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Linode is still cheaper than this, with more perks

Most of those benchmarks are bias....if you throw in some numpy or cython and 'cheat' . Python will smoke php in speed

Not hating on php though....but as a language python has a wider domain.

Php machine learning.....Nope

omanzo02:
Thank Buhari administration for your travail!

You sure say you well was buhari the president of Nigeria 6 years ago

Go to stackoverflow bro....besides the code you posted is too much....narrow it down to something small

FlawlesRebirth02:
Seriously can't wait for mine,,, say in 2yrs from now•••

Hmmm...uncle bubu might have scrapped it by then

Ladycloud:
see them.. Get a life outside nairaland biko... And oo u went to check my picture.. Stalker... Pig

Why i no go check am...make i see the rotten kpekus with expired sense wey dey talk...because you saw 'fantastically corrupt', you wanted to use it at any cost

Now you have used it to amplify your stupidity...smh

Ladycloud:
.... Oga shut up if u don't hv sth to say

You be foolish fool...with your over saturated makeup face...mtcheww gerrara hia....stupid pig!

Ladycloud:
.... Oga shut up if u don't hv sth to say

You be foolish fool

Ladycloud:
And someone will comman say this nation is not fantastically corrupt..

you well so

Why are you this stupid

Three things

Either you chook the bread directly inside the blueband

The spoon or knife you used the last time was dirty

Last one you dey lick the spoon with your dirty mouth as you were using the butter.

Tell us the truth

Sweetlemon:
If this is true then they may just win me over.
When will ND indigenes learn that their real enemies are the elites from the region and not the North?

This is what they should have done since...i just hope this is not empty chest beating. most of the problems in the ND is because of our greedy leaders....how can bayelsa state be owing it's workers...if any state should be owing salaries. it should be the so called 'leeches' that don't have oil

If they start questioning their leaders I might just leave Tottenham and start supporting these guys

On a serious note a lot of people will support them

mrwonlasewonie:
Painment

In private universities the lecturers are monitored by established institutional frameworks set in place to avoid exchange of vagina for grades,exchaging students Mark with each other and other vices we see in public universities .if a student complains about sexual harassment by a lecturer and the student fails they will check her past records whether that's her trend, find out whether she's an A,B or C student. Another exam will be conducted for her in that particular course and iF she fails she will go on suspension for slander and telling wicked lies against the lecturer. She will also be the one to pay an entirely different lecturer for his services,stay in the university guest house and his feeding who the school will hire (something similar to external examiner) who will mark her work but iF she passes the course that's the end of that lecturers career.he cannot work in that university or any other university because letters will be sent to other universities.

So what that person typed is complete balderdash. Every student in private university EARNS whatever grades they get irrespective of the millions they pay as school fees and by the way the school fees is payment of services and efficient service delivery so that his or her 4 years Will be 4years and have easy access to university facilities and services

On the other hand public university lecturers that fail students do it out of ego to show they're still the boss or they know more than the student. In some cases if the student in a public university is asking too much questions and the lecturer can't answer it the lecturer might start bullying the student academically and suffocate his intelligence /quest for more knowledge till he becomes a passive student

So stop comparing death and sleep because they're incomparable

See this one i went to a private uni.....no vex me make i no open can of worms here ooo

Wizdude:
With your wakawaka shit like devil salad.

You mess Agbalumo marry mango

Dem sey mk u spell taxi u say na Tee A times one

First day u see OMO, u call am blue garri (when we use to buy #5 blue detergent tied in nylon chai)

First day u enter aeroplane, u go dey write names of noise makers.

Dem ask u why u carry kerosene lamp enter America, u say u no trust NEPA

With ur black and white nyash like Satan Tom tom

Richest man for una village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work.

Oyibo pour spit from aeroplane, u and ur family dive am tink sey na dollar.

There are a lot more, I even had a book where I wrote all of them. Whenever I was in a battle and forget any yabs, I would quickly rush to get my 'mess' book . awesome days they were.
Thanks OP for taking us back mehn.

You put radio inside fridge when they ask you you say you wan hear cool fm

That agbalumo marry mango ehnnn.....if dem knack you that one just know say you don lose

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

You mess agbalumo tie wrapper.

Indian kpomo

With your black face like devil bible

You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do paarira

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

You mess agbalumo tie wrapper.

Indian kpomo

With your black face like devil bible

You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do (can't remember the sound we used to say again)

JAGABAN MUST HEAR THIS!!!!

kernel501:
We (South East and South South). Nigerian tribes don't love each other.

We are not part of you guys....stop merging yourself with SS.

Call me a pervert....but i thought this was about sex!!!!....mtchewww

OP next time put car so people like us go know before we open am

dynamo77:
Already on blackberry messenger

Cool development though

Telegram has had this feature like forever

sheedy407:
May God and Allah bless me more as i read this post.

