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Romance / Re: A Lovely Lady Needed For A Serious Relationship. by daneni1(m): 7:43pm On Apr 01, 2019
grin
Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by daneni1(m): 10:12pm On Mar 26, 2019
I self services once or twicecin a week......tho I really don't enjoy it again haven been doing so since 2007, but one thing i have done to avoid watching porn which is what triggers the desire to self-service has been loads of movies in my phone. Once d tot(masturbation) comes up, I just watch one of d movie in my phone, this takes my mind off masturbation and by the time I am done watching, d desire to masturbate would have wiped out.

I hope this help you tho.

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Travel / Re: 5 Simple Ways Low Income Earners Can Save Cost On Transportation by daneni1(m): 7:12pm On Mar 12, 2019
it all boils down to where one is heading to too.

leaving somewhere like eko hotel roundabout to surulere as early as 5pm can be inhumane for those entering danfo bus. Those conductors no dey smile oo, the way dey increase transport fare eh...infact they adhere strictly to the law of demand and supply.
Politics / Re: 2019 Pre And Post Election Memes by daneni1(m): 2:52pm On Feb 27, 2019
No forget this one too

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s GDP Grows 2.38% In Fourth Quarter Of 2018 by daneni1(m): 10:30am On Feb 12, 2019
diadem10:
Sai Baba. Despite earning 60% less than Jonathan due to fall in the price of crude oil from 110 dollars per barrel under Jonathan to a paltry 50 dollars under APC administration yet Buhari has done much more. Baba 2much projects, na next level we dey go jare. God bless Buhari.





Jonathan sank us into recession by looting us dry during the time of plentiful.

Despite Buhari administration earning 60% less yet he's come up with plenty projects such as

Our railways at itakpewarri, Lagos-ibadan, kaduna-abuja etc,

The production of low cost fertilizers,

Zik maoseleum

Baro inland port,

Rice mills,

Foreign reserve increase from #26b to #43b,

Construction of our express highways such as enuguonitsha, Lagos-ibadan etc.

Social policy schemes such as tradermoni, npower etc

And most especially, stabilizing us through this recession which happened because jonathan failed to save despite earning 60% more than Buhari coupled with the fall in the price of crude oil from #110 per barrel in 5 years under Jonathan to a paltry #50 per barrel under Buhari administration yet Buhari was able to keep us afloat while having many projects to his name thereby surprising Ngozi Iweala and Charles Soludo who predicted recession because jonathan failed to save during the time of plentiful.

Sai Baba. PDP, Neva again.


Never again for pdp Brother......its another 4+4 bro

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Romance / Re: Were you ever asked out by a Gay or lesbian, How Did You Handle It ? by daneni1(m): 8:46pm On Feb 07, 2019
I have been approached thrice.....Me always ask myself what dey see in me self. The first one was while i was still in sec sch, a good friend of mine but much older than i am. Immediately he brings out his intension, I just ignore and stopped talking to d baba totally.

The other one was in the Uni, as a guy wey dey hustle to feed and pay for sch fee and other bills for sch na, I need find something wey go give me money. It happened that i was a ticketter in a cafeteria and as such attend to people first b4 dey get their food.

Naso this guy go come and be acting all nice and cool, gives me tips at times, d day bros ask for my number, na dat day i know wadup, he kept asking me to be his bf, asking for my naked pics for some cash. Me just ignore him and his chat totally, till i misplaced my phone thats wen he stopped Pestering my life with pleads.

The current one is a guy that helps me handle expatriate files at immigration office, tho he hasnt asked me abt it but he has started showing triats of what others shows...I hope God gives me wisdom to handle his matter cus his is dicey as it affect my work.

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Romance / Re: Woman Proudly Shows Off The Chicken Stew She Made With Just 400 Naira by daneni1(m): 7:47pm On Jan 30, 2019
I have actually prepared a stew with #500 b4, but one thing is certain. I have majority of all the ingredients at home.
Romance / Re: Soldier Kneels Down To Propose To His Girlfriend (Photos) by daneni1(m): 4:48pm On Jan 12, 2019
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Politics / Re: 2019: Olawepo Hashim Lead Buhari And Atiku As Most Prominent Candidate Online by daneni1(m): 4:44am On Jan 10, 2019
grin we know where all this will end, by d end of Feb, we did know who will win the election.

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Business / Re: Egina FPSO: Samsung Eyes Future Opportunities In Nigeria by daneni1(m): 7:55am On Jan 08, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Regret Not Doing In 2018 And Your Goals For 2019? by daneni1(m): 11:04am On Jan 01, 2019
Have multiple streams of income

Get an apartment of my own

Pray to be chattered this year.

Try to graduate from the vaselinecrew

And I must get laid this year... .�

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Romance / Re: ... by daneni1(m): 12:45pm On Dec 21, 2018
LadyBeee:
yes I fear being single and lonely

Babe, make we meet up and talk na. Me get work ooo, and I no go ask u for ur money.
Romance / Re: xxxxxcc by daneni1(m): 11:50pm On Dec 19, 2018
SweetBuns:
go and get a Job

Aw do I get to your house
Health / Re: How To Maintain And Enrich Your Skin This Harmattan Season by daneni1(m): 10:50am On Dec 16, 2018
Harmattan no even show for lag one bit.... I miss my OAU days sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Did Linda Ikeji Fake Her Engagement? Nigerians Ask After Sholaye Jeremi Dumping by daneni1(m): 3:21pm On Dec 14, 2018
If there is anything I have learnt in my 20+ years on earth, "Its to never judge anyone, cus whatever u judge dem of will surely happen to you". I got to learn of this quote in the book " The game of life and how to play it". Till dis day, I try as much as possible not to be a jury over anyone, instead I just try to move on and understand things from their own view.

