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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 8:31pm On Dec 25, 2021
Chibudollar:
Another useless god forsaken series has to be Flash WTF still watches flash in this age and time. Last I heard about them I saw they were up to season 7 or something. grin na wa
Honestly, feels like they have milked the Flash franchise too much. The storyline has become convoluted and confusing.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by Danhumprey: 8:15pm On Dec 25, 2021
ITbomb:
Na why I no put mouth for the matter

After all the advice and bashing, when the guy remember the yansh, all sense will evaporate
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by Danhumprey: 6:08pm On Dec 25, 2021
Jay5mie:
LOL, better focus on ur future
Simple and straight forward.
Them no dey telli person. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Thinks There's Nothing Wrong With Her Sleeping Over At Guy's Place by Danhumprey: 6:07pm On Dec 25, 2021
Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?
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ItBomb. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Judge, Is My Fiancee A Wife Material Or Not . by Danhumprey: 5:59pm On Dec 25, 2021
Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?
This life sef. grin grin grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 8:16pm On Dec 24, 2021
Currently watching "You don't know me". lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Celebrates Her 26th Birthday With Hot Pictures by Danhumprey: 9:46am On Dec 23, 2021
AntiBuhari:
Fallen heroes
Rest! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Tacha Celebrates Her 26th Birthday With Hot Pictures by Danhumprey: 9:45am On Dec 23, 2021
26th birthday? Lol. Okay. cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend by Danhumprey: 9:26am On Dec 19, 2021
Mylife89:
I and my gf started a new relationship and it's been going well, two weeks ago which was her birthday, we both came to lagos to spend quality time and have fun for two weeks.

while on the vacation, I checked her phone and noticed there was a guy who wished her happy birthday and told her he had a gift for her, she responded and deleted the message

The next day I checked her phone, I didn't see the chat with the guy and I was sure my eyes saw an unread message the previous day.

Four days ago she told me she wants to go she a female.friend, when I confronted her she then mentioned that she wants to go pick up the gift from her male friend, the same guy that she earlier told me about that he is just a friend.

I'm sad cos with all the love I'm beginning to show towards her she isn't satisfied but thinking about another guys gift and attention.

We both quarreled over the issue and I made it clear that if she ever goes to see the guy and I find out it will be the end of our relationship.


Women are truly strange.
Yet another brother has tasted the... grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:24pm On Dec 18, 2021
Bielsa is way too stubborn for his own good. Always, every time expansive football, without caution. Chopping goals here and there.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:06am On Dec 15, 2021
Power: Ghost.
Season 2 episode 4.

LMAO. grin
Brayden Weston is so stupid, so dumb, rolling with Cane, despite clear warning from Tariq. He can't seem to see how Cane is using him. And that jewelry robbery scene, Brayden is just so exposed. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:39am On Dec 09, 2021
donstan18:
Tuchel’s days are numbered.

Gave away lead against Westham, did the same tonight.

Conceding 7 goals in that last 3 games.

Unacceptable!!

That racist must be investigated.
Whoa! Wait.... Tuchel is racist?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 10:22am On Dec 09, 2021
CapitalCee:
This is my predictions:

Lille vs Sporting
Real Madrid vs PSG
Man United vs Salzburg
Ajax vs Atalanta.
Bayern vs Chelsea
Man city vs Inter
Juventus vs Athletico
Liverpool vs Benfica


Quarter final.

Bayern vs Liverpool
Real Madrid vs Athletico
Man United vs Sporting.
Man city vs Ajax

Semi.
Ajax Vs Man United
Madrid vs Liverpool

Final.
Man United vs Liverpool
6-5 on penalties.
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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 9:55am On Dec 09, 2021
Iamyemmie:
Anyone seeing Tyler Perry’s the oval here??
Just done with season 3 episode 7
I just hope the vp knows what he is doing
Sh*t about to get real
Do you know where to get good subtitles for each of the episodes of Oval?
I don search tire, no luck.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Danhumprey: 10:01pm On Dec 08, 2021
When was the last time Barcelona FC played in the Europa league? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2021
AnfieldFan:
What of PSG?
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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 5:35pm On Dec 08, 2021
Chibudollar:
Watching this series called Hacks, and saw this black dude decided to check if he was Nigerian and boom Non Binary. This full grown man with beards.
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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 5:31pm On Dec 08, 2021
iamoyindamola:
Who told you klopp is likable, he's actually one of the most hated by his fellow managers
And you know this how?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:46pm On Dec 04, 2021
raumdeuter:
Beauty of the polling booth

