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xynerise:
Safe side watching the current Nollywood movies where raw skins are exposed on per second billing ?

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]The villager wey do you this thing wicked ooo

Your number dey signature
You dey follow 1000 girls
You dey complement shape wey no dey dp
You no sabi talk to woman . All your talk na "Sup"
And all these hours on Nl, face 2 face you never see let alone kiss

Very soon, you go ask babe "What's your LGA?"
Brother mi, isn't it obvious there's something wrong somehow somewhere someplace?

The Nl guys are willing to commit you into 28 days of dry fast without...Your mace of destiny for don dey swell up with all semën wey don pack up.

We'll keep praying, bro. [/color]



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AbuMikey:
Bro, I major on Both sports.
Longest time o, how Have You been?

AbuMikey:
The Thunder that will Strike Pique is doing Press Up

vosquare:
wat abt rvp?

SailorXY:
the formation is unbalanced. if van Gaal should continue with his diamond (which i think he should, by the way)
- - - - - - - - - - De Gea - - - - - - - - -
Rafael - - - Jones - - - Rojo - - - Shaw
- - - - - - - - - - Blind - - - - - - - - - -
- - - Herrera - - - - - - - di Maria - - -
- - - - - - - - - Fellaini - - - - - - - - -
- - - -van Persie - - - Falcao - - - -

Ibime:
Jetlag is a function of time difference between zones, not of flying on a plane.

Falcaos body clock should be telling him it's nighttime in Colombia whilst Van Persie only travelled within Europe.

SIRcumalot:
I fuqing hope we're done with the Juan Mata experiment.
OGun kill anybody wey talk bad about rooney for this thread.

Odunharry:
If Van Gaal bench Falcao again thunder go fire am

Odilafta:
You are just a SMALLPENIS
have it in mind that your wife to be will be "managing" your smallpenis

MrCork:
...see yor head like motor cycle helmet......are u light skin? (no oofense)

MrCork:
....bro....when waz the last time u kiss anybody?....

...i bet yor pillow case is in trouble tonight

HARDDON:
Vic wor? Sorry to disappoint u.
A lion does not turn a puccupine at the flip of d coin. If every guy was like yours truly, men would eat at the very exalted tables they were fashioned for n not scrub scraps ...

Let's say I'm a voice of correction to these whack guys that don't know that not for naughts were they born .
N to C snubs like u who think d sun shines out of ur bu77s , try something more challenging like having Kul people who u can hv intellectual talks with n r challenging, not having 500bbm contacts yet none got brains.

"No disrespect buh I killa queen !"






Btw, how twisted can u get? Advertizing ur pin on ur signature so u can hv more recharge card clients? N when they don't send, u turn blind eyes to their pings ?

Odilafta:
Yea,some people prefer to use expensive phones and wear expensive clothes at the expense of their future..

Some of them that have Iphone 6,HTC,Blackberry,Techno android and the likes,have their parents wearing this:

Truckpusher:
Op ,how come you're fair in complexion yet your knee cap is darker than my asss?

Seun:
They can't send you PMs since you are not following them. Nice try though.

IrishKez:

SpcAgtOko:
Impossible

Jbluv55:
Nawa for you o.......

*goes to look for double barrel*

Jbluv55:
Hallo Love, thanks for being a sweetheart

*hugs her from behind and gives her a peck while making jest of Danhumprey *

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Jbluv55:
Why you nor come woo her during the wooing season na? At least just maybe you would have been a worthy opponent but I'm guessing you were damn too scared to go up against me .