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 Romance › Re: When Your Coworker Calls You Pretty And Tries To Do You Favors, Does He Mean It? by Danfuster(m): 3:52am On May 01, 2016 |
if I call you "beautiful" then brings out my cóck and tell you "do me a favor, suck me till your nose runs" ... Will you still ask what It means?!  |
| Romance › Re: I Unconciously Poisoned My Fiance With Impotency by Danfuster(m): 3:46am On May 01, 2016 |
KashyBaby:totally disappointed in you that you lost your sense of fairness over this matter. What evidence do you have on the claims of him sleeping around, where did she state in her write up that she caught him? Nawa for all this feminist sef 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How To Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Care (for Guys) METHOD 2 by Danfuster(m): 3:30am On May 01, 2016 |
it's useless if she's insensitive to know she has/need to return the gesture...typical of Naija babes |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Steals Your Airtime Easily At Night by Danfuster(m): 3:24am On May 01, 2016 |
2kurupt:the emboldened : you're still saying the same thing as I am. Your right about your other statement but my assertion is for the OP to recall how he made the call. |
| Phones › Re: Mtn Steals Your Airtime Easily At Night by Danfuster(m): 3:05am On May 01, 2016*. Modified: 3:57am On May 01, 2016 |
OP: you probably pressed 11 without you knowing it. This is bound to happen if you're using an android phone with all its keys on the screen. Normally your proximity sensor would lock your screen turning of the display but you probably alter that function due to the way you positioned your phone. The time of your call gave me the idea that you was laying down on your side with the phone on your cheek while it rang away. Your phone balanced on your check bone causing your proximity sensor to disengage and bring up the keypad... Unfortunately, it dialled "11" to copy the caller tune Disclaimer: this may not be the case and neither am I MTN staff, I'm just reasoning the technical logic. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Wow Today Is The Happiest Day Of My Life Because My Girlfriend Told Me This by Danfuster(m): 2:37am On May 01, 2016 |
Oh God!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hillarious Exam Questions by Danfuster(m): 1:41am On May 01, 2016 |
as hilarious as it is... There is an iota of truth in it |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by Danfuster(m): 1:30am On May 01, 2016 |
olac21:what does it matter bro... |
| Politics › Re: Funny Tweet Reply From NEPA See Pic by Danfuster(m): 1:28am On May 01, 2016 |
what a shame |
| Romance › Re: Be Warned!!!! When A Girl Asks You To Lick Her Wet Vagina Dry. Do This Pls (20+) by Danfuster(m): 1:16am On May 01, 2016 |
don't you ever forget to lap, flicker and suckle on that clit... While you're at it, jam this songs "Tyga - ready to fück" "j Cole - can't get enough "" j Cole - in the morning "Drake ft Lil Wayne - he'll yea" |
| Romance › Re: How To Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Care (for Guys) METHOD 1 by Danfuster(m): 1:01am On May 01, 2016 |
KashyBaby:you gotta to be Nigerian to be in the know how...never make a Naija babe to comfy, they start to feel they're irreplaceable. Alot of them don't know how to return a simple gesture, they forget men don't require much to be pleased, we don't ask to be spoiled with goodies like them but attention and care You assure her every now and then how much she means to you with spontaneous words and she can't return a word... Jesus Christ!...a lot of naija babes needs schooling |
| Romance › Re: 22 Mindblowing Mind Tricks You Can Use To Fool All Your Friends by Danfuster(m): 12:50am On May 01, 2016 |
lots of secret here... I use the eye contact alot, women especially... Makes them uncomfortable to tell a lie |
| Romance › Re: How To Show Your Girlfriend How Much You Care (for Guys) METHOD 1 by Danfuster(m): 12:34am On May 01, 2016 |
never show a woman how much you care, they always take that shii for granted... They start to think you're a weakling 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by Danfuster(m): 12:16am On May 01, 2016 |
Stanleywaxy:I have that bro... Check this "Tyga- ready to fück", "Lil Wayne - amazing Amy" "Lil Wayne - that's that shii I don't like (dirty)" |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by Danfuster(m): 11:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Stanleywaxy:yea... My favorite song now is "Drake ft Lil Wayne - he'll yea" |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by Danfuster(m): 11:40pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
Stanleywaxy:follow your discretion man, what I wrote is real and it's time I rip my heart out, put it in a chest and hide it away... A woman worthy would find it , the rest who don't... Well, you know what becomes of them |
