₦airaland Forum

BlueMann:
Tuchel too dey overdo things. Keoa has done well, yes, but this is the final. Play your best in every position. Fvck that height shit, Alonso shouldn't have started over Chilwell.
Okay fine, you can see that the starting lineup wasn't it. Why wait so long to make changes?

I have been warning about his excessive tinkering, and it has finally backfired.

Still have faith in him. FA Cup final lost, but still a lot to play for in the last three games.

Back to back final heartbreak. No wahala. We meuve.

And yes, na lamentations be this. I have forgotten the chapter and the verse.

Your tears, son, are deliciously wonderful.

Algold:
When did Nairaland becomes FBI?

Since after that graduate that was raped and murdered.
Everyone has to be safety conscious now.

DontBullshitMe:
No. He isn't.

I don't know why people are falling for the dude's gimmicks.

When the suspicion that he (illimi-whatever) is coo..gar began to rise, he hurriedly used the : "if Kemi Olunloyo and Orji Kalu has a blah blah blah. . . You will be their lesbian daughter" That was famously a Coo..gar's line that was carefully and deliberately delivered at the right timing to cement the suspicion. It was reckless.

I think he is mischievously impersonating him.

Lol.
That better not be coogar.
Coogar can't be that slow.

KingAlabi:
It is coogar
A coward before, a coward now.

It is inborn

Wait what?
Illimitable is coogar?

Lana1:
Where is dopejemi?
Where is funlord?
Where is starboard?
Where is GBR1?
Where is Dahdemola aka AdisaOwalla?
Where is danhumprey?
Where is sinizia?
Where is sailorXY?
Where is Ruudie?
Where is nyabinghi?
Where is Pietrorico aka PietroRick?
Where is UniqueGem?
Where is SirCumalot?

I been dey think say Starboard na Hoopla.

adebayo201:
He's a new person now. As per Olè guy.

That's interesting. That's wonderful!

patrickmuf:
Funlord is here as Sylvalord.

Adisaaowala is very much around.

Wait. Funlord is Sylvalord? Seriously?
Their typing style differs.

Lana1:
Where is dopejemi?
Where is funlord?
Where is starboard?
Where is GBR1?
Where is Dahdemola aka AdisaOwalla?
Where is danhumprey?
Where is sinizia?
Where is sailorXY?
Where is Ruudie?
Where is nyabinghi?
Where is Pietrorico aka PietroRick?
Where is UniqueGem?
Where is SirCumalot?

Lol.
Bro, I'm still around. Occasionally pop in here from time to time just to read comments.

ITbomb:
Lock me and Ishilove for 1 year, nothing go happen

Mumu!

Childofthelord:
Last week my church friends and I visited an acquittance in Victoria, It was my first time taking a ferry and I loved the fact that we could travel with our car parked in the ferry. It felt really cool because we did not have to sit for hours on a road trip and we got to watch movies, have fun and enjoy the sea. We arrived the sea port and drove off in our car.

So yesterday, I had a discussion with a friend and we talked about this same sea transport can be implemented in Nigeria.
He slipped the idea of a private ferry company that runs fast boats across Lagos coastlines and ferries that will accommodate cars as well. I loved the idea but I believe a lot of research needs to be done to determine the exact focus of such start-up. Uber boats and Lagos ferries seem to be doing the people transportation. But the idea of bringing your car along was pretty new.
I think the sea transportation sector(to commute people +their cars interstate) is untapped and there are many opportunities here.
We are about to start working on it and I will update you as we do some research.

What do you guys think?

Ferry boats like the one shown in the pictures are obviously a thing abroad.
But setting up one here in Nigeria, it takes investment. And that doesn't look like a sector that Nigerian investors are willing key into.
High cost of doing business and likely low patronage could drive any such investment aground.

Gentlemen...shall we?

It's been ages.

Brethren, sing with me...

"Today is the day. Amen. The day of the Lord. Amen."

nani667:
Done with Season 5 ★


7.5 / 10


Finally all caught up

It's Tommy Shelby by far for me. And also Ada.

ITbomb:
The Future is.......

..... female.

No think am.

MufasaLion:
Depends on who's addressing you tho

It makes no difference. Whether it's an older or younger person, I simply hate those things.
I just prefer informal.

Karleb:
Different people with different problem.

My own issue is of late, people give me this undue respect. I am no where near 34 but there is this lady I greet and she responds with sir everytime. If that girl isn't older than me then we'll be mate.

I call her by her name but she still refers to me as Mr. Caleb.

It makes me feel olddd.

Me too. This whole "Sir"/"Mr" makes me feel old. I hate it.

Childofthelord:
Hi everyone,

I have been on Nairaland for a while now but just recently started making a few posts. Ranging from my personal life experiences to replying to someone's post. I got really heart-warming replies and messages from my first post which made me feel like a belonged to the Nairaland community. Many people sent emails and wanted to be friends. Of course, this required sharing my WhatsApp contact, IG handle and other personal details.

Now what?

I have had many experiences where i shared contacts with folks on Twitter and other social apps and the conversation just dies, because we had nothing to talk about. Good morning, How are you, have you eaten, how was your day, yada yada yada---empty conversations. Sometimes it moves in the wrong direction, people always have different motives and interests that may never align with yours.

