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Family / Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by Danhumprey: 6:02pm On Oct 24
duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:44pm On Oct 24
Calm down, guys.
Calma. Calma.
We're winning the league with Ole.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:07pm On Oct 16
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:46am On Oct 12
patrickmuf:
Ole no send trophy...Baba is all about DNA and the process of gene transfer...
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Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by Danhumprey: 8:29pm On Oct 01
Barrister026:


It's DNA sir am sure, he's asking if I know my blood group (which I don't)
But I believe he knows it, they might have done it before.

What if it turns out, am not his biogical child.
And me been the first child, I suspecting he's opping for the dna test.

So many reasons he might decide to do it, he's black, am slightly fair.
Honestly am scared.
The DNA palaver no concern me.
My issue here is how an aspiring lawyer still uses "am" instead of "I'm".

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke My Heart by Danhumprey: 9:36pm On Sep 30
Efe42:



I'm 26 she's 25
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Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Woman Whose Husband Is In Dubai by Danhumprey: 5:27pm On Sep 30
agbolahan1991:
Her husband has been away for almost a month, I feel pity though have been having a crush on her right from before she got married, now she has a shop beside our office and I can't get my heart off her each day I see her....

Am a married man too but my wife gives me hell, with her anger, bad mouth and ojukokoro
Am not happy as a married man and I really need someone I can talk to, open up to and someone that can relieve the pain in my heart..
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Education / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Lecturers So Wicked And Heartless? by Danhumprey: 6:01am On Sep 30
Gadafii:
karma is cathing up with them real fast, govt dont pay them their salaries
Which karma? undecided
You don't get that government failure to pay them their salaries, allowances and emoluments, is part of what is contributing to their frustration and why they quite readily transfer it on to their students?
Romance / Re: What A Lady I Helped Did To Me by Danhumprey: 1:33pm On Sep 28
jaelz:
So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.

I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.
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Romance / Re: I Don't Understand My Girlfriend by Danhumprey: 1:25pm On Sep 28
johnsonmartina6:
She said she wanted some space because we had some quarrel,, i gave her the space and added another extra week,, now she cries of heartbreak on her WhatsApp status ,, i don't understand,,, what should I do

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 9:54pm On Sep 22
OGS is still the manager?
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 2:38pm On Sep 19
slimghost:


I don’t even know again. I don tire man
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:18pm On Aug 27
GloryIsaac:


Doubt this.. but be like say Martial go wear 29

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 5:22pm On Aug 22
Those two dropped points stings like we were defeated.
God!
Is this how we'll be this season? Dropping vital points? angry
Politics / Re: Kano Hisbah: Sharing Zahrad Bayero's Wedding Photos Is A Sin by Danhumprey: 5:14pm On Aug 06
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 1:57pm On Aug 05
ibnlawal:

Wow! Subscene? I hear you bro
Anyways, it's the best site for subtitles. They have almost everything
You can try out Tvsubtitles.net
Okay. Can you check out subtitles for Tyler Perry's shows like "The Oval", "Sistas"? These two in particular. And how to embed the subtitles in each episode.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 6:47am On Aug 05
DieRich5:
which site u downloaded it from
The shows are on 02tvseries, fzseries, toxicwap, etc.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 6:46am On Aug 05
horlah005:


Most Tyler Perry show hadly has subtitle on MX player.

Try subcene dot cum
I kinda noticed that about his shows. SMH.

The subtitles on subscene are kinda horrible somewhat. It's a huge stress getting sensible subtitles from there. cry

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 6:08pm On Aug 04
DieRich5:
"MX player app"
Can't seem to find subtitles for Tyler Perry's show's like "The Oval", "Sistas", etc.

