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CelebritiesRe: Movie Producers President Queen Blessing’s Message To Emeka Ike Ex Wife by DangoteIvy: 9:07am On Dec 28, 2023
UncleKoboko:
PEOPLE NEVER CHANGE IN THIS LIFE, MOST TIMES, IT'S LIFE SITUATION AND CONDITIONS THAT BENDS PEOPLE TO MAKE THEM APPEAR LIKE THEY'VE CHANGED....

A thief is forever a thief...

A promiscuous woman never changes...

A wayward SLÚT never changes...

A druggie is forever a druggie...

Emeka picked this woman from the gutters, brushed her up and she later grew wings to deal with him. I know personally that she physically attacks him. Of course, People won't talk about the countless times she hits him, but will capitalize on the very few times he hits her back.

One thing I can never tolerate from a woman is she attacking me, I WILL BEAT YOU BACK BLACK AND BLUE.
HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR HANDS AGAINST SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T FIGHT?


THE AWARD OF THE MOST MISERABLE AND EVIL WIFE OF THIS YEAR GOES TO THE FOLLOWING:

1, WÙNMI... MohBad's olosho wife

2, MohBad's mother...

3, Emeka Ike's wife.
Mtchew. SB who attended primary and secondary school in Europe, Netherlands is who Emeka picked from gutter.

[color=#000000] He was already an older far established actor in Nollywood🇳🇬 when he preyed on the young 16yo to 17yo half-caste Birracial girl who just moved to Nigeria with her African mom, just outta secondary 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱school 🎒, and still naive & inexperienced.He Emeka lke is a groomer.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Lucky Aiyedatiwa: Ondo Assembly Commence Impeachment Against Deputy-Governor by DangoteIvy: 8:46pm On Dec 27, 2023
Pakute:
Little wonder Akeredolu doesn't want to go back to Ondo, he doesn't want to see him again face to face.
Behaving as if your boss won't make it back alive , O wrong nau.
This comment! 27/Dec e shock 😲 he didn't make it back alive. shocked 🙏 Life 💔

https://www.nairaland.com/7737637/lucky-aiyedatiwa-ondo-deputy-governor

PoliticsRe: Lucky Aiyedatiwa Makes First Appointments As Governor by DangoteIvy: 8:35pm On Dec 27, 2023
Him for make the first official appointment announcements starting from tomorrow morning 🌅🌅 to 12noon latest, let all state government flags fly half mast for Akeredolu Today 🌄🌆
HealthRe: Leukemia, The Disease That Killed Rotimi Akeredolu by DangoteIvy: 6:56pm On Dec 27, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Imagine a world without Sicknesses & Diseases.

If not for that foolish Eve wey go chop apple. All of us for dey enjoy paradise now. angry
Lolgrin
CrimeRe: 120 Kilos Of Cocaine Wash Up On Australian Beaches by DangoteIvy: 4:13pm On Dec 27, 2023
grin
FamilyRe: Woman Rejects Christmas Car Gift From Her 200 Level Undergraduate Son (photos) by DangoteIvy: 4:12pm On Dec 27, 2023
folake4u:
If this isn't a skit, then her actions are commendable.

My city has "Yahoo Boys Mothers Association" and it is painful to watch.
grin shocked
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Akeredolu, Other Governors Who Died In Office by DangoteIvy: 4:09pm On Dec 27, 2023
Rip

CelebritiesRe: Portable Defeats Charles Okocha To Win Keenly Contested Celebrity Boxing Match by DangoteIvy: 7:43am On Dec 27, 2023
LegendHero:
Ultimately, Portable's skill and determination prevailed as the referee announced the final result, declaring Portable the triumphant boxer.
No way, l suspect foul play ⏯️. Portable, grin in fact both parties should have been subjected to rigorous Drugs testing & laboratory analysis & Doping blood work before the boxing 🥊 match.

