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ITbomb:
I wish Danhumprey was not on this forum, I would have said my mind without fear or favour

SMH.

The less said about Slab head Maguire, the better.

Currently watching The Mentalist.
Old series, no doubt. First time watching it.

TrebleChamp:
Bruno will be gone next season anyway, we won't hear he loss the ball or play without direction anymore....

Where Bruno dey go next season?

Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!

Damn!

ITbomb:
This is just between me and you (no tell the OP)
Tell her this

The way you dress showing all your curves and banging body, my friends think say we don already run things and I no like make person accuse me for something I never do unless say I don do am.
So I will rent a house for you so that you can go and stay there

@OP, by all means, send her out of the house.
You sleep with her, guilt for family side go depress you
You no sleep with am, you will be tormented all the days of your life, it's like person wey wan stop masturbation watching porn everyday

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

ItBomb.

Equilibrium959:
This one is after St Luke hospital, anua.

Oh okay. That's weird.
Quite close to a hospital.

kalvoken:
There's a dead body lying along nwanyiba roads, going to university of uyo permanent site.

The body is decomposing and the government has not done anything about it.

Due to the smell from the corpse, I couldn't spare a second to take pix.

Mods, please forward to fp. The government needs to take care of this to avoid the spread of any form of disease

A dead body? Along Nwaniba road? Going to Permanent site?
Few days ago, there was a swollen corpse lying just close the roundabout at Ikot Ekpene road, close to university of Uyo Town campus. That corpse has since been evacuated.
Which corpse are you talking about now?

Mason Greenwood?

Lol.

It is what it is.

Paramount01:
Hello nairalanders,hope you guys days was good? please advice me on the matter on my mind.

I entered a relationship very early in my life as back as when I was still in secondary school with a girl in my area, we never had sex until wen she finsh her secondary school we started having sex,we don't stay far from each others house so is very easy for her to come over to my house when my parents are not around.

We had sex countless time and what did you expect from people that had sex every time without protection, the girl was pregnant. As at the time she was pregnant I was already in my 200level at the university and she was still looking for admission when I heard about it I told her to keep it but she told me she can't keep it that her parents will kill her so I gave her money to abort it which she did, we continue with our love affair but now very careful till I am about leaving for service, when going I told her I will surely keep myslef for her and she should also keep herself for me till I come that if I hear any rumor that she is dating somebody else I will just cut off the relationship so I left, after a year of service in the far east I got a job and she can't come to my side due to distance I later came home after 1and half year, as I saw her, I observed somebody else has touch her, her breast was full of milk I ask her what happen she said nothing, I later found out that she was pregnant for another guy when I was not around and she aborted it so the milk is still in her breast I was mad within me she beg and I forgive her.

Note all through my stay during service year I never touch any lady I kept my self for her as the promise I made with her,I stayed like 2 months at home before going back to my base,has I left she told me she was pregnant for me again I was shock but told her am not ready to father a child now that she should abort it, she aborted it and we continue our relationship but I only come home once in a year.

My mind was not pure with her again so I now start giving other girl attention due to what has happen before, I now met this new girl, we attend the same Catholic, we started has friend not until I begin to pick interest in this new girl,I asked her out and she agree which make me to forget this my old babe totally, the old babe complain and I told her I am sorry I can't continue with her again that my mind is not with her again, she begged but I told her parents I am not interested again.

My wedding with this my new babe will come up August but my conscience do judge me that i don't treat that old girl well by leaving her. pls help, what can I do?

Lol.

I don't mean or intend to judge you ooo.
But I find it particularly curious. You're a Catholic, a practicing Catholic, whether devoted or not, is a different story. How come you take abortion so lightly? Like you support it and persuade it?
Isn't abortion against the Catholic tenets?

KingTom:
Hehehehehehehe, it is ironic that the ones who were labelled as core members of the MESSIANIC cult, are the ones struggling to defend Ronaldo now, whilst the ones who labelled them are fed up with their goat this life sha. The other day me sef begin defend Ole for office

nitrogen:
I just saw the replay. Cavani’s shoulder was on par with the Everton guy’s leg.