Any help will be appreciated.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 8:33pm On Jul 11
Simran94:
Mahn!!! I don't like how POWER ended undecided undecided
First they kill Angela Valdez, then Tasha and her son killed Ghost and that Tariq went scot-free? angry angry angry
It is what it is. But you gat agree that Ghost had that coming. He had numerous enemies unafraid to put a bullet in him...
Anyways, have you seen Power Book 2: Ghost?
Politics / Re: SERAP Sues Buhari Over $25 Billion Overdrafts Taken From CBN by Danhumprey: 2:45pm On Jul 04
Officialgarri:
Serap has a large dusty shelf full of court documents that stays irrelevant till this day.

They sue every goddamn day, but no one honors their invitation. The court doesn't even take them serious.

I'm even thinking SERAP is a one man organization that wakes up everyday to look for what to sue the president for.
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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 5:49pm On May 20
Achilles100:


That guy is one smooth talker.
Very smooth talker!
And my goodness, is he handsome?!!! grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:38am On May 20
Moviesplug:
Currently watching all this series grin

I swr all are lit

If u never watch any of these series I swr u never watch film be dat

Link below
https://www.moviestrendzhub.com.ng/2021/05/new-series-updated-today-19th-may-2021.html

https://www.moviestrendzhub.com.ng/2021/05/new-series-updated-today-19th-may-2021.html
Started watching "the handmaid's tale". Got bored in the early episodes. Couldn't continue.
Watched just the first episode of "the resident". I kept the show on archive being that I like medical drama. Will continue some time later.
Just downloaded first two episodes of "this is us". I haven't watched them. But from the clip I've seen, it looks like a good show..will watch afterward.

Currently watching New Amsterdam, Manifest, FBI, FBI:most wanted, Grey's anatomy, the blacklist, godfather of Harlem, the flash.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:33am On May 20
Now watching "godfather of Harlem".

Dayum!
The guy playing Malcolm X is like really bringing that legendary Black activist to life. cool
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:32am On May 20
Nostradamus1:
The big bang theory is a gem.
How did i miss it
I've not even started the show despite having known about it for years and seen clips of it. embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Danhumprey: 11:30am On May 20
Blackish. Grownish.

How good are these shows?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:58pm On May 15
chic2pimp:


Why am I just seeing this? grin.....Footy will surely come Home next season. You can take my word for it cool
With Pioli in charge?

Ah! shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 7:28pm On May 15
BlueMann:
Tuchel too dey overdo things. Keoa has done well, yes, but this is the final. Play your best in every position. Fvck that height shit, Alonso shouldn't have started over Chilwell.
Okay fine, you can see that the starting lineup wasn't it. Why wait so long to make changes?

I have been warning about his excessive tinkering, and it has finally backfired.

Still have faith in him. FA Cup final lost, but still a lot to play for in the last three games.

Back to back final heartbreak. No wahala. We meuve.

And yes, na lamentations be this. I have forgotten the chapter and the verse. undecided
Your tears, son, are deliciously wonderful. wink
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Wanna Confirm Whether This Is Real Or Not. Anybody That Has Idea On This by Danhumprey: 5:11pm On May 07
Algold:
When did Nairaland becomes FBI? grin grin grin
Since after that graduate that was raped and murdered.
Everyone has to be safety conscious now. grin
Religion / Re: I Wont Die Until December 2056- Kenneth Copeland. by Danhumprey: 8:35pm On May 04
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:41pm On Apr 30
DontBullshitMe:

No. He isn't.

I don't know why people are falling for the dude's gimmicks.

When the suspicion that he (illimi-whatever) is coo..gar began to rise, he hurriedly used the : "if Kemi Olunloyo and Orji Kalu has a blah blah blah. . . You will be their lesbian daughter" That was famously a Coo..gar's line that was carefully and deliberately delivered at the right timing to cement the suspicion. It was reckless.

I think he is mischievously impersonating him.



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That better not be coogar.
Coogar can't be that slow. shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:37pm On Apr 30
KingAlabi:

It is coogar
A coward before, a coward now.

It is inborn grin

Wait what? shocked
Illimitable is coogar? shocked

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