What happened to Linda, always happen to those who don't know the true story of the matter but are quick to condemn and judge d other person. Live and let's live.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Napoli: UCL (1 - 0) On 11th December 2018 by daneni1(m): 9:36pm On Dec 11, 2018
Fine goal from salah
Career / Re: Tell Three Equipments Of Your Work And Let People Guess What You Do by daneni1(m): 8:12am On Dec 06, 2018
Ishilove:
Biro, paper, computer

Accountant, banker, office admislnistrator
Business / Re: Has The Currency Swap Deal With China Been Effective So Far? by daneni1(m): 11:59am On Dec 02, 2018
thunderfirebuha:


Tell me what this LIFELESS regime has done for the Nigerian people if not killings, nepotism, hate,

It has given life to farmers in helping them with loans and subsidise the price of fertilizers.

The N-power program is one thing that is without favoritism, which also gives applicant some income y learning.

The completion of the Kaduna-Abuja rail lane is something to hold dear. However, you might say Jona started it, but it should also occur to you that its not who started that is been praised but who finished the work.

The implementation of TSA can not be overlooked too.

The economic crack down we are in is not the foault of this govt, for it has been predicted b4 now that it won't be easy for them.
Business / Re: Has The Currency Swap Deal With China Been Effective So Far? by daneni1(m): 8:39am On Dec 02, 2018
Iceberg3:
What do ye expect from a transaction by the lifeless jihadist?

We shouldn't be blinded by hate, such dat we forget to see d good in this administration.

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Business / Has The Currency Swap Deal With China Been Effective So Far? by daneni1(m): 8:05am On Dec 02, 2018
Since the currency swap deal was announced by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on May 3, 2018. Has there been changes in the Nigerian market in terms of fall in the prices of phones and electronics from China made product?

To those into manufacturing, has it aid the pressure of doing business? Bcus its one of the objectives of the CBN govt as regards going into such deal.

Please, give your opinio as regards this.

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Romance / Re: Mention One Thing You Will Never Do Again by daneni1(m): 10:24am On Nov 30, 2018
That's masturbation, that's d only thing I find hard to stop. As person no fit go ashawo house and even babe dey talk till wedding night.

Na Vaseline dy save me for that level.
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by daneni1(m): 3:17pm On Nov 25, 2018
Oga Centino, we sight u ooo

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Celebrities / Re: Tosyn Bucknor Died Of Sickle Cell Complication - Sister Funmi Bucknor by daneni1(m): 1:20pm On Nov 20, 2018
Xter92cy:
Her parent caused her death...Plz fellow NL try nd knw ur blood group nd dat of ur partner ....Abeg AS nd AS no work nd plz don't put God 2 test in situation like dis.....

Genotype
Politics / Re: How Buhari Sacrificed Amosun For Second Term Bid by daneni1(m): 7:55am On Nov 02, 2018
visijo:
If a baby born in the morning is called Monica, evening Evlyn, on the floor, Florence wat do u call a baby born in the car�?? � Abeg buhari matter sef

Catherine
Carolina
caries
Carmela
Health / Re: Please Help! How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Wrist by daneni1(m): 12:30pm On Oct 28, 2018
mykell56:
Hello Nairalanders, I have this Growth on my right wrist and i really don't know what it is or what caused it,i woke up one morning and found the growth on my wrist.

who has an idea of what this is and How do I get rid of this it's been there for a while.
it doesn't hurt but I want to get rid of it.

I have once had something of such on my wrist, it heals by itself. baba no fear jo
Romance / Re: Photos! Bride Looks So Sad At Her Wedding. What Could Be The Reason? by daneni1(m): 6:54am On Oct 15, 2018
Hmmmm
Events / Re: Man Who Resides Abroad Rides Keke To His Wedding In Enugu (Photos) by daneni1(m): 4:46pm On Oct 11, 2018
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Family / Re: Who Comes First - Husband Or Child? by daneni1(m): 7:43am On Sep 28, 2018
frozen70:
Children all the way
They are the least person that will brake your heart
what will u say to rebellious children.

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Health / Re: 7 Signs That Shows You Don't Drink Enough Water by daneni1(m): 3:09pm On Sep 20, 2018
ijemishkisic:


There are pH strips for it, you just just slot it under your tounge or you urinate on it. It will change colors according to your pH level, which u will now compare with another material that contains all the standard colors in any pH level. After seeing where your color falls, u will then know your pH level. So while u keep drinking, u also keep checking to maintain a balance.

But I tell u, most of us are so acidic (below neutral). This condition triggers acidosis, which is environment that most diseases live well and multiply. That's y most people have one sickness or the other. They just need to shift from acid to alkaline or at least close to alkaline level.

It is not easy though, because our environment and most food and water we take in are are all acidic. Port Harcourt here we suffer from black sooth in the air.

God will help us

Amen ooo

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