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Romance / Re: Its Fun Reading Hate Comment With Bae While Chilling In My House (photos by Danhumprey: 1:13pm On Sep 18, 2020
Wokeupandslayed:


omggg can't believe you have a wife and kids. so happy for you omgggggg.


but damn life has been crazyyyyy!!!!!!!
I'm soooo glad you are okay hunnay. life is so bleeped up.
Is this xoxochick? From back then? Those good days on Nairaland? shocked shocked shocked
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Danhumprey: 1:24pm On Sep 09, 2020
Anyways, I read somewhere that if a girl/woman loves a guy/man more than he loves her, na she go get hurt pass and wahala go dey.

Oh well...
Romance / Re: My Girl Is Too Attached To Me, How Can I Stop That? by Danhumprey: 1:23pm On Sep 09, 2020
Zealoy:
Hello guys pls I will like some advice from mature minds here, there's this girl am dating she's very pretty, sexy and hard working, she loves me so much that each day that she didn't hear my voice it will seems to her as if the world is coming to an end

The problem is I didn't love her equally the same way she loves me, initially I only wanted her for sex but she's getting too attached to me, and there's one certain man of God that warmed me to dump the girl am dating, which is her, my problem is how am I going to let her go without actually hurting her feelings cuz I know quite alright that she might hurt herself if I end the relationship between us. She's dangerously in love with me and I fear it will end in tears for her.

You don't even know what you have until you lose it all ontop "a man of God said".

SMH.

Na wetin plenty guys/men dey look for na im you wan throwaway so.

This life no balance at all.
Education / Re: UNIBEN Made Me Doubt My Intelligence by Danhumprey: 4:50pm On Sep 02, 2020
Karleb:


No. cheesy

But then, I can relate.

Seems typical of public universities in Nigeria.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Made Me Doubt My Intelligence by Danhumprey: 4:31pm On Sep 02, 2020
Karleb:
That was how I felt.
Huh?

You attended UNIBEN?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:00am On Aug 18, 2020
postdigger:


What about you? grin
Don't even go there, man! grin

This one no follow. Poor attempt, but try again. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: Finally Reborn! The Red & White Army: FA CUP Champions 2020 by Danhumprey: 6:39pm On Jul 12, 2020
Finally reborn?

Heh? embarassed
Religion / Re: My Real Life Encounter With An Angel Of God by Danhumprey: 1:15pm On Jul 12, 2020
ITbomb:
Angels are now into cab hailing biz, that's reassuring

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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Technology Market / Re: Laptop Power Bank by Danhumprey: 12:25pm On Jul 03, 2020
hahn:


Is this still available?
Lol. For sure it's still available. Price has gone up to #40,000 now for a piece. I made contact with the seller, JoshNka few days ago and that's the current price. embarassed
Crime / Re: Why Is The Girl Raped In A Mosque Not Trending by Danhumprey: 11:49am On Jun 30, 2020
ITbomb:
Rape on mosque na normal thing up there.

Rape in church calls for an inquest because it was not supposed to happen

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Romance / Re: He's came back. by Danhumprey: 12:34pm On Jun 24, 2020
Sandrazima:
There is a guy I met few months ago. He has all the qualities I want in a man. I met him him before the locked down when I travelled for a business trip to Abuja where he resides. We had a long interesting conversation and we realized we shared a lot in common and he seemed very into me.

I was sad when I had to return to Lagos because he was such a great guy. He said he occasionally travels to Lagos for meetings and business trips and that made me happy knowing that I would get to see him more.

The lockdown and ban of interstate travel distanced us for months but we exchanged calls and text messages all the time. The more I got to know him the more I fell in love with him. He told me he was attracted to me and I felt the feelings I had for him were mutual. We flirted a lot, exchanged pictures and talked about sexual topics.

A month ago he just stopped responding to my texts and calls. When I text him the messages will go through, but he won't reply. If I call him the phone will ring and he won't pick. We didn't quarrel and put last conversation ended on a good note. It's been a almost a month. I see he is online and he occasionally updates his WhatsApp status so I know nothing is wrong with him. I feel very disrespected.


Why would a guy tell you he likes you, flirt with you and then just disappear from your life? Doesn't he know that he is hurting me by acting in this way? Men are indeed trash.