In an election You can vote anyone and it doesn't have to make sense

There was a year people were doing best poster on Nairaland and someone mentioned musiwa aka becomerich (if you know him) it was funny and you know Musiwa ended up winning.
Musiwa Musiwa!
Damn! ����
Travel › Re: Intimacy gadget Found In A Passenger's Luggage While Search Was Going On. by Danhumprey: 8:46pm On Dec 02, 2021
omoiyalayi:
Its no buggy

Most of ladies of nowadays have dis gadget

Intimacy gadgets is gradually becoming parts of daily life

Men and women walk into intimacy gadgets shop without shame or remorse
pray tell, why should they be ashamed or feel remorseful for buying and using intimacy gadgets?
Romance › Re: "I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook by Danhumprey: 8:40pm On Dec 02, 2021
Magnoliaa:
Okay.

Congratulations.

I have shot my own in quite a few guys' DMs too. Lemme just sit back and wait for the returns on my investments. Hopefully they get hit and bleed back to me.
This lie is really expensive. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:37pm On Dec 02, 2021
Oasis007:
Carrick: "Harry's [Maguire] back into the team. Thought Eric [Bailly] did ever so well the other day but it's a decision you had to make and happy with the team going into the game."
Maguire's starting is the final nail on the coffin for me when it comes to Carrick. I thought he has the cojones to make the tough decision of binning Maguire that Ole was rather too spineless to make. Nothing simply justifies Maguire's starting over Bailly at least with happenings lately.
I was rooting for Carrick to be retained as part of Rangnick's backroom staff, at least, he can learn a thing or two from Rangnick. But with this, let him be gone abeg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:34pm On Dec 02, 2021
Maguire's presence in that line-up fills me with dread. Is it that the coaching crew simply don't rate Bailly or what?
Man's been putting decent shift when starting matches, unlike this expensive-good-for-nothing- flop. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Buys A Dog For Her Daughter, Purity (Video) by Danhumprey: 3:49pm On Dec 01, 2021
ITbomb:
Perverts everywhere angry
The girl go get better waist sha grin
Comrade, no be so ooo.. tongue
Romance › Re: Types Of Vagina by Danhumprey: 12:45pm On Nov 28, 2021
ITbomb:
Where are the pictures
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Science/Technology › Re: Stunning And Rare Mammatus Clouds Form On Argentina Skies (Pics, Video) by Danhumprey: 11:18pm On Nov 23, 2021
Dailymice:
One thing we know is that Jesus is coming soon, castigate righteousness2 if you want, but if you're not ready to meet your maker, better start making plans today; you do not own your life, God owns it.

If you're an atheist, all I can tell you now is LOL!!!!!!!! Just go watch William Craig dismantling you guys on Youtube grin grin grin grin

Or Read,

The book by the former Atheist C.S Lewis Mere Christianity.

His other book The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe is a book that talks about Christ's redemption and salvation,

and finally, if you're a free thinker all I can tell you now is LOL!!!!!!!! Jazz from Benin will dismantle your philosophy in 2 seconds
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How do you feel now you've said all this? Feeling pretty smart, huh? grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 10:01pm On Nov 23, 2021
CapitalCee:
Why didn't he suggest it to Ole?
You think he didn't suggest it to Ole? grin grin grin grin
Las las, Ole is the head coach. His decision is final. So what more can Carrick do?
Romance › Re: How Married Men Feel About Their Children Sucking Breast by Danhumprey: 9:48pm On Nov 23, 2021
Mood11:
And you are?
A hermaphrodite. cry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Those Into GNLD Business , Do You Still Get Paid? by Danhumprey: 10:56am On Nov 23, 2021
ITbomb:
Dis people chop my mum dat year
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Romance › Re: How Married Men Feel About Their Children Sucking Breast by Danhumprey: 10:55am On Nov 23, 2021
Mood11:
Feeling of joy and accomplishment. I cannot be feeling jealous because it is originally mine and he won't have it forever.
But you're not a man na. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
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Family › Re: Inflation: Women, Please Pity Your Husbands. Don't Make Them Commit Suicide by Danhumprey: 9:34am On Nov 17, 2021
Davash222:
Na people wey get brain dey think.
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