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Science/Technology / Re: Most Common Passwords 2017 by daneni1(m): 2:54pm On Dec 22, 2017
I will 4ever thank KPMG for the security training I received y I was still there, most especially dat of password.

Eg. @lant!c@
Romance / Re: My Beautiful Girlfriend End Our 5 Years Relationship Because my Career Pursuit by daneni1(m): 2:38pm On Dec 18, 2017
Rainmania:
But bros with this your English sef, how you been take graduate? Na this English you wan use go further? No wonder you couldn't land a job.
Biko just go into spare parts business. Thank you


Person wey him heart don break dey know aw to write better grammar.

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Business / Re: Open And Own Paypal Account by daneni1(m): 6:46am On Dec 13, 2017
I don't aw real this is, but I can say that I was able to open a PayPal account with my firstbank aacct

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Romance / Re: My Open Confession by daneni1(m): 4:38pm On Dec 08, 2017
Where are the fotos
Romance / Re: Please Help! My Boy Friend Has Body Odour by daneni1(m): 3:03pm On Dec 06, 2017
biacan:
Why are you crying 80% of Nigerian men have body odour.......dirty set of beings


Men offend u?
Romance / Re: 24 Things A Woman Ought To Never Do When She Meets A New Man by daneni1(m): 4:15pm On Dec 02, 2017
Tell dem
Family / Re: . by daneni1(m): 6:46am On Nov 30, 2017
Oboy
Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Meets 'Tallest' & 'Shortest' Men In Dubai (Photos) by daneni1(m): 8:39pm On Nov 29, 2017
Estherfabian:
I sincerely prefer the shorter guy! shocked

Madam, where have you been?
Romance / Re: If You Really Need Somebody To Talk To About Anything Drop Your Number. by daneni1(m): 6:18pm On Nov 22, 2017
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Sports / Re: Pls Join Now If All U Do Is Always Place A Bet And Has Never Won. Let's Meet by daneni1(m): 3:19am On Nov 22, 2017
08093512118. Pls add me
Career / Re: Lagos Bus Conductors To Wear Uniforms From January 1 2018 by daneni1(m): 10:47pm On Nov 19, 2017
I remembered wen d same govt said Okada men should always be on helmet as well as d passengers. Lo and behold, after six months dem no trouble dem again.

Now dey have come with another, conductor to wear uniform. Ok na, make we dey see how long e go dey effective.

It's one thing to make a policy, it's another thing to stick to it.
Business / Re: Nigeria’s Inflation Declines For Nine Consecutive Months by daneni1(m): 12:21pm On Nov 16, 2017
Ogonimilitant:
Government of lies. Propaganda and deciet.
I will beleive this government only when l buy a bag of Rice N7K they met it when they took over.

APC is only visible in the media

Na only rice u dey chop. Me wey no dey lag self know say rice self cheap pass beans
Romance / Re: Nairaland Fastest Fingers First Thread! by daneni1(m): 10:16pm On Nov 15, 2017
Choi....i don miss
Literature / Re: Letter To The Grudgeful Soul From Anothernigerian by daneni1(m): 6:18am On Nov 14, 2017
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Literature / Re: Letter To The Grudgeful Soul From Anothernigerian by daneni1(m): 6:17am On Nov 14, 2017
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Religion / Re: Reno Omokri's take on the debate about tithing. by daneni1(m): 1:59am On Nov 07, 2017
Wow...dis explain it all
Forum Games / Re: Is There A Word You Can't Make A Sentence With? by daneni1(m): 6:47am On Nov 03, 2017
Dead people no longer exist on earth.
Forum Games / Re: Naruto Character Contest(the Comment With The Most Like Wins) by daneni1(m): 11:58pm On Nov 01, 2017
SHIKAMARU.....i so love that shadow guy and his analytical skills

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Romance / Re: My Second Experience With Babalawo by daneni1(m): 3:10am On Oct 30, 2017
Baba, come and continue oooo

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Family / Re: The Woman I Hate To Have As Wife by daneni1(m): 10:05pm On Oct 17, 2017
CEEcey:
undecided

You can always identify a poor man through his speech

who cannot adjust to any situation of life

Nonsense!!!