I am a Christian and a proud Catholic but it doesnt change anything that we all came from one source which is ALLAH / GOD

WTF!!!....how is this even relevant to the post....you well so?

realGURU:
When God love , he open ur heart to islam,
islam is unlike ur religion were hearts are won with lies and fake prophesies.

how many of ur pastors are using charms and amulets to do fake miracle, how many their prophesies fail woefuly


see evil bible Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests

Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches

You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers

A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad

Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents

1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery

If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication

A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions

Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers

They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets

If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, “You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord.” When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God

Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night

But if this charge is true (that she wasn’t a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father’s house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

Kill Followers of Other Religions.

1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Death for Blasphemy

One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD’s name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother’s name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD’s will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, “Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD’s name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD’s name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

Kill False Prophets

1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, ‘Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,’ do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)

2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.’ You may wonder, ‘How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?’ If the prophet predicts something in the LORD’s name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)

Infidels and Gays Should Die

So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God’s death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)

Have u noticed one thing with all the bibles verses you quoted.....they are all in the old testament

Christians are not bound by the rules in the old testament...because salvation is not by works but by faith. That was the sole purpose why Jesus Christ came to abolish the law and make salvation for all

So shaaaarap

booqee:
why are we like this... why do we let religion dictate things of national issues for us tori Olohun?

btw, this their fasting sef, they would eat by 5:00am thereabout, by the time they are doing the early morning drill, they have food in their belly to sustain them, the christians and people of other religion would be exercising on empty stomach, because i remember breakfast was after the drill. so what are they on about? who said they wouldn't be allowed to do their prayers??
even on a normal day many of us skip our meals and may eat just once a day not because of lack of food but maybe u were busy with work and all..or just skipped it for skipping case.. and we would not fall sick or die. nothing will happen.

as in ehn , this folks like to create trouble for no reason...

I tire o....even ozil and several Muslim footballers didn't fast during the 2014 world cup

I don't know why some people will allow religion to dominate and dictate everything in their life.....especially the poor people. The rich always seem to be above the law and everything else

Okay let me stop before I divert and go off point

Chimdiebere:
unfortunately, lemme tell you something!

your write-up makes little sense! but senseless at the same time! what makes you think that The NDA is jobless for taking over their own resources

NIGERIA IS A FAILED ENTITYThe recent happenings in the country is clear eye opener to how the Nigeria state has derailed and its heading to nowhere. A country where those in power over look the main reasons why they were voted into power. That has showed how self centered and selfish the people we look up to as leaders in the country.When they(politicians) are elected or appointed into any political office.Their primary aim is to enrich themselves and influence infrastructural projects to their region. Clear example is the presentadministration where Fulani herdsmen whom are the kinsmen ofPresident Buhari are above the law despite the killing and atrocities they have committed against farmers in the south and middle beltbut the president can give a shoot on sight directive to military against the peaceful protest of the Indigenous people of Biafra. Other one is the 2016 budget where nearlyall the major projects are channeled to the North even though the creeksof the Niger delta are in dear need of development to improve the standard of living.The allocation of mining license is other crime this country is committing against its Niger Deltans. Where 80% of the oil blocs are allocated to northerners and therest 20% is spread among the Easterners and westerners.THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST THE PEOPLE OFTHE NIGER DELTA.The duty of the Nigeria military is to protect Territorial integrity of Nigeria but instead the reverse is the case, Where politicians use them(Military) as thugs. Clear example is the Bayelse state governorship election, River state federal and state house of Assembly election. Where soldiers and other security agencies are more interested in the money given to them by the politicians. As a result whenever there is change in the military high command instead of them to focus on their duty all they do is to joggle or make their way to Niger Delta region to make money for themselves and then forgetting their primary duty. Most of the top ranked military officers in this country are billionaires because they are out to make money for themselves by interweaving themselves with pipeline vandalizersand crude oil thieves.After looking at all these injustices and devilish acts going on in Nigeriathe Niger Delta Avengers concludesthat nobody is loyal to this entity called Nigeria instead, we are insisting that the entity called Nigeria should break up and lets theSouth, East, West and North be govern by their own.Immediate past president JonathanGoodluck is the only leader who believes in the unity of the Nation. He was deceived that the enity called Nigeria can be still be saved. He wasn’t after channeling infrastructural projects to his peoplethe Niger Deltans despite they are in dead need of infrastructural and human capital development. A man who was there to serve, he wasn’t after his own people but for the betterment and togetherness of this country Nigeria.If President Buhari can emulate the nationalist ideology of his predecessor, which we know is impossible because the shoe is too big for him. The nation won’t be having economic crisis, there won’t be pipeline vandalization, and our best brains won’t be seeking greener pasture oversees.The present administration infringe on the fundamental human rights ofits citizens with impunity with no respect for the constitution of the country. What kind of government treats her citizens like that?The present administration has no respect for the constitution of the federation and run the country as if we in military regime. No freedom of speech, incarceration of innocent citizens and those against the government policies in the name of fighting corruption.The Niger Delta has been neglectedfor more than 50 years which gave birth to the arm struggle in the region but after the proclamation ofthe the presidential amnesty to all agitators by President Umaru Musa Yara- duha little or none has been done about the Niger delta in termsof human capital development, infrastructural development, youth empowerment/educational infrastructure. The truth is, nothing has been done about the Niger delta. Niger Delta Development commission (NDDC) that has the statutory mandate to develop the region is cash cow for the northerner and their southern political counterparts.The Niger delta region to the Nigerian government is like forbidding region as stated by one of our own, the minister of transportation RotimiAmaechi. that no parents will send their ward to school in the Niger Delta. A reason why the President Buhari led Administration cancelled the Nigeria Maritime University Okerenkoko. Forgetting university of Port Harcourt he graduated fromis sited in the Niger Delta.he is from a poor background like most other Niger Deltans but was able to attend university because it was sitedin his community so why depriving other people from the region to benefit like he did?What ashame!After a critical analysis and evaluation of the present happenings we come to a conclusion that, despite the president’s age and his cluelessness. He should call for a sovereign national conference. Where citizens from all regions will part take freely and decides whether the entity Nigeria should remain or break upWITHOUT PULLING A TRIGGER.There was a country called Nigeria that was put together by Sir Lord Luggard but that country died since1966 and since then what we have is a divided country that is under the control of watch of greedy and self-centered persons.The Niger delta avengers high command, which comprises of agitators from all ethnic groups in the Niger Delta, has concluded that if the president fails to hear our voice and refuse to call for the sovereign national conference. We will ensure its happens or we will employ our second option by crippling the economy of the country. We won’t stop at that but dead ready to take the fight out of the creeks and take it to cities like Abuja, Lagos, Calabar, Port Harcourt just to name a few. And Avengers are not interested in taking innocent lives, but we will defend territory and ourselves .To our brothers in the Nigeria Military we can still welcome you back home with open arms but don’t think we will spare you if you attack us.To the United State and all permanent members of the United Nation security councils, you don’t have to wait for Syria and Libya to happen before you intervene since Nigeria is already a failed state.To all multinationals operating in theNiger delta the harms you have done to the region with your flaring,spillage and enslaving of the peopleenough is enough. We want youto have a rethink and do the right thing.The Niger Delta Avengers are not Boko Haram, we are not ISIS, all we are asking for is a better living for the people of the Niger Delta and self-determination that is to govern ourself. We will soon rise our flag and name our interim ruling