Both look like druggies/ suspects that can take Drug Enhancers and hormone boosters & illegal sports performance Enhancing steroids to have an unfair advantage
especially that Portable cool

Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9-5 Jobs Are Not For Tall People In Nigeria by DangoteIvy: 9:59am On Dec 26, 2023
Babysho:
It's impossible to get used to this but thank you. I'd like to get the perspective from tall people working in Lagos.
SharingIsLife:
I guess your main problem here is that you're not used to public transportation in Nigeria because you have your personal car. So my advice is that you should just try to get used to it. After all, there are many tall people that commute across Nigeria.
🔺Saving to get a personal car🚗

🔺intensive 🚴🏋️🏋️🏃 Workouts/physical Exercise at the Gym, a Minimum of 3hours weekly or 180minutes of intense workout every 7days, will help to ease the pains, relieve the stress, and maintain your gait.



N:B:--
Only one week like that , l ran 5hours total on the threadmill, and trekked outdoors a total of 8hours for the week,💪l could tell the difference.
Actually WHO recommends a minimum 150minutes of intense physical exercise weekly. It helps a lot.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DangoteIvy: 12:02am On Dec 26, 2023
Superpack589:
It’s that time again — when your friends and family members who know you’re into Bitcoin text asking if now is the time to buy.

A time that signifies we’re at another peak in bitcoin’s price.

I know, I know. How bah-humbug of me.

But the truth is, if you’re thinking about buying bitcoin right now, it might not be the best time to make a sizable purchase — despite the fact that we might see spot bitcoin ETFs (exchange-traded funds) approved in the near future (possibly as early as January).

Why?

Let’s start by looking at bitcoin’s price action during periods leading up to the last two Bitcoin halvings. (The next is due in late-April, when block 840,000 is expected to be mined.)

Bitcoin halving cycles last about four years (210,000 blocks produced at approximately 10 minutes per block). At the commencement of each cycle, the block subsidy reward that Bitcoin miners receive is cut in half, which triggers a bitcoin supply shock.

Historically, bitcoin’s price has risen dramatically during the year and a half that follows the halving. The price then tanks and trades in a range for the cycle’s other two and a half years.

From late-2013 until mid-2016, when the second halving occurred, bitcoin’s price fell from $1,166 to $156. It then rebounded to $780 — 67% of the previous all-time high — before falling 40% to $472 in August 2016.

The $472 price point marked a local bottom just one month after the second halving took place.

From late 2017 to late 2018, bitcoin’s price fell from $19,666 to $3,150 before rebounding to $13,882 — 70% of the previous all-time high. By March 2020, its price had fallen 72% to $3,867.

$3,867 marked a local bottom two months before the third Bitcoin halving, which occurred in May 2020.

Another two-and-a-half-year period that precedes a Bitcoin halving is coming to an end. This period began in late 2021 and will end in April 2024, when the fourth halving is scheduled to occur.

During this period thus far, bitcoin’s price has fallen from $69,000 to $15,522 before rebounding to $44,759 — 65% of the previous all-time high.

This 65% rebound — the current one — is awfully close to the 67% and 70% rebounds we saw in the two previous cycles.

And so the big question now is: Will bitcoin’s price retrace significantly leading up to the next halving as it has leading up to the two previous halvings?

If bitcoin’s price were to fall 40% from these current levels — as it did in 2015-2016 — we’d see bitcoin’s price at $26,855. (As of writing, it is approaching $44,000).

If it were to fall 72% — as in 2019-2020 — we’d see bitcoin’s price at $12,532.

I’ve seen very few people mention such numbers in the wake of the euphoria bitcoin investors are currently experiencing.

So, will this time be different?

Aren’t we waiting for billions of dollars to flow into bitcoin almost immediately after the spot bitcoin ETF is approved?

Maybe.

No one knows whether an approval of a spot bitcoin ETF is priced into the bitcoin market yet.

Some believe it is and that the announcement of a spot bitcoin ETF will be a “buy the rumor, sell the news” event — a situation in which bitcoin’s price rises in anticipation of a spot bitcoin ETF announcement, as it has been, but then sells off once the ETF is announced.