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Romance / Re: I Proposed Marriage But I have now Lost Interest by Danhumprey: 11:43am On Jun 23, 2020
NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

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Religion / Re: . by Danhumprey: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2020
traihit:


I disagree with the part that says 'religion makes people comfortable doing evil'. You're implying that every religious person is evil while the ones who don't believe any religion is good right? There's something I want you to understand about black man and gods. The majority of humans especially the blacks only claim gods because they have vacuums to fill, without any need, very few people would still want a god. This is why many developed countries have fewer religious inclination. Meanwhile, those who serve a god because of a personal need can never live a moral life because morality isn't what drove them to god, their needs did. A lot of such people are in Nigeria and this is why it seems that people claim adherents to a religious dogma (because of their need) and they can't live its expectations. I am a Christian and beyond what I will eat or drink, I have discovered the golden rule as the ultimate requirement to have peace in life whether you're a theist or atheist.

Edited: I was once on the journey to atheism like some think it is the height of intelligence. It'd be self-deception for me to act like God doesn't exist. That I can't see him doesn't mean that.


Your "edited" part was pointless and made no point, sorry.

That you "were once on the 'journey' to atheism" means nada. Like seriously? What was that supposed to prove? It's you religious folks, in your usual attempts to put words in the mouth of Non-religious folks that keep equating atheism with intelligence.

No one ever said atheism is the height of intelligence, so I really don't even understand why you had to include that, maybe perhaps to cater to your venile insecurities? grin

And atheists don't express disbelief in God because they can't "see" him. Seriously, grow up and educate yourself on what atheism really means.
Religion / Re: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Danhumprey: 12:53pm On Jun 21, 2020
dalass:


We stop existing after death? Great!.

Please also answer the following:

What made us to come into existence in first place?

Where were we before we were born?

Why is it that people born same day don't die same day.. E.g my mom is a twin and her twin died almost twenty years ago?...

Thanks! grin

Your first question, no one knows exactly "what" that could be. Anyone who claims to know, is lying. Humans just make up shits to fill in the blanks, doesn't make those things true. And funny enough, on closer examination, those things have been proven to hold little water and force. They don't make sense to logical sane mind.

Your second question, no one knows exactly where we were before we came here. No one. And like the first question, anyone who claims to know, is merely lying. Reason these things out for yourself rather than following the narrative you were taught in Sunday school or was it the madrasa, what you read in the Bible and Quran, depending on whether you're a Christian or Muslim, books that have been proven to be filled with so much errors and contradictions that to a sane, thinking mind, they are atrocious and an insult.

Your third question could well rightly be considered illogical, but I'll respond all the same. Humans are different. Each human being is different and unique from the other. Even twins. That they are born same time doesn't mean they have to die same time.

Think! It's not difficult. Look beyond the indoctrinations you were subjected to while growing up.

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Religion / Re: If A Baby Dies Will He/She Go To Heaven Or Hell? by Danhumprey: 12:30pm On Jun 21, 2020
Openbusiness:

The baby goes back to Heaven where it came from. Why? Because a baby doesn't have the consciousness of good and evil yet while it is a baby, even though it was born into sin and has the seed or implant of the knowledge of good and evil inside it's DNA. And also because by the finished works of Christ, the keys of hell and death is now with Jesus, meaning that Satan doesn't decide who goes to hell anymore, he can't lay claims to the spirits of men with impunity like he used to do. And finally because God loves children. He said, Allow the children to come to me. So every child that dies is going to Heaven, not by their own power, but by the grace and mercy of God. There is no single baby in hell, not even 1

@bolded, quite a bold claim there.

Intriguing.

Pray tell, how do you "know" this?

I mean, have you been there, that you can confidently assert with 100% certainty that there's not a single one baby in Hell?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 10:46pm On Jun 19, 2020
Greatihex:
@nihilistjnr, Ernestly seek God for 21 days or 21 nights and he will reveal himself to you. Do this either through midnight prayer (12am) or praying and fasting for 21 days. Seek Him ernestly and he will reveal himself to you.






I'm sorry to whoever this does not concern who may feel disturbed.


So, one needs to go through all this mental and physical torture just so an all-knowing, omnipresent god will reveal "himself" to the person?

As how then will you know the voice that's speaking to you isn't your hallucination, voices in your head?

These jokes writes themselves. cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 10:41pm On Jun 19, 2020
nihilistjnr:


Bruh I'm tired of pastors I won't lie.

I saw Daddy G.O. post a video the other day about the rape case in Benin.

