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Politics › Re: National grazing bill has expired, says senate by Danfuster(m): 2:19pm On Apr 20, 2016

Balkan:
Well, I know yorubas will not see anything wrong with the bill.

shut the fück up, yorubas don't want the fücking bill... We don't even want to hear an atom of it.

As for the fulanis, they should go find some kinda hybrid grass that will sprout well with their vast desert land... After all, no be all their land be desert; if their land is fertile enough to grow shrubs like onion, pepper, carrot, and tomatoes then growing grass shouldn't be a problem.

The North should fücking leave the West alone...

Family › Re: How To Cure My Anger That Is Affecting My Relationship by Danfuster(m): 9:20am On Apr 20, 2016

nubian999:
Simpleton. Go, Stay, Fly, Sit; I don't care. Whatever that will help you sleep at night.

I have dissed and dismissed you 24hrs ago but you're the one following me around nl!

lol I think you want a girlfriend but this is not the way.

Bye Pickle Dyck! Don't look both ways when you cross the road.

could you please exhibit that lady like attributes, I know you've got it. You're harming this thread

blah93:
C'mon baby, I could eat your ass

bro... Pls stop acting a fool, you're a man for crying out loud. I know you've got balls, you're playing the wrong cards and it's at the detriment of this thread.

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Celebrities › Re: Omg!! See What Security Officers Did To Female Student Of Abraham Adesanya Poly by Danfuster(m): 5:30pm On Apr 19, 2016

this is just so so bad

Phones › Re: Here's The 5 Apps You Should Remove Right Now From Your Smartphone by Danfuster(m): 5:24pm On Apr 19, 2016

in addition...i think the best way is to root your phone and Uninstal all them bloat ware and if you don't want to root your phone to avoid bricking, just simply disable the apps your not using in the app manager drawer.

N:B be careful what you Uninstall or disable cos some core app/drivers are necessary for the device to run

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Romance › Re: Hilarious And Brutal Truth... by Danfuster(m): 5:12pm On Apr 19, 2016

so so true... Only real mature Gs tho

Romance › Re: Seriously In Need Of Your Advice by Danfuster(m): 5:10pm On Apr 19, 2016

if you're the only one trying to revive/reignite your relationship... I'm sorry to tell you, she's already made up her mind bout moving on. Stop flogging a dead horse, leave the horse and start walking... You never know, a wild horse is waiting for you ahead. Isn't it fun and thrilling trying to break a wild horse.

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Family › Re: How To Cure My Anger That Is Affecting My Relationship by Danfuster(m): 4:50pm On Apr 19, 2016

[b]I don't need to say much cos the posters above has given you a cue, take it and make the best of it.

If you're a guy you're most definitely going to have to deal with your woman being a smart mouth... Most women are smart mouths, they're so overprotective of their feelings their mouth goes into action before their brain kicks in. I'm not trying to paint the women folks black, just to be fair... A few men are like this too.

I remember this one time I and my gf was in a cab, we was having a convo, we had to say some sensitive things and she did the smart mouth thing. Instantly I faced her to give a response, I open my mouth looking her straight in the eyes, closed my mouth and said "never mind". I told the cab guy to pull over, at this time we were about 15blocks to getting home... I paid the cab guy (her fair inclusive); I told her "I want to walk, I'll meet you at home". I later got home and we worked it out.

I was really angry that I could have lashed out at her in the cab but I did that in a subtle way.

What I did gave her time to think and realize what she did wasn't the smartest, which she was very remorseful for. It also gave me time to calm my nerves and handle it maturely.

I've been able to apply 2 simple quotes in situations like this

1. "Raise your word and not your voice"

2. "the biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand; we listen to reply"

Op! I hope this helps. [/b]

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Romance › Re: There Is No Such Thing As Gender Equality. by Danfuster(m): 1:24am On Apr 19, 2016

Make I perch here...its about to get gangster

Crime › Re: Man Murdered By Assassins In Abakiliki, Ebonyi State. Photos by Danfuster(m): 9:15pm On Apr 18, 2016

o42austino:
Vikings?.... U go university at all?.... Guy that na NBM oooo...

I'm not in for this unbeneficial argument, it is whatever you call it.