Others say it’s a “buy the rumor, buy the news” event — a situation in which bitcoin’s price rises in anticipation of a spot bitcoin ETF and rises again once the ETF is announced.

The truth is that no one knows what will happen in the wake of a spot bitcoin ETF being approved and coming to market.

And with Bloomberg analysts predicting a 90% chance of approval by January 10, 2024, hardly anyone seems to be asking the following question: What happens to bitcoin’s price if the spot bitcoin ETF isn’t approved? (Though CoinDesk did.)

This scenario could easily be grounds for a significant drawdown in bitcoin’s price. The drawdown might not be as severe as the previous two, but it would likely be notable.

Also, what happens to bitcoin’s price in the event of a hard landing?

While the powers that be and major institutions will have you believe that we’re on our way to a soft landing or, at worst, a mild recession, those of us who remember hearing the exact same rhetoric in 2008 aren’t so convinced.

A number of reputable outlets have stated that we may be amid a “melt-up” — a situation in which asset prices rise parabolically before crashing catastrophically.

This isn’t hard to believe given that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is at an all-time high, while the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq are almost there, as well — all while we’re still in an environment in which investors can earn over 5% risk-free in money market mutual funds.

If a melt-up is currently taking place and bitcoin’s price is going along for the ride, then there are two more questions we have to ask: How high does bitcoin’s price rise before it comes crashing down, and what sort of investing strategy is best to employ if this is the case?

While the first question is difficult to answer, the second isn’t as challenging.

By all means, continue to HODL your BTC and DCA (dollar-cost average) into the asset, as these investment strategies have proven fruitful for anyone who has held BTC for more than four years.

The one thing you might want to avoid amid this euphoria is aping into a large position at these levels — especially with any sort of leverage. (To quote the Founder & CEO of Custodia Bank, Caitlin Long, “A fool and their leveraged bitcoin are soon parted.”)

If we see a massive drawdown in bitcoin’s price, you’ll want to have some cash on the sidelines to buy, not find yourself bitcoin-less and cash-strapped due to acting like an overzealous gambler.

As always, we don’t know where bitcoin’s price will go from here. Maybe it actually will move up only both into and beyond the halving.

But if history repeats itself and bitcoin performs the way it has right before prior halvings, we may see bitcoin at a significantly lower price as the halving in April 2024 approaches.


Copied from CoinDesk
🔥🔥 cool
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DangoteIvy:
Hamachi:
#𝘽𝙞𝙩𝙘𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙋𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮:

2010: $0.25
2011: $4.22
2012: $13.35
2013: $690
2014: $318
2015: $455
2016: $895
2017: $13,983
2018: $3,779
2019: $7,193
2020: $24,705
2021: $50,440
2022: $16,828
2023: $43,146
December 25th 2024: previous peak X2 projected $ 75k times two= any value from $$100 000 to $150 000. Certainly above $75k. Thanks to bull ♉🐂 run post April 2024 halving.

Ooks then on or before 25th December 2025 maximum: if the Madness trend continues, BTC projected price hovering around bottom $30k range lowest.

which is the new 🆕 mining ⛏️ difficulty level 🎚️ from $16k, post April 2024. Yeah a major crash after the profitable crazy bull 🐂 run before December 2025 maximum.

God abeg o , 🙏 Grant TA wisdom to know when to book profits and exit market, to return to buy at lower prices cool
BusinessRe: Folorunso Alakija Awarded 6 Offshore Oil Blocks By Sierra Leone Government by DangoteIvy: 4:28pm On Dec 25, 2023
kokozain:
May God bless our hustle. Money stop nonsense
grin
FoodRe: See The Chicken My Friend Got For 8k. ( Pics Ins.) by DangoteIvy: 11:10pm On Dec 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
I don't think it was measured in kg.
These things are not costly. @me, I have a digital scale in my kitchen, where l personally weigh stuff before cooking for easy reference.
As l normally cook 100g of rice/beans and at times, 200grams/ 0.2kg

Every kitchen needs one mehn.