Man said he assures the culprit that he will continue to pray to God until the person us fished out.

Now here's my issue. Someone or some people raped and killed a reportedly pregnant woman in very the house of God.

Shouldnt that fact alone be enough to enrage God to strike the offenders dead on the spot? Or at least to fish them out?

What kind of God needs the pastor to continue to pray before he does the needful?

Why should he need reminders from a prophet in Nigeria to enforce the rule he himself wrote on tablets and sent to Moses.

Adeboye shocked me with that video. I watched it expecting to hear that he was promising to through the considerable resources of RCCG behind police efforts to catch the killer.

I expected him to appeal to his millions of members to keep their eyes out for the suspect whose name is allegedly already known(reportedly an RCCG pastor gangan)

Instead he told us he will be praying against rapists all over the globe.

What is it with pastors and useless shalaye sef?

See Greatihex too. He knows I'm a dad of two in a single income household during Corona crisis

Instead of him to reveal odds to me which I actually need, he wants me to fast for 21 days whilst also avoiding sleep.


Not only is he not putting food on my table, he's literally trying to take food out if my mouth

Inside life.

@bolded, you're a confirmed mad man! grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:36pm On Jun 19, 2020
CapitalCee:


I swear the guy is Verrrrrrrry useless like the P in psychology. Guy if u are expecting anybody to talk about Lindelof being a fraud here, you are on a long thing. Him, Martial and DDG are untouchables on this board, say anything about them, other than praises and hyping, you will be labelled as a hater

But that's not true. undecided

Mellow down on the exaggeration, will you?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:21pm On Jun 08, 2020
How come no one has mentioned or given credit to Kagawa for the way he raved about this Donny van de Beek guy?


Come on now, guys. lipsrsealed
Health / Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by Danhumprey: 6:31pm On Jun 07, 2020
Eberechi24:

Honey...
Right. I had that in mind, but it's kinda expensive. shocked
Health / Re: I Can't Smell Or Taste Anything, Please Help by Danhumprey: 4:25pm On Jun 07, 2020
daddytime:


I thank God for your life.

The shiit almost killed me during this lockdown.

I kept feeling empty from the inside, would eat, and still feel as if I am starving. Lost all sense of smell and taste. Whatever the smell and taste of water I got would make me go nauseous. Stooling seized for over 10 days. Was killing myself with all sorts of fruits to ease my stooling.

I frigging almost died by the time my wife got me to the Hospital.

The first hospital had rejected me due to my labored breathing for fear of COVID 19.

When the last hospital finally accepted to take me in after what seemed like an eternity of monitoring me outside their premises for any signs of COVID and ran a test on me, my blood sugar level was tipping already at 51.5 when a normal level should be in the 4-7 region.

The doctors were shocked and concluded that 30 minutes later than I had come in and I'd have gone into a coma and possibly death.

I did almost three weeks in the hospital and still recovering.

A very very silent killer.

[bStay away from sugar and sodas guys.[/b]

Diabetes is real.

Now I have become an advocate for this cause too.

I wished I had spoken out while I was going through the same symptoms and gotten swift advice like you just did.

A health informative thread as this should be making the FP particularly at this time of a pandemic and the lockdown.



What's the alternative to sugar, please? embarassed

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Crime / Re: Benue: Man Rapes 6-Year-Old Girl In 7 Thunder Church In Owukpa by Danhumprey: 4:20pm On Jun 07, 2020
Oh well.... Is this the new trend now? undecided



ItBomb! undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 6:42pm On Jun 06, 2020
Lol...

This is bordering on extremism. The very same thing you'd accuse religious folks/believers of, is what you're subconsciously guilty of, although you might not quite admit it.


This devotion to and adoration of Otem Atum. embarassed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 6:39pm On Jun 06, 2020
afrodoc:


So OtemAtum your teacher that taught you all this rubbish also said that he locked Yahweh and Allah in a cage.
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Romance / Re: Broke Up With My Girlfriend Cause I Caught Her Doing This by Danhumprey: 2:56pm On May 31, 2020
Jabhunter:
Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WH*RE, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the police , all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the popo, im breaking up with u, u some kinda poop wh*re. and that was that.
I feel like a new man and I'm off to find me a woman who doesnt poop. Real men don’t settle for less... angry

MGTOW
Redpiller
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Religion / Re: A Must Watch !! War Room Movie : Prayer is a powerful weapon by Danhumprey: 8:23pm On May 28, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:


NA BASTARD LIAR YOU BE.
I WILL NEVER MENTION YOU ON THIS FORUM AGAIN.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 11:51am On May 25, 2020
ToyinDipo:

Science needs to update itself because it is not absolute, it is not the truth.
Science never claimed to be the truth, nor the absolute.

