Jorginho is at fault for that goal!
Fücking snail passenger!
Wãnker!

bamangar:
There are some great series that people don't talk much about. No one is hyping them at all. Y'all should check out YOU DONT KNOW ME, it's a great show, most especially there are Nigerian characters and scenes. Very intriguing and twisting..

Lol.
The first family, that's the guy, his sister and mother, are all Nigerian-British citizens. All three are Yorubas too.

Very nice show. Not sure there will be season 2.

IgweBUIKE1:
even me can't hold the laff ...he even told the police officers that if I succeed tomorrow,that will I be praying for him or swearing for him,they asked him how much he is worth noW...he said he is suffering now to enjoy later

Mylordmygod1:
Hello nairalanders...

i got my girfriend pregnant since september, and it really got me crazy..

when it was 2 months, we tried to abort it, and so we met a chemist who gave her drugs and injection, he told us that the blood we rush out, but it did rush out just small and stopped.. So it did not work even after i paid him 8k..

now, we are about to carry out D & C abortion tomorow, but she keep saying she is scared.. Even me, i'm scared too..

i don't know what to do..

please, don't feel bad reading this, i only need advice on this, it is a wrong move but my mind is already made up to do it..

how i wish i can just allow her to birth it..

though, one of my mind is still telling me to keep it, but how can i be able to take care of her and the baby?

And she is just my side girlfriend, not my real babe..
pray for me nairalanders, i need strenght this moment to take the right decision..

She's not your real girlfriend, but your side girlfriend?
When they say all men are scum, na guys like you dey give that image fa.

Na wa ooo.

Relieved:
sounding like an imbec:le

LMAO.

OhBritannia:
Power book two season 2 has been a solid 10/10 so far.

Mehnn!!! I can't Wait for the episode 6.
Even though Tariq is a very disappointing child, i feel pity for him right for just two reasons.
I feel pity for him because of his kid sister.
I feel pity for him because of his girlfriend that loves him.

Tariq is just too small like a fish in a sea to be living this kind of life, he could have been killed a long time ago had it been this was real life.
Now that he is possibly doing life in jail, who is going to save him?
How will he get out now?

Well i think it's time for his mother (Tasha) to come in, she has been away for a very long time.

There are only two people now that can save Tariq.
His mother and Tommy.

That moment when his lawyer said i have something from your father, that moment sent chills down my spine ( ghost never dies)
Even in before he died, he knew his son was going will end up in jail.

My respect for ghost just tripled, indeed he was the king of the street.

I think cancel man Tate has some kind of soft spot for Tariq though and he might just try to save him too.

I am just trying to think about the moment tommy will show up

Damm we need Tommy.

What do you want Tommy to come and do for Tariq at this point?
To go gung-ho to the prison/holding cell and rescue him? Or to go and turn himself in, take the fall for all Tariq's crimes?

It was Cane who shot Ramirez, whose gun was found where Prof Reynold body was seen. It was Cane who shot Prof Reynold first. Tariq merely put the finishing shot.

Who will save Tariq from jail now?

MRTA7:
Pep has washed this league.

No lies, man.

Fedrick100:
Everybody just dey chop breakfast this December

No lies, man.

Amotolongbo:
Seems like there should be another section for boyfriends and girlfriends issues on Nairaland.

Married people who have legal commitments and backups don’t have as much issues as these gf and bf people.

Imagine having to struggle with another man (not woman like one) for one’s partner’s dick

hotwax:
My lovely girlfriend is a sweet woman who always give me sense of assurance. She is very decent, caring and respectful. She is so firm that it took 4 months before we could talk about romance or trying it out.

She is well known in my family circle. I base in Lagos, she stays with her parents in ibadan, but she usually come around when my family members are having a gathering. She will cook for us, do the chores. Everyone grew found of her. My siblings do even ask of her. “Where is Anu? Take care of the lady ooo”. My mom who hardly get along with our girlfriends always ask about her. All these made me to be sure that’s the woman I was going to marry. After all, my people already knew her and they are getting along well. No complain from any angle

The Problem

Late October 2021, I informed her that I would be attending a ceremony in ibadan where stays. She was exited, she even told me she missed me, the kisses, sxx etc. She can’t wait to see me again. I was excited too.
I texted her the hotel address when I got to Ibadan.

