sinners, you would all end up in hell.
No sin is greater than the other

For those that will quote me with pain, and tell me not to marry or call me a feminist, don't waste you time ooo. I won't respond

It is not even about the bible. That is what obtains in every culture even before the bible. In every system, there must be a head unless there would be anarchy. The buck must stop at somebody"s table. It is that simple.

Guyman02:
That coach probably based on sentiments felt that the name Anthony Joshua sounded like 'inyamiri' (Igbo) name and therefore he should not be allowed to represent Nigeria and get paid with FG money. I had a personal experience like that when I wanted to join the Nigerian Army as an officer, perhaps if I had known I would sought to join the British or US Army.

Must you tribalise everthing?. Joshua is actually a yoruba guy.

It could be that the ladies you have been with are small _statured

which one is waec verification PIN?

Queenbeee:
Future hussy where ever you are, take all the pictures you want to now, cos I won't do this sh!t with you.

lol. you should know men dont usually key into all these funny trends. They only do it most times to gratify their spouses.

That guy demonstrated first class confidence. If you ask me, he is indeed a first class material and he would go places.

IntrovertOlu:
I definitely had finished growing. I am in my early thirties.

ok thanks. What was your exercise routine like?

IntrovertOlu:
That's what I thought too. But it sure does work, but I guess it takes a long time. The thing is, anytime you are sexually stimulated as a man, blood fills up some chambers in your dick and makes it hard. So, the more times you keep your dick hard, the more it stretches. Just like a balloon that has been reused many times (filled with air many times) will tend to stretch larger than its initial size over time. Hope you get it?

Another thing is, are you sure you had finished growing when you started it? Because it could also mean that your tool just grew naturally.

IntrovertOlu:
Yes it did. I think I was about 4.8 inches in girth before I started the exercise, now I am about 5.6 inches in girth...close to 6 inches in girth when fuller erect. I think this is really where the issue is.

wow! That is remarkable. I thought they said jelqing doesnt work.

IntrovertOlu:
I used to be proud of having a big dick, but now it is kinda a big problem for me. I can't even enjoy sex with girls as they always complain. And the thing is, I always tell them before hand that I have a big dick, and even tell them the length (7 inches), but I guess because guys lie a lot about having 9 inches and all that, they usually feel 7 inches isn't that long.

Yesterday, I had my first ménage à trois and I couldn't even enjoy it cos the girls just kept complaining about my size. I think I can conclude that girls only say they love big dicks, but they don't. They like average dicks. They might like to look at a big dick, but they don't enjoy it in them. This issue is affecting me psychologically, as it is almost feels like I would never enjoy sex. And to be honest, I have seen porn with guys with dicks a lot bigger than mine, so I wonder maybe I am just unlucky with the girls I meet.

So, guys...any tips on how to handle this issue?

Did the jelqing increase your girth too because I dont think 7 inches is too much.

idbami2:
Aigoo.. Make the girl come swear gimme say no bi because of money she marry am.. See as she fine.. Aiish..

Not all girls are goal diggers. look at the ages of those children. They had been married well before sanyeri made it. The guy was not even actor before, he became one few yrs ago.

interesting. That woman probably had preeclampsia and the pregnancy had to be terminated as soon as possible. That was why the woman was induced. However, this is a lesson for all doctors to try.and explain to the patient and his/her relatives what they are doing for the patients. The doctors obviously meant well but were misconstrued by the man. God help.us.

olrotimi:
My guy, I appreciate your input but there is a reason why a line was bolded.
You see as ppl dey take fail mcq ba, meanwhile they would be bragging :"omo I cleared that exam!"
Thank you sir once again.

LMAO, now I get you. I appreciate your gentle correction. Thanks.

olrotimi:
There, right there is what worsened your condition. Otherwise, a 26yr old has no business with Grade 4 hemorrhoids.
Let's also pray your liver and kidneys don't misbehave 10-15yrs from now

sir, epidemiologically speaking, hemorrhoid is no respecter of any body or age. it all depends on the persons diet and bowel habit. and concerning liver or kidney.disease, there is no relationship. There is no point spreading "false" fears at this point.
op, go for ur surgery and get.well. the biggest fear is anal stenosis and temporary urinary retention but im sure your doctor would find a way.around that.
fear not, all.the best.

great. he is igbo, but lived all his life in the south west before he travelled out. he was even born in akure

Alesandese:
Just keep pressing your exit button.

LOL. please nah.

please, I have been on nairaland for some time now,but I still dont know what people mean by PM(private message). I mean , how does one PM on this platform? Thank you peeps.

1Rebel:
I made a deduction based on Howard long he had stayed without food young man. I am very much aware that you are thinking towards the direction of diabetes

Diabetes? This has nothing to do with diabetes. My point is that somebody with severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis, like you put it, would hardly be able to lift a finger and probably comatose. This man was pictured climbing out of the chimney himself. Moreso, two days is not so long a time, medically speaking. An average human being can survive without food for weeks, and without water for days.

1Rebel:
What don't you understand? Severe? Or hypoglycemia?

well, you sawp someone climbing out of the chimney himself, and you hurriedly thought he had "severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis" . I just wanted to be sure you know what severe hypoglycemia is because it has its own clinical features.

1Rebel:
This is inhumane. Two days! Severe hypoglycemia and ketoacidosis would have set in. This man should be taken to the hospital asap.

Interesting. what is your definition of severe hypoglycemia?

graphiti:
Come o bross dandy, ur attention needed on this thread ASAP.
#I nor tork am ?

LOL, U talk am bro.

The aboki doing some other works during the day? DO you know the amount of work that goes into getting to prepare the meat before they eventually smoke it in the night.
It is a very stressful job. Kindly give us another reason.

wow! From the comments so far,the yorubas have restrained themselves from tribalizing this thread. Kudos.

I dare say, without any iota of tribalism that the yorubas are the bravest when it comes to fighting injustice, oppression and the likes. Killing a fellow human being in cold blood is not what I call brave, fighting injustice while putting your life on the line is. From, Dele Giwa, fela anikulapo, wole soyinka, gani fawehinmi, femi falana to sowore and a host of others, these warriors have /had been loudest voices in fighting injustice in this contraption called nigeria.

I doff my my hat for the yoruba race. That is what I called bravery.