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Celebrities › Re: See What Don Jazzy Shared On Instagram About Women And Fake Buttocks by Danhumprey: 8:28pm On Jun 18, 2015
Smh! Ladies be deceiving men since time immemorial. Whatever happen to being just who you are,with your God-given body?undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 6:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
jimmy4x: Una kon dey yab hazard against PSG dt he even scored o, y d rest attackers no score, abi y terry dey mark Cahill instead of David Luiz, hows that Hazards fault?
Lmao. That scene was epic!grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 1:29pm On Jun 18, 2015
coogar:
compare like for like.
neymar has a smaller frame - his threshold of pain would be lower than that of messi/suarez who are like pitbulls.

the little nudge he got at the world cup against colombia nearly destroyed his spine. we all thought he dived & was faking the injury until the scans revealed the body damage.

he's more likely to get apprehensive about tackles than the people you compare him with. his immaturity takes nothing away from his skills. he's more talented than hazard.
I get what you mean. Neymar's body frame is fragile,no doubt. And I pity him for that when he get tackled hard. Sometime,I wonder whether he is really fit to be a footballer. Yes,he's got the skill and talent,but can he survive playing against a team the deploy jam-body tactics? It's understandable why he is easily react when tackled aggressively,but that doesn't excuse most of his onfield im-mature behaviour.

Isn't it ironical that people give excuse that he has a fragile body frame,but he can use his head to headbutt opponent?grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 12:31pm On Jun 18, 2015
Sometime,I can't help but wonder why coach Dunga gave Neymar the captain's armband. Oh! He's their best player,huh? Is that now a criterion for giving a player the captaincy? If so,Messi should be Barca's captain,just as he is Argentina's captain.undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 12:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
coogar:
yes....
it was messi that made him perform in the last world cup & the last confederations cup.

neymar is 10 times the player hazard is....no frillz, no thrills.
No doubt about that. Neymar just have to work on his childish immature attitude. He is above 18yrs for fùck sake,but he still behave like someone below 18years. Many people/football legend(including his former team mate,Xavi) have complained about his behaviour.


He is not the only top player that get fouled or closely man-marked in every games. Hazard and Messi do get fouled alot,but you rarely see them react the way Neymar does. They just get up,dust their jersey and continue playing like nothing happened.


Bottomline: Neymar's attitude is just immatured and should be worked on. His skill and talent is never in doubt.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Danhumprey: 11:08am On Jun 18, 2015
MrCork:
...so u sayn MizMyColi is too fat?...u don't like IBO chicks? undecided
Not like that,bro. But I prefer Elantraceey. She's sweet and cool.smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Danhumprey: 10:50am On Jun 18, 2015
MrCork:
..ok..so r u sayn elantraceey is too fat for u?...ok,bro how about MizMyColi...she single & she dates anytin!..bro u want her? smiley
I think I'd be cool with Elantraceey. You gonna hook us up?wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Danhumprey: 8:24am On Jun 18, 2015
MrCork:
...ok...notin wrong wit dreamin....i used to dream of beyansi sittin on ma lap! undecided
gringringrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Danhumprey: 8:17am On Jun 18, 2015
elantraceey:
You just don't know your problem yet. undecided
I think he do. Just don't let him get on your nerve.smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Danhumprey: 8:15am On Jun 18, 2015
MrCork:
...sweeery be nice to me & I will hook u up with a guy called: Danhumprey.......He Lagos based though but loves fat women! smiley
Lol. You môron! grin

Who told you I love fat women?
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 8:13am On Jun 18, 2015
elantraceey:
Alright .


Expecting your mail.
I'm having problem with the email I used in opening this my Nairaland account. I tried changing the email to a new one,but it just won't change. Just send me a mail through the email address on my profile.
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by Danhumprey: 5:12pm On Jun 17, 2015
MrCork:
..jesus don't date Nigerian girls, especialy u people from that Lagos....you wantme..don't u??..u dyammm no u do....anyways...they only hope on earth u hav getting me I to act like a lady!!.. angry
@bolded,I'm dieing!gringringrincheesygrin
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 1:30pm On Jun 17, 2015
MrCork:
Cf...bro..elantraceey is a typikal okoro girl lyin to u big time..she don't wana giv u her nomba!!.. grin grin grin grin
Lol,bro. You sure?grin


