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Celebrities › Re: OAP Toolz And Hubby, Captain Demuren Slay In London by dangotesmummy: 10:33pm On Apr 20, 2017
PapiSmith:
me:
yes you. You no get better friend tell you you dey stink. grin

All the thing wey you suppose use as sense, you don use am gossip grin

Buhahaha grin

The Ankara wey you wear make you resemble adult slowpoke grin grin
Romance › Re: Lady Tries To Convice Her Crush To Date Her. His Response Is heartbreaking by dangotesmummy: 10:31pm On Apr 20, 2017
Santi69:
After all the wahala, see His response cry
aye male o grin
Celebrities › Re: OAP Toolz And Hubby, Captain Demuren Slay In London by dangotesmummy: 10:24pm On Apr 20, 2017
PapiSmith:
See as the guy fear. Ordinary threat he don write the whole history of his family within 0.5 seconds.

Your brain should be traded for a basket of chicken feathers grin
erankkoooo hobiiiii tongue

E pain am tongue

Oro na dun otalara grin tongue

You sef see as the history of your pathetic like dey stink sotey your people dey help you cry grin tongue

Pepper body hobiii grin tongue

Frustrated pained man hobiii tongue grin

Chairman of weaklings of nl hobii grin tongue
Crime › Re: Man Narrates His Horrible Experience With Policemen In Sapele (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 6:56pm On Apr 20, 2017
That's how Nigerian police behave.sorry about the unfortunate incidence.Nigerian police are a disgrace to what real policing stands for
Celebrities › Re: OAP Toolz And Hubby, Captain Demuren Slay In London by dangotesmummy: 6:36pm On Apr 20, 2017
PapiSmith:
It like you are mad abi? undecided

1. Was it your father that provided my phone, subscription or charger that I can't post what I want?

2. Are you this stupìd that you can't mind your fücking business? Are you so dumb you don't know what MY OPINION (either right or wrong) means?

3. Seems you want to be unfortunate this evening... Try this shìt one more time and watch me bury you in seconds. Arindin undecided

See the retard trying to feel relevant. You're preaching to someone to mind his business while you're having headache monitoring someone else that hasn't given birth

Its you that will shoriburuku because you think you're all that. I'm ready for you because I know your type.

It's your type that will sit down early in the morning and be doing gossip chairman while your mates are going to work.it's you that will know why lagbaja hasn't given birth,why tamedu is at home


At the end of the day when it's time to drop money they'll be giving excuses.oloriburuku okunrin lowase shey.na your type dey lure neighbors children to your house with biscuits to rape them

Hobiiii.mad dog.you should bury your head in shame because you're not a man ,you're a weakling. When they're calling men just say you're a dog that looks human

Sholo stewpeed ni.emi ni mako e logban.eranko jati jati

I'm waiting for you to bury your mother that didn't train you on how to be a man.koni da fun e.omaragba fun eni
Celebrities › Re: OAP Toolz And Hubby, Captain Demuren Slay In London by dangotesmummy: 6:04pm On Apr 20, 2017
PapiSmith:
Is this one barren? Why you never get belle? undecided
Lord have mercy

1st of all what is your business? Is it your sperm or is it your vagina/womb? Are you related to the couple? Will their fertility issues add more Money to your account?

2ndly whatever you will feel offended by if spoken to you why will you say it to others?

I'm ashamed that I'm sharing nationality with you.tufiaaa undecided
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 3:46pm On Apr 20, 2017
Firstcitizen:
I cannot imagine that I was taking you serious initially. You quote scientific theories and destroy everything by quoting the above as source. So you and your close relatives have been experiencing Pen.is captivus.......smh.

