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Religion / Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Danhumprey: 3:03pm On May 01, 2022
Gben5:
I'm not daring !... I'm only asking....God created us in his image he's compassionate God so why will he watched us suffer in hell fire when he already knew us before we were born....Is God that weaked

You dare not ask any questions. You're not to ask any questions. You're to just blindly trust and obey him, follow him.
Asking questions is devilish and satanist!

I'll pray for you, for God to deliver you from the spirit of asking questions! angry

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Danhumprey: 3:01pm On May 01, 2022
Jashub:
Knowing does not mean determining. Hope you know that quite well...

The Bible did said that God knows the ways of man and even determines his (man) steps.
That pretty screams determination to me.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 2:58pm On May 01, 2022
Dirty Havertz. tongue
Religion / Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Danhumprey: 2:56pm On May 01, 2022
Jashub:
I don't understand what you mean "knew ". Please explain
For an omniscient God, the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, "he" certainly "knew" everything, the beginning from the end, the end from the beginning.

Unless you want to engage in a pointless and dishonest mental gymnastics, that shouldn't escape you.

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Religion / Re: Why Did God Created Us And Watch Us Sin And Die And Go To Hell Fire. by Danhumprey: 2:54pm On May 01, 2022
Gben5:
when he knew us before we were even born.?...why will create us and watch us sin and died?

Because "he" works in mysterious ways.
How dare you question him?

angry

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Politics / Re: Why I Want To Be President - Udom Emmanuel by Danhumprey: 9:45am On Apr 23, 2022
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 5:27pm On Apr 16, 2022
Just imagining a Chelsea - Liverpool FA Cup final. And Liverpool win. Again. shocked

Cue the Caraboa Cup defeat. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 8:15pm On Apr 12, 2022
TalabiAudu:
Anyways, we are going through tonight.

No matter what! cool

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 7:36am On Apr 12, 2022
Is this the day that the Lord God of host has made for the Shekpites? To shame their enemies? shocked

Or will their enemies shame them?
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Romance / Re: How Do You Guys Move On??? by Danhumprey: 1:05pm On Apr 05, 2022
Ezendimmuo:
There is this girl I'm dating
Tbh...
I don't trust her...
She has lied to me in the past and also cheated on me...
I called her on Saturday..
I called her in the morning...

Someone was playing music in her room...
I asked her who it was....
She got angry that I don't trust her
I called her at night also
I swear I heard someone's voice in her room at night
She got angry when I asked who was there...hung up on me and switched off her phone ..
I apologized for "hearing" things...

Yesterday...
An anonymous person called me out of pity and told me that my girl usually stays in a guys room...
This same guy has kissed her twice even when she knows we are dating..
He even calls her when m around and tells her he wants to see her even when he knows m around...
She said she saw her coming out of the guys room that morning...
I asked her about it...
She got angry and wanted to know who told me about it...
She said I was a big fool and I do not have sense for believing the person...

Mind you ..my girlfriend has lied to me in the past and I have no reason to doubt the caller because she has nothing to gain if we break up...
What even made me break up with her was the fact that she started calling me names
I'll attach a message she said to me when I told her I was done...

My problem is this ..
We started having small talks after the whole thing...
I started explaining things to her!!

Can you imagine??
I feel like a fool right now...

Legends in the house...
How do I break up with her and never look back
She's toxic to both my emotions and finance
But still
A part of me won't completely let go
I need help guys

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 7:35pm On Mar 27, 2022
A million little things. embarassed
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: SEO Content Writers Needed - Competitive Rate by Danhumprey: 7:47am On Mar 22, 2022
Dhilariousdandy:


Just sent you a message on WhatsApp.

Replied. Can you please edit and remove my contact? cry
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: SEO Content Writers Needed - Competitive Rate by Danhumprey: 9:47pm On Mar 20, 2022
Dhilariousdandy:


Kindly drop your WhatsApp number I will contact you as soon as I can. Thanks!



That's my WhatsApp contact.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Creative Content Writers Needed by Danhumprey: 7:40am On Mar 18, 2022
mybiz234:


You will regret working for HighScope. He is a criminal. I am one of his victims. I wrote articles for him but he never paid.

If you don't want to waste your effort on writing, look for another employer,.not this unrepentant criminal with dead conscience.

HighScope is just one of his many monickers.
When you expose him on one of his monickers, he will move to another one.
I thought as much. There's something fishy about that guy. First time I messaged him, I saw his proposal. I instantly felt something fishy about it.
Can't say I'm surprised. Dude was impatient with me as I was taking late to submit my work. He now blocked me on WhatsApp.
He has a lot of monikers here on Nairaland.
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Looking To Hire 3 Competent SEO Content Writers For An Amazon Product Reviews by Danhumprey: 7:35am On Mar 18, 2022
Tinuke40:
Goodpm.

How do i reach you?

Same. How can you be reached?
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: SEO Content Writers Needed - Competitive Rate by Danhumprey: 7:33am On Mar 18, 2022
Dhilariousdandy:
Looking to hire competent SEO content writers that can write in a variety of niches, including

Personal finance
Home improvement
Kitchen
Outdoors
And many more.

Kindly apply with your samples in Word or Google docs.

Hiring ASAP!

