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2kurupt:the emboldened : you're still saying the same thing as I am. Your right about your other statement but my assertion is for the OP to recall how he made the call. |
OP: you probably pressed 11 without you knowing it. This is bound to happen if you're using an android phone with all its keys on the screen. Normally your proximity sensor would lock your screen turning of the display but you probably alter that function due to the way you positioned your phone. The time of your call gave me the idea that you was laying down on your side with the phone on your cheek while it rang away. Your phone balanced on your check bone causing your proximity sensor to disengage and bring up the keypad... Unfortunately, it dialled "11" to copy the caller tune Disclaimer: this may not be the case and neither am I MTN staff, I'm just reasoning the technical logic. |
Oh God! |
as hilarious as it is... There is an iota of truth in it |
olac21:what does it matter bro... |
what a shame |
don't you ever forget to lap, flicker and suckle on that clit... While you're at it, jam this songs "Tyga - ready to fück" "j Cole - can't get enough "" j Cole - in the morning "Drake ft Lil Wayne - he'll yea" |
KashyBaby:you gotta to be Nigerian to be in the know how...never make a Naija babe to comfy, they start to feel they're irreplaceable. Alot of them don't know how to return a simple gesture, they forget men don't require much to be pleased, we don't ask to be spoiled with goodies like them but attention and care You assure her every now and then how much she means to you with spontaneous words and she can't return a word... Jesus Christ!...a lot of naija babes needs schooling |
lots of secret here... I use the eye contact alot, women especially... Makes them uncomfortable to tell a lie |
never show a woman how much you care, they always take that shii for granted... They start to think you're a weakling |
Stanleywaxy:I have that bro... Check this "Tyga- ready to fück", "Lil Wayne - amazing Amy" "Lil Wayne - that's that shii I don't like (dirty)" |
Stanleywaxy:yea... My favorite song now is "Drake ft Lil Wayne - he'll yea" |
Stanleywaxy:follow your discretion man, what I wrote is real and it's time I rip my heart out, put it in a chest and hide it away... A woman worthy would find it , the rest who don't... Well, you know what becomes of them |
I regret not FÜCKING her before she passed away, she had yansh so big you can see it from the front. R. I. P to her My weakness is falling too deep and being loyal, i gotta fix that shii |
journerman:I wonder oooo...yet he's still wailing. My school EKSU is not the best but they will never set this kinda question, talking about one of the schools that has the highest numbers of professors, considering every house in Ekiti has a prof. In all my 5yeara studying Engineering in that school, all number one questions are compulsory with lots of Roman figures and it carries the major mark... Calculation filled I.e "answer 4 questions, No1 is compulsory " Question 1 ____30marks (a)I II III IV V Ekiti: "Fountain of Knowledge" OP: Thank your stars you're not in southwest schools, you'd probably be in 700Level, I can remember I met some broses in school and left them there. |
AutoBen:engine bay pic pls.... Gazzuz , Siena.. This oga dey claim say him get V4 engine oooo |
my fetish for dual tail pipe no be small... Gotta hustle more to be able to afford this baby. I've vowed never to drive anything less than a V6. Happy sale bro |
catlova2:where's your sense of adventure...you obviously haven't tried guré (waterleaf) soup with bread, apón(ogbono) with rice or bread, I don take them chop yam sef You're so missing |
this is why I say to my fellow kinsmen... Never ever, I repeat never ever go overboard for a woman. You lavish all that money on a wedding where she takes all the glory, even right from the IV "Tiwa weds Tunji" only for you to realize she was not all worth it. How else can you define a bad investment |
shamecurls:yes you can... It's very sweet, it's better when you have it with fresh Bread. I'm dead serious bro |
I've been searching for a V4 of this model but all I've been seeing is an I4, OP I am very interested as long as it's V4, where's your location |
How much for this furries |
1.3, if you game, give me a mention |
ireneony:who your comment epp |
just ball into the camp with rolls of gwap... Mehn! My days ehn. I went to camp with 250k, never touched my meal card, turning up day and night, never drank sachet water.. Eva water all through, I wash down N100 suya with 10k Andre, had a regular sit with my goons at Guinness stand... All the soldiers were my friend cos I was spoiling them errynight. You need to see how this I never chop girls dey swam around me... Mehn, money is good. I patronized all the food vendors in one week that way I knew who made the best delicacy for different food
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the poster above the one above me tho... Her boobs be peeping out from the side. Seems she's wearing a push up bra not her size |
pinkiberry:go put assunder between Lola and Peter then |
pls wait for Jesus... He'll be here with the rapture |
food for thought |
sauce pls... Oh! Source I mean |
I'll be back to edit |
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