iamoyindamola:

Who told you klopp is likable, he's actually one of the most hated by his fellow managers

And you know this how?

raumdeuter:


Beauty of the polling booth

In an election You can vote anyone and it doesn't have to make sense

There was a year people were doing best poster on Nairaland and someone mentioned musiwa aka becomerich (if you know him) it was funny and you know Musiwa ended up winning.

Musiwa Musiwa!
Damn! ����

omoiyalayi:
Its no buggy

Most of ladies of nowadays have dis gadget

Intimacy gadgets is gradually becoming parts of daily life

Men and women walk into intimacy gadgets shop without shame or remorse

pray tell, why should they be ashamed or feel remorseful for buying and using intimacy gadgets?

Magnoliaa:
Okay.

Congratulations.

I have shot my own in quite a few guys' DMs too. Lemme just sit back and wait for the returns on my investments. Hopefully they get hit and bleed back to me.

This lie is really expensive.

Oasis007:
Carrick: "Harry's [Maguire] back into the team. Thought Eric [Bailly] did ever so well the other day but it's a decision you had to make and happy with the team going into the game."

Maguire's starting is the final nail on the coffin for me when it comes to Carrick. I thought he has the cojones to make the tough decision of binning Maguire that Ole was rather too spineless to make. Nothing simply justifies Maguire's starting over Bailly at least with happenings lately.
I was rooting for Carrick to be retained as part of Rangnick's backroom staff, at least, he can learn a thing or two from Rangnick. But with this, let him be gone abeg.

Maguire's presence in that line-up fills me with dread. Is it that the coaching crew simply don't rate Bailly or what?
Man's been putting decent shift when starting matches, unlike this expensive-good-for-nothing- flop.

ITbomb:


Perverts everywhere
The girl go get better waist sha

Comrade, no be so ooo..

ITbomb:
Where are the pictures

Dailymice:
One thing we know is that Jesus is coming soon, castigate righteousness2 if you want, but if you're not ready to meet your maker, better start making plans today; you do not own your life, God owns it.

If you're an atheist, all I can tell you now is LOL!!!!!!!! Just go watch William Craig dismantling you guys on Youtube

Or Read,

The book by the former Atheist C.S Lewis Mere Christianity.

His other book The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe is a book that talks about Christ's redemption and salvation,

and finally, if you're a free thinker all I can tell you now is LOL!!!!!!!! Jazz from Benin will dismantle your philosophy in 2 seconds

LMAO.
How do you feel now you've said all this? Feeling pretty smart, huh?

CapitalCee:


Why didn't he suggest it to Ole?

You think he didn't suggest it to Ole?
Las las, Ole is the head coach. His decision is final. So what more can Carrick do?

Mood11:

And you are?

A hermaphrodite.

ITbomb:
Dis people chop my mum dat year

Mood11:
Feeling of joy and accomplishment. I cannot be feeling jealous because it is originally mine and he won't have it forever.

But you're not a man na.

Normal levels.

Davash222:

Na people wey get brain dey think.

ITbomb:

No be me o abeg, I dey with my lovely wife and kid and my wonderful 12.5kg fully loaded

I know say no be you. I just dey hail you.

misterme:
And I am very very angry. Gas I used to buy 2800, then 3k, 4k, and 5k. Suddenly it jumped to 7500 and now (today) 9250 in Port Harcourt. I am very very angry. Let no one here disturb me with nonsense news about Buhari and his nonsense South Africa Trade fair and nonsense. No cross me today o. I fit beat person

The gas finished yesterday. I told my wife that yesterday that I will buy the gas today because I needed to get to work and somehow raise money to augment what I have to be able to buy the gas. I told her to use the kerosene stove that yesterday and this morning. Guess her reply? She said she can't use kerosene even for a day. That even her Mum in the village does not use kerosene stove. She said a few other unprintable things.
For the sake of my 3 children I still had to buy the gas today.

I had not eaten in my house for a month now. The reason is that she said that they money I gave her for upkeep in October was not enough (I give her 62.5% of my monthly salary every month for our home upkeep). As a result she refused to give me food from around the middle of the month when she said the money had finished. She cooked for herself and the children (possibly from her own salary). When I gave her upkeep money for this month I told her not bother keeping food for me so that the money will go far enough. That's where we are till now. I have no intention of ever eating her food until she acknowledges that she was wrong and apologizes.

Now I know this WON'T happen. She will rather die than admit she's wrong or apologize. This is why I know that the mistake of a marriage is heading for the rocks and I am ready for it. Nonsense and ingredients. I have endured this nonsense for 15 years. I am done. Anything whe won happen tomorrow, make e happen today.

ItBomb, how are you?

Ezendimmuo:
My girlfriend likes food a lot...
Sometimes what she wants might be above my budget
I just graduated...no job yet ..
She can call guys on the phone in my presence and beg them for money...
There is this "married" man she sees and has actually spent the night with him and she swears that nothing happened between them...
I can't provide for her needs....
I can't also stop her from getting them...
I love this girl so much
She loves me too..
Anytime I think about this...
It makes me sad
I wanna end everything...
But I can't...
What do I do

You love her? LMAO.