Marriage is not a do or die affair
No woman should be made to suffer all in the name of marriage

A poor man with nothing to his name a low self esteem is all I can see



Being broke doesn't mean a guy shouldn't have a choice, cuz no one is going to be broke forever.

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Literature / Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by daneni1(m): 6:23pm On Oct 15, 2017
ZUBY77:

Yes

Choi..... Oga Zubby77, I no understand how I go continue from ur blogg oo. Others I intend reading were attached with a certain price for one to read.
Family / Re: Pictures You Can Relate To If Your Mum Is A Typical African Mum by daneni1(m): 4:59pm On Sep 20, 2017
I miss my mom big time...I can relate to all of those.

Me: Mummy, I no belleful oooo


Mum: with that amount of food you consume, u no belleful, go drink water if u no belleful.

On me playing football.

Mum: how many times I don tell you make u no play ball again. you no wan hear word abi. I no kill my mama ooo and u no go kill me, dat statement comes with some stroke of cane.

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Admits She's Getting Fatter In This Adorable Photo by daneni1(m): 8:09am On Sep 20, 2017
Right from when I don get sense dey watch Naija home video, Chika Ike don be my crush.
Romance / Re: Pls Help A Nairalander.... Help Save A Life by daneni1(m): 11:49pm On Sep 19, 2017
Have been following this tread ever since it was created. Nobodys, the lord is your strength.

I wish your mom quick recovery, even if I can't help financially, I will always remember her in my prayers at all time.
Romance / Re: Secondary School Boy Surprises His Girl On Her Birthday With Gifts & Gets A Kiss by daneni1(m): 5:57pm On Sep 18, 2017
MhizzAJ:
This is totally wrong Just imagine undecided See the way she is locking lips with the guy happily...at her age

It's very hard to see a secondary school girl that is a virgin these days
Who are u to judge?
Politics / Check Out Nigeria Military Operation by daneni1(m): 12:47pm On Sep 15, 2017
Check out Nigerian Military Operations by Geo-Political Zones in the Last 2 years

Health / Re: How I Contacted HIV From Sleeping With Different Prostitutes At The Age Of 24 by daneni1(m): 9:15am On Sep 15, 2017
Faith is the starting point of all accumulation of riches.
Faith is the basis for all miracles and all mysteries which cannot be analyse by science.
Faith is the only antidote for failure
Faith is the element, the chemical, which when mixed with prayer, gives one direct communication with God.
Faith is the element which transform the ordinary vibration of thought, created by the finite mind of man, into the supernatural equivalent.
Faith is the only agency through which the cosmic force of God can be harnessed and used by man.


Calm bro, it's not the end of the world, I once read somewhere dat, "when you stop worrying about your problem, you kill that problem. But where you think and meditate over such problem day and night, that's when it bcomes a killer.

My advise is this, use your drugs, live a normal life and forget or take away d impression that you have contacted HIV, and let faith filled your heart.
Romance / Re: Girl Replies A Guy On Facebook After 5 Years After She Saw A Pic Of Him In US by daneni1(m): 6:14pm On Sep 14, 2017
Napoleon Hill said "Success have no apologise and failure have no alibi. One should not even forget that success is the best revenge. that's the case of that guy and dat gal.

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Romance / Re: 60 Years Of Marriage Still Together As One. by daneni1(m): 1:10pm On Sep 14, 2017
happy anniversary to dem
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Most Painful Thing Anyone Has Ever Said To You? (read Mine & Tell Me by daneni1(m): 4:57pm On Sep 11, 2017
CoolSmithz:


I thought I was the only one.
jiraya sensei
neji
especially itachi
it was an epic heartbreak.


Neji's death was more hurtful dan dat of Itachi, it is destined for Itachi to die due to his ailment.

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