She came, we hug, and she started kissing me, but we later calmed down afterall we are just seeing and we still have the whole night. So no rushing. She told me she saw domino pizza opposite the hotel that she is hungry for it. And this is where the devil came in.
She took some cash and prepared to go and buy the piza. She was walking out towards my hotel room door, so I stood to accompany her to the door, more importantly help her with the door. She opened the door before I got there, but I was behind her. A guy also came out from a room not directly opposite mine, (I actually knew when the guy checked in. He was dragging his trawl on the room walkway, so I guess he was a new guest).

As my babe came out, the guy was coming out of his room giving my babe seductive look. Immediately he saw there was a guy behind her, he quickly looked away. He went out of the hotel via the walkway, my babe also followed him because they were coincidentally going towards the same direction.

Truth be told, I never suspected anything. I was even mocking the guy in my mind, my girlfriend is the last person you want to mess with.
She came back with the pizza, sat on the bed, munch while she was busy pressing her phone. I suspected something must have crop up with the way she was busy chatting on whatsapp. She gave me no attention. So I joined her on the bed. With sad face she asked if I have tissue, I asked what happened, she said her period just came now. I said the bathroom has a tissue paper. She went in spent minutes in the bath, came out of the bath, to pick another pant in her bag. (She came with clothes, because she want to spend few days with me). She went back to the bathroom wash, did some other stuff.

She joined me on the bed, put my hand on her padded private. She used tissue paper as sanitary pad. She said sorry, I Bleep up. I said no she shouldn’t feel sorry. Her menstruation is my joy. Afterall you are not here because of sex. We have a lot to talk about tonite. So relax lets enjoy the night. She then told me she can’t spend the night. She has to go on the same day, before evening. She gave me reason that when her menstrual cramp starts she always boil water and other things. Hotel is not the right place for it. I agreed. 6pm, she packed and started going, I was busy on my laptop fixing my office assignments. I stood to see her off. She insisted that I should continue. No need. But I insisted, as I saw her off to the door, she insisted again, go and do your work na. I will take a bike just at the entrance, I don’t know what happened, I just agreed saw her walk out the walkway, I banged my door and continue my work on the laptop.

Then few seconds later, even if she wanted to get a bike, she will still be waiting outside for one, I remembered that the plate I used for lunch still has some leftover food and if not discarded will constitute foul stench in my room. So I picked up this plate to try and place it outside my door so housekeepers could pick it up.

I opened my room door, bend down to drop the plate at my door foot, I noticed someone standing at the door indirectly opposite mine. The person was knocking gently and calling on mobile too. I guess the person is trying to call the occupant of the room. But he/she was being careful not to knock the door loudly. I always mind my business, I said to myself, why do I care, this is a hotel. So I attempted to close my door. But then, something occurred to me, the person is a female and she wore white shirt, exactly like my babe. Out of curiosity, I looked back what I saw made me sick for days. The memory keep hitting my heart like dagger.

It was my woman, I didn’t know she saw me and became frozen looking at me praying I do not look back. But I looked back and saw her. She was shaking with her mouth widely opened. Then while the looking competition was on, the door opened and the guy opened the door waiting for her to come inside, when she didn’t go inside, the guy must have noticed she is looking at someone on the walkway, the guy also came out to see who she was looking at, he saw me and quickly closed and jammed his door.

Then I jammed my door too. She stood on the walkway for 10minutes. Then she started banging on my door. Calling my line. I didn’t answer. She sent text and also whatsapp.

“Its not what you think. I can explain. Something came up. Please open…I need to discuss something with you. I will not leave if you don’t open”. She did all that for like 20minutes. Then she left. That was the end of our 1+year relationship. She too did not bother to call or text after that day.

The whole thing felt like sharp scorpion sting to me. I never believe what I saw. Anything relationship started irritating me. I don’t think I can go into relationship again. These people are quick to call men dogs, but they are public toilet. I prefer to be dog than be where everyone dump their sper_m.

Yet another comrade has tasted it.
The comrade revolution is happening soon.

Never seen Monet's head in a knot like this before. LMAO.

That Dante guy is like on some serious alpha male shit.

Killbillz:

Problem? Fvck problem.. ur body can cure anything... On a serious note girl u fine die. My exact spec. Small/medium breasts and a well rounded hips. Omor...

LMAO.
Comrade don loose guard.

Chibudollar:
You still follow it?

I do. Grudgingly.