I can feel the passion In your short writeup

But you failed to realize that the greatest enemy the ND have is themselves (their leaders and the stupid youths)

If GEJ a man from The core of ND couldn't do any tangible thing to cleanup his home for 6 years....were the polluted lands temporarily clean during that period or where some pockets and palms greased then....let's not even talk of the governors and the traditional rulers

I will only believe these avengers when they start blaming and holding all their past leaders responsible because those are the real people responsible for their plight in the first place

MrGerald:
It's high time you stop deceiving yourself with Lagos, a collective effort, other sw States doesn't generate any income bigger than eastern states, have you noticed how empty Lagos become when igbos travel during xxmas holidays? that'll show how boring sw with their laziness will look after Biafra emerge

Okay....so all the ibo's will relocate to and leave their businesses. Clap for yourself

alobright17:
Think about it very well thanks

You just realised how stupid you are that's why you have nothing to say....mtchewwww

eNelo:
Frameworks..... Codeigniter hit me so hard...The structure was a very huge and shocking wake up call from my usual slap and mould coding.

I swear!!!....codeigniter is the worst framework I've used for anything in my life ....seriously it is

I've since switched to python with Django or flask and the experience has been awesome

If I find myself working with php again in the near future there is no way I'm going to even consider codeigniter.... Already looking at laravel with my 3D glasses

i've seen that picture of that guy on white....so the guy died again and arranged three cartridges on his body....they should kwontinu with their lies

dhtml18:
Excuse me, that is an insult to our personalities, we are simply trolls but we still manage to get the job done jor. Did you not copy-and-paste when you were in primary or secondary school?
Why you come dey insult boys anyhow now? Oya some of the libraries you use online, do you write all of them? you sef no dey use copy and paste?

Didn't insult anyone....infact every programmer I know is today is a copy and paste programmers...including me

You simply can't do it on your own

But at least you should understand 80% of what you're copying to avoid problems that'll arise when you just copy blindly

Hardware guy.....being a sysadmin....No No No

As a sysadmin you'll need to know a lot of technologies and how they work together so I'll give it to the technology guys

Nice writeup though

You forgot to include the copy and paste programmers

Firefire:
Waoooooo

When will you learn the it's wow not wao ehnn

IMO state is the worst state I know. The Roads are terrible and aside from owerri which is still terrible. There is nothing else except villages