I'm interested. How do I contact you or apply?
Romance / Re: How Can You Advise A Hor.ny Teenage Girl? by Danhumprey: 4:32pm On Mar 08, 2022
ITbomb:
I wish Danhumprey was not on this forum, I would have said my mind without fear or favour
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SMH.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:59pm On Mar 06, 2022
The less said about Slab head Maguire, the better. lipsrsealed
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:14am On Mar 06, 2022
Currently watching The Mentalist.
Old series, no doubt. First time watching it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 11:13am On Mar 06, 2022
TrebleChamp:
Bruno will be gone next season anyway, we won't hear he loss the ball or play without direction anymore....

Where Bruno dey go next season?
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Danhumprey: 8:18pm On Feb 23, 2022
Ever8090:
Even in this hardship some people still mange to be foolish!!!
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Family / Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Danhumprey: 5:44pm On Feb 19, 2022
ITbomb:

This is just between me and you (no tell the OP)
Tell her this

The way you dress showing all your curves and banging body, my friends think say we don already run things and I no like make person accuse me for something I never do unless say I don do am.
So I will rent a house for you so that you can go and stay there

@OP, by all means, send her out of the house.
You sleep with her, guilt for family side go depress you
You no sleep with am, you will be tormented all the days of your life, it's like person wey wan stop masturbation watching porn everyday
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Family / Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Danhumprey: 12:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert. undecided
ItBomb.

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Health / Re: Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by Danhumprey: 9:35pm On Jan 30, 2022
Equilibrium959:


This one is after St Luke hospital, anua.
Oh okay. That's weird.
Quite close to a hospital.
Health / Re: Swollen and Smelling Corpse Along University Of Uyo by Danhumprey: 9:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
kalvoken:
There's a dead body lying along nwanyiba roads, going to university of uyo permanent site.

The body is decomposing and the government has not done anything about it.

Due to the smell from the corpse, I couldn't spare a second to take pix.

Mods, please forward to fp. The government needs to take care of this to avoid the spread of any form of disease
A dead body? Along Nwaniba road? Going to Permanent site?
Few days ago, there was a swollen corpse lying just close the roundabout at Ikot Ekpene road, close to university of Uyo Town campus. That corpse has since been evacuated.
Which corpse are you talking about now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:45am On Jan 30, 2022
Mason Greenwood?

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Crime / Re: 17-year-old Yahoo Boy Beats His 28-year-old Girlfriend To Pulp (photos) by Danhumprey: 12:09pm On Jan 29, 2022
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It is what it is. grin

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Romance / Re: My Conscience Is Judging Me. Please Help Me by Danhumprey: 3:10pm On Jan 25, 2022
Paramount01:
Hello nairalanders,hope you guys days was good? please advice me on the matter on my mind.

I entered a relationship very early in my life as back as when I was still in secondary school with a girl in my area, we never had sex until wen she finsh her secondary school we started having sex,we don't stay far from each others house so is very easy for her to come over to my house when my parents are not around.

We had sex countless time and what did you expect from people that had sex every time without protection, the girl was pregnant. As at the time she was pregnant I was already in my 200level at the university and she was still looking for admission when I heard about it I told her to keep it but she told me she can't keep it that her parents will kill her so I gave her money to abort it which she did, we continue with our love affair but now very careful till I am about leaving for service, when going I told her I will surely keep myslef for her and she should also keep herself for me till I come that if I hear any rumor that she is dating somebody else I will just cut off the relationship so I left, after a year of service in the far east I got a job and she can't come to my side due to distance I later came home after 1and half year, as I saw her, I observed somebody else has touch her, her breast was full of milk I ask her what happen she said nothing, I later found out that she was pregnant for another guy when I was not around and she aborted it so the milk is still in her breast I was mad within me she beg and I forgive her.

Note all through my stay during service year I never touch any lady I kept my self for her as the promise I made with her,I stayed like 2 months at home before going back to my base,has I left she told me she was pregnant for me again I was shock but told her am not ready to father a child now that she should abort it, she aborted it and we continue our relationship but I only come home once in a year.

My mind was not pure with her again so I now start giving other girl attention due to what has happen before, I now met this new girl, we attend the same Catholic, we started has friend not until I begin to pick interest in this new girl,I asked her out and she agree which make me to forget this my old babe totally, the old babe complain and I told her I am sorry I can't continue with her again that my mind is not with her again, she begged but I told her parents I am not interested again.

My wedding with this my new babe will come up August but my conscience do judge me that i don't treat that old girl well by leaving her. pls help, what can I do?

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I don't mean or intend to judge you ooo.
But I find it particularly curious. You're a Catholic, a practicing Catholic, whether devoted or not, is a different story. How come you take abortion so lightly? Like you support it and persuade it?
Isn't abortion against the Catholic tenets?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 11:15am On Jan 23, 2022
KingTom:
Hehehehehehehe, it is ironic that the ones who were labelled as core members of the MESSIANIC cult, are the ones struggling to defend Ronaldo now, whilst the ones who labelled them are fed up with their goat grin grin this life sha. The other day me sef begin defend Ole for office grin
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 6:27pm On Jan 22, 2022
nitrogen:


I just saw the replay. Cavani’s shoulder was on par with the Everton guy’s leg.
Everton?
Na different match I watched today?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 6:24pm On Jan 22, 2022
Our attackers didn't come with their scoring boots. Because what's with all those over-goal-post shots?
Haba!
Plenty chances wasted.
And Greenwood's selfishness still continues. SMH.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:45pm On Jan 15, 2022
You just knew this match will end in a draw.
SMH. angry

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