Everton?
Na different match I watched today?

Our attackers didn't come with their scoring boots. Because what's with all those over-goal-post shots?
Haba!
Plenty chances wasted.
And Greenwood's selfishness still continues. SMH.

You just knew this match will end in a draw.
SMH.

Jorginho is at fault for that goal!
Fücking snail passenger!
Wãnker!

bamangar:
There are some great series that people don't talk much about. No one is hyping them at all. Y'all should check out YOU DONT KNOW ME, it's a great show, most especially there are Nigerian characters and scenes. Very intriguing and twisting..

Lol.
The first family, that's the guy, his sister and mother, are all Nigerian-British citizens. All three are Yorubas too.

Very nice show. Not sure there will be season 2.

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

She's not your real girlfriend, but your side girlfriend?
When they say all men are scum, na guys like you dey give that image fa.

Na wa ooo.

Relieved:
sounding like an imbec:le

LMAO.

OhBritannia:
Power book two season 2 has been a solid 10/10 so far.

Mehnn!!! I can't Wait for the episode 6.
Even though Tariq is a very disappointing child, i feel pity for him right for just two reasons.
I feel pity for him because of his kid sister.
I feel pity for him because of his girlfriend that loves him.

Tariq is just too small like a fish in a sea to be living this kind of life, he could have been killed a long time ago had it been this was real life.
Now that he is possibly doing life in jail, who is going to save him?
How will he get out now?

Well i think it's time for his mother (Tasha) to come in, she has been away for a very long time.

There are only two people now that can save Tariq.
His mother and Tommy.

That moment when his lawyer said i have something from your father, that moment sent chills down my spine ( ghost never dies)
Even in before he died, he knew his son was going will end up in jail.

My respect for ghost just tripled, indeed he was the king of the street.

I think cancel man Tate has some kind of soft spot for Tariq though and he might just try to save him too.

I am just trying to think about the moment tommy will show up

Damm we need Tommy.

What do you want Tommy to come and do for Tariq at this point?
To go gung-ho to the prison/holding cell and rescue him? Or to go and turn himself in, take the fall for all Tariq's crimes?

It was Cane who shot Ramirez, whose gun was found where Prof Reynold body was seen. It was Cane who shot Prof Reynold first. Tariq merely put the finishing shot.

Who will save Tariq from jail now?

MRTA7:
Pep has washed this league.

No lies, man.

Fedrick100:
Everybody just dey chop breakfast this December

No lies, man.

Amotolongbo:
Seems like there should be another section for boyfriends and girlfriends issues on Nairaland.

Married people who have legal commitments and backups don’t have as much issues as these gf and bf people.

Imagine having to struggle with another man (not woman like one) for one’s partner’s dick

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

Yet another comrade has tasted it.
The comrade revolution is happening soon.

Never seen Monet's head in a knot like this before. LMAO.

That Dante guy is like on some serious alpha male shit.

Killbillz:
Problem? Fvck problem.. ur body can cure anything... On a serious note girl u fine die. My exact spec. Small/medium breasts and a well rounded hips. Omor...

LMAO.
Comrade don loose guard.

Chibudollar:
You still follow it?

I do. Grudgingly.

Karleb:
You don't need to rate her better than Simi.

Asa is way better than Simi.

Majority of Simi's popular songs are above love while Asa can sing about just anything.

Asa is in a league of her own.

Where Asa come dey? She just disappeared under the radar. Just like that, abi na me no dey current?

TrebleChamp:
I hope Rangnick can sort out this midfield conundrum once and for all, we shouldn't be having Fred and McTominay as our main midfielders going forward.

Let's see how the winter transfer window shape out. Transfer rumours that Rangnick is eyeing good midfielders from RB Leipzig, that Hadara guy.