LiegeMan:
Anger And Vengeance Is Taking The Best Part Of Me

hello nairalanders,

Sorry to disturb your peace but this has been going on in my mind for long and I really need suggestions on how to overcome it. I gave in to ire/anger and it's gradually taking the best part of me since I made a little discovery about my wife's past and how she lived her life while in the campus. I will try and make it as snappy as possible in order not to make you spend much of your time on my case.

Now, it goes this way, my wife came from a middle class family and she attended one of the best and prestigious higher institutions in the country, they're not too rich and they're not poor, infact, their family name can't be in the same sentence with poverty. She had everything she needed and lived her life to the fullest while in the campus, she flirted with and dated the best guys in the campus, she visited many night clubs and other exuberant and flamboyant life style that pertains to the campus.

Now on my own part, I attended one of the Colleges of Education that littered our country,
I did everything all by myself, I sponsored myself throughout my stay in the college, I did all manner of odd jobs to survive, sometimes, I would miss lectures due to lack of cash, no one to assist, all these limitations made me not to pay attention towards the opposite sex as I was busy struggling to survive and hoping unto God for a miracle.

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

this can't keep troubling me that's why I brought it here for suggestions and elderly advice.

Ah! Wahala dey ooooo!

Olam09:
What does it mean when your girlfriend update her WhatsApp status with Tiwa Savage's music "Somebody son go find me one day" i commented saying what about me and she said it's just a song.. this is a red flag for me oo.. is better somebody's daughter start finding me too.. i no chop breakfast.

duyox2004:
I hate it. I’m 41, never married, no kids.

I’ve been close…twice. But ended both relationships when they were caught cheating.

I’ve dated several men since then, most older than me, and they seemed to be in no hurry to even be in a committed relationship. Which is crazy to me that these men are mid-40s and still trying to hangout with the guys and party. I met a whole guy group of friends in Houston 2 years ago…all single, all 36–45 years old. They were throwing house parties during the quarantine…parties!! ��

When I was in grade school, I was told to get a degree, don’t get pregnant, just enjoy being single, make friends, keep dating, and the right man will find you.

Now that I have two degrees, traveled the world, developed hobbies, and avoided pregnancy…my doctors are telling me to just be a single mom because I’m running out of eggs as I type this message. �

I beat teenage pregnancy to be considering single motherhood at 41. �

Damn you, parents, counselors, pastors, and everyone who gave me that advice. I can’t get that time (or my eggs) back. I hate being single at this age!! ��

Calm down, guys.
Calma. Calma.
We're winning the league with Ole.

LMAO.

patrickmuf:
Ole no send trophy...Baba is all about DNA and the process of gene transfer...

Barrister026:


It's DNA sir am sure, he's asking if I know my blood group (which I don't)
But I believe he knows it, they might have done it before.

What if it turns out, am not his biogical child.
And me been the first child, I suspecting he's opping for the dna test.

So many reasons he might decide to do it, he's black, am slightly fair.
Honestly am scared.

The DNA palaver no concern me.
My issue here is how an aspiring lawyer still uses "am" instead of "I'm".

Efe42:



I'm 26 she's 25

agbolahan1991:
Her husband has been away for almost a month, I feel pity though have been having a crush on her right from before she got married, now she has a shop beside our office and I can't get my heart off her each day I see her....

Am a married man too but my wife gives me hell, with her anger, bad mouth and ojukokoro
Am not happy as a married man and I really need someone I can talk to, open up to and someone that can relieve the pain in my heart..

This life sef.
ItBomb.

Gadafii:
karma is cathing up with them real fast, govt dont pay them their salaries

Which karma?
You don't get that government failure to pay them their salaries, allowances and emoluments, is part of what is contributing to their frustration and why they quite readily transfer it on to their students?

jaelz:
So I met this girl sometime back in March in Abuja she was very beautiful and was working in a spa back then, I approached her and collected her number after which she never picked my calls or replied my chats after I tried contacting her afterwards.

Fast-forward to last two weeks she contacted me out of the blues that she was sick, didn't have transport fare to work, she was broke and didn't have any money for food as she hasn't eaten in a days.

I got dressed and meet her in the location she gave me and bought her some little foodstuff and provisions then gave her 3k to hold for transportation to work until they pay her at work.

Guys could you believe that this girl blocked and deleted my number the next day? I tried calling and she it was telling me busy till I used another phone to call it and it went through, I asked her why she did that after I revealed my identity and she couldn't say a word she was just mute on the phone for about 30 seconds till I cut off the call.

I am still so shocked as to why some women behave they way they behave atimes.

johnsonmartina6:
She said she wanted some space because we had some quarrel,, i gave her the space and added another extra week,, now she cries of heartbreak on her WhatsApp status ,, i don't understand,,, what should I do

LMAO.

OGS is still the manager?
LMAO.

slimghost:


I don’t even know again. I don tire man