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 Politics › Re: ... by Danhumprey(op): 7:44am On Aug 05, 2013*. Modified: 10:03pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
| Family › Re: Share Your Addiction!! by Danhumprey: 7:32am On Aug 05, 2013 |
donsax: my cell phone.......can't wait 10 minute without pressing my phone...really wanna stop this shit.Same here,bro. It happen that I was browsing with my cell phone althrough the night,and my Dad came to my room and ask me to give him the phone or I walk out of the house and sleep outside in that chilly,cold,mosquito-partying night. Ofcourse,I didn't gave him the phone,cos I know he would have break it or done something bad with it. And that was how I spend the night outside the house. I couldn't sleep,was wide awake,but still yet,I couldn't use the phone again,still the next day. I won't forget that incidence. |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Danhumprey: 4:31pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
[quote author=Ike~lips]Chapter 36 The next morning i went into the kitchen to look for my garri. Behold my sack was gone.[/quote]It's obvious that this poster missed road. I think he should be redirected back to Yaba left immediately! |
| Politics › Re: National Unity: Prophet T.B. Joshua Honoured By Arewa Youth Forum by Danhumprey: 2:51pm On Aug 04, 2013 |
Source  Stop feeding us stale news without verifiable source or link attached! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 1:01pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Omo_barca]  there are some real aro-patients on nairaland. 190 - needs deliverance Mr cork - incurable madness Okijajuju Yuzedo Born2nyash Ighosagie -  [/quote]Lol!.....some people really need deliverance! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 12:59pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
ItsModella: Redmosquito too...I miss his minion and hades jokes.I keep wondering where the guy disappear to.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 12:56pm On Aug 03, 2013 |
adaobi123:Better! Stay scheming. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 10:22am On Aug 03, 2013 |
adaobi123: I can't help itYou can't help it? I think Yaba left would suit u best. You tend to laugh at every dry jokes. I hope say you don't laugh too much to attract the attention of people over there in the UK,so that they won't mistake u for a mental patient who just excape of a psychiatric hospital.  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 10:18am On Aug 03, 2013 |
princesa: Funny right now to me are: obadiah777, foxy ultimate, foxy bone etc etcOoooops! I forgot to mention Princesa. She is sometime crazy! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:02am On Aug 03, 2013 |
It's surprising that very few people mention Seun and Mukina. Are they not crazy? Me think Idowuogbo need deliverance. She is just damn crazy.  |
| Politics › Re: Some Governors Claims Of Achievements Are Propaganda – Mark by Danhumprey: 4:22am On Aug 03, 2013 |
Na political praise-singing and patronage na. They,the Senate,went to Uyo to do their retreat,and as it's common to Nigerians,he,the Senate president,start singing the praise of the governor,unaware of the massive frauds going on behind the scene. By the way,80% of the over-hyped infrastructure development were done in the capital city,Uyo,alone. Do you measure development by what you see in the capital city alone or what you see in the whole of the state? I'm an indigene of the state,so I know what I'm talking about. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 7:30pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
adaobi123: I know, right ?Just bungle him down to the UK and tie his a.sse to that tree in front of your house. Believe me,he would automatically develop a never-dying love for UK. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 7:27pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
[quote author=nadia_SA]Abeg make me understand funny or crazy or both lol[/quote]Both! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 7:26pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
ITbomb: I can't understand your position hereYou see why I think you are crazy? Lol......it's obvious that u just excape from Yaba left. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Would You Prefer? by Danhumprey: 7:04pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Bootylicious: And in btw, men are insatiable no matter the style and comfort they get at home 90% of them get to cheat... No1 wants a cheating husband, I do not pray 4 one but at worse case senerio I'll prefer paid sex, who says decent girls can't have HIV AIDS?? Men see cheating as their birth right soUr choice,ma'am. I respect that. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Which Would You Prefer? by Danhumprey: 6:31pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Nomski0: None of them.....its not something that one should choose from.It's obvious that the OP doesn't care about HIV/AIDS and STDs. Imagine giving ur hubby a guilt-free pass to go and have sex with a sew worker? Can't u satisfy him urself or what? |
| Politics › Re: IBO'S And The Sympathy Mentality Play. This Must Stop. by Danhumprey: 6:08pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Until we all come to agree that Nigeria is a secular country,devoid of religion and tribalism,I tell you,we would get nowhere. We would keep hear one cry or the other of marginalization,persecution,deprivation,et al from different section of these country,including the Igbos. |
| Politics › Re: Can Apc Bring Change To Nigeria? by Danhumprey: 6:04pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Time would tell. Let's not jump the gun. I see APC giving the PDP a tough opposition. |
| Romance › Re: Terminally-Ill Bride Gets The Wedding Of Her Dreams by Danhumprey: 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
It's so touching. Imagine,a death sentence was passed on her,but nevertheless,she still chose to celebrate the happiest day of her life(her wedding day). I just pray a miracle occur and that she would live to enjoy her marriage. 14 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:48pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Ooooops! How could I have forgot to mention 190 and Nadia_SA and Idowuogbo(but she could be mean at times) |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:46pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
ighoosagie: wit my AK47 I shoot every names listed on dis thread.Lol....e be like say you and Mr.Cork don suffer for the guy's hand. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:43pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
adaobi123: I'm so honouredWait,u mean Afam,ur supposed hubby hates UK?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:37pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Popowaa: AwwwwYea,sweetie. What's up with you?   |
| Nairaland General › Re: Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 5:36pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
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| Politics › Re: BREAKING: Dreaded Bokoharam Commander,shekau, Shot By His Ownmen by Danhumprey: 5:32pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
It's easy to believe all these craps,most especially if they are coming from the numerous bloggers. I'm not falling for this! Until I see Shekau arrested and paraded before Nigerians or his beheaded head,I won't believe. 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Danhumprey: 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Desperation and impatient would kill some people here. It's not like I don't like this thread. I like it. AM even hooked to it. But I try to stay away from this thread for 3 or 4 days,so that when I come back,after d 3 or 4 days,I would come and meet alot of updates,and be savouring them,rather than be here every minutes waiting for updates that may not come. You guys should remember that Zubby got a life outside Nairaland,and it's not everytime he would be free to be updating. Try,stay away from this thread for atleast 3 days,so dat wen next u come,you would come and meet updates waiting for u. *just an advice* |
| Nairaland General › Who Are Your Funniest,craziest Nairalanders? by Danhumprey(op): 3:36pm On Aug 02, 2013 |
Nairaland is a place where you come in contact with different people,with different views and behaviour. Some are so weird and mind-blowing. From the good,the bad,the ugly,the funniest,the craziest,just name them,you can find them here.Some can make you laugh and forget your sorrow and problems(atleast,for a while) This thread is about your craziest,funniest nairalanders. Mine are: Yuzedo Itbomb Foxybone Br3nd4 Popowaa Bin Gbagbo Flow1756 Adaobi123 Add yours. |
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