Attached photo: for visualization

FoodRe: See The Chicken My Friend Got For 8k. ( Pics Ins.) by DangoteIvy: 9:40pm On Dec 24, 2023
fadilaMaikiriki:
My friend said he got this chicken for about 8k. This is the chicken after it has been dressed. They are actually bigger than they appear in the pictures below.



Attached below are pictures of the chicken;
This eye 👁️ guage story too plenty mehn!.

HOW MANY KG/KILOS IS THE CHICKEN 🐔🍗?? bought at 8k
FamilyRe: Woman Sleep On The Streets After Husband's Imprisonment, Due To Lack Of Money... by DangoteIvy: 3:03pm On Dec 24, 2023
wrongnumber:
She is probably a clout chaser.

The UK has a law that supports housing vunulrable people especially those suffering from mental health issues.

As long as her GP can satify her mental condition, the local authorities are mandated to help her with accommodation.
Not spelt satify it's "Certify* .....As long as her GP can certify her condition, etc.

Synonyms certify:- corroborate, substantiate, verify, give proof of, validate, authenticate, attest ,etc etc
CelebritiesRe: Winner Of Davido's Abuja Timeless Concert Gets ₦5M Cash Price From Skyewise by DangoteIvy: 2:42am On Dec 24, 2023
[quote author= post=127595302]No Be Small Thing ooooo

Honestly Speaking, That 5million naira, can't buy one plot of land in Onitsha Main Town.

Only God Almighty, Will Surly Help Us Out

Nigerian Money, Can't Solve Person Problem[/quote] That's just around $4100 now Tinubu Nigeria. @$=1200naira; (5 000 000/1200

One could do lotta things with 5million in 2016/17 when $1=400NGN: that 5m was almost $12,500 usdt. And 4m =$10 000.
One would need around 12million plus for what 5m could do a few years back in 2017.
PoliticsRe: Vice President Kashim Shettima Receives Traditional Title In Anambra by DangoteIvy: 1:33am On Dec 24, 2023
Dpharisee:
Shettima is Kanuri and not Fulani, Kanuris have this sense of superiority complex against Fulanis and Hausas. They even warned Usman Dan Fodio not to bring his jihad to Kanuri land because they had more exposed Islamic scholars or he will be crushed and Hausa land conquered will be recaptured from him and Dan Fodio respected himself by avoiding them.
Most southerners can't really tell the difference.


To a southerner, They are all Abokis our northern Lord Lugard friends represented by ZO in WA ZO BIA.
& Predominantly Muslim majority Sharia Communities, although there are minority northerners who are christians. cool
RomanceRe: Should I End The Marriage? by DangoteIvy: 1:27am On Dec 24, 2023
onobire83:
I have 2 kids (boy and girl) with my wife in a marriage of 6 years , and I needed another child but my wife doesn’t (she went for family planning) what should I do?

Advice please
I have seen women die during childbirth., not like it's their first birth experience. Oga this one her spirit nor gree for the pregnancy, LEAVE HER ALONE.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by DangoteIvy: 11:45pm On Dec 16, 2023
grandstar:
My sister has a 4 bedroom house in West London. As at 2020, it was worth at least £1m pounds. This property is far more lavish.

Since she is buying in the UK, she would most likely have taken out a mortgage and she'll be paying interest on the loan. What I am saying is that she won't put the entire amount down.
cool
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Buys ₦1.7Billion House In London by DangoteIvy: 11:22pm On Dec 16, 2023
spencekat:
Convert it to pounds and state it also in pounds and not Naira.
1.2million pounds

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DangoteIvy: 9:07pm On Dec 15, 2023
41k 200 Support Holding for now, Be extremely cautious out there with opened positions for the next one week at least until BTC makes a strong Breakout move up or down & price action crystal clear.