| Romance › Re: What Is The Thing You Regret The Most From Your Past Relationships? by Danfuster(m): 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
I regret not FÜCKING her before she passed away, she had yansh so big you can see it from the front. R. I. P to her My weakness is falling too deep and being loyal, i gotta fix that shii 1 Like |
| Education › Re: Exam Hall & Condition In FUTO (photo) by Danfuster(m): 6:38pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
journerman:I wonder oooo...yet he's still wailing. My school EKSU is not the best but they will never set this kinda question, talking about one of the schools that has the highest numbers of professors, considering every house in Ekiti has a prof. In all my 5yeara studying Engineering in that school, all number one questions are compulsory with lots of Roman figures and it carries the major mark... Calculation filled I.e "answer 4 questions, No1 is compulsory " Question 1 ____30marks (a)I II III IV V Ekiti: "Fountain of Knowledge" OP: Thank your stars you're not in southwest schools, you'd probably be in 700Level, I can remember I met some broses in school and left them there. |
| Autos › Re: Super Clean Registered 2007 Toyota Rav4 Limited 4WD - V4 - Leather by Danfuster(m): 5:48pm On Apr 30, 2016 |
AutoBen:engine bay pic pls.... Gazzuz , Siena.. This oga dey claim say him get V4 engine oooo   |
| Autos › Re: S-O-L-D*** Tin-can Cleared 2009 Honda Accord Silver Color*** by Danfuster(m): 12:32am On Apr 30, 2016 |
my fetish for dual tail pipe no be small... Gotta hustle more to be able to afford this baby. I've vowed never to drive anything less than a V6. Happy sale bro |
| Celebrities › Re: Lessons From Tee Billz And Tiwa Savage Drama by Danfuster(m): 2:31pm On Apr 29, 2016*. Modified: 3:54pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
catlova2:where's your sense of adventure...you obviously haven't tried guré (waterleaf) soup with bread, apón(ogbono) with rice or bread, I don take them chop yam sef You're so missing |
| Celebrities › Re: Lessons From Tee Billz And Tiwa Savage Drama by Danfuster(m): 1:05pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
this is why I say to my fellow kinsmen... Never ever, I repeat never ever go overboard for a woman. You lavish all that money on a wedding where she takes all the glory, even right from the IV "Tiwa weds Tunji" only for you to realize she was not all worth it. How else can you define a bad investment 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Lessons From Tee Billz And Tiwa Savage Drama by Danfuster(m): 12:53pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
shamecurls:yes you can... It's very sweet, it's better when you have it with fresh Bread. I'm dead serious bro |
| Autos › Re: Super Clean Registered 2007 Toyota Rav4 Limited 4WD - V4 - Leather by Danfuster(m): 12:23pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
I've been searching for a V4 of this model but all I've been seeing is an I4, OP I am very interested as long as it's V4, where's your location |
| Pets › Re: Lhasa Apso Puppies For Sale,pure Breed Puppies by Danfuster(m): 11:13pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
How much for this furries |
| Autos › Re: 2004 Camry Se With 4 Plug And Alloy by Danfuster(m): 8:18pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
1.3, if you game, give me a mention |
| Celebrities › Re: Breaking! Lil Kesh Part Ways With Ybnl Label (now Yagi) ; See Olamide's Tweet by Danfuster(m): 12:50pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
ireneony:who your comment epp  1 Like |
| NYSC › Re: 2016 Batch A Corpers: Things You Must Take Along To NYSC Camp To Avoid Stress by Danfuster(m): 12:18pm On Apr 26, 2016 |
just ball into the camp with rolls of gwap... Mehn! My days ehn. I went to camp with 250k, never touched my meal card, turning up day and night, never drank sachet water.. Eva water all through, I wash down N100 suya with 10k Andre, had a regular sit with my goons at Guinness stand... All the soldiers were my friend cos I was spoiling them errynight. You need to see how this I never chop girls dey swam around me... Mehn, money is good. I patronized all the food vendors in one week that way I knew who made the best delicacy for different food
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| Crime › Re: Two Keke Napep Thieves Burnt To Death In Delta State (see Photos) by Danfuster(m): 9:03am On Apr 26, 2016 |
the poster above the one above me tho... Her boobs be peeping out from the side. Seems she's wearing a push up bra not her size |
| Family › Re: This Happens When You Marry A Yoruba Man (photo) by Danfuster(m): 8:44am On Apr 26, 2016 |
pinkiberry:go put assunder between Lola and Peter then |
| Romance › Re: My Type Of MAN By Aipete2 by Danfuster(m): 8:37am On Apr 26, 2016 |
pls wait for Jesus... He'll be here with the rapture 8 Likes |
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