While I do appreciate the kind gesture and wiliness to communicate and be friends, I believe that for friendship to thrive, there has to be a strong linking factor, either a common interest, field of study or goal. That's why for a start, i do recommend we chat from Google Hangouts and then we can move the friendship on a closer level, but a lot of people are either not on Hangout or just want WhatsApp or nothing.

PS: To everyone who has sent me request emails, thank you!, I see them but sometimes i am unsure how/what to reply. That's why I always follow back, perhaps your next message will make more meaning.

This forum is full of great-minded, intelligent and wonderful people and I have chatted with a few.
For the Nairalanders who have made friends on this forum, what would you advise? What experiences have you had?
Is it worth sharing your contacts?

Let me know your thoughts/experiences

Well, I've made lots of great friends from this forum and I'm still friends with them.
That it so happens that some people have different motives for wanting to be friends is normal, I get that. And it's great when there's mutual interest. And more so, it takes two people to keep a conversation and friendship going, not just one person. If at a point you feel the vibe isn't there anymore, you can take a walk. That's fine.

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Karleb:
You no get sense!

kingxsamz:
If you like dont do all these. As long as you still listen to Davido, Wizkid, Olamide. etc And you still sing their lyrics.
"Baby gimme love o", "whine your waist o", " baby this your backside" "I want to hmm on your face" etc.. na hellfire things for you. las las %99.9 of Christians will end up in the same hellfire they've been preaching about for years.

ITbomb:
She already understand.
We are meeting somewhere in the Niger Delta next week

SMH.

Lord Lingard of house Manchester United, the first of his name!!!!!
Man's found his scoring boot away from Old Trafford.

farem:
https://dailytrust.com/benin-republic-ready-to-be-nigerias-37th-state-minister

DeadPresidents:
"Ole-Inners" vs "Ole-Outers" is the new "Real Fans" vs "Fake Fans" (Shout to mi amigo Jose).

Mehn, which group do I join? Maybe OnlyFans

Me sef just tire.

Mann11:
I hacked her WhatsApp some months ago.
Although I've seen many chats of hers that left much to be desired, this present one is the height of it! She was chatting with her ex and they both inquired how their present relationships are going. She told him I'm not handsome. I'm really heartbroken at the moment.

He: How is your current relationship?
She: He is nice and caring just like you but not handsome.

He: Lol, how do you mean he's not handsome?
She: He's not, I can't lie to you

He: Why did you go for someone that is not handsome, o wrong naw
She: I don't even know how I fall for him jhare

He: How did you meet him?
She: He was formerly staying in our area.
She: In fact, I always find it difficult to kiss him. He's very neat o, but I don't know why I can't kiss him
It's been long I kissed and that was the last time I visited you
He: Oya come lemme kiss you.
The next thing was she sent my picture to him, maybe for the guy to see how ugly I'm.
He: But he is okay naw. Abi he's not serious with you ni? He's looking serious already sef
She: Laughing ( she sends a laughing sticker)
I felt like crying honestly

What should I do? I feel like dumping the fool

You're heartbroken?
LMAO!

Our home form this season hasn't been encouraging. How do you contend for the league title when you can't boast of at least 85% or 90% strong home front record?
We can't always win away, despite our away form being good.

hoopLA:
Good morning.

I do hope the euphoria over us being top has worn out.

As talented as this squad is on paper,we are miles away from actually being a championship contending side,let alone a winning one.

It's very clear that there's a huge imbalance in the squad. I've said that here before.
We're being bailed out on numerous occasions by instances of sheer individual brilliance. We concede too many stupid goals and keep falling behind to nondescript teams.
And the home record.
Please when did any titke contender lose 4 home games by mid-season.


Honestly,as much as we might love him and hate to admit it,it should be clear the manager is way out of his depth.
He can only take us so far. As much as we ought to support him,that is the stark reality.

How do we lose to freaking Sheffiekd United at home?

Ah,it's football and anything can happen,right?

My people say the body in the casket is a piece of wood till it is your relation inside it.

I think we need to stop getting over ourselves expecting far more than the situation allows.

And nobody should by the raumdeuter title talk.
City are massive favorites for the title in my book,until something drastic happens.

You dey mind Raumdeuter? You supposed don know by now that this has always been his modus operandi, always try to deflect attention from his beloved Pep Gaurdiola and Man City, so that in case they failed to win the league, he can gloat about how he never said Man City were title contenders.


Then too, I was never sold on us being title contenders this season. Most of us hyping the team and saying we're contending for the title weren't being honest with ourselves. This team is far from a title contenders, that's the truth. If we should win the league, it'd be a fluke win.

I'm not for #OleOut or #OleIn. I'm on the fence here. Whatever the hell happens, if it works with Ole here, fine, if not , fine. This whole#OleOut/#OleIn dichotomy is frankly ridiculous.

xynerise:
They should keep their vaccine...

Lol.
Even you too? You're an anti-vaxxer?

TalabiAudu:
Sitting relaxed and waiting for the news

LMAO!!!!

FFS!!!

Uber-uselessness personified!
Stupid club!


Common Leicester city FFS?!