By the way,how can I get babe's number?embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 6:59am On Jun 17, 2015
Tval:
Mourinho no do well
Hahahahaha! Just cool down. I believe you guys will enjoy him. Mourinho promise to "revive" him.grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 9:02pm On Jun 16, 2015
Tval:
[img]http://cdn2.streamable.com/video/f96bef00130611e58274273b0e421361.webm[/img]

[img]http://cdn2.streamable.com/video/f090a150130611e584a2b12a23c14870.webm[/img]
How far with Falcao na? I hope you guys are ready to "enjoy" him as we did last season?grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:55pm On Jun 16, 2015
Digriz:
Clyne is good just that he is overpriced bt I agree wt u on the defensize side. Do u think the midfield is slow? I don't think so unless u mean Carrick.
Which is why we can't depend on Carrick. We need a decent,ballp-playing DM.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 8:51pm On Jun 16, 2015
SailorXY:
about 80 million pounds?
That should be Euros na. Most times,these transfer fees being peddle around can be quite confusing. Some journals tend to confuse and mix up the Euros with the Pound.
Crime › Re: Corps Member Gang Raped To Death In Ilorin, Kwara State by Danhumprey: 8:32pm On Jun 16, 2015
What sort of satisfaction do räpists get? I mean,I don't get it.
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 8:30pm On Jun 16, 2015
elantraceey:
I couldn't remember my password and I'm no longer using the sim I used in opening it
Wow! Look like there is no possibility that we could chat again.sad





Oh! Wait. How about e-mail?
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 7:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
MrCork:
...ermm bro..plis be careful...elantraceey look like man! embarassed
Lol.grincheesygrin
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 7:29pm On Jun 15, 2015
elantraceey:
Bb pin.
Not on BB.
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey:
elantraceey:
I can't even remember when last I was there.


Send your pin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Danhumprey: 7:16pm On Jun 15, 2015
chrisley024:
No United bid for Otamendi
--Valencia club

Can't United solve this defence and defensive midfield issues for once huh


In other news, Jones is injured as usual.
@bolded,

Cc: Coogar. What's ya say on this?


I won't mind donating a trailer to be use to ship Jones and other deadwoods outta the club!
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 7:09pm On Jun 15, 2015
elantraceey:
Hmmmm, it's been a long while, I'm good...you?



Of course we can.
I'm fine. Where can we talk? Our usual platform seem to have gone dormant.
Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by Danhumprey: 7:06pm On Jun 15, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Very stewpeed
mrcork


No offeinse
Sweeeerrrry,calm down. Ama lover,nota fighter. Are you lightskinned?
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 7:04pm On Jun 15, 2015
elantraceey:
Hi danny smiley
Howdy? Can we talk? It's been a while.
Romance › Re: Guys Beware!!! by Danhumprey: 6:44pm On Jun 15, 2015
[quote author=elantraceey post=34798582][/quote]Hi?smiley
Phone/Internet Market › Re: MTN | GLO | ETISALAT | AIRTEL [1gb @ N300, 10gb @ N2900] www.octavo.com.ng © by Danhumprey: 12:55pm On Jun 15, 2015
OCTAVO:
Good morning all.. smiley
I normally buy data from a reseller here on NL,but with the speed he use to send the data is kinda disappointing to me. He tend to be slow in sending the data long after I must have paid the money into the account and it normally make me anxious and nervous. I will to be buying from someone who can be responding fast. Is it possible to switch to another reseller?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 12:30pm On Jun 15, 2015
Hazardd:
nice reasoning dear...
Really bro?undecided

AirborneLacer is a "guy" like you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 12:28pm On Jun 15, 2015
dyabman:
Is that funny ?
Sorry! But I find that comment quite funny.grin

I mean,this is Falcao we are talking about. With Mourinho,he has quite a chance of discovering his scoring touch.tongue

We gave him a chance last season and he ended up being our highest goalscorer and best striker.embarassed

See his quality?lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 11:17am On Jun 15, 2015
diggz:
I no sabi wetin b mou problem in trying to sign a dead wood into d team angry angry
Bwuahahahahahaha!grincheesygrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by Danhumprey: 8:09am On Jun 14, 2015
Keky:
WOB
Meaning?

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