Adios

Crime › Re: Man Murdered By Assassins In Abakiliki, Ebonyi State. Photos by Danfuster(m): 8:18pm On Apr 18, 2016*

Style007:
Lol. See the yellow sockings he is putting on, I suspect he is an AXEMAN. Lol N.B.M u people should go for h.I.t. Hehehehe yeye people, go school una no gree

HOPE AM NOT EXAGERATING THOUGH

I was just gonna comment on the yellow stocking, that's a coding for a BK. Some of this kids start looking for them to join when they gain admission, don't be surprised some of them are initiated before even writing JAMB

Politics › Re: Olugbenga Babatola Elected African Mayor In London(pics by Danfuster(m): 7:55pm On Apr 18, 2016

silent10:
I luv u too nw where do u liv pl's?

Niggá!... Don't act a fool, you're better than that

Politics › Re: Olugbenga Babatola Elected African Mayor In London(pics by Danfuster(m): 7:34pm On Apr 18, 2016

godoluwa:
so cooking with red oil is now a sin?

Don't mind the hypocrite... They cook with a whole palm kernel

*spits*

Politics › Re: Olugbenga Babatola Elected African Mayor In London(pics by Danfuster(m): 7:29pm On Apr 18, 2016

EMMAUGOH:
ofenmanu people
[b]It is your kind that cooks their soup with a whole palm kernel...keep shooting yourself in the leg.

Romance › Re: I am now a changed person by Danfuster(m): 9:18pm On Apr 17, 2016

vizkiz:
nah... Read my comment again, you will get another meaning to it

Like she's high on some endtime fulani herdsmen cow dung I do notice some inconsistency in the write up

Family › Re: 2016 Bride Price In Umuahia, Abia State (photo) by Danfuster(m): 9:09pm On Apr 17, 2016

nawa ooo . Na to dey warn my babe make she caution her family cos this kind list can ehn.. Na die

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Romance › Re: I am now a changed person by Danfuster(m): 9:05pm On Apr 17, 2016

vizkiz:
something tells me op is not op. If you know what I mean

are you saying op is too dumb to look that pretty

Nairaland General › Re: The Manchineel – World’s Most Dangerous Tree, And Every Part Of It Is Deadly by Danfuster(m): 8:52pm On Apr 17, 2016

Wey the pic of the tree and it's fruit

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Shares Beautiful Selfies by Danfuster(m): 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2016

I can't help but think this girl has had some kinda fix done on her face...i mean, her cheeks used to look big likes shes got eggs in em...

Anyways... Nice selfie

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Autos › Re: Buy Honda Cbr 2009 by Danfuster(m): 1:21pm On Apr 17, 2016

how many CC and how much is it going for

Romance › Re: One Sure Way To Know Who Your Heart truly Desires. by Danfuster(m): 12:17pm On Apr 17, 2016

Toks2008:
Normally i don't respond to trolls or unintelligent comments but im actually doing this cos of what i just observed from your comments talking about the embolden.

I think you are very prone to developing cancer of any sort because Bitterness breeds cancer(google it).

1.You called the theory crap(Opinionated vulgar Bitterness)
2.You think of your coworkers who offended you in bed at night.(Serious Bitterness)
3.Wanting to exert(Not exact) revenge on them.(Pathetic Bitterness)
4.Asking a CEO to get a job because you are pained that he does what he enjoys doing in his free time(Unwarranted witchcraft Bitterness)

If you don't stop this act,you just might be plagued with cancer so i will continue to help you in prayers.

choi mehnnn... This na suplex bro K.O

Romance › Re: One Sure Way To Know Who Your Heart truly Desires. by Danfuster(m): 11:56am On Apr 17, 2016

zoomman:
Bro abeg three bottles of cold orijin and asun for you abeg manage am....we think alike Big time.

thanks bro, I appreciate that.

Na everyday I dey beg baba God make in transform the COMMAS in my life and put them in my ACC BALANCE... What's life without a BALANCE

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Investment › Re: 2million Naira, But No Business Ideas by Danfuster(m): 11:42am On Apr 17, 2016

otedola1:
My idea is dis, if you need small Transporter Bus for your Haulage check my Van @ 900k, the bus has berthed on Friday and good for your Business thx15/04/2016

your idea Is for me to buy your van?! ... I have a van already bro... I'll gladly consider any other advice

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Education › Re: 17 Mathematics Equations That Changed The World Totally by Danfuster(m): 9:36pm On Apr 16, 2016

maths the best thing that's happened to man kind.