STAY SAFU.
Photo: December 15th BTC analysis
Source: Cointelegraph

RomanceRe: I Can't Believe I'm Falling In Love With A Single Mother by DangoteIvy: 5:40pm On Dec 15, 2023
intruder15:
A single mother doesn't mean she is less than human. What matters is her story and how she fends for her baby. Does she depend on others to feed and take care of her baby? Is she working her ass out to ensure that she doesn't beg anyone for funds?
I find hardworking women attractive. They may be bossy and focused but also a baby when around the right person. Her story matters. It may be fabricated as well. Read between the lines.
cool
PoliticsRe: God Has Departed From Wike’ – Primate Ayodele by DangoteIvy: 12:34pm On Dec 15, 2023
Mbanda:
Obigbo massacre will never go unpunished.
cool
HealthRe: Woman Accuses Boston Fertility Doctor Of Secretly Inseminating Her With His Own by DangoteIvy: 10:14pm On Dec 14, 2023
Doktor angry
BusinessRe: Shoprite To Cease Operation In Kano From January 14, 2024 by DangoteIvy: 10:07pm On Dec 14, 2023
Rejouir:
High cost of Logistics have finish this one. The yoruba man who bought the Nigerian franchise will be wondering what kind of hectic and bad investment have i gotten myself into. grin.
cool
BusinessRe: Shoprite To Cease Operation In Kano From January 14, 2024 by DangoteIvy: 10:06pm On Dec 14, 2023
malali:
Capital flight

There is no business that can survive selling anything imported

Reason $1= 1200naira
The goods are now too expensive
Nigerians have very low purchasing power
These shops cannot make profit servicing only the few rich people in the country.
They are better off in a country with a buoyant middle class......

More shops will be closed, more foreign companies will leave as well.

Please Stop singing that song "Bola on your mandate"......You make the whole government look like a circus
cool
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DangoteIvy: 8:57pm On Dec 14, 2023
santos123:
grin I am sure you have it in your wallet.

No dear,but l am seriously thinking of stacking up and DCA-ing ALICE MY NEIGHBOUR from Christmas 🎄 to April into the next bull ♉ run.

Alice and Ape 🦍🦍🐒. So l can make some mad profit X 400% at least, should they go any where close to their ATH post bitcoin halving
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by DangoteIvy: 8:15pm On Dec 14, 2023
Ibime:
Guy you are still stuck in 2021 talking about SLP and Alice

Advice for those with low capital, make your way to SOL ecosystem and learn the system, it will be the Binance Smart Chain of this run
How do U mean?
Do U mind throwing a bit more light?
Are U tryna say ALICE utility is obsolete?
HealthRe: Onoh Chukwuma Richard: CEO Commits Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M To Betting by DangoteIvy: 11:53pm On Dec 13, 2023
manmade:
Depression is real ! It makes you consider your life as worthless and the only thing that may be appealing to you at that moment is to end it all, the decision could be taken within the shortest time you could ever imagine. It's always good to speak up whenever you're going through any difficult situations.... the fear of the unknown is one of the shortest route to depression most especially when you believed you don't deserve the trauma, only normal person dey fear death, a depressed man see death as his only true friend. Let's always watch out for our friends and loved ones ... May his soul rest his perfect peace and God grants his family the fortitude to bear the loss.
cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by DangoteIvy: 1:20am On Dec 13, 2023
yahoodetector:
Peter Obi eats 3 times a day. I can't say the same about you.

He gave out N5m to the victims of the drone bombings (an amount your parents have never seen or touched in their worthless lives and you personally will never touch till you die)


Deal with it!
shocked cry
People can be annoying but
This is too much Dear, you should have just insulted him without adding his parents.

Even if feeding was just 10k naira per month for lmouth, which is unrealistic considering costs of goods /services, and rent just 100k per year, his parents have certainly spent more than 5m in feeding , clothing and housing him from infancy 0years to at least 18yo .
adulthood, & even more...


Spare the old man & woman some relief.
Foreign AffairsRe: Turkish MP Suffers Heart Attack Right After Cursing Israel ( Video) by DangoteIvy: 1:14am On Dec 13, 2023
BeanmanX:
Create thread with Holiness and comment with Righteousness, the most Jobless and attention seeking Nairalander I have ever seen...

grin

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