Karleb:


You don't need to rate her better than Simi.

Asa is way better than Simi.

Majority of Simi's popular songs are above love while Asa can sing about just anything.

Asa is in a league of her own.

Where Asa come dey? She just disappeared under the radar. Just like that, abi na me no dey current?

TrebleChamp:
I hope Rangnick can sort out this midfield conundrum once and for all, we shouldn't be having Fred and McTominay as our main midfielders going forward.

Let's see how the winter transfer window shape out. Transfer rumours that Rangnick is eyeing good midfielders from RB Leipzig, that Hadara guy.

Chibudollar:
Another useless god forsaken series has to be Flash WTF still watches flash in this age and time. Last I heard about them I saw they were up to season 7 or something. na wa

Honestly, feels like they have milked the Flash franchise too much. The storyline has become convoluted and confusing.

ITbomb:

Na why I no put mouth for the matter

After all the advice and bashing, when the guy remember the yansh, all sense will evaporate

Jay5mie:


LOL, better focus on ur future

Simple and straight forward.
Them no dey telli person.

Souzin:
Please help me out.

I have an issue in my relationship and it's getting me really pissed.

So let me say this, I have only dated two persons, one sometime in 2016 and this new relationship that's been at it for 2 years.

My girlfriend seem to think it's cool for her to hangout with guys that are toasting or want to sleep with her.

These are the same ppl she calls friends, not ppl she has known for long oh but ppl she just met and want to sleep with her.

NOTE: my gf has really big ass, big enough it causes stares when we go out.

So you can imagine the number of advances she gets.

I really want to know from people, guys, do you allow your girlfriend hang out with such ppl?

Ladies, you do entertain such invites? why?

ItBomb.

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

This life sef.

Currently watching "You don't know me".

AntiBuhari:
Fallen heroes

Rest!

26th birthday? Lol. Okay.

Mylife89:
I and my gf started a new relationship and it's been going well, two weeks ago which was her birthday, we both came to lagos to spend quality time and have fun for two weeks.

while on the vacation, I checked her phone and noticed there was a guy who wished her happy birthday and told her he had a gift for her, she responded and deleted the message

The next day I checked her phone, I didn't see the chat with the guy and I was sure my eyes saw an unread message the previous day.

Four days ago she told me she wants to go she a female.friend, when I confronted her she then mentioned that she wants to go pick up the gift from her male friend, the same guy that she earlier told me about that he is just a friend.

I'm sad cos with all the love I'm beginning to show towards her she isn't satisfied but thinking about another guys gift and attention.

We both quarreled over the issue and I made it clear that if she ever goes to see the guy and I find out it will be the end of our relationship.


Women are truly strange.

Yet another brother has tasted the...

Bielsa is way too stubborn for his own good. Always, every time expansive football, without caution. Chopping goals here and there.

Power: Ghost.
Season 2 episode 4.

LMAO.
Brayden Weston is so stupid, so dumb, rolling with Cane, despite clear warning from Tariq. He can't seem to see how Cane is using him. And that jewelry robbery scene, Brayden is just so exposed.

donstan18:
Tuchel’s days are numbered.

Gave away lead against Westham, did the same tonight.

Conceding 7 goals in that last 3 games.

Unacceptable!!

That racist must be investigated.

Whoa! Wait.... Tuchel is racist?

CapitalCee:
This is my predictions:

Lille vs Sporting
Real Madrid vs PSG
Man United vs Salzburg
Ajax vs Atalanta.
Bayern vs Chelsea
Man city vs Inter
Juventus vs Athletico
Liverpool vs Benfica


Quarter final.

Bayern vs Liverpool
Real Madrid vs Athletico
Man United vs Sporting.
Man city vs Ajax

Semi.
Ajax Vs Man United
Madrid vs Liverpool

Final.
Man United vs Liverpool
6-5 on penalties.

Iamyemmie:
Anyone seeing Tyler Perry’s the oval here??
Just done with season 3 episode 7
I just hope the vp knows what he is doing
Sh*t about to get real

Do you know where to get good subtitles for each of the episodes of Oval?
I don search tire, no luck.

When was the last time Barcelona FC played in the Europa league?

AnfieldFan:

What of PSG?

Lol.

Chibudollar:
Watching this series called Hacks, and saw this black dude decided to check if he was Nigerian and boom Non Binary. This full grown man with beards.