Did you notice all the feminist Wanna be no surface for here... All they know how to do is create some stupid logic.. smart mouth bitaches

Family › Re: Join Siena In Celebrating His Birthday With His Wife And Kids! by Danfuster(m): 9:20pm On Apr 16, 2016

happy birthday to you sir, you've been a light to so many on this forum. May you continue to grow in wisdom. Don't forget to relinquish your 2001 Audi S8 Quattro 4.2 V8 2 x DOHC 40V to me

Romance › Re: Me N Bae by Danfuster(m): 5:47pm On Apr 16, 2016

banjo022:
I know ur problem... u r a frustrated jobless half baked graduate. The economy must be hard on u. but not to worry I could help u n ur family out. I have the d position of a refuse disposer vacant in my house. pm me if u r interested. lemme help ur family out of abject poverty. tnk u

I laugh in swahili when I see small boys like you bring relative into exchange. Your idiotic peanut brain probably sent neural signal that this post would hurt me... Lmao , diagnosis accompanied with analysis just show your cerebrum is not optimized.

Look... I am not here to caress or pamper your ego. The saying ''age is just a number'' has never been truer when applied to moróns like you. I will never associate myself with someone of your ilk who lacks the mental inclination to write a post with decent English ... Such an oxymoron for a morón.

I wonder how your so called "bae" agreed to date someone with no modicum of smartness, you think you can come here and display your stupidity in grand style but we also show that fück boys like you have no room here

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Investment › Re: 2million Naira, But No Business Ideas by Danfuster(m): 4:41pm On Apr 16, 2016

oglalasioux:
Invest that money in transport business. Buy buses or tricycles and give out on hire purchase. The return on investment is very lucrative and fast. I'm suggesting according to the money in your hand at the moment.

I concur with you. I have about the same amount and looking to go into transport business, I brainstorm day and night how to multiply this money.

I'm looking at doing small Haulage to start with, I'm starting to get ideas how to market my services, meeting a selected group of market women/men, provision sellers etc. Offering them mouth watering deals at cheaper rate, stating why they should take advantage of my service as I am new to them ( best option as you're still growing your customer base)

You just have to think...you don't always have to start something new but the old thing better than it is done

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Romance › Re: Me N Bae by Danfuster(m): 3:40pm On Apr 16, 2016

banjo022:
slowpoke.. did I ask u 2 comment

You're such a moronic fücktard

You probably shared the link of the post with her . Ass licking insecure low self esteem niccur

*spits*

Family › Re: My Postnor 2 Disappointment Turns A Blessing by Danfuster(m): 12:37pm On Apr 16, 2016

what a blessing

Romance › Re: Me N Bae by Danfuster(m): 12:28pm On Apr 16, 2016

seriously!... One would think from your look, mustache and beard you're mature but you're just a proof of the saying that states "age is just a number". Grow up boy... This is so not the platform to do this, you might think this bashing is unnecessary but do think about it

By the way... You both look good together

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Crime › Re: Lover Plans To Use Girl, 17, For Money Ritual by Danfuster(m): 12:05am On Apr 16, 2016

DCMIX:
Lunatic On Nairaland

as in... he didn't even bother to read through. If only he knew it was his brother Chibuike

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Romance › Re: Male Or Female Which Are More Jealous. by Danfuster(m): 11:41pm On Apr 15, 2016

[men are more jealous but taming it is one of the attribute that makes us men.

Women on the other hand don't know how to hold their own, they start protesting like a wild house not wanting to break

Car Talk › Re: Fastest Speed You Have Ever Driven: Car, Place, Time? by Danfuster(m): 11:00pm On Apr 15, 2016

darmylolah:
I understand what u meant sir, I meant lag abeokuta/shagamu road. And d SL500 could make 100km/h in 6secs, so making 260 ws within 18secs sir. Thkz for ur comment.

You're welcome sir, I hope to set my own record with my E430 V8 16plug

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