It is genetic then and runs in your genes or what do you think?
I said discussions from the above wink
Travel › Re: Speeding Car Rams Into Billboard In Lagos, Catches Fire (photos) by dangotesmummy: 2:13pm On Apr 20, 2017
I have no sympathy for truck drivers who have accidents. You need to see them on the road speeding senselessly undecided

No regard for other road users,no obedience to traffic rules.when they're in hold up they'll be constituting nuisance on the road horning as if those in their front should leave the road for them.sometimes sef I wonder if they have break

There are some instances where they'll hit others cars and run away or even hit a person and run away
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 2:07pm On Apr 20, 2017
Firstcitizen:
Please can you reference any medical journal or empirical research results where you extracted this theory. Many thanks
source;

Relayed personal Experience from close relations, sex therapists and experience wink
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 11:24am On Apr 20, 2017
Sanchez01:
I really don't indulge shallow folks. Most of you there are pretty daft. Take to Google, now, please?
another jester parading himself as a professor of sex matters grin
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 11:12am On Apr 20, 2017
Sanchez01:
It is funny how majority on here don't understand my post. Below is my initial post to the OP who called on atheists;


Is it so hard to figurehuh

Well to answer your question;

It does, problem is, you don't get to see it reported. The version we have out mostly is that of cheaters.

I understand this question perfectly, but it would be better to revert to my original post above to find the answer to this. Interestingly, we live in a world dominated and controlled by men; it is okay for a man to cheat but not okay for a woman to do same. In Africa, a man laces his wife with a charm, the moment he suspects foul play, and the desired result is mostly tailored to fall under either of these:
a. Penis captivus: just as the case we have.
b. Magun: a situation which would see that the man somersaults seven times before giving up the ghost.
c. Magun: unlike the above, this would cause the man to remain thirsty and demand water till he dies.

That it is not in the media does not mean it never happened. I have been upclose with one before, and that was two decades ago. And yes, it was between two unmarried folks.

This is wrong. However, it is high among married, cheating women.



Stop misinforming people. Penis captivus has no business with how one rush sex. Every information you provided above is false. Basically, it happens when vaginal spasm occurs. Do not mistake vaginismus for Penis captivus. There is thin line differentiating both.
clown grin

What's the difference between vaginismus and penis captivus
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 11:08am On Apr 20, 2017
Firstcitizen:
Thank you for your response. However your assumptions and theory of fear as a factor is diametrically opposed to what science tells us hence is VERY invalid.

1."It's believed this phenomena may be caused by contractions of a woman's muscles during orgasm" It is the woman's nunu that clamps the penis.

2."This is extremely rare in humans (last documented case about 70 years ago) and usually lasts only a few minutes" All the cases seen in Africa lasted hours

I have scoured through medical journals on this issue and cannot find anywhere anxiety is mentioned as a culprit. Anxiety actually causes erectile dysfunction which makes penetration difficult.
2.the. Fact that it was documented 70years ago doesn't change the fact that it still existed but wasn't documented before that 70 years
1.that a woman has a very small and tight vagina is a very strong factor but there are some cases that the reason the vagina traps the penis for hours because the man uses force borne out of fear to pull out and the more he tries to pull out the worse it becomes.its like a woman suffering from vaginismus (,I hope you know fear and discomfort are the major reason for vaginismus) and if a man does not deal with the fear his partner is having vaginismus will still be present, so it's the same thing with what you call magun,if both partners don't calm down and pull out without fear and anxiety, that's how they'll stick together till Jesus comes
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 11:00am On Apr 20, 2017
IdeyFindWife:
These, too are presumptive

Manifestions of the supernatural need no proving especially here in Nigeria.

There is a saying which implies that when an advance phenomenon, introduced into a primitive society, is so advanced that there is no logical explanation for it within the available scientific framework, then people resort to calling such Magic.

But, ultimately how this surprises me, is the certainty with which charms like this are made in my own ancestral area too. And the accuracy of its workings as well as the fidelity of every specifics given to the client.