And yes, it needs to update itself. That's part of its attributes.

But I gotta ask, what in your opinion, is the truth, the absolute?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 11:50am On May 25, 2020
airmark:



Juju is also not perfect.

Professor Peller exposed his weakness on a tv programme and he was monitored and murdered when his guards were down.

Not everyone that goes to the hospital comes back healed. Not all jujus are real, but some are. That's the point, some people will not admit.
Touche! grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 11:49am On May 25, 2020
FBS:
Science is mainly in the business of observing, experimenting, monitoring and discovery, it does not necessarily "create". It mainly discovers what already exists.

Scientists though interpret these discoveries, evidence and make them law and in some cases, with a truck load of assumptions.

Science does not have the scope to disprove God.

The Bible on the other hand reveals the nature, character and work of God. He is infinite, incomparable and unchanging with all power and authority.

Science can't prove or disprove love, shame, guilt or any other feeling for that matter. Why? because that's a metaphysical part of your life. You cannot touch your feelings and as your metaphysical state affects your physical self is the reason why thinking in a certain way can lead to depression or elation.

There is a Higher Being, who is greater than you and I. A Supreme Being who exists beyond our concept of time and space, who is able to create at will. Colossians 1:16 says "For by him all things were created, in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or authorities—all things were created through him and for him."

We as human beings have answers to a lot of things, but do we have answers to all things? The answer is No.

I do not claim to know anything, but I do know that there is God. You only need to experience him. As John 4:24 says, God is spirit, and those who worship him must worship in spirit and truth.

The Bible. The Bible. The Bible. grin grin grin grin

How do you think the Bible came about? The Bible you hold so dearly, how did it came about? It fell from above into the hands/laps of primitive men? Is that so? Or was it the compilations of the imaginations of primitive men who wrote down their hallucinations about things they didn't understand about their time and surrounding? And pass it off as the "word of God"?

Or that the Bible is a plagiarised work, copiously copied from earlier pagan texts, customs and traditions of ancient civilizations?

A cursory study of the Bible will leave a sane mind horrified and discombobulated with what's written there in.




And. For. The. Umpteenth. Time, Science. Is. Not. Trying. To. Disprove. God!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 11:34am On May 25, 2020
ToyinDipo:

It's not about saving lives or not, science has actually being saving and killing lives on a large scale, someone can say juju does the same

Gravitational theory isn't 100 percent accurate, fact!

Scientists have proven space time curvature, perhaps you should update yourself on it.

The evolution of atomic theories is part of why I called science partial scam, there were many theories before Rutherford or Neil gave the current atomic structure theory, not sure if that has already been debunked. Science will just tell you something, even if you don't understand it, you just believe it, or how many of the science you believe, you genuinely understand

As far as I am concerned, science is a partial scam, and it also has a lot of evil attached to it.
@bolded, it's simply because science constantly update itself.

Science is not perfect and has never claimed perfection.

From time to time, with new discoveries and theories, science aims to improve, evolve, update itself, rather than be stuck on same narrative like religious texts are wont to do.

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Religion / Re: I Am An Atheist And A Humanist. Ask Me Anything! Let's Talk! by Danhumprey: 4:43pm On May 24, 2020
incogni2o:


No other God claims being the Alpha and Omega.

No other God respects our freewill.

No other God cares about Humankind and Salavation and makes it our Choice.

No other God has outlined history before its happening.

No other God claims perefect Holliness.

No other God has a great future plan for Man.

No other God has more fiery.

No other God receives with open arms in forgiveness us even when we are at are most dissapointing lowest times.

God is Love.

God as also a comsuming fire.


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Mehn! Bleep this! cry
Religion / Re: Why Do Believers Use Emotional Appeal To Defend Their God/gods by Danhumprey: 12:04pm On May 21, 2020
kingxsamz:


Bro the thing tire me. grin
How can someone use a logical explanation to defend an illogical claim?
If the universe has a creator, then the creator must also have a creator. grin

And so on and so forth.... A creator, who has a creator, who has a creator, who has a creator......


Unless..


Special pleading.

These guys are not just bright. cheesy

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