Evaberry:
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1. I love you but I want to focus on myself, you are a distraction. chai I felt like crying.


2. Just because two people like/love each other doesn't mean they will end up together. I rolled my eyes till they hurt.


3. You are too intelligent for me, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep up with you. I had mixed feeling about my brain that day.


4. I like you but you are too young for me. I regretted ever telling him my age.


5. Pain killed Jiraya sensei. I hadnt watched that episode of naruto so when my cousin told me I was so angry I slapped him, then I started crying

never tot I could find a lady watching Naruto. Till this day, dat has been my best animated cartoon.

sorry for d beating. unlucky for u two, you guys have been suspended by the VC of OAU. Na now una wahala start, u and lamba.

I thought dey said we are out of recession, y is 1st bank laying off staffs wen in actual fact, recession is one of d major reason companies lay off staffs massively.

Ashley86400:
Guy, your mates are using Samsung and IPhones. . .you still dey use Blackberry . . .


Your mates are buying girls new phones and Ipads. . .you dey buy girls underwear and pads. . .

. . .and you want her to take you seriously?

Easy on d guy na, him be student na. where u want am to see money buy all u mention, abi u want am to join yahoo. if dem catch am now, na u go first shout na dem "Afonja"

Well, it seems the tip is for the female folks. Nice one dear.

LARRYDKING:


I know schools like UI, Lautech, and all northern schools will opt in for an indefinite strike. OAU definitely wouldn't. Ifé has beef with the umbrella bod

IFE is to commence exam today, I doubt if d strike will hold here in OAU

LARRYDKING:


I know schools like UI, Lautech, and all northern schools will opt in for an indefinite strike. OAU definitely wouldn't. Ifé has beef with the umbrella bod

IFE is to commence exam today, I doubt if d strike will hold here in Ife.

Make I no lie, she no fine for my eyes ooo

Shortyy:
So? How will this change this price of garri and red oil in the mkt?

Well here in Ife, a cup of garri is 25 naira and in some other places its 20 naira.

U sure say u dey buy garri at all

Iamtwenty4:

Morning bro, my office is in ikeja, call me on 07068831978 and I can sell to you at wholsesale price.

Thank you, I will get in touch with u wen I am ready.

baba4thegehs:
You try. But how can I spend 250k on an high end smartphone when I can get a UK used for 50-100k ? Makes absolutely no sense to me.
Even the new phone you bought today will one day become used. Regardless of the flaws which you said is peculiar to used phones, the used phones market in Nigeria will still represent a larger proportion of the market more than new.

Anyways everyones buying decision is guided by a few important factors outside just being bothered about warranty and free gifts.

UK used phones comes with receipt
Some UK used phones comes with warranty if you buy from a reliable seller at Ikeja
90% of used phones rarely develop faults.

I have never bought a brand new phone and I have never spent a huge chunk of money to fix a used phone. I am very meticulous when buying on that regard it is rare for me make mistakes.

Cased Closed.

Bro how far, pls link me up to any reliable shop I can get a good UK used fone at Ikeja

ok na.....Federal govt keep losing in reality and winning on d face of Newspaper.

unipol:

You are right bro, but now it is difficult to know the genuine one. I was also stranded in 2001 at a jamb centre. I discovered on arrival that the centre was changed . I have to use my returning fare to get to the newly announced centre. I begged but only the conductors or is it agbero(bus loader) that gave me 100 Naira. The driver allowed me sit in attach and I was like so God can use even conductors to save me.

True talk bro. There was one time, sometime last month. I was gisting with a friend of mine a stone throw away from my house, wen a lady walked up to me to seek my assistance in buying food for herself and her daughter. I lied that I had no cash with me though I felt bad until an elderly man gave her some cash.

Lo and Behold, on Monday evening, the same women walked up to me again and I was like is it every time? I just boldly tell her I have nothing.

phlamesG:
Op This your story funny o

I've also had similar encounters with this shameless set of people mostly in BRT bus parks. You'll see a well dressed individual begging you for money to complete transport.

How can someone leave his/her house without complete transport fare.
D thing tire me gon na b4 I dey give but now lai lai

It all depends as not all are beggars, I have once been stranded on the way b4, I had to swallow my pride to beg someone to pay for my tfare.
Moreso, I have also paid for someone Tfare b4, don't generalize.

All way na way, abi no be so?

Na only for Africa my grandfather mate dey follow us drag leaders of tomorrow.

Come 2019, we go take am by force by fire......Hope this dream go come to reality

nurex01:

Both Messi and his father were given 21 months in jail — sentences likely to be suspended as is common in Spain for first offences for non-violent crimes carrying a sentence of less than two years.

They appealed to the Supreme Court.

Chai, so messi no go follow drag world best this year just because of say him trust his dad to handle his money well.....This remind me of the ''This Life telenovela" where d dad ask the son to jump from the celling promising to catch him, and after jumping without holding him, he warned him never to trust anybody.

Morale of this is: TRUST NO ONE EXCEPT YOUR GOD

Even if he see pepper on a normal day, him go run

Benekruku:


The husband is due for a second wife!

Dey are coming for you.

tTis is Eric Moore at surulere, beside Government College surelere lagos. That's how that school has been through out my six years in GCL....Even wen Fashola was renovating sec schs in Lagos then, he never touch Eric Moore. I hope Ambode do something about the state of that sch.

manikspears:
Maybe the snake fell in love with you

hahahahahaha

I remembered back in d day, wen we went to visit
our grand parent. One faithful morning, my mom asked me to go to d stream to fetch water. on getting to the stream, I met a guy fishing and during this period, a snake came out of no where in d stream, d guys quickly withdrew his hook in shock, after swimming(snake) for a y, it went away and d guy continued his fishing.

Me on my own part, being an innocent kid, went into the stream to fetch water and was abt climbing d step out of d river wen d snake appeared again, I was so so shock to d extend that I couldn't move any part of my body, d only thing I was doing at dat moment was to cry.

Lo and behold, maybe becus I didn't try to run or show no sign of harming it, it just went in between my two legs without harming me and swam away.

To this very day, whenever I remember such incidence I still marvelled y it never bit me.

Afam4eva:

What you just said is common in every language. In Nigeria, you don't tell an elderly person how are you.

This is d question I keep asking myself. What is wrong in asking an elderly person "how are u"

That same person, I can also ask him "how was his night" and he won't be angry.

I just tire, well it differs tho..... cus this rule doesn't apply in a formal setting.

Blessedgurl:
Lolz

Even the so called efikos at one time or the other experienced this.

Mathematics is no respecter of students when you see questions when be like family lineage.

Na true ooo, dem go give u indices, person go solve am enter simultaneous equation all in d form of looking for x wey no dey applicable to life situation.

Abi na simultaneous equation wey be say na matrices u go need to use break d question so as to get answers.

However, maths is not dat difficult, once u are taught, solve as many questions as possible so as to master it.

Peterpatrick134:
If I still ever want to swap my phone slot will always be the number one place that comes to my mind, I have been there, they treated me with all hospitality, they also gave me a good price for my iPhone, am a living testimony, I got 60 percent of the amount I bought it, although I have used the phone for a very long time, don't listen to what people are saying, go and see things for your self, seeing is believing, slot trade in always the best

U dey work for slot abi?

So d mark wey dey my face na jaju.....make I no lie, I like d mark oooo as e fit me

Is the stamp duty on all form of account if so, shey me wey be student go still dey pay d same kind of proportional tax with all those baba olowo.

shu....mmm still dey alive

No male among d siblings, maybe d parent were looking for a male child that's y it got to 10. I just dey talk my own oooo, b4 one person go attack me.

hopefulLandlord:
I book this space, I'll destroy OP if it hits FP

it has hit FP ooo

whywhyogun:


do you feel stupid to have an argument with a "troll" for 1 whole page before other people remind you , that, you are timid to resume it ?

smiles.....nice argument tho, but it was baseless as I learn nothing from it. cus all you are after is sex object and nothing more.