The odds are just unbeatable that it would be mere coincidences and speculations but they beat it everytime.
stop glorifying the devil and making him powerful than he really is
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie At Johns Hopkins University For African Conference (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 10:36am On Apr 20, 2017
talktonase:
congratulations to the wise and brainy one. undecided
thank you very much. Odayan moju grin
Romance › Re: Man Stuck Inside His Friend's Wife During Sex From The Back (Photos, Video) by dangotesmummy: 12:21pm On Apr 19, 2017
Firstcitizen:
The guy asked some very valid questions. Do you mind tackling them rather than being evasive. We all want to learn.

1. Why does it not happen between married couples?
2.Why did it never happen to the woman's husband?
3. Why have we never had a case of such happening to the high population of sex hungry unmarried people?
4. Why does it only happen when the woman is married and cheats?

Your response will be highly appreciated. Thank you.
1.it doesn't happen to married people because they're not having sex with the fear of being caught. Both partners are comfortable so they don't rush but penis captivus happens when the 2partners are rushing and fearful
2.it happens to men who also sleep with other men's wives
3.it cannot happen to unmarried couples because any unmarried couple that has sex do that on agreement and no fear since both people have no commitment to anybody they just want to have fun.that includes one night stand
4.it happens both ways
Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Stunning Makeup Photos by dangotesmummy: 12:00pm On Apr 19, 2017
So it's make-up that makes women look like how's.are you alright? undecided
PapiSmith:
Just take a look at a pastor's daughter. Not just any pastor but an AGO (Assistant General overseer)

Later they will stand on pulpit and say shìt about other people.

Y'all quoting me are too stupìd to reply.

Pastors saying shìt about others, calling them "children of the devil" because of the way they look and dress but here is his daughter looking like a Hoe.

Ain't they suppose to practice what they preach?
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie At Johns Hopkins University For African Conference (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 11:53am On Apr 19, 2017
mployer:
The only thing wrong about her feminist ideology is that she is deceiving naive women.

At home she is very humble and takes the D in the most humbling way undecided

It's all for packaging and career.
smh are you living in their house?

The kinds of sick imaginations your likes come up with to make your ego feel good hen.Lord have mercy grin
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Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie At Johns Hopkins University For African Conference (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 11:51am On Apr 19, 2017
talktonase:
make she do get belle abeg make she ugly small tongue
shut up.she has a child undecided

Dumb skull tongue
Travel › Re: Ahmadu Chanchangi Is Dead (Chanchangi Airlines Chairman) by dangotesmummy: 11:32am On Apr 19, 2017
Oshogun owo ni tongue
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A New Job: From Security To Account Officer by dangotesmummy: 11:30am On Apr 19, 2017
Op come and wash it for us tongue cool


Bring 6 pieces of fried chicken consisting of two chicken laps,2wings and 2 heart. 2 bottles of ice cold baylis

Another set of pepper soup and cat fish with cold 5 alive
Then stick meat aka suya, with 2eva wines

Asun alata swe see.peppery one then one cold tout. cool

That's all.bills on you tongue

Prayers on me cool
Crime › Re: Girl Beats Up Little Boy For Not Giving Him Milk After Sucking His Pee-pee by dangotesmummy: 3:47pm On Apr 18, 2017
Smh.it's a pity.I just advise you let it go because the Yoruba's say don't use panadol for another man's headache. If the father and mother see nothing wrong in sexual child abuse because of the stipends they're collecting from a pedophile which one is your own


Advice: please kindly mind your business and channel your concern on your own child. Because the world we're in is everyone should work out their own salvation. If you carry your load for hand and carry another person's own for head aye asolelenu.meaning if you chook mouth or head for another person child matter them go hang the problem that doesn't concern you on your neck



My dear mind your business o since pedophilia is fast becoming a culture and men are finding little girls sexualy attractive. The point is you have no control over how other people raise their kids,you only have control over how you raise yours.the era of a person raises a child while the whole community raises a child has passed.if they're even having sex with an underaged girl inside car I will gladly waka pass because at the end of the day the person you're trying to defend will say wetin consain you.na you dey feed me? Mashore daran o.the world is more dangerous than you think.no leave your own child and be forming child rights activists
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 6:10pm On Apr 10, 2017
Apina:
Yea, u are right. But most importantly, one cannot determine how others would act or react to various situations. Even within d situations u proposed, things could turn out for the worse. What if the person forcefully collect the food threaten to beat u join? In the same manner, a girl who dresses skimpily could be raped, or isn't that a possibility? So consideration for others and ones self through moderation is important.

Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 3:21pm On Apr 09, 2017
aloobright17:
what is pain?

Animal in the garden Ezi ofia
bloody illiterate grin

You don't know the meaning of PAIN grin

You deserve to die.you're just a waste grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 2:46pm On Apr 09, 2017
mctowel01:
small brain
you just perfectly described your brain size
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 2:42pm On Apr 09, 2017
aloobright17:
The more I look or sound stupid the more I drag you with me Oya follow.

Aturu awusa,Onye apari nwa abakaliki
chaiii e pepper am grin

Ewu

Castrated he goat grin
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 2:26pm On Apr 09, 2017
aloobright17:
Don't condemn armed robbery since your grandfather did it . Onye iberibe.
e pain am grin

onye ochi mechionu.the more you rant,the more stupid you look grin

All this cave men sef pretending to have sense they don't have grin
Family › Re: Lady Who Left Her Hostel At Gbagada For A Party On The Island Missing (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 2:24pm On Apr 09, 2017
It's girls like her that give men justification to call women fish brains

Nothing wrong in going for a party.no crime in that but to follow a random stranger you met at a party or club to his hotel room or house knowing how unsafe and dangerous our world is is downright stupidity

Whether he's an armed robber,kidnapper,ritualist,scammer, serial killer you don't know just because he dangled change at you

Anyway I hope she's found and I hope bimbos like her who have put their brain inside their brez or v@gin@ will learn
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 2:17pm On Apr 09, 2017
aloobright17:
Deceive myself in what way? person forced you not to put whatever you chose to put on your body? Or if I no follow you draw tattoo on my body that means I'm deceiving myself?

Next time try and make some sense.
oga Ade shut up abeg

How can you be condemning tatoo meanwhile some of your mothers or grandmothers put tribal marks on your body. What kind of hypocrisy is that grin
Celebrities › Re: Janet Jackson Splits From Wissam Al Mana, Her Qatari Tycoon Husband by dangotesmummy: 1:52pm On Apr 09, 2017
grin
Drazeen:
It seems all women want these days is someone to impregnate them. The next thing is to divorce him and raise the child alone.


I will die before i let any woman separate me from my child.
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 1:47pm On Apr 09, 2017
missnawty:
uncle Femi, my pierced nose isn't so obvious.. U might not even notice it cos it's as small as a pin. Bt with camel toe it's the first thing u notice.. Even from afar
for goodness sake what is your business with what anyone thinks about your dress sense undecided

Your Money, your life your body
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Latest Fashions That Christian Ladies Should Stay Away From by dangotesmummy: 1:44pm On Apr 09, 2017
Apina:
I understand and appreciate your stand but look at the context from which I made my comment. Moderation becomes necessary due to different levels of control. We all are not the same and our level of control differ based on what's involved.
i understand you perfectly but if a man is hungry and sees someone eating next to you,do you snatch the food from his hand?the highest you can say is please can I also have a taste? That's if he's willing to give you but if he's not or he says no you respect yourself and comot face.

In like manner if you see a girl that turns you on sexually the highest you can do is toast her.if she no gree you move front
Family › Re: Woman Smashes Her Husband's Car Windscreen After She Was Beaten By Him (Photos) by dangotesmummy: 1:26pm On Apr 09, 2017
dingbang:
Lol... Something wey she suppose use hit the man back, she carry am go hit object wey no dey feel pain..


Women and their reasoning sha...
ode she will recover from the physical pain after a few days but his pocket will feel the effect months after the body injuries is gone

Do you know how much it is to fix 1 wind screen,how much more 2

2violent and temperamental people